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NYSC / Re: How Do I Tell A Female Corper Who Keeps Bringing Me Food To Stop? by Michaelpresh(m): 7:40am On Oct 12, 2017
nelson7777:


i spoke to my gf about u, and she really appreciates d fact dat u take care of me, in her absence, and she wnts us to continue being friends on 1 condition, dat u stop bringing me food...

this guy have said it all.
Business / Re: 16 Businesses To Start In Nigeria With N50,000 Or Less by Michaelpresh(m): 4:27pm On Oct 10, 2017
Thanks
Business / Re: 16 Businesses To Start In Nigeria With N50,000 Or Less by Michaelpresh(m): 4:23pm On Oct 10, 2017
Loving this...
Events / Re: Bride-to-be & Her Bridesmaids Wear Towels For Her Bridal Shower by Michaelpresh(m): 2:04pm On Oct 09, 2017
Came to see n*des
Celebrities / Re: Phyno Celebrates His 31st Birthday Today by Michaelpresh(m): 1:55pm On Oct 09, 2017
Hustle today, tomorrow, and next. Happy birthday bro�
Celebrities / Re: Charles Billion Expecting A Baby With Mimi Pius, U.S Based Woman (Photos) by Michaelpresh(m): 3:17pm On Oct 03, 2017
Is she pregnant ?�
Celebrities / Re: Malaria Drug "GRUTHA FORT" Injures Man (Photos) by Michaelpresh(m): 6:01pm On Aug 04, 2017
Did he chicked the expiry date, nafdac no. Etc, before purchased?
Politics / Re: El-rufai's Supporter, Muazu Abubakar Attacked (Graphic Photos) by Michaelpresh(m): 2:11pm On Jul 24, 2017
There's something more on this. Cuz a thief won't collect your money and still stab you again. Based on logistics
Celebrities / Re: Ray Hushpuppi Lands In Hospital Over Too Much Champagne (Photos) by Michaelpresh(m): 6:54pm On Jul 16, 2017
What am I even doing here sef?
Religion / Re: 22 Bible Verses About Love Of God by Michaelpresh(m): 6:44pm On Jul 16, 2017
Michaelpresh:
He took my pains, paid for my sins, was crown with thorns, bled for my sake, cried for my happiness, died for me to live, The greatest love is the love shown on the cross...

quote of the day!
Religion / Re: 22 Bible Verses About Love Of God by Michaelpresh(m): 3:53pm On Jul 16, 2017
He took my pains, paid for my sins, was crown with thorns, bled for my sake, cried for my happiness, died for me to live, The greatest love is the love shown on the cross...

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Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh To Clean Her Body Tattoos As She Turns Born Again by Michaelpresh(m): 3:46pm On Jul 16, 2017
Born again? Seriously this gal can act oh. Abeg who be the director behind this new found character eh??
Politics / Re: Yoruba, Igbo, N’delta, Middle Belt Leaders Unite Against Fulani Herdsmen by Michaelpresh(m): 3:37pm On Jul 16, 2017
After how many years of brutality and coldblood, nah now unah won unit?
Education / Re: Exams In Nigeria (Hilarious Photos) by Michaelpresh(m): 4:07pm On Jul 15, 2017
When you realize you didn't write your name an exam number after submiting. . . . We the last one let.
Nairaland / General / Re: 10 People Who Died The Unluckiest Deaths by Michaelpresh(m): 3:56pm On Jul 15, 2017
Cow fell on him? cry
Crime / Re: 13-Year-Old Boy Hangs Himself In Lagos To Protest Mum’s Abuse by Michaelpresh(m): 3:47pm On Jul 15, 2017
Hanged himself! Just like that?
Rakeeb I've been broke for ages now but never for once have i thought of taking my live mbanu it can't happen. Tufiakwa! Arrro
Crime / Re: Banker's Wife Killed In Rivers By Kidnappers Five Weeks After Wedding (Photo) by Michaelpresh(m): 3:40pm On Jul 15, 2017
Islie:
.. Hmmm things are happening oh. But bros eh, are you sure one of your side chick(s) is not behind this? Check well








http://punchng.com/banker-loses-wife-to-kidnappers-five-weeks-after-wedding/




Crime / Re: "I’ve Always Been Raped By My Stepfather Since I Was 10" - 14 Year Old Girl by Michaelpresh(m): 3:32pm On Jul 15, 2017
This is So sad. My heart is heavy, Some people are just heartless. What if this girl had died on the process of the abortion what would he have told her mother? Take heart dear girl hope you don't grow up and start hating men. cry

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Religion / Re: 43 Signs You Are An Ogbanje by Michaelpresh(m): 6:38am On Jun 26, 2017
[quote author=Babalawos post=57779932]Aboru Aboye, Ogbanje is a controversial topic, there are lots of misinformation's circulating about Ogbanje's and I am here to correct every misinformation about Ogbanje's.

Today I will be teaching you The 43 Signs You An Ogbanje. Before I dive deep into Ogbanje, I would like to clear every misinformations surrounding Ogbanje's which are:

10 TRUTHS ABOUT OGBANJE

1. Ogbanje is not Aje "Witch"
2. Ogbanje is not Abiku
3. Ogbanje is not Olokun
4. Ogbanje is not Oshun
5. Ogbanje is not Oya
6. Ogbanje is not Yemoja
7. Ogbanje is not Mental illness
8. Ogbanje is not for girls and women only. Men and Boys can be Ogbanjes
9. Ogbanje is not for poor people only. Rich and poor people can be Ogbanjes
10. Ogbanje is not for African Tradition Religious people only. All religious and non religious people can be Ogbanje...

Then What is Ogbanje?

An Ogbanje is a reincarnating spirit that would deliberately plague a family with misfortune if provoked. Ogbanje upon being born by the mother, under a certain amount of time usually before puberty would deliberately die and then come back and repeat the cycle, causing the family grief. The time period varies between minutes, hours, days and years.

Most families pamper their children that are Ogbanjes so that the Ogbanje child will not be provoked. Most Ogbanjes have powers in their eyes, mouth, hands and private parts.

Female adult Ogbanjes die during pregnancies along with the baby while male Ogbanje die before the birth of a wife’s baby or the baby dies.

The child is confirmed to no longer be an Ogbanje after the destruction of the Ogbanje pot or stone which is dug up at the river bank or sea bank or house or after they successfully give birth to another baby.

Ogbanje spirits is not evil spirits, they are water spirits that comes with some people to earth as recarnated beings. People are to reincarnate into families that they were part of while alive.

People can usually reincarnate seven times, giving seven opportunities to enter the spirit world successfully as an ancestor.

Before a relative dies, the soon to be deceased relative sometimes give clues of who they will reincarnate as in the family. Once a child is born, he or she give signs of who they have reincarnated from.

This can be through behavior, physical traits and statements by the child. A Babalawo or diviner can help in detecting who the child has reincarnated from. It is considered an insult if a male is said to have reincarnated as a female - Ewo.

Now you know the truths about Ogbanje, let me explain the 43 Signs You Are An Ogbanje

43 SIGNS YOU ARE AN OGBANJE

(1) Is your mom or dad an Ogbanje?
(2) Did your mom or dad go to the river or sea to get you?
(3) Are you extremely kind and generous?
(4) Do you have a way of bringing out the best in others?
(5) Do you like to know people on a deeper level and you don’t like to waste your time trying to maintain hundreds of shallow friendships?
(6) Are you incredibly intuitive and do you follow your instincts?
(7) Do you dream frequently and most times the dreams comes through?
=> Do people find it difficult to understand you?
(9) Do you always like win and you feel very bad when you loose?
(10) Do you foolishly fall deep inlove when you meet your perfect match?
(11) Are you very creative?
(12) Do you fear rejection and like acceptance?
(13) Do you try reading people?
(14) Are you unpredictable?
(15) Are you in touch with your spiritual side?
(16) Are you very emotional?
(17) Do you fall inlove and fall out of love easily?
(18) Do you find it difficult to make decision on your own?
(19) Do you sometimes just love to be on your own for a while uninterrupted?
........TRASH....

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Crime / Re: Brave African Man Wrestles Knife-Wielding Man In London Bus(video) by Michaelpresh(m): 7:31pm On Apr 14, 2017
Naturally, Africans are strong and brave. imagine a man dipping his hands in a hole just to catch a snake and kill it. white man get mind to do dat one?
Crime / Re: Brave African Man Wrestles Knife-Wielding Man In London Bus(video) by Michaelpresh(m): 7:28pm On Apr 14, 2017
see gobe angry
Celebrities / Re: Excited Lady Pictured With Efe, Tboss, Kemen, Bisola, Other BBNaija ExHousemates by Michaelpresh(m): 7:20pm On Apr 14, 2017
whoof see face cry
Crime / Re: 20 Suspected Prostitutes Aged 13 To 14 Arrested In Kano State by Michaelpresh(m): 9:48pm On Mar 13, 2017
so dem Hausa prostitute

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Religion / Re: 5 Highly Suspicious Damage Control Attempts By Apostle Suleman by Michaelpresh(m): 9:35pm On Mar 13, 2017
this man is crashing like mmm grin

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Education / Re: Lecturer Slaps UNILORIN S.U President For Mediating On Behalf Of Students by Michaelpresh(m): 9:33pm On Mar 13, 2017
what will happen if he slap him back undecided
Romance / Re: Dancing Lady Pushes Away Dwarf Dancing With Her At A Party. Photos by Michaelpresh(m): 9:15pm On Mar 13, 2017
imagine what she'll do to him on the bed, grin
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Is Expecting A Set Of Twins. by Michaelpresh(m): 9:47pm On Mar 12, 2017
dady yooo
Romance / Re: Guy Proposes To A Girl At Florida Mall And She Walks Out (Photos) by Michaelpresh(m): 9:30pm On Mar 12, 2017
e dey pain eh embarassed
Politics / Re: Who Is Nigeria's Best Minister Of Information Since 1999? by Michaelpresh(m): 8:37pm On Mar 12, 2017
Radio without battery




this type of people can give news For Africa grin
Politics / Re: The Corpse Of The Pregnant Suicide Bomber Killed Today In Borno. Graphic Pics by Michaelpresh(m): 8:14pm On Mar 12, 2017
PREGNANT Keh
Politics / Re: 2019 Election: Why Buhari Will Conveniently Win – Oshiomhole by Michaelpresh(m): 8:08pm On Mar 12, 2017
win election with those dry bones cheesy

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NYSC / Re: Corpse Of Corper Who Died From Laptop Explosion Taken To Home Town In Ogun State by Michaelpresh(m): 7:29pm On Mar 12, 2017
Itannooluwa:
ur grammar sef can explode....bk to d matter
Laptop Battery Explosion – Reasons
The first and important reason, why laptop batteries explode (or the smartphone ones) is some sort of fault with the battery. To understand what could be the fault, you need to understand how the Lithium (Li) Ion battery works. We won’t get into Physics here – rather will explore the topic in general detail.
There are different types of batteries of which, the popular rechargeable ones are either Acid base or Lithium Ion batteries. You will find an Acid base battery in cars, vehicles, etc. They are heavy boxes with acid and electrodes in it. The Lithium Ion batteries are more compact and have one electrode and an anode with suspended electrons in form of liquid.
An electrode is a plate representing source or propagator of negative (-ve) charge and the anode represents positive (+ve) charge. We all know that the electricity distribution system is built upon the fact that electrons move from –ve to +ve nodes. The positive nodes in almost all cases are the contact points where you plug in your gadgets. In case of laptops and smartphones, they are the only open points that can be seen when you remove the battery – generally copper or silver plated for a longer and better contact life. For information on Lithium batteries, please check out Wikipedia or similar website.
As explained above, there are minimum three cells in a laptop battery and the number can go up to 12. I have not yet heard of a laptop battery having more than 12 cells. Anyway, when you are using the laptop on battery, electrons flow from the –ve side of cells to the positive side (the contact points) thereby providing power to it. Similarly, when you are charging the battery, electrons are sent back to the electrode points to prepare the battery for consumption.
Plenty of factors come into play here – overcharging, over discharging, unwanted carbon build up, etc. A Lithium battery though looks simple from outside, has built-in mechanisms to disconnect from device and adjacent cells in case of overcharging etc. A faulty laptop battery is one that would not provide such mechanisms to protect the cells from overcharging etc. This is just to give you an idea of why companies have recalled products in the past saying the batteries are defective. They are missing one or more such precaution mechanisms
Among other reasons why a laptop battery can exploding are mishandling – probably you drop it somewhere and the alignment of electrode plus anode is disturbed. This, in turn, will change the alignment of electrons in the cells which may create overheating – a known factor that explodes batteries.
Certain other reasons can be the atmosphere where you are using the laptop. If it is humid and hot enough, it will make a good case for short-circuit that – in turn – will result in overheating and hence explosion.
There is no dearth of reasons why laptop batteries explode. The same applies to cellphone batteries. Only that the laptop batteries damage more compared to cellphones as they contain more than one cell. Thus, if one cell is overheated and explodes, it will trigger a sequence of blasts where each subsequent explosion would be more dangerous......thnk dz shld b helpful

lol, don't mind my typo-errors

auto correct is dealing with me

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