₦airaland Forum

You must be an intelligent guy! Who no know no go know!!

Daviddson:
My mind is strongly telling me that CIA have sent this man on a clandestine assignment against Museveni to poison him maybe, like they have used celebrities and journalists to carry out their assassinations. Just thinking wild.

I beg na which movie you got this?

Noel1:
Igbo Amaka

May your days be long....my nwannemous!

cosmatika:
How are the mighty fallen? Tell it not in Gath, publish it not in the streets of Ashkelon, lest the daughters of the Philistines rejoice, lest the uncircumcised exault. Mr Obihiagbon, it is a pitiable dismal bismal, it is regrettably lugubrious, that in a state made up of homosapiens and chimps, u all be seen on bended knees hobnobbing and macaronically begging for for people to support your dead political aspirations

OP....You are charade...your grammatical analogy is so bombacious and wasky!

Crimecity:
Popular Nigerian lawmaker, Patrick Obahiagbon, pictured above kneeling as he begged Edo state APC members to vote for him so he can be the party's flagbearer in the Edo South Senatorial district election.

Journalist, Ena Ofugara,who shared the photo online, wrote;

''Barrister "Igodomigodo" Obahiagbon, the grandiloquent and highfalutin former legislator finds to his chagrin, discomfiture, mortification, peevishness and spleen that he must put aside his manhood, masculinity, machismo, virility and BROCUS and like a bingo that ate his masters food, he finds he must kowtow, grovel, beseech, wheedle, brown-nose, crawl, creep, cower, snivel and prostrate to be allowed back in the house.

This is a man that strut like a colossus as he insulted Jonathan and his wife in that era that seems so long ago when there was honour in expressing personal opinions and making it flowery like Obahiagbon then when he beats his chest and says "I am conversant with the utilitarian purposes to which the gavel and the mace are deployed within the existential construction of pragmatic and routine legislative rendezvous. Suffice to say that I can pontificate ad-infinitum ..."

today all he can say is "la wo wo. Please. I beg. Sorry for me"

More below:

https://zenithnaija.com/viral-photo-of-patrick-obahiagbon-kneeling-to-beg-apc-delegates-in-edo-state/

This may be a prophesy!

yarimo:
ORJI KALU The next senate leader in 2019

No mind them...they are promoting their satanic agenda....??soon it will unfold. Beware these are the last days devil use people in church to attack the body of Christ

They should stop abusing this stuff.. It'd meant for nuns and even if u want to wear it, just dress decently

This guy named Mr. Sara ...is already a loser!

Fukafuka:

I will like to recommend you for a job if you are not currently employed.
I am impressed by your well articulated manner of writing....this is how a situation like this, should be approached.
Good edition!!�

ObservantFellow:
Edited

Dear 2017 Applicants,

We are aware that you are unhappy about how long your deployments have taken and that is fully understandable.

We have read your comments expressing displeasure over the situation and we acknowledge the need for you to express yourself.

However, it would be much better if we can be civil in our utterances. While the situation is not a happy one for any of us, our ability to keep clear heads will be very vital to us steering out of it.

Let us try to treat ourselves with respect. I will remain here to attend to your questions and convey necessary information to you. I ask that you treat us with equal respect in the hope that soonest, this delay would be resolved.

As we have officially announced, the deployment is still scheduled to take place this month barring any unforseen circumstance.

Do bear with us. Thanks for your co-operation in advance.

You get spiritual eyes bro
This is not just ordinary goat

Chuknovski:
its a form of ritual, disbelieve at your detriment

How come....they re doing their wedding after five years of marriage in 2013?

ViaGist:
GistMore.com

Finally Nigerian top movie producer and actor Chidi Chikere weds his long time girlfriend, Nuella Njubigbo. She is an actress and am very sure you all know her, Chidi chikere is No 1 movie producer in Nigeria and he's very popular.

In attendance as groomsmens includes; pawapaw, Okon Lagos, Mike Godson amongst others.

BY GISTMORE :: http://www.gistmore.com/photos-movie-producer-chidi-chikere-actress-nuella-njubigbo-wedding

OP..you are a good sex therapist!
More grace!!

Toks2008:
This is one aspect of marriage many people don't usually discuss and many marriage counselors deliberately shy away from but unfortunately this is one area that is so important in keeping the marital bond strong and pleasurable.

Satisfying your spouse sexually is very important if you want him/her to respect you and this has nothing to do with how rich you are or how caring you are. If you are a man or woman who fails to treat your spouse well in the room then you have failed woefully in marriage.

FOR THE MARRIED MAN

You must first sit your wife down and ask her to tell you what turns her on, how she loves to be touched and stop assuming you are a super man. Every woman has different sexual preference and until you know exactly what she wants, you just might be fooling yourself thinking you are doing the right thing for many years.

Ladies can be shy so as a man you really need to make her tell you what she wants in the bedroom and as a woman, don't hold back, tell him exactly your fantasies without any fear.

As a man you must understand that no part of your wife's body is sacred and understand that within the confines of marriage, you have access to explore all her nooks and crannies without inhibitions. If your wife loves mouth action then please her with that, even if she wants the unconventional type of intimacy then oblige her. Note that you are her husband and if you deny her what she loves then where else do you want her to get it?

8 out of every 10 ladies love oral but they are usually shy to tell a rigid hubby and keeping mum over sexual matters is the reason why many ladies in their entire years of marriage will never experience true sexual satisfaction and many ladies don't even know that they also climax as men do simply because their husband is the rigid type. Every man must make it a duty to please his wife so that he will be respected and cherished by her.

FOR THE MARRIED WOMAN;

Have you ever taken time out to ask your husband what turns him on the most about your body and try to flaunt that the more? Have you ever asked your husband how he enjoys been touched?

You may not believe this,but every man has a crazy fantasy no matter how spiritual they can be. Most married men want a bad girl in the bedroom and i mean real bad girl. Leave your sister Mary nature anytime you get inside the room and make him beg for more.

Every part of your husband's body belongs to you, play with it as you like. Many men want their flute blown so don't see this as a sin or sacred but make his head spin and make him long for you wherever he may be and get him addicted to you because men love sex a lot and any woman that gives them a fantastic one will always have them hooked.

Many women make this silly mistake and this is very important to understand. GOD in his infinite wisdom has made it possible that a man with a short flute can give you the greatest pleasure you can imagine and that is why he deliberately placed the pleasure zone of every woman just 3 inches from the opening of her goody bag and what your hubby needs is to understand the type of positions that will make him stimulate that zone.

8 out of every 10 men you see have an average erect flute size of 5 to 6 inches and believe me even a 4 inch flute can give you great satisfaction if the man understands what to do so stop your foolish fantasy of being with a man that has an abnormal flute size that may cause more pain to you than pleasure. What is the use of having access to a flute that your porch can't accommodate easily so no matter the size of your husband's flute, you can make the best use of it. If a short thin finger can pleasure you then a thin short sized flute will do better so stop your baseless fantasy about a bigger flute and make the best out of what your hubby has.

Lets stop depriving ourselves of intimate pleasures as married men and women. Sex is meant to be enjoyed in any way and any form within the confines of marriage so explore it and enjoy your bedroom activities to the max.

For the sexually timid spouse i will advice that you take your second half serious if he or she complains of sexual dissatisfaction else you may lose such to another person.

Don't allow your wife or husband fantasize about another person because not satisfying your spouse sexually is marital unfaithfullness which is a sin and a good ground for divorce..please adjust.

Hope this helps.

I love your advice.. This is the best salary earner who don't have time for business.

Thanks for adding more wisdom to the OP' post

chukzyfcbb:
if you are working, try to save money and invest in something. Most preferably. invest in a cash yielding asset.

Buy a shop and rent it out.
buy a flat and rent it out.
buy a land and lease it out to a farmer.
buy a govt debt instruments and take yields monthly/annually.

Buying and selling isn't always rosy, sometimes you could lose millions in one bad business deal.

Invest Invest Invest no matter how small the profit is !!!

A shop that gives you 400,000 naira annually is better than nothing.
At Balogun market, some shop owners earn as high as 2m/yr.

At least it can take care of certain home expenses while you use your salary to advance yourself through trainings&certfs

Cheers

AgroSeeds:
First fruit? If I hear! Most lazy ass pastors are now smiling devilishly waiting for the sheeples to bring forth their sufferings. Cooperate armed robbers. Why would any reasonable human being think that in this hard times and season? Nigerians hear me out. Do not give out your money to any human being that calls himself IMAM or Pastor or Priest in the name if first fruit. If you want to give them anything, just give it as a gift and not as first fruit nonsense or Tithe whatever. If God wants to bless you, he does that without minding how sinful or First fruut giving you are consistent with.

Hosea 4:6
My people perish because of lack of Knowledge.


Rather than spend that money on a hopeless venture, I will rather invest it in farming no matter how small.


God does not need your money to bless you. We are too broke for God. The blessings of God are eternal and reaches everybody no matter how small. The only thing it will take is time. Even if you are the worst of sinners, God can still bless you.

Romans 9:15
For God said to Moses, "I will show mercy to anyone I choose, and I will show compassion to anyone I choose. It is not of him that willeth or runneth but if God that showeth mercy"

So God will bless you... First fruit or No first fruit.

Philippians 4:19
And this same God who takes care of me will supply all your needs from his glorious riches, which have been given to us in Christ Jesus.

It is well with us Nairalanders.

Meanwhile, am very grateful for this first to comment position. This is a sign that good things are coming my way. Even the person above me was deleted for me to be the first.

Same way he was deleted This new month, God will delete our enemies, delete our tormentors be it APC, PDP or the 3rd force, Delete our Witches and finally, delete those who needs to be deleted so that we will come first. I prophecy goodness and mercy into the lives of all Nairalanders. Our pockets shall never run dry. God will fill our pockets forever. It is too late to fail. Amen. God bless us.

YOU NEED SALVATION ASAP!! BE BORN AGAIN AND RECEIVE CHRIST!!!

Jakumo:
Firing a 7.62x39mm rifle round in that flimsy looking DIY pistol will place the shooter at great danger, because of the wrist-breaking recoil that will occur when that massive rifle projectile is touched off inside such a flimsy and lightweight pistol, along with the very high probability that the barrel of the gun could be blown to bits when the trigger is pulled.

You talk like a gun technologist!

BiafraIShere:
The sh!thole continues to sink deeper with each passing day! The zoo has never been this divided and so close to a civil war since the end of the Biafran war. The following has become obvious to discerning minds:

1. Fulani colony will never be accepted in the South.

2. This is the end of the road for Buhari because if he contests again he will lose massively, if he rigs the election then the country will most likely go to war because his government will lack credibility in the South & once he pushes ahead with his Islamization agenda it will be massively confronted & war will likely ensue.

3. In a free and fair election buhari will be defeated, his almajiris will cause riot in the North & there will be reprisals in the South & parts of the Middle belt which might lead to the break up of the country.

4. Father Mbaka was the first to give the prophecy on Buhari's downfall before others began to voice it and now that OBJ has condemned him in such unflattering words then it becomes very clear that nothing is going to save Buhari (OBJ won't have written such letter if he knew that Buhari still had a fighting chance).

5. After Buhari overcomes the shock of his massive rejection even from those he thought were his allies, he might try to do one of two things I.e.
A. Nominate another Fulani man who is loyal to him & equally sentimental to the jihad cause (El Rufai fits the bill) or
B. Remain adamant in seeking reelection because of ego of not wanting to appear weak to throw in the towel, he might try to rig himself back to power not minding if that will throw the country into chaos. In his suicidal instincts, he may not want to go down alone and might even prefer a military coup to take place than give up without a fight since he knows that if a military coup will take place it will still be spearheaded by his fellow fulani men in the army who will only put him under house arrest.

Nwanne, O dika I wu onye "Amuma". You just gave a revelation!!! Let him that has ears hear....!!

LAGOS, July 14 (Xinhua) -- Nigeria's naval forces successfully foiled an attempted hijack of a merchant vessel, MV UAL HOUSTON, around Bonny Fairway Buoy in southern oil rich Rivers State, an official said Friday. Spokesperson for the Nigerian Navy Capt. Suleman Dahun told Xinhua on Friday in Abuja, the country's capital city that the incident occurred on Thursday. He said six suspected sea robbers boarded the vessel but were unable to access the ship' s living quarters, bridge or machinery room as the ship was on lock down by the crew. "On sighting the naval patrol boat, the robbers abandoned their hijack plot and fled," Dahun said. He said preliminary investigation revealed that no crew member was abducted nor any item was stolen during the attack.

You are On point!!
Their plan is also to build up the so called Islamic bank. As you said. IT IS ALL HANDWRITING ON THE WALL!!

booz:
Jaiz Bank!!! This is an handwriting on the wall! Their plan to islamise Nigeria. Why Islamic bank? I bet you'll have to accept their terms and conditions which will include that demonic T&C you see NL Islamic section.

I urge the eternally minded brethren to stir clear of this, if the only bank available is the so called Jaiz bank and you must of necessity open an account with them!