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NYSC / Re: How Do I Tell A Female Corper Who Keeps Bringing Me Food To Stop? by Michaelpresh(m): 7:40am On Oct 12, 2017 |
nelson7777:this guy have said it all. |
Business / Re: 16 Businesses To Start In Nigeria With N50,000 Or Less by Michaelpresh(m): 4:27pm On Oct 10, 2017 |
Thanks |
Business / Re: 16 Businesses To Start In Nigeria With N50,000 Or Less by Michaelpresh(m): 4:23pm On Oct 10, 2017 |
Loving this... |
Events / Re: Bride-to-be & Her Bridesmaids Wear Towels For Her Bridal Shower by Michaelpresh(m): 2:04pm On Oct 09, 2017 |
Came to see n*des |
Celebrities / Re: Phyno Celebrates His 31st Birthday Today by Michaelpresh(m): 1:55pm On Oct 09, 2017 |
Hustle today, tomorrow, and next. Happy birthday bro� |
Celebrities / Re: Charles Billion Expecting A Baby With Mimi Pius, U.S Based Woman (Photos) by Michaelpresh(m): 3:17pm On Oct 03, 2017 |
Is she pregnant ?� |
Celebrities / Re: Malaria Drug "GRUTHA FORT" Injures Man (Photos) by Michaelpresh(m): 6:01pm On Aug 04, 2017 |
Did he chicked the expiry date, nafdac no. Etc, before purchased? |
Politics / Re: El-rufai's Supporter, Muazu Abubakar Attacked (Graphic Photos) by Michaelpresh(m): 2:11pm On Jul 24, 2017 |
There's something more on this. Cuz a thief won't collect your money and still stab you again. Based on logistics |
Celebrities / Re: Ray Hushpuppi Lands In Hospital Over Too Much Champagne (Photos) by Michaelpresh(m): 6:54pm On Jul 16, 2017 |
What am I even doing here sef? |
Religion / Re: 22 Bible Verses About Love Of God by Michaelpresh(m): 6:44pm On Jul 16, 2017 |
Michaelpresh: quote of the day! |
Religion / Re: 22 Bible Verses About Love Of God by Michaelpresh(m): 3:53pm On Jul 16, 2017 |
He took my pains, paid for my sins, was crown with thorns, bled for my sake, cried for my happiness, died for me to live, The greatest love is the love shown on the cross... 3 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh To Clean Her Body Tattoos As She Turns Born Again by Michaelpresh(m): 3:46pm On Jul 16, 2017 |
Born again? Seriously this gal can act oh. Abeg who be the director behind this new found character eh?? |
Politics / Re: Yoruba, Igbo, N’delta, Middle Belt Leaders Unite Against Fulani Herdsmen by Michaelpresh(m): 3:37pm On Jul 16, 2017 |
After how many years of brutality and coldblood, nah now unah won unit? |
Education / Re: Exams In Nigeria (Hilarious Photos) by Michaelpresh(m): 4:07pm On Jul 15, 2017 |
When you realize you didn't write your name an exam number after submiting.
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We the last one let. |
Nairaland / General / Re: 10 People Who Died The Unluckiest Deaths by Michaelpresh(m): 3:56pm On Jul 15, 2017 |
Cow fell on him? |
Crime / Re: 13-Year-Old Boy Hangs Himself In Lagos To Protest Mum’s Abuse by Michaelpresh(m): 3:47pm On Jul 15, 2017 |
Hanged himself! Just like that? Rakeeb I've been broke for ages now but never for once have i thought of taking my live mbanu it can't happen. Tufiakwa! Arrro |
Crime / Re: Banker's Wife Killed In Rivers By Kidnappers Five Weeks After Wedding (Photo) by Michaelpresh(m): 3:40pm On Jul 15, 2017 |
Islie: |
Crime / Re: "I’ve Always Been Raped By My Stepfather Since I Was 10" - 14 Year Old Girl by Michaelpresh(m): 3:32pm On Jul 15, 2017 |
This is So sad. My heart is heavy, Some people are just heartless. What if this girl had died on the process of the abortion what would he have told her mother? Take heart dear girl hope you don't grow up and start hating men. 1 Like |
Religion / Re: 43 Signs You Are An Ogbanje by Michaelpresh(m): 6:38am On Jun 26, 2017 |
[quote author=Babalawos post=57779932]Aboru Aboye, Ogbanje is a controversial topic, there are lots of misinformation's circulating about Ogbanje's and I am here to correct every misinformation about Ogbanje's. Today I will be teaching you The 43 Signs You An Ogbanje. Before I dive deep into Ogbanje, I would like to clear every misinformations surrounding Ogbanje's which are: 10 TRUTHS ABOUT OGBANJE 1. Ogbanje is not Aje "Witch" 2. Ogbanje is not Abiku 3. Ogbanje is not Olokun 4. Ogbanje is not Oshun 5. Ogbanje is not Oya 6. Ogbanje is not Yemoja 7. Ogbanje is not Mental illness 8. Ogbanje is not for girls and women only. Men and Boys can be Ogbanjes 9. Ogbanje is not for poor people only. Rich and poor people can be Ogbanjes 10. Ogbanje is not for African Tradition Religious people only. All religious and non religious people can be Ogbanje... Then What is Ogbanje? An Ogbanje is a reincarnating spirit that would deliberately plague a family with misfortune if provoked. Ogbanje upon being born by the mother, under a certain amount of time usually before puberty would deliberately die and then come back and repeat the cycle, causing the family grief. The time period varies between minutes, hours, days and years. Most families pamper their children that are Ogbanjes so that the Ogbanje child will not be provoked. Most Ogbanjes have powers in their eyes, mouth, hands and private parts. Female adult Ogbanjes die during pregnancies along with the baby while male Ogbanje die before the birth of a wife’s baby or the baby dies. The child is confirmed to no longer be an Ogbanje after the destruction of the Ogbanje pot or stone which is dug up at the river bank or sea bank or house or after they successfully give birth to another baby. Ogbanje spirits is not evil spirits, they are water spirits that comes with some people to earth as recarnated beings. People are to reincarnate into families that they were part of while alive. People can usually reincarnate seven times, giving seven opportunities to enter the spirit world successfully as an ancestor. Before a relative dies, the soon to be deceased relative sometimes give clues of who they will reincarnate as in the family. Once a child is born, he or she give signs of who they have reincarnated from. This can be through behavior, physical traits and statements by the child. A Babalawo or diviner can help in detecting who the child has reincarnated from. It is considered an insult if a male is said to have reincarnated as a female - Ewo. Now you know the truths about Ogbanje, let me explain the 43 Signs You Are An Ogbanje 43 SIGNS YOU ARE AN OGBANJE (1) Is your mom or dad an Ogbanje? (2) Did your mom or dad go to the river or sea to get you? (3) Are you extremely kind and generous? (4) Do you have a way of bringing out the best in others? (5) Do you like to know people on a deeper level and you don’t like to waste your time trying to maintain hundreds of shallow friendships? (6) Are you incredibly intuitive and do you follow your instincts? (7) Do you dream frequently and most times the dreams comes through? => Do people find it difficult to understand you? (9) Do you always like win and you feel very bad when you loose? (10) Do you foolishly fall deep inlove when you meet your perfect match? (11) Are you very creative? (12) Do you fear rejection and like acceptance? (13) Do you try reading people? (14) Are you unpredictable? (15) Are you in touch with your spiritual side? (16) Are you very emotional? (17) Do you fall inlove and fall out of love easily? (18) Do you find it difficult to make decision on your own? (19) Do you sometimes just love to be on your own for a while uninterrupted? ........TRASH.... 2 Likes |
Crime / Re: Brave African Man Wrestles Knife-Wielding Man In London Bus(video) by Michaelpresh(m): 7:31pm On Apr 14, 2017 |
Naturally, Africans are strong and brave. imagine a man dipping his hands in a hole just to catch a snake and kill it. white man get mind to do dat one? |
Crime / Re: Brave African Man Wrestles Knife-Wielding Man In London Bus(video) by Michaelpresh(m): 7:28pm On Apr 14, 2017 |
see gobe |
Celebrities / Re: Excited Lady Pictured With Efe, Tboss, Kemen, Bisola, Other BBNaija ExHousemates by Michaelpresh(m): 7:20pm On Apr 14, 2017 |
whoof see face |
Crime / Re: 20 Suspected Prostitutes Aged 13 To 14 Arrested In Kano State by Michaelpresh(m): 9:48pm On Mar 13, 2017 |
so dem Hausa prostitute 2 Likes |
Religion / Re: 5 Highly Suspicious Damage Control Attempts By Apostle Suleman by Michaelpresh(m): 9:35pm On Mar 13, 2017 |
this man is crashing like mmm 4 Likes 1 Share |
Education / Re: Lecturer Slaps UNILORIN S.U President For Mediating On Behalf Of Students by Michaelpresh(m): 9:33pm On Mar 13, 2017 |
what will happen if he slap him back |
Romance / Re: Dancing Lady Pushes Away Dwarf Dancing With Her At A Party. Photos by Michaelpresh(m): 9:15pm On Mar 13, 2017 |
imagine what she'll do to him on the bed, |
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Is Expecting A Set Of Twins. by Michaelpresh(m): 9:47pm On Mar 12, 2017 |
dady yooo |
Romance / Re: Guy Proposes To A Girl At Florida Mall And She Walks Out (Photos) by Michaelpresh(m): 9:30pm On Mar 12, 2017 |
e dey pain eh |
Politics / Re: Who Is Nigeria's Best Minister Of Information Since 1999? by Michaelpresh(m): 8:37pm On Mar 12, 2017 |
Radio without battery this type of people can give news For Africa |
Politics / Re: The Corpse Of The Pregnant Suicide Bomber Killed Today In Borno. Graphic Pics by Michaelpresh(m): 8:14pm On Mar 12, 2017 |
PREGNANT Keh |
Politics / Re: 2019 Election: Why Buhari Will Conveniently Win – Oshiomhole by Michaelpresh(m): 8:08pm On Mar 12, 2017 |
win election with those dry bones 10 Likes |
NYSC / Re: Corpse Of Corper Who Died From Laptop Explosion Taken To Home Town In Ogun State by Michaelpresh(m): 7:29pm On Mar 12, 2017 |
Itannooluwa: lol, don't mind my typo-errors auto correct is dealing with me |
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