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Jokes EtcJehovah's Witnesses by michaelwe1(op): 4:19pm On Jul 03, 2007
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, "Religion?"

The man says, "Methodist."

St. Peter looks down his list, and says, "Go to room 24, but be very quiet as you pass room 8."

Another man arrives at the gates of heaven. "Religion?"

"Baptist."

"Go to room 18, but be very quiet as you pass room 8."

A third man arrives at the gates. "Religion?"

"Jewish."

"Go to room 11, but be very quiet as you pass room 8."

The man says, "I can understand there being different rooms for different religions, but why must I be quiet when I pass room 8?"

St. Peter tells him, "Well the Jehovah's Witnesses are in room 8, and they think they're the only ones here.
Jokes EtcJehovah's Witnesses by michaelwe1(op): 4:11pm On Jul 03, 2007
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, "Religion?"

The man says, "Methodist."

St. Peter looks down his list, and says, "Go to room 24, but be very quiet as you pass room 8."

Another man arrives at the gates of heaven. "Religion?"

"Baptist."

"Go to room 18, but be very quiet as you pass room 8."

A third man arrives at the gates. "Religion?"

"Jewish."

"Go to room 11, but be very quiet as you pass room 8."

The man says, "I can understand there being different rooms for different religions, but why must I be quiet when I pass room 8?"

St. Peter tells him, "Well the Jehovah's Witnesses are in room 8, and they think they're the only ones here. grin
Music/RadioRe: Why Do You Hate 50 Cent? by michaelwe1(op): 4:58pm On Jul 01, 2007
omogenaija:
50 sent is an excellent rapper , and even excellent rappers have some wack songs
Can you tell me any rapper that has sweet voice as fifty?
Music/RadioRe: Why Do You Hate 50 Cent? by michaelwe1(op): 7:45pm On Jun 28, 2007
danniecool:
Who told u will hate 50 cent, huh
Some hate and some luv
just want to know those that hate and the reason
Music/RadioRe: It Always Bothers Me "is 2pac Really Dead"? by michaelwe1(m): 6:44pm On Jun 28, 2007
Listen to Untouchable remix with Outlawz
Expect me as you Expect Jesus To Come Back
Expect Me Nigga
Am Coming
Music/RadioRe: Tongolo, San Bari Bobo, Konga Or Yahooze? by michaelwe1(m): 6:41pm On Jun 28, 2007
why me
why you
Music/RadioWhy Do You Hate 50 Cent? by michaelwe1(op): 6:32pm On Jun 28, 2007
I don't know why some niggaz hate 50 cent
Please can you give reasons why you hate 50?
Music/RadioRe: Is The South Dominating Hip-hop? by michaelwe1(m): 6:13pm On Jun 28, 2007
West Side For Life tongue
EducationRe: Osun State University by michaelwe1(m): 12:50am On Jun 27, 2007
What is the school website
EducationRe: Is It True? by michaelwe1(m): 12:49am On Jun 27, 2007
I don't think so
EducationRe: U Wanna Study In Sweden Or Finland? by michaelwe1(m): 12:10am On Jun 27, 2007
Interested too send more info here michaelweb1 @ yahoo. co.uk
EducationRe: Unilag Admissions 2007/2008 by michaelwe1(m): 10:52pm On Jun 26, 2007
Interested in this topic
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: E-mail Adds Of Nairaland Members by michaelwe1(m): 10:40pm On Jun 24, 2007
michael@myworld.com
Technology MarketRe: Help!scam by michaelwe1(m): 9:36pm On Jun 24, 2007
Jwhizzy:
Guys n girliz.I dnt knw wats hapenin.I've bin recievin massive scam mails in my box of late.First,i thot i should ignore bt its only gone worse.Nowadays,i get between 5 and 8 scam mails.I dnt knw why our boys would want 2 harm a fellow brother.Its reali pissing me off.What do u all suggest.R u having a similar xperienc,share it.Ciao
SAME HERE BRO
WebmastersRe: Free Ftp Hosting Wanted by michaelwe1(op): 10:10pm On Jun 23, 2007
smartsoft:
check ][url][/[b]www.awardspace.com[/burl]
I have try that but i dont know how to add sub domain
Do you have a yahoo im
Lets chat
mine is michaelweb1
WebmastersRe: Official Port Harcourt Forum? by michaelwe1(m): 8:18pm On Jun 23, 2007
cool site
WebmastersFree Ftp Hosting Wanted by michaelwe1(op): 5:49pm On Jun 23, 2007
I need a good free webhosting with ftp access
WebmastersRe: *** Get A Free Website *** (www.yourname.com) by michaelwe1(m): 5:42pm On Jun 23, 2007
TAOTAO:
*** GET A FREE WEBSITE *****
Seen is believing, Host website as low as N2,500 and design your website free of charge. Call 08066073688 or visit www.tonikhost.com and www.web.tonikhost.com for details.
Why did you say that is free?
WebmastersE-books On Web Designing by michaelwe1(op): 5:38pm On Jun 23, 2007
I need e-books on web designing
Free download
WebmastersRe: Can Anyone Help On How To Include Credit Card Payment On A Website? by michaelwe1(m): 10:56pm On Jun 22, 2007
@mambenanje
How are you doing?
WebmastersRe: Does Anybody Host As Low As N1000/year by michaelwe1(m): 10:43pm On Jun 22, 2007
i don't think so
WebmastersRe: Reliable Web Hosting For Nigerians by michaelwe1(m): 10:32pm On Jun 22, 2007
ic grin
WebmastersRe: Probs Hosting My Site Via Ftp! by michaelwe1(m): 1:11am On Jun 22, 2007
gbolio4:
Free hosting with stability and features beyond your wildest imaginationhuh Look no further mate . ,.

Go signup fast @ freehostia.com or awardspace.com

Then come back and say Thank-you wink
Thanx
Music/RadioRe: 2face's Embarrassing Skit(story) by michaelwe1(m): 1:02am On Jun 22, 2007
2 face baba
WebmastersRe: Online Website For Nigerian Students Www.gnstudents.com by michaelwe1(m): 5:58pm On Jun 21, 2007
cool cool
RomanceRe: You Fit Hold Body? (guys) by michaelwe1(m): 1:43am On Jun 16, 2007
Yes it is Possible
If the guy no get dkoko
Jokes EtcRe: A Nigerian Man Versus An American Man by michaelwe1(m): 1:24am On Jun 16, 2007
Cool grin
WebmastersRe: All Web Designers In Nigeria Are Amateurs by michaelwe1(m): 11:57pm On Jun 15, 2007
Kemjisuper:
@Abbywax

O merciful Director and CEO of this thread, Please check out my personal website and criticize it for the benefit of my improvement. There's not much in it at the moment, and please use soft words because I'm still an amateur. My dream is to do greater things with web designing and graphics in the very near future. Cheers

www.kemjisuper.faithweb.com
NICE TRY
RomanceRe: Can A Poor Man Love? by michaelwe1(m): 11:43pm On Jun 15, 2007
3d_hunter:
i wonder! poor as in "no hope for the future" or poor as in " not yet comfortable in life"
Not yet comfortable in life
RomanceRe: Why Do Girls Like Yahoo Boys? by michaelwe1(m): 11:40pm On Jun 15, 2007
romeo:
make that yahoo boy go begin find job for MSN
oyeah?

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