Jokes Etc › Jehovah's Witnesses by michaelwe1(op): 4:19pm On Jul 03, 2007 |
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, "Religion?"
The man says, "Methodist."
St. Peter looks down his list, and says, "Go to room 24, but be very quiet as you pass room 8."
Another man arrives at the gates of heaven. "Religion?"
"Baptist."
"Go to room 18, but be very quiet as you pass room 8."
A third man arrives at the gates. "Religion?"
"Jewish."
"Go to room 11, but be very quiet as you pass room 8."
The man says, "I can understand there being different rooms for different religions, but why must I be quiet when I pass room 8?"
St. Peter tells him, "Well the Jehovah's Witnesses are in room 8, and they think they're the only ones here. |
Jokes Etc › Jehovah's Witnesses by michaelwe1(op): 4:11pm On Jul 03, 2007 |
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, "Religion?" The man says, "Methodist." St. Peter looks down his list, and says, "Go to room 24, but be very quiet as you pass room 8." Another man arrives at the gates of heaven. "Religion?" "Baptist." "Go to room 18, but be very quiet as you pass room 8." A third man arrives at the gates. "Religion?" "Jewish." "Go to room 11, but be very quiet as you pass room 8." The man says, "I can understand there being different rooms for different religions, but why must I be quiet when I pass room 8?" St. Peter tells him, "Well the Jehovah's Witnesses are in room 8, and they think they're the only ones here.  |
Music/Radio › Re: Why Do You Hate 50 Cent? by michaelwe1(op): 4:58pm On Jul 01, 2007 |
omogenaija: 50 sent is an excellent rapper , and even excellent rappers have some wack songs Can you tell me any rapper that has sweet voice as fifty? |
Music/Radio › Re: Why Do You Hate 50 Cent? by michaelwe1(op): 7:45pm On Jun 28, 2007 |
danniecool: Who told u will hate 50 cent,  Some hate and some luv just want to know those that hate and the reason |
Music/Radio › Re: It Always Bothers Me "is 2pac Really Dead"? by michaelwe1(m): 6:44pm On Jun 28, 2007 |
Listen to Untouchable remix with Outlawz Expect me as you Expect Jesus To Come Back Expect Me Nigga Am Coming |
Music/Radio › Re: Tongolo, San Bari Bobo, Konga Or Yahooze? by michaelwe1(m): 6:41pm On Jun 28, 2007 |
why me why you |
Music/Radio › Why Do You Hate 50 Cent? by michaelwe1(op): 6:32pm On Jun 28, 2007 |
I don't know why some niggaz hate 50 cent Please can you give reasons why you hate 50? |
Music/Radio › Re: Is The South Dominating Hip-hop? by michaelwe1(m): 6:13pm On Jun 28, 2007 |
West Side For Life  |
Education › Re: Osun State University by michaelwe1(m): 12:50am On Jun 27, 2007 |
What is the school website |
Education › Re: Is It True? by michaelwe1(m): 12:49am On Jun 27, 2007 |
I don't think so |
Education › Re: U Wanna Study In Sweden Or Finland? by michaelwe1(m): 12:10am On Jun 27, 2007 |
Interested too send more info here michaelweb1 @ yahoo. co.uk |
Education › Re: Unilag Admissions 2007/2008 by michaelwe1(m): 10:52pm On Jun 26, 2007 |
Interested in this topic |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: E-mail Adds Of Nairaland Members by michaelwe1(m): 10:40pm On Jun 24, 2007 |
michael@myworld.com |
Technology Market › Re: Help!scam by michaelwe1(m): 9:36pm On Jun 24, 2007 |
Jwhizzy: Guys n girliz.I dnt knw wats hapenin.I've bin recievin massive scam mails in my box of late.First,i thot i should ignore bt its only gone worse.Nowadays,i get between 5 and 8 scam mails.I dnt knw why our boys would want 2 harm a fellow brother.Its reali pissing me off.What do u all suggest.R u having a similar xperienc,share it.Ciao SAME HERE BRO |
Webmasters › Re: Free Ftp Hosting Wanted by michaelwe1(op): 10:10pm On Jun 23, 2007 |
smartsoft: check ][url][/[b]www.awardspace.com[/burl] I have try that but i dont know how to add sub domain Do you have a yahoo im Lets chat mine is michaelweb1 |
Webmasters › Re: Official Port Harcourt Forum? by michaelwe1(m): 8:18pm On Jun 23, 2007 |
cool site |
Webmasters › Free Ftp Hosting Wanted by michaelwe1(op): 5:49pm On Jun 23, 2007 |
I need a good free webhosting with ftp access |
Webmasters › Re: *** Get A Free Website *** (www.yourname.com) by michaelwe1(m): 5:42pm On Jun 23, 2007 |
TAOTAO: *** GET A FREE WEBSITE ***** Seen is believing, Host website as low as N2,500 and design your website free of charge. Call 08066073688 or visit www.tonikhost.com and www.web.tonikhost.com for details. Why did you say that is free? |
Webmasters › E-books On Web Designing by michaelwe1(op): 5:38pm On Jun 23, 2007 |
I need e-books on web designing Free download |
Webmasters › Re: Can Anyone Help On How To Include Credit Card Payment On A Website? by michaelwe1(m): 10:56pm On Jun 22, 2007 |
@mambenanje How are you doing? |
Webmasters › Re: Does Anybody Host As Low As N1000/year by michaelwe1(m): 10:43pm On Jun 22, 2007 |
i don't think so |
Webmasters › Re: Reliable Web Hosting For Nigerians by michaelwe1(m): 10:32pm On Jun 22, 2007 |
ic  |
Webmasters › Re: Probs Hosting My Site Via Ftp! by michaelwe1(m): 1:11am On Jun 22, 2007 |
gbolio4: Free hosting with stability and features beyond your wildest imagination Look no further mate . ,.
Go signup fast @ freehostia.com or awardspace.com
Then come back and say Thank-you  Thanx |
Music/Radio › Re: 2face's Embarrassing Skit(story) by michaelwe1(m): 1:02am On Jun 22, 2007 |
2 face baba |
Webmasters › Re: Online Website For Nigerian Students Www.gnstudents.com by michaelwe1(m): 5:58pm On Jun 21, 2007 |
cool  |
Romance › Re: You Fit Hold Body? (guys) by michaelwe1(m): 1:43am On Jun 16, 2007 |
Yes it is Possible If the guy no get dkoko |
Jokes Etc › Re: A Nigerian Man Versus An American Man by michaelwe1(m): 1:24am On Jun 16, 2007 |
Cool  |
Webmasters › Re: All Web Designers In Nigeria Are Amateurs by michaelwe1(m): 11:57pm On Jun 15, 2007 |
Kemjisuper: @Abbywax
O merciful Director and CEO of this thread, Please check out my personal website and criticize it for the benefit of my improvement. There's not much in it at the moment, and please use soft words because I'm still an amateur. My dream is to do greater things with web designing and graphics in the very near future. Cheers
www.kemjisuper.faithweb.com NICE TRY |
Romance › Re: Can A Poor Man Love? by michaelwe1(m): 11:43pm On Jun 15, 2007 |
3d_hunter: i wonder! poor as in "no hope for the future" or poor as in " not yet comfortable in life" Not yet comfortable in life |
Romance › Re: Why Do Girls Like Yahoo Boys? by michaelwe1(m): 11:40pm On Jun 15, 2007 |
romeo: make that yahoo boy go begin find job for MSN oyeah? |