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InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Mfunkynation(m):
Oando results is out oo...
Meristem just published it...
Don't BUY BUY....
But wait and check the numbers first 😅
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Mfunkynation(m): 8:18am On Jan 02
Stockpromoter:
📊 DAILY PICK ALERT – JAPAULGOLD
📅 Thursday, 2 January 2026
Japaulgold closed at ₦2.31 with 7.54m units traded, showing steady participation and sustained interest around current levels.
Price remains above key support, indicating a stable short-term structure. Volume reflects controlled trading with no signs of heavy distribution yet.
Key Levels:
• Support: ₦2.20 – ₦2.25
• Resistance: ₦2.40 – ₦2.50
Continuation favoured on volume expansion. A breakdown below support with rising sell volume may trigger short-term consolidation.
⚠️ Market commentary only. Not investment advice.
— Stock Promoter (Loco)
Is this really loco?
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Mfunkynation(m): 12:15pm On Dec 31, 2025
awesomeJ:
Yes sir.

If I buy a stock with N50m in January, and by June, it's done 100% and is then valued at N100m

Even if I sell and have no plans to remain on the market, I will sell for N100m, then repurchase for N100m and resell for N100m.


Two transaction tranches:.
First leg: I entered at N50m and exited at N100m , N50m gains .

It won't be taxable cos I'm deploying the process into the second tranch.


Second tranch:

I entered and N100m and exited at N100m

No profits hence no tax.
Wisdom won't kill you!
What of entering with 10k, will I paying the yeye tax?
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Mfunkynation(m): 12:43pm On Dec 24, 2025
yMcy56:
E Ku Odun o.
Merry Christmas in advance 🎄
E Ku FBNH 😁
E Ku VFD
E Ku ALEX
Otedola came to do Christmas for investors, very kind of him......

I saw one big Christmas ram here by Mankind I think, make una no forget us wey dey village oo, we never get Christmas meat. 😊

Streetinvestor2 I hail oo 🙌
No forget those wey no get Christmas anything. 😊

* For those that follow buy VFD, patience is key.....it will still deliver well.
Merry Christmas 🎄...
Technology MarketRe: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by Mfunkynation(m): 4:16am On Dec 19, 2025
Mfunkynation:
Pls who knows uba dollar rate for Ali transactions?
For information purposes:
I just make an order ($10.74) with Uba MasterCard and I was charged N1603.
This is unbelievable!..
So piss!
Technology MarketRe: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by Mfunkynation(m): 3:11pm On Dec 18, 2025
Pls who knows uba dollar rate for Ali transactions?
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Mfunkynation(m): 8:12pm On Dec 16, 2025
yMcy56:
Mercy got caught in this saga ooo 😞
As the stock started rising and delivered 100% profit within short time, na im I quick enter the bus to ride to 1.50 at least.....
Fiam! Suspension came....
Waiting for suspension to be lifted, na sledge hammer follow.... embarassed

Now Aso Savings don finally pursue me away from Nsempa.
No Christmas celebration for me again..
Will be gone for a long time..... cry
So sorry my dear!
You will definitely come back stronger!
I believe the authorities will do something for the shareholders
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Mfunkynation(m): 2:42pm On Dec 02, 2025
yMcy56:
^^^
We've mentioned it here long time ago, and times without number that Meristem is only selling name but not living up to the expectations.
There are other big names in same category whose customer service is very terrible.
If you see anyone praising them, just know such person is one of their big customers.
Keep disturbing them.
Thanks ma
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Mfunkynation(m): 2:41pm On Dec 02, 2025
jp130:
My brother, you know you have to copy sec.


I thought they have deactivated DCs on your account.
My brother, DC was deactivated on my account ooo...
Honestly, I don't understand where the funds are yet to be reflected in my trading account..
I was told them that I want to move the shares in meristem to another broker... They started playing me " you can only have access to your old shares through them"...
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Mfunkynation(m): 2:38pm On Dec 02, 2025
phemmie06:
I am surprised this is happening to one of the big oga on this forum.

On Meritrade partially filled trade reflect in your account.
Did you get contract note for the transaction, if your answer is no, then it has not be filled, but if yes........then give a call.
The order was fully filled...
The stock is no more in my portfolio.
You can also check the order section for your transaction.
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Mfunkynation(m): 11:45am On Dec 02, 2025
It's so pathetic what I am passing through in the hands of Meristem!
I sold my one of my shares on November 20th 2025, but uptil today the funds hasn't reflected in my trading account neither has it drop in my bank account..
I have sent mails to meristem concerning the issue 3 days ago,, but no reply or feedback from them..
What else should I do?
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Mfunkynation(m): 5:30am On Nov 25, 2025
Locotrader:
Your case don enter be careful.

Note: If you later got the money on T+3,know that you are on DCS bro.
The told me the money will reflect in my trading account on 26 ! Not to my bank account!
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Mfunkynation(m): 5:29am On Nov 25, 2025
Streetinvestor2:
No he didn't do me anything. It is possible he did to ur family. Which u have not told me how it happened. Ngx will only end up disgraced in a disgraced country. It will continue red till reality will set.And many igbos has spoken out he didn't do them anything. And if u don't agree. You can visit the 5 SE states and verify.

Let me ask u something. Did u see whr ur IG of police was negotiating with someone who killed his assistant commissioner. He came to the negotiating ground wearing his uniform/gun of the officer he killed. He even gave conditions that the police must not come to the place of negotiations on uniform. That is definition of doing something .

I am waiting to see how anyone can rewrite economic theories like this one
A disgraced nation will begot a disgraced economy which will begot a disgraced ngx.
It is thr in economic text books Na watin dey teach me for sch and street
E don do ooo...
Uncle Loco, mbok help him get a bottle of champion beer to rest!
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Mfunkynation(m): 5:21am On Nov 25, 2025
Locotrader:
It will be good if you can opt-out of DCS.
DCS is not good for a trader.
If you are an investor,relax and be having access to your funds through cscs rather than broker.
I don't operate DCS oooo...
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Mfunkynation(m): 1:10pm On Nov 24, 2025
mikeapollo:
grin grin
Money na bastard!
My guy, cool down. You should see the money latest Wednesday, if nothing else is affecting it.
T+3 means 3 work days after the transaction date, and it is a usual occurrence.
But they want to reduce it to T+2as from Nov28
I have never experienced this with Morgan capital?
That's why I am asking if it's the normal norm now.
If person sells today, he won't have access to the money to buy another in the same day. Damn!
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Mfunkynation(m): 1:01pm On Nov 24, 2025
Good afternoon, I make a sell on my meritrade account on 20th November but uptil today the Money hasn't reflected in my trading account.
When I ask meristem about it, they are telling me that the money will reflect after T-3 days.
Does anyone experience this with others brokers?
I don't understand..
Technology MarketRe: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by Mfunkynation(m): 3:46pm On Nov 18, 2025
Please, will speedaf handle this order with the tracking number starting like this: AP0************...
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Mfunkynation(m): 12:04pm On Nov 13, 2025
Chai.... Market refuse to Stew till Friday...
See what I missed
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Mfunkynation(m): 1:11pm On Sep 18, 2025
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Mfunkynation(m): 2:25am On Aug 30, 2025
crownprince2017:
May be baba they compared ellahlakes to okomu and presco..

Na only ffb ellahlakes sold for those two qs..
grin grin
Chai... See the way you are defending your investment...( In street voice)
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Mfunkynation(m): 10:18am On Aug 21, 2025
ekkywolex:
Please how do I buy Jaiz on Morgan Capita? Buy and Sell Button is not active for Non Interest Board.
I am also in this boat!
But trading is occurring on the stock!
Don't understand it anymore
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Mfunkynation(m): 1:20pm On Aug 18, 2025
Ddll:
It’s been removed from EQTY, it’s now under NON-INTEREST
I have seen it there...
So does it means it can't be traded?
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Mfunkynation(m): 10:25am On Aug 18, 2025
Good morning Uncles and Auntie, please why can I buy or sell Jaiz bank shares via Morgan Capital?
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Mfunkynation(m): 11:42am On Aug 15, 2025
nosa2:
MOBILE VIEW SORTED.

I've finally fixed the mobile view. Please let me know what you think
I love the mobile view..
It's most optimize for mobile navigating.
Congratulations Sir
Technology MarketRe: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by Mfunkynation(m): 2:19pm On Aug 03, 2025
Pls my levono tab M11 screen freezes while reading on nairaland and there was a horizontal line running across the entire screen.
I forced restart it but the screen has been unresponsive to any activity. It is ghosting touching.
Please what is the issues and remedy.
Thanks for your input.
Technology MarketRe: The Xiaomi Thread Store by Mfunkynation(m): 2:09pm On Aug 03, 2025
Pls my levono tab M11 screen freezes while reading on nairaland and there was a horizontal line running across the entire screen.
I forced restart it but the screen has been unresponsive to any activity. It is ghosting touching.
Please what is the issues and remedy.
Thanks for your input.
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Mfunkynation(m): 5:52am On Jul 26, 2025
SonofElElyonRet:
These guys relentlessly attacking Ellah just want to crash the price. Their ring leader is the Oando don cast dude who has now loaded Oando and is the chief promoter.. the truth is that all these CEOs and directors always look for a way to make money off their companies and Ellah is no exception.. distasteful I agree but the constant vicious attacks are not borne out of a moral crusade to protect shareholders but to scare holders to sell and crash price so they can buy heavy. They missed the low price and are envious of those sitting in the bus. Anyone who panic sells because of the coming quarterly report is on his own. If you must sell, do so out of conviction and not panic. Also don't come back here to wail if price rallies after you sell. Finally, this same Oando don cast guy made me panic sell 400,000 units of Oando at N29 and immediately afterwards started singing Oando's praise. Do your due diligence. Not financial advice. Just my 2 cents
Always takes someone criticism as a yard stick to re-verified your facts...
From all your write up , you ain't praising Ella Ella, WHY?
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Mfunkynation(m): 3:17pm On Jul 22, 2025
ositadima1:
Lol, many people pointed it out—myself included. I told the guys in DangSugar back then to get out because of all the issues. I also disclosed that I was entering Presco as a much better alternative. I've more than doubled since then. How are the sugar guys doing now? When the dust settles someday, I’ll be back with you on sugar, lol.
Thanks for the insight about Bua cement sometimes ago when it was damn low. I enter around 78+
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Mfunkynation(m): 5:20am On Jul 22, 2025
emmanuelewumi:
I sold last year at N80 to buy more of Presco for about N460
Chai.... You do have a vision!
460 => 1300+
See Hammer!
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Mfunkynation(m): 7:02pm On Jul 11, 2025
Princkez:
Please who was that oga that prophesied banking stocks ...FBNH #50, GTCO #100,ZENITHBANK #80,UBA #60 some time ago..
Oga Oracle
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Mfunkynation(m): 4:58am On Jul 04, 2025
EDUECO:
I think it depends on the stockbroking firm,it is no longer possible with Morgan capital.
You are wrong in your opinion...
It's possible
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Mfunkynation(m): 11:47am On Jul 03, 2025
Eeeee For .......?

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