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InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Mfunkynation(m): 11:02am On May 20, 2024
ndept:
4 kobo was recommended for payment for 2023 financial year. To be approved at the next AGM
Chai... I am see why there is no reaction in the market...
Too damn low
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Mfunkynation(m): 10:00am On May 20, 2024
Ding Dong
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Mfunkynation(m): 11:22am On May 19, 2024
Quitmast:
If I may ask, what was your average entry price in Transcorp before you sold it?
I don't think there's a need for this question !
what do you want to use it for?
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Mfunkynation(m): 11:09am On May 12, 2024
Raider76:
Can someone please explain the justification for the markdown of stock prices following dividend payment. It doesn't make sense to me. The dividend paid to shareholders is their share of the profit made over a previous period. It should have nothing to do with the market price of the stock. By marking down the stock price you are taking away the profit earned from the capital gain making the shareholder to gain nothing. Am I missing something somewhere?
So in a nutshell, you are of the opinion that shareholders MUST share in dividend income and capital appreciation
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Mfunkynation(m): 9:54am On May 11, 2024
USAfall2024:
Good strategy. But the 10% WHT (withholding tax) will probably be lesser than your brokerage fee. Let’s say your brokerage fee on a #20 stock is 3% (cumulative to sell and re-buy). You lose #0.6 on going for such round trip. Whereas same #20 stock has a 10% dividend yield of #2 so your 10% WHT will be #0.2 per share. At the end, what you’re running from in WHT will still catch you via brokerage fees. Except the stock depreciates considerably after dividend payments (like your UCAP and Access examples) but that’s not a certainty (e.g Zenith is yet to depreciate post-dividend payment).
You are on point!
but he doesn't see it this way. He is looking at increasing his holding from selling higher!
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Mfunkynation(m): 9:47am On May 11, 2024
vacanci:
me this was what i did.

1. instead of N1.8 dividend of access bank, i sold all my holding before qualification date for N23, entered with all the money again at N17. My own dividend compounded directly was N6 (23-17). My total shares increased tremedously

2. UCAP, i sold before qualification at N22.5 to jump the N1.8 dividend. used all the money and entered at N16.8. Dividend compounded was N5.7 (22.5 - 16.8 )

the above was possible because those stocks did not recover immediately as some might do. sometimes this thing na luck. i just took my chance.

e get one wey i don sell all too and waiting at the point of entry, that one done drop 25%, i am waiting for just 5% drop and i am good to go.

I hardly chop dividend directly. i no like that 10% withholding from my proceed.

I go drink beer next year
it's always luck with this strategy!
I know it's Uba that you are not lucky to grab
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Mfunkynation(m): 11:31am On May 09, 2024
I once bought a stock , then sold it 3 days to the qualification date.
but was shock to receive the dividend 😁😁..
I don't know what happened ooo
Note:
I will try it with another stock this week and see
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Mfunkynation(m): 6:50pm On May 08, 2024
leparj:
It's like minting money. The sweetness no be here.
Pls let's be buying dividend paying stocks. To console us if tins go south.
This has been my "motto'
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Mfunkynation(m): 8:27am On May 07, 2024
toyeoye:
The CBN instructed banks to implement a 0.5% cybersecurity levy on certain transactions, including to asset management firms. In the coming weeks, if one makes a bank transfer for a N5M investment to any stock brokerage firm , about 25K will be charged and your broker will still chop 4%.
This is not good at all...
So after paying 10% WHT on dividend, when we transfer same funds to our Stock brokerage account, we pay stamp duty + 0.5% again for it to be credited to our online account before we can invest the money!
This is very bad!
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Mfunkynation(m): 2:39pm On May 06, 2024
N20 buyer's and buyeee .... How is market?
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Mfunkynation(m): 2:04pm On May 02, 2024
olaremint:
Thanks so much for the above? At least the money is good to spend for the weekend
uncle, re-invest the money in increasing your unit if you have done your DD or look for another opportunity and invest
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Mfunkynation(m): 1:53pm On May 02, 2024
sterlingD:
For 200k units -200,000 x .50k = N100,000
N90,000 with withholding tax
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Mfunkynation(m): 5:51pm On Apr 30, 2024
Locotrader:
Is this Q1 result?

I want to know because streetinvestor2 was very serious and optimistic about Dangote sugar's Q1.

Could it be the reason why I never hear from oga and madam today?

While salt is resilience, sugar is falling
Chai....
you can look for trouble 😵‍💫
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Mfunkynation(m): 7:31pm On Apr 29, 2024
GSK N1 has landed ooooo
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Mfunkynation(m): 10:01am On Apr 29, 2024
Emumakpo:
No....They recently paid N1 per share
I haven't received mine
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Mfunkynation(m): 9:22am On Apr 29, 2024
Emumakpo:
GSK capital return resettlement landed
which capital?
is it the 17.42?
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Mfunkynation(m): 3:08pm On Apr 27, 2024
Objectivist04:
They are the registrar, I am talking about Fbnh here

After I did my intermember transfer Morgan told me that they can't find anything and that I have to do Demat and you know that registrar handle issues concerning Demat.

I stated it clearly in my post
Get a copy of your CSCS statement from meristem to confirm your actual Holdings.
or you talk to Meristem broker and run it with them.
I try to move my shares from a dead broker to Morgan capital and I had this back and forth you are experiencing.
so I had to run it with meristem broker since my dead broker has up with meristem
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Mfunkynation(m): 2:39pm On Apr 27, 2024
Objectivist04:
Pls I need to report Morgan capital, somebody should help me on how to go about it.

This is what happened.
I opened account with Morgan capital, after the account opening I requested to move my shares from a dead house to my new account.

They asked me to apply for intermember transfer, the forms and other requirements were sent to me via email.

I printed out the forms, filled them, write the letter that was addressed CSCS, went to the bank fto get my account confirmation , attached my proof of ownership and sent them through LIBRA courier services.

A staff called me and informed me that they couldn't find any share in my CSCS account and that he suspects that my shares have been sold. I told him that my shares are not sold, that I do receive my dividend as at when due ..

Then he suggested that we go for Demat, he sent me the forms which I printed out but he told me to only append my signatures where necessary attach my passport and send,

I did as he said and seny the forms through ifex courier

Weeks letter after constant call from me, he informed me that my shares have been successfully linked to my account. He said that he has 3905 units of Fbnh with him. I told him that all the shares were not linked as my total holding is 18045 , the man now directed me to Meristern registrar.

I called Meristern and they told me that is all they can find, I went ahead to show them where they once sent me my total holding on enquiry and they said let them do more search. After disturbing them with calls, they told me that they have seen another 3905, and that l need to do another Demat so it can be linked,

I was so angry and frustrated, my broker asked me to demand for my transaction history from them which I did, lol and behold the response I got from them shows that I have outstanding 18045 units of Fbnh.

I was confused what is the problem, since Meristern have confirmed my holding, why not do the needful , infact they refuse picking my calls because I was calling everyday out of desperation as Fbnh price was galloping and I need to sell and at least make a little profit from 17 years old investment.

Then what broke the camel's back was earlier this week when my broker sent me a message via WhatsApp, informing me that my remaining shares (14140) are with Transglobe.

Well, the information sounds stupid to me because that shouldn't be a news , since I informed him earlier that my former broker is Transglobe, a dead house.

To make things even worse, the man told me that I did not inform him about Transglobe and that if I had done that, he wouldnt have done global search but rather asked for my CSCS acc statement from Transglobe and then go for intermember transfer to move my account to Morgan capital.

I was so shocked by the above statement because (1) I informed him about having my stock with Transglobe
(2). I did intermember transfer which he himself recommend to me via email.
(3) he never spoke anything to me about global search, so I was surprised when he said he did global search.

I started flooding his WhatsApp with proofs that he was aware that Transglobe was my former broker, I also posted the forms I filled for my intermember which he claimed I didn't do.
After the evidence becomes overwhelming, dude stopped responding to me, nor pick my calls.
from what you have said, your initial broker was transglobal and you are trying to move from transglobal to Morgan capital.
why is meristem coming in?
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Mfunkynation(m): 1:11pm On Apr 26, 2024
KayOn1:
Someone go just buy 5,000,000 units of Zenith in one go fiam while others dey find money to buy 1 cup of garri @200. This life no really balance at all.
Reckon, it is time a lot of us start opening or adopting a foundation to help out as much as possible.
Has Zee qualification date passed?
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Mfunkynation(m): 10:47am On Apr 26, 2024
yMcy56:
...but its now responding to hope and emotional attachment.......
Hmmm, learning from the double-standard stock guru......guess your own expertise na follow come grin
Don't mind am...
why are you wasting your time with the quote?
What does he got to say about the so called "investment " now
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Mfunkynation(m): 12:33pm On Apr 25, 2024
222Martins:
Baby investor that can't talk without becoming emotionally whipped up.....Na like this you wan take make am for NGX? I am neither an emotional gambler like you, nor a monkey hunter that needs other to buy so i can exit. I walk the talk.

My moniker 222martins is older than your stock portfolio and your brokerage account. So leave the talk about moniker and show your holdings in the NS/DS that you encouraged people to buy. Talk is cheap!!
Why give someone names?
Did she call you names?
if your moniker is as older as you inform us, then you should be more mature in your ranting in a public space
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Mfunkynation(m): 12:00pm On Apr 25, 2024
Dangote Sugar has agreed to suspend the merger oooo!
InvestmentRe: Mutual Funds by Mfunkynation(m): 6:15am On Apr 24, 2024
Harddiskng:
Please can i get the link to view stanbic MMF current rates? I can seen to find it anywhere whereas FBNQuest MMF rates are readily available

(It is just me or FBNQuest MMF seems far more competitive than Stanbic’s MMF
You can only see stanbic MMF rate via their app
InvestmentRe: Mutual Funds by Mfunkynation(m): 11:25am On Apr 23, 2024
please who can help with the formula for calculating interest rate in Nigeria banks...
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Mfunkynation(m): 10:28am On Apr 22, 2024
Morgan capital stock recommendation is sh!t... are there really current with the current price of shares!
or na just copy and paste
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Mfunkynation(m): 3:12pm On Apr 20, 2024
Streetinvestor2:
Oga no vex.i no talk again. Loco you can now use your tongue to count your teeth. Loco you see wahala way you wan bring,lol
you just got me cracking 🤣😂🤣...
so you can run like this!
My state government didn't want to sell out the company. They just want an investor that will help it to thrive and grow while they still have a say in the operation of it.
No Fear!
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Mfunkynation(m): 12:27pm On Apr 20, 2024
Streetinvestor2:
NB is the best thing that ever happened to champion. And NB is pulling out because of this things you mentioned here.The majority in the 14% in champion are not allowing champion to breath and are ok with it remaining local champion because they see it as thr birth right and not a plc.This is what NB has struggled to over come after bringing the company back to life.And this was what killed champion in the first place.
Champion is a local champion and will remain so if that birth right,our state property,our management decision and position must stand mentality doesn't change...this is why NB is leaving after heavy investment.
I will not touch champion now that NB is leaving till the new owners come and able to wristle the gods of the land from champion. The gods of the land don't know what is percentage in the ownership structure of champion. All they know is they own champion as has been passed on to them by politicians and elders.It is you and I that know percentage in ownership.

This is why I like the name imo.This new guys have they been in brewery business or just guys with cash and have people like imo as friends.

Won't talk about champion again. NB pulling out for now to what I know is a red flag. I follow be insider for that company as I like the tiger nut malt which was out of stock during Easter
As an Akwa Ibom guy, I don't like how to talk about my state own property like that. Will you sell your birth right out just to be a boy in your birth right?
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Mfunkynation(m): 10:22am On Apr 17, 2024
yMcy56:
ACCESS @18 now......from 16.95... Looking like there'll be reversal in some stocks.... Hope it's not too early to say this.....
Aunty, I thought today was going to be another "Bend Down and Select" ride
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Mfunkynation(m): 10:12am On Apr 17, 2024
KarlTom:
Ding! wink
Red Dingish
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Mfunkynation(m):
Rebalancing in Progress.....
Any suggestions will be highly appreciated
😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Mfunkynation(m): 2:27pm On Apr 16, 2024
BHG:
UBA at 23 gives you 2.07 dividend (10% guaranteed)
N2.30k
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Mfunkynation(m): 1:12pm On Apr 16, 2024
bxcode:
Please does anyone know why my Geregu Power shares has remained static for some months now? The units in my portfolio have neither increased nor decreased within this period. I use Afrinvest app.
Uncle, you just crack me up on top this reddish Tuedish

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