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Buy/give her something unique
Examples are: 1. A roasted dick(urs) 2. Fried Breast (ur best female friends') 3. Hot spermatozoa

Had1zasaf:
I'm so confused
How do I mAke her happy this year
It's valentine again and the economy is biting

Someone give me a hint

Bro, do you think with your head or your dick? Most countries your are talking about, how much is their minimum wage...18k?

jayfolarin:
I'v wanted to write this article for over 2 months but its discouraging thinking about the number of points i need to raise to support my claims! NIGERIANS WANT THE BEST THINGS BUT NEVER WANT TO PAY FOR IT!! HOW ON EARTH DO YOU WANT YOUR COUNTRY TO DEVELOP?!

Quick question; Imagine government fixes Nigeria's issues of electricity and internet with other basic amenities today, Who here would be willing to pay an annual rent of N1million for a single room (Not one bedroom flat oo) in a city like Ado-Ekiti and N3million for the most average single room (shared toilet and bathroom with at least one other person e.g face me, I face you houses) in a city like Lagos?! Note: This is just basic rent and is therefore without utility bills such as Electricity, Heating, Water, Garbage, Internet etc that averages about another N900,000 yearly.

I couldn't stop shaking my head at the gullibility of some Nigerians as i read the various comments on the N50 bank charges thread. That is what? 2cents charge on banking transactions that does not even include savings account that most of the commenters use oo! Even South Africa reportedly demands that you pay an equivalent of N500 for deposits into your own account (Savings or Current)! Where I live, you are demanded to pay an equivalent N4,200 in charges for deposit into another's account if you aren't a customer of the bank!

Nigeria has the lowest VAT tax in the world and i'm sure y'all will take to the streets in protests if this is ever increased! I pay N1,500 in charges for every ATM interbank withdrawal of an equivalent of N10,000 and you all couldn't stop screaming at the N65 naira (after 3rd transaction) that was introduced by the CBN last year! Haba Nigerians!! You want to live 'comfortably' like Americans and Europeans but aren't ready to pay the price! Who does that sh*t! One of the major reasons why you don't enjoy goodies is because because you haven't had to pay enough taxes. It is partly a reason why the government doesn't feel very responsible to the people as well. Oil is not anyone's property anyways.


I really can't remember the last time i visited an hospital but i'm mandated to pay an equivalent of N23,000 monthly for health insurance! Would you be willing to pay such amount for the sake of development in the health care sector in Nigeria?! I don't think so but you would be the first to take pictures for nairaland about the pitiable state of one hospital in your city!

You want the best Infrastructures in the world but have never paid taxes from your businesses! Some people would rather close up shop than pay the most basic tax to the government! How on earth do you expect any development if you aren't ready to help government with funds? Nigeria is not the only country with oil, we don't even have as much as Russia but expect to get everything for free because there's oil in the land! What would y'all have done if you didn't have anything but rocks and granite? you would expect the government officials to use their personal incomes to develop the country first and then see if you like it or not before you decide to pay?! I no pity your destiny!

Nowhere in the world is mobile internet data cheap, Nigerians automatically feel they are being ripped off by mobile operators who use the same infrastructure that's being deployed everywhere else! For a 2gb mobile internet data allowance from T-mobile, I pay N5,000 monthly, This is not even close to what Nigerians get from the mobile operators but they scream to the heavens still. Agreed, cable/ADSL, wired internet is cheaper but you cant blame this on the telecom industries, Government should make provisions for that! But again, how many persons would not scream 'Rip off' if you all are asked to pay a mandatory internet fee ranging in thousands of Naira every month

From food to clothings, transportation, even prostitutes (Girls in brothels here charge at least 12k for a quickie, Don't ask me how i know ), Nigerians live on the cheap and want to keep up with the expensive! No! It doesn't work that way! You have to pay for developments that leads to a robust economy which in turn leads to higher standard of living (Job creation, Increment in Minimum wage, Good roads, healthcare facilities etc)..

The hymen is a membrane that surrounds or partially covers the external vaginal opening. It forms part of the vulva, or external Instruments, and is similar in structure to the vagina. In children, although a common appearance of the hymen is crescent-shaped, many shapes are possible.
The effects of sexual intercourse and childbirth on the hymen are variable. If the hymen is sufficiently elastic, it may return to nearly its original condition. In other cases, there may be remnants (carunculae myrtiformes), or it may appear completely absent after repeated penetration. Additionally, the hymen may be lacerated by disease, injury, medical examination, masturbation or physical exercise. For these reasons, the state of the hymen is not a conclusive indicator of virginity.
So my dear, you are not a virgin since you have engaged yourself in sexual intercourse. But it doesn't mean anything, tell me how many virgin these days has a long lasting relationship. Once you are faithful and you seek God daily, you will have a long lasting one. Virginity does not determine ones purity. Stay blessed!!!

Download dxcpl.exe online., search and download from google. Hope that works

mharyhur:
The link is not valid. Let me re-post. SOrry guys!

The link is not valid. Let me re-post. SOrry guys!

This is the link: https://mega.nz/#!lYpGBJjQ!kbSuukkECQOlvj27VJK3-wcQXNegHr2n46MufVNP1iYk

mharyhur:
Good afternoon pes 16 lovers on Nairaland, I have found a way to change your shared vram to dedicated vram. It works perfectly 100%.
For all people complaining about your game, there is a solution that.
Follow the steps listed below:
1. Download dxcwp.exe from mega share.....{I will post the link soon}
2. Run the application as administrator
3. Click the ... icon and select c:/program files/pro evolution soccer 2016/pes2016.exe
4. Add settings.exe to the list
5. Click OK
6. On the left bottom side, change the option to 11_0
7. Enable WARP and click apply
8. Then press OK and exit
9. Run settings.exe as administrator and see the magic

You can play your pes 2016 smoothly without any lag, even on high quality

Good afternoon pes 16 lovers on Nairaland, I have found a way to change your shared vram to dedicated vram. It works perfectly 100%.
For all people complaining about your game, there is a solution that.
Follow the steps listed below:
1. Download dxcwp.exe from mega share.....{I will post the link soon}
2. Run the application as administrator
3. Click the ... icon and select c:/program files/pro evolution soccer 2016/pes2016.exe
4. Add settings.exe to the list
5. Click OK
6. On the left bottom side, change the option to 11_0
7. Enable WARP and click apply
8. Then press OK and exit
9. Run settings.exe as administrator and see the magic

You can play your pes 2016 smoothly without any lag, even on high quality

Come and be going

Vilicious:
i was passin by a particular street and I heard a
woman talkin to a boy that beat her son, "u dis
were boy, u beat my son dat his head come out
wit contour" lol.... WHAT'S YOURS?

Terry G knack her Apako

Ramon92:
Who knack her??

Every lautech reading mode was a hit back to back., from night class to library and tutorial, yet no first class. Iyalaya anybody, Runs ti take over

yemoxyl:
What is a d*ck?,am just 12

Wait....lemme ask Ifa

bloodyBLOGGER:
Abeg make una put lautech for there o!

Only sey na olosho yapa for the ground.

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