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RomanceRe: OMG!!! What Would You Do If You Were In This Guy,s Shoes? by michaelismenten: 8:27pm On Jul 18, 2016
Story story, story, so answering from the story perspective, the guy needed to b brought naked, and given 1000 latches of camel leather strokes, if he survives it, then I will know what to say next
RomanceRe: check out makeup free photos of elsie okpcha by michaelismenten: 7:45pm On Jul 18, 2016
Abeg make all these immature ladies and girls stop making their faces artificial. Most times its too irritating. if u don fine, u don fine, all those paints nor dey deceive men again.
RomanceRe: check out makeup free photos of elsie okpcha by michaelismenten: 7:44pm On Jul 18, 2016
Abeg make all immature ladies and girls stop making their faces artificial. Most times its too irritating
RomanceRe: 71-year-old Widow, Marries A 17-year-old Boy, 3 Weeks After Meeting Him At Her S by michaelismenten: 8:12pm On Jul 17, 2016
When demons colonize ur brain and mind, u must do stupid, stupid and again stupid things
RomanceRe: Why You Should Date An Already Rich Guy by michaelismenten: 8:02pm On Jul 17, 2016
An already rich guy, hmmmm, money is good ooo, but the love of money is the root of every evil. when u jump in to eat what u did not contribute to its growth, that's how u will jump out if care is not taken, everything u said here nah just to chop the guy, hmm live is more than that oo
Christianity EtcMuslims Attack Catholic Church On Friday, Casualties Recorded by michaelismenten(op): 10:02am On Jul 16, 2016
Some youths were said to have attacked a Catholic church in Niger state on Friday, with the excuse that ‘Friday belongs to them’.
According to Daily Post, the youths laid siege on St. Philip’s Catholic Parish, Baki Iku, not so far from Zuma Rock in the state, and eyewitnesses reported that the Catholics had gone to church for prayers when the incident occurred.
It was gathered that the Muslims laid claim on Friday as their day of worship, noting that the Christians were only allowed to worship on Sundays after which they (Muslims) destroyed the church’s properties.
A source disclosed that, “although some soldiers managed to get there but a lot of harm had been done to the building, while the Christians ran away in different directions to avoid being killed.”
The Vice-General of the diocese, Rev (Fr) Luka Sylvester Gopep, also confirmed the incident, saying: “Sometime around 2pm, some Muslim youths in their hundreds left their Mosque after their Friday Jumat prayer and rushed to the Church premises, climbed the wall and destroyed everything in the Church: the windows, the alter, musical instruments, the chapel.
“The security man in the church premises was beaten to pulp. Some women who were holding a prayer meeting were chased away. The seminarian who is resident in the premises was also beaten up and chased away.”
This incident is likely to irk Christians all over the country again as recently, a pastor’w wife, Mrs Eunice Olawale Elisha, was murdered in cold blood by some Muslims in Kubwa area of Abuja, Nigeria’s federal capital, for reportedly preaching in their area.
source: https://www.naij.com/893455-murder-redeemed-pastor-read-muslims-christians-gathered-pray-friday.html?source=index_main
RomanceWoman Turns Into Snake During Sex With Lover In Akwa Ibom by michaelismenten(op): 8:10pm On Jul 15, 2016
It’s a strange world we live in!
It was a strange sight in Akwa Ibom state when a woman allegedly turned into a snake during sex with her lover in a hotel.
According to Chris Udoh, a journalist in the state, the duo were already having sex inside a hotel room in Eket, Akwa Ibom, when the shocking occurrence happened. According to what he reported, the middle-aged man had taken the lady he met along the road in the town, to a hotel to have sex with her in the hotel but he got the shock of his life when the woman allegedly turned into a mammoth reptile.
“The incident took place on Friday when the man took the lady to a three Star hotel in Eket metropolis (name of hotel withheld). The man checked in with the light complexion woman apparently in her mid-thirties to have a nice time but it turned out to be his worse nightmare.
Upon arriving the hotel, the pair sat at the bush bar and ordered for fresh fish pepper soup. According to the man, the lady opted for just drinks as she told him that she doesn’t eat sea foods. Instead, she opted for a bottle of red wine.
”After having few bottles of drinks, the couple retired to their room. While in there, the man said he observed that she took so much time in the rest room which warranted him to knock on the door frequently, but she kept answering that she will soon be through.
According to the man, when she finally came out, she told him not to touch her head while they made love, telling him that she had a severe headache and suggested that the red wine may have caused it.
”The man said that when they started having sex, the lady started wriggling her body on the bed like a snake but he admitted that he didn’t give serious thought to it ‘as he was enjoying the action. The man who is in his mid-forties, said as soon as he had his orgasm and got up from her body, he noticed that her entire body was fast changing to a snake. He said he was overwhelmed by fear and jumped out of the room naked and raised an alarm which attracted both the hotel managers and others patrons to rush to his room. When the management of the hotel made their way into the room, the lady was still half snake and half human, wriggling on the bed, but the hotel manager quickly rushed out to inform the police.
“They fastened the lock on the door of the room and instructed every one to keep off. Upon return, the lady had disappeared. The management handed over the man who brought the lady to their facility to the police from the Ukwa Police Division.”
Strange!
PoliticsRe: Magu To Lawyers: We’ll Soon Come After You by michaelismenten: 11:54am On Jul 13, 2016
some people wey dey comment here, no understand wetin dis man talk. Every one is liable to investigation, if he investigates a lawyer for misconduct, is it a crime
PoliticsRe: VIDEO: Niger Delta Terrorist Threatens To Kill Buhari’s Daughter, Zahra by michaelismenten: 4:34pm On Jul 09, 2016
Guy make una 4get all these threats. Nah empty threat, how many of their missiles did they launch after all their bragging
PoliticsRe: Eid-el-fitr: Nigerians Holidaying While Rome Burns? - Reno Omokri by michaelismenten: 4:31pm On Jul 09, 2016
please who go summarize, how many of this lengthy story/news can somone read everyday
CareerRe: HND Holder Vs Third Class Degree Bsc Holder: Which Is Better? - EDUREGARD by michaelismenten: 11:17am On Jul 08, 2016
Just God that helps us, nothing else, coming out with first class in this country is nothing. forget whether u commot with B Sc or HND, just let God help us
EducationRe: Help! How Do I Solve This Problem? by michaelismenten: 6:42pm On Jul 06, 2016
Anoda houz of lower price nor dey? If she can't find another roommate to help her in anyway, she should look for another house with lower price
CareerRe: Is There Any Hope For Microbiologist In Nigeria by michaelismenten: 7:18am On Jul 04, 2016
judemmesoma:
yes..... like in my skul (ansu) they are doing both medical and industrial. mcb and dat helps many of dem to work in many places like hospitals, labs, food processing companies and even some pharmaceutical companies..
guy u finished from ansu, do u know iyebeye michael
SportsRe: Nwankwo Kanu With Beneficiaries Of His Heart Foundation by michaelismenten: 6:14pm On Jul 03, 2016
idesylvester:
Despite al d love I v for papilo I still I still v beef for him jst for a reason which is

He shuld v marid his wife a week b4 my dad maried my mothr n then do d tin one week b4 my dad by nw my name for b nwako sylvester d son of papilo...

Not fair
Guy your parents must see this post.
It is good to be good.
PoliticsRe: Armed Soldier Preaching In A Military Church In North East by michaelismenten: 5:15pm On Jul 03, 2016
Ramon92:
grin grin When he doesn't even trust the love and protection of his 'FATHER', yet still preaches the love and protection of the 'FATHER'..


MADNESSS!!!
My dear Heaven help those who help themselves, do you even know whether they are rapid respond squad?
FamilyRe: Wife Stabs Integrated Science Teacher To Death, Removes His Intestine by michaelismenten: 5:01pm On Jul 03, 2016
Nnaeeeeh, just look at this devil in human incarnate that call herself a woman, God pls have mercy on us, this is more than domestic violence, but demoniac violence. Lubbish
FamilyRe: Wife Stabs Integrated Science Teacher To Death, Removes His Intestine by michaelismenten: 4:59pm On Jul 03, 2016
Nnaeeeeh, just look this, God pls have mercy on us, this is more than domestic violence, but demonistc violence, nor quote my word!
PoliticsRe: Nkechi Chukwurah's Aide Shoots At Her In Assassination Attempt (photo) by michaelismenten: 6:22pm On Jun 17, 2016
Jesu shocked Thank God she is still alive,
PoliticsRe: Mark Gbillah Responds To Sex Scandal Allegations by michaelismenten: 5:23pm On Jun 17, 2016
I think proper investigation should have been carried out even without the concept of the park attendant after they heard from him before coming out with their headless accusation.

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