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Travel / Re: Tipper Crushes Oko Polytechnic Final Year Student To Death (Graphic Photos) by Michaelpresh(m): 10:03pm On Dec 06, 2017
Dear lord!!
Education / Re: Man Meets Professor Alexander Animalu On A Plane To Abuja & Is Excited About It by Michaelpresh(m): 10:02pm On Dec 06, 2017
Professor emiratus or 30billion . Make your choice now
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UCL: Liverpool Vs Spartak Moscow (7- 0) On 6th December 2017 by Michaelpresh(m): 9:31pm On Dec 06, 2017
Michaelpresh:
While everyone else are busy scoring, uncle Tottenham Hotspur are busy doin as if they are not seeing my ticket. Abeg make unah add one more goal make I go cash my money.

Goal!! 425k
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UCL: Liverpool Vs Spartak Moscow (7- 0) On 6th December 2017 by Michaelpresh(m): 9:28pm On Dec 06, 2017
While everyone else are busy scoring, uncle Tottenham Hotspur are busy doin as if they are not seeing my ticket. Abeg make unah add one more goal make I go cash my money.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UCL: Real Madrid Vs Borrusia Dortmund (3 - 2) On 6th December 2017 by Michaelpresh(m): 9:02pm On Dec 06, 2017
Here we go!!
Education / Re: Anambra Secondary Students Wear Native Cloths To School On Wednesdays by Michaelpresh(m): 9:00pm On Dec 06, 2017
Seriously I don't support this movement.
Cuz I know how Igbo dress. Their body body is too exposed. Imagine a sixteen year old gal dress half naked to school. How do you expect the male teachers to concentrate.
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Soon nah bele bele we gi dey hear.
Education / Re: Anambra Secondary Students Wear Native Cloths To School On Wednesdays by Michaelpresh(m): 8:56pm On Dec 06, 2017
May God help the male teachers.
Romance / Re: 'Lack Of Sex Will Make You Mad' - Nigerian "Slay Queen" by Michaelpresh(m): 8:54pm On Dec 06, 2017
Si si Weldon eh!!
U try wel wwl.
Ahbeg u read sexology??

Bcuz me ayam nt understanding oh
Music/Radio / Re: D'banj - "As I Dey Go" (Video) by Michaelpresh(m): 8:32pm On Dec 06, 2017
Are you done talking??
Funny specie
Travel / Re: 144 Stranded Nigerians Return From Libya Amid Slave Trade Crisis. Photos by Michaelpresh(m): 9:32am On Dec 06, 2017
Welcome home

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Fashion / Re: Social Media Slay Queen Shows Off Her Makeup, And It’s On “fleek”! (photos) by Michaelpresh(m): 9:30am On Dec 06, 2017
So I jokingly post on fb dat I nid a baby mama, ever since den I've bn receiving calls frm weird ladies sum even come 2 me tru dreams.
Crime / Re: Two Babies Dumped By Their Mothers In Kebbi. One Rescued Alive, The Other Dead by Michaelpresh(m): 9:26am On Dec 06, 2017
Good morning to y'all !!
Business / Re: CBN Weakens Naira To 307/dollar For First Time (dailytrust) by Michaelpresh(m): 8:54am On Dec 05, 2017
Meetleader:


Sure...

When I become president...

Lol gud luck with dhat.
Romance / Re: This Lady Vows To Destroy So Many Relationships This Yuletide by Michaelpresh(m): 10:21pm On Dec 04, 2017
There's a word called "make up"
Business / Re: CBN Weakens Naira To 307/dollar For First Time (dailytrust) by Michaelpresh(m): 10:10pm On Dec 04, 2017
money121:


No

That one na ordinary APC manifesto why u sef dey believe Them
Na waa for u oo tongue tongue

Lol so you mean it is very inporcicant?? Lol no mind dey English jawe!
Car Talk / Re: Ford Sues John Cena For Selling High-End Car Within A Month Of Purchase by Michaelpresh(m): 10:06pm On Dec 04, 2017
And Nigerians are like "me an my thin I no fit sell am in peace??"
Business / Re: CBN Weakens Naira To 307/dollar For First Time (dailytrust) by Michaelpresh(m): 10:01pm On Dec 04, 2017
Will it ever come down to The rate of N1 per dollar??
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Sacked By Konga, Customer Service Rep Gets 30 Job Offers On Twitter In 24 Hours by Michaelpresh(m): 9:55pm On Dec 04, 2017
Many won't have retweeted that tweet if it was a man that post it

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Just Saying...

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Religion / Re: God Himself Convinced Me Tithing Was Right - Pastor Adeboye by Michaelpresh(m): 9:13am On Dec 03, 2017
BeeBeeOoh:


http://dailypost.ng/2017/12/02/god-convinced-tithing-right-adeboye-speaks/

Hmmm.
And He didn't convinced you that building free hospital and school is right??
...isorit

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Religion / Re: What Is Your Take On Harvest And Bazaar? by Michaelpresh(m): 9:09am On Dec 03, 2017
Seriously I have never partake in anything that have to do with bazaar. Cuz I still don't know what it stands for.
Religion / Re: What's Your Favourite Worship Song On A Sunday Morning by Michaelpresh(m): 9:07am On Dec 03, 2017
Any song from sinach, Ada, Nathaniel Bassy, and Steve crown. Preyee sometimes
Religion / Re: Sultan’s Misguided Comments On Adamawa Clashes Increasing Tension — Dami Mamza by Michaelpresh(m): 9:03am On Dec 03, 2017
Chai
Religion / Re: In Defense Of The Church And Its Leadership by Michaelpresh(m): 9:01am On Dec 03, 2017
And who told you that it is our fight??
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The least we can do is pray and let our heavily father to take charge as always.
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To defeat an enemy you must use the right weapon.
Religion / Re: In Defense Of The Church And Its Leadership by Michaelpresh(m): 9:00am On Dec 03, 2017
And who told you that this is our fight??
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The least we can do is pray and let our heavily father to take charge as always.
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To defeat an enemy you must use the right weapon.

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Events / Re: Small, Physically Challenged Man Marries Pretty Lady. White Wedding Pics Trend by Michaelpresh(m): 4:06pm On Dec 02, 2017
Go girl!
Some slay queens are still waiting for their rich tall and handsome prince. Sister kip waiting, maybe you might just end up marrying Jesus Christ.
Romance / Re: Nigerian Lovers Share Adorable Pre-wedding Photos by Michaelpresh(m): 4:03pm On Dec 02, 2017
Totally Adorable!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Newcastle United - (3 - 1) On 2nd December 2017 by Michaelpresh(m): 4:02pm On Dec 02, 2017
Hit like if u support the blues!!

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Politics / Re: VP Osinbajo Arrives Osogbo Amid Tight Security Presence (see Photos) by Michaelpresh(m): 5:42pm On Nov 30, 2017
My future president.
Hit like if you want him to be president someday

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Watford Vs Manchester United - (2 - 4) On 28th November 2017 by Michaelpresh(m): 11:04pm On Nov 28, 2017
If you play dem under 3.5, dey will score 4 goals. You play dem over 1,5, dey will end up with 1 goal. Man u where have I wrong u nah?? See ad unah just make me lose 47m.

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Car Talk / Re: 11 Very Useful Car Accessories You Need When Traveling This Season by Michaelpresh(m): 10:09pm On Nov 28, 2017
remiproxy:
yes it is real. see my earnings, i even i pending waiting for approval

Wow are you in facebook?? If yes your name so I can add you
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Watford Vs Manchester United - (2 - 4) On 28th November 2017 by Michaelpresh(m): 10:01pm On Nov 28, 2017
trustibk1:



The thing goes skrrrahh, pap, pap, ka-ka-ka Skidiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom Skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun Poom, poom

Lol. Man u. Just dey use Watford do exercise
Car Talk / Re: 11 Very Useful Car Accessories You Need When Traveling This Season by Michaelpresh(m): 9:59pm On Nov 28, 2017
Plus machete just incase herdsmen attack you.

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