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Religion / Re: Apostle Suleman Raises Dead Child Back To Life - Trezzyhelm (Photos) by Michaelpresh(m): 8:10pm On Oct 15, 2017
Dis 1 weak me die.

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Celebrities / Re: Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde And Her Husband In Swimming Pool (Photos) by Michaelpresh(m): 8:07pm On Oct 15, 2017
And??�
Politics / Re: Statues Of African Presidents Erected By Okorocha In Imo. Photos by Michaelpresh(m): 8:04pm On Oct 15, 2017
Spending millions building status, while many are there starving.













Worthless fools !

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Celebrities / Re: Iyabo Ojo: "I Can’t Marry A Poor Man, No Love Without Money" by Michaelpresh(m): 7:59pm On Oct 15, 2017
r2beez:



Is ur mother a celebrity? Think man!! !

No sire! She's a woman with a good heart ♥
Anything else?
Celebrities / Re: Dangote Carried Baby Davido Home After His Christening - Aig-imoukhuede Reveals by Michaelpresh(m): 7:57pm On Oct 15, 2017
Remind me of what I wanted to write..
Celebrities / Re: Bolaji Amusan "Mr Latin" Celebrates His 50th Birthday Today by Michaelpresh(m): 2:37pm On Oct 15, 2017
HBD�



Age well...
Romance / Re: Girlfriend Drives Lover's $100k Benz Into Pool For Ending The Relationship (pics by Michaelpresh(m): 2:31pm On Oct 15, 2017
The way teachers give out assignment to kids this days eh.
For god sake how can you ask a primary four student to define NON-COMPROMISE.
Abeg anybody can help me soul my niece assignment bcus I've searched my dictionary, google, and even wikipedia. Still no definition of such word.
Celebrities / Re: Iyabo Ojo: "I Can’t Marry A Poor Man, No Love Without Money" by Michaelpresh(m): 12:13pm On Oct 15, 2017
She said "no love ❤ without money" but my mom married my dad when he had nothing. In fact it was his father that paid her bride � price.

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Religion / Re: Jesus As The Only True And Trustworthy Friend You Can Ever Have In Life by Michaelpresh(m): 12:00pm On Oct 15, 2017
Nice post

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Celebrities / Re: AY And Mabel Makun At Yomi Casual's Wedding (Photos) by Michaelpresh(m): 11:57am On Oct 15, 2017
Love ❤ the blue. Thumbs up �
Health / Re: Emmanuel Oyediran, Beggar Undergoes Surgery For Colostomy Prolapse by Michaelpresh(m): 11:55am On Oct 15, 2017
Stop ✋ jungle justice

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester United (0 - 0) On 14th October 2017 by Michaelpresh(m): 1:37pm On Oct 14, 2017
Possession Liv 64%-34 Man u
Sports / Re: 90 Odds Re-birth 14/10/2017 by Michaelpresh(m): 1:35pm On Oct 14, 2017
mekuso89:
CLICK BELOW TO GET THE BOOKING NUMBER

https://wazobiasports..com.ng/2017/10/90-odds-re-birth-14102017.html


15:00Crystal Palace - Chelsea X2

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15:00Swansea - Huddersfield Town Under(3.5)

17:30Borussia Dortmund - RB Leipzig 1X

14:30Bayern Munich - Freiburg Over(2.5)

14:30Bayer Leverkusen - Wolfsburg Over(1.5)

15:15Getafe - Real Madrid X2 & Ov(1.5)

14:00Bologna - Spal 2013 Under(3.5)

17:00Juventus - Lazio 1X

19:45Roma - Napoli Over(1.5)

19:45Apoel Nicosia FC - Borussia Dortmund Over Away(1.5)

19:45RSC Anderlecht - PSG Over Away(1.5)

13:00Aalborg - FC Helsingor 1

15:00Brondby - SilkeborgNormale1

19:45Feyenoord Rotterdam - PEC Zwolle 1

13:30VVV Venlo - PSV Eindhoven X2

17:00SFC Opava - FK Varnsdorf 1

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18:30Limerick FC - Drogheda United FC Over(1.5)

12:30Arema Indonesia (ISL) - PS Tni 1

14:05Ajman Club - Al-Ain Over(1.5)

17:00Shabab AL Ahli Dubai Club - Emirates Ras Al-Khaimah Over(1.5)

15:00Ballymena United - Ards FC Over(1.5)

15:00Crusaders Belfast - Glenavon FC 1X

13:00Uerdingen - TuS Erndtebruck Over(1.5)

13:00Elversberg - Stuttgart Kickers Over(1.5)

15:00Knockbreda Parish - Larne Over(1.5)

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Nice
Sports / Re: � Hot Expert Betting Tips For Today 14/10/17 by Michaelpresh(m): 1:33pm On Oct 14, 2017
Great
Celebrities / Re: Davido Cancels Zimbabwe Show Over Tagbo Controversy by Michaelpresh(m): 1:20pm On Oct 14, 2017
If your hands are clean, go on and live your life PERIOD.
Politics / Re: Brave Soldier Killed After Boko Haram Attack On A Military Post In Borno. Photo by Michaelpresh(m): 1:18pm On Oct 14, 2017
My little princess saw this post ✉ and asked me "daddy when will all these killing stop" am still trying to figure out a better answer. Pls help.


Meanwhile; RIP soldier
Crime / Re: 15-Year-Old Girl Commits Suicide In Delta Over Love; Mourned By Friends (Photos) by Michaelpresh(m): 12:53pm On Oct 14, 2017
15?? This one weak me!
TV/Movies / Re: Thief Burnt Alive: A Movie Scene That Looks So Real (Pictures) by Michaelpresh(m): 11:57am On Oct 14, 2017
Wooh. This is scary �
Politics / Re: Edgal Imohimi And Ali Janga's Ranks Reverted By Police Service Commission by Michaelpresh(m): 5:08pm On Oct 12, 2017
They should persecute Evans firts
Romance / Re: Ways To Woo A Girl Without Using Money. by Michaelpresh(m): 4:59pm On Oct 12, 2017
cuteguy123:
So hey guys here are some ways to woo a girl without using money, money is not everything but everything needs money.
This works best on girls who are single or want a new relationship, of course I wouldn't go with these on a slay queen. They have no brains so lol.

Don't get me wrong. I said without money. This is not in anyway encouraging broke guys o cause money is still needed in the relationship. You guys must go out. You must transport if you have a car you must buy fuel etc. Money needed for all those things.

So here are some ways. If you are cute. This will make you outstanding.

1. Be funny and romantic.

If you want to woo a girl and you are a funny guy, you have an advantage, you can mix this wittiness of yours with romance, be romantic and at the same time be funny, don't just be funny. Be funny and slowly keep a great conversation with her while making your intentions know to her slowly, slowly do this, it will be preferable to do this via chat or in person anyone you feel comfortable with.

Like for example of me being funny.

Girl :she uploaded a very cute dp and I was like

me: babe, this your dp is too cute o, you want to give them boys sleepless night ba, you just they hit anyhow o, even fire self they quench, your own na endless hotness"

She found it funny and she laughed and then I added the romantic funny line

"our babies are going to be very cute, I mean look at how cute their mother is, and of course the daddy which is me is also cute so our combination will be beautiful" and she was like

Girl: oh dear you are very funny.

So you see.

It has even gotten to the point that she enjoys me so much that even if we are suppose to take a bus home she will be like "baby no need lets stroll so we can see things to laugh and gist about and hold hands, it's romantic"

I give her a great conversation that I leave her yearning for more. I am more than best friend and parents combined because I have given her the kind of excitement. Listening ears that she hasn't experienced before.

2. If you have a great voice, sing to her.

Girls love guys who have great voice and can sing, so if you can sing her a romantic short song most of the time. She will definitely fall in love with you. While slowly making your intentions known to her.

3. Be neat and keep a great fashion sense.

Dress responsibly with some mature swag. Not some childish bull shit, if you wanna sag. Sag moderately. It's still cute. Just be yourself. Dress cool. If you keep your hair. Make sure it's well shaved.

Wear good Cologne with beautiful smell.
Brush your teeths.

Just smell good whenever you are around here.

4. Look fit and be cute

I do 30 press up every morning and 30 frog jumps so my up and down body looks fit and it's attractive, drink water and eat moderately so you don't become fat and look unkempt.
Take care of your skin, look fresh and kept. Very important.

5. Take her out to nice places.
Take to cool restaurants, shouldn't be too cheap. Tell her you took her here not because you have the money for it but because you just wanted to make her feel special and that you both are not complete without each other. She will appreciate it. You don't have to take her to expensive places all the time.

You could take her to the cinemas to watch a cool movie. But pop corn. Play with her gently while watching the movie. Kiss her. Hold her hand and enjoy yourselves together.

In summary.

Have a great personality.

Don't be too nice but be nice.

If she asks you for something and you have do for her. If you don't have tell her straight.

If you need help. Ask her too.

Know your worth and let your actions tell her that and you also value yourself. Let your word be your word. Don't act weak. Don't boss her around. Respect her decisions.

Be yourself. Don't act like dangote pikin, humble yourself. She will fall in love with you.

You can get Charles nneji bang rule. Grab a few points from it like I did.

Don't be asshole and start playing around.

The book helped me and I am in a very healthy relationship.

We are like siblings, we look out for each other. She can't stay a day without me. All I did was apply the aforementioned.she is always the one saying baby I love you. She is virtually now obsessed with me. She can't get enough and she wants more.
Keep the excitement in your relationship.

That's all folks.
. Have a great evening.

Gone are the days when all the things you've wrote were effective. This a new era. And era of money. No gal want to be a babymama to a broke guy. Ask the lady below me
Celebrities / Re: Is This The 'Fall' Of Davido? Kemi Olunloyo Asks As She Reveals More Details by Michaelpresh(m): 1:42pm On Oct 12, 2017
Wetin i wan type sef??
Crime / Re: Two Burglars Caught In Ikorodu, Stripped Completely Unclad (photos) by Michaelpresh(m): 1:38pm On Oct 12, 2017
The person below me came here t see






N*des
Crime / Re: "Just Saw The Man That Raped Me After Many Years" - Heartbroken Nigerian Lady by Michaelpresh(m): 1:34pm On Oct 12, 2017
jemmabond:


Book of Samuel, dude.

So what you're saying is that he doesn't deserve grace??
Crime / Re: "Just Saw The Man That Raped Me After Many Years" - Heartbroken Nigerian Lady by Michaelpresh(m): 1:25pm On Oct 12, 2017
Amagite:
A Port Harcourt based Nigerian lady, Jessica took to Twitter to recount her encounter with the man who raped her when she was just 11-years-old.

According to her, he didn't recognize her and he had a 'happy ending' as she saw him smiling with his wife and kids.


https://www.lailasblog.com/just-saw-man-raped-many-years-happy-ending-heartbroken-nigerian-lady-tweets/

Cc; lalasticlala

Thou she didn't state how old she's now. But hey how are you sure is him? Bcuz if i should take you back to biology where it says people(humans) changes physically, mentally and structure every ten years. So it's posible that it might not be him. Just like you state "he didn't recognice me"
Crime / Re: "Just Saw The Man That Raped Me After Many Years" - Heartbroken Nigerian Lady by Michaelpresh(m): 1:18pm On Oct 12, 2017
johnnexy77:


Who d heck told u that or is dat what u think? Sorry 2 burst ur bubble hommie. U can never escape d consequences of ur actions be it good or bad. If u're still in doubt, read abt d story of king David of Bible times
pls which bible do you read? Cuz mine thought me that GOD will forgive our sins and he promise never to remember them nor think about it.
Crime / Re: "Just Saw The Man That Raped Me After Many Years" - Heartbroken Nigerian Lady by Michaelpresh(m): 1:15pm On Oct 12, 2017
smardray:
eediot....did anyone tell u babalawo's are no more ....u cannot use juju to paralyse him,his wife and children

Haba bros u want to lure the innocent wife and kids to their fathers needs?? Let him alone face the punishment.

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Celebrities / Re: Photos From DJ Olu Abiodun Burial; Davido, B-Red And Special Spesh Attend by Michaelpresh(m): 1:08pm On Oct 12, 2017
Wait make i give my oga block an cement.
Celebrities / Re: King Kelly Exposes Laura Ikeji After She Sacked Him by Michaelpresh(m): 1:05pm On Oct 12, 2017
Bro take hrt eh. Ur mata wit Laura go soon die likw mmm and seun/lalasticlala
Crime / Re: Police Uncover Ritual Shrine In Osun State (photos) by Michaelpresh(m): 9:46am On Oct 12, 2017
Ok
Car Talk / Re: Innoson To Partner With NDDC In The Training Of Niger Delta Youths by Michaelpresh(m): 9:44am On Oct 12, 2017
Pls I need a job. Even if it's sales rep or sales boy. Abeg!
Crime / Re: Young Man Who Raped 14-Year-Old Girl With His Brother & Friends Nabbed In Awka by Michaelpresh(m): 7:52am On Oct 12, 2017
Rape?/ guy u fall my hand. With all this babes wey ful street dey beg for pr**k? go online an see how mature babes dey beg for sex and u dey here dey rape 14yr old smelly puci.

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