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Confused set of people...

Jamb, ministry of education and bloggers...

obiorathesubtle:
God doesn't hate me.

EPIC!!!

SANDOSKI:
Na you be my Padi, no worry urself too much. Very soon invitation cards and calendar go comot for una wedding

Damiladegold~ I dey wait

You will be among the bridal train and Smellymouth will be the best man

demiladegold:
ok, I'll manage the part you can but plus I don't even want China, I want paris

No problem, I love Paris too, I will start by buying the Eiffel Tower for u....

demiladegold:
so which 1% is a lie

That part where I can buy u the whole CHINA, e get some part for China wey dem no go gree sell to us, no matter how much we offer them...

TheSociopath:
Hmmmnn.....that task is hard. But imma do it for love...

Thank God u know the task is hard...

It's not only impossible but it's a suicide mission....


U can't steal her heart from me.

I love her scarra(in sadoski's voice)

SANDOSKI:
I don show......
Bros carry on, smellymouth and I dey ur back... Notin do you..

Demiladegold, make we talk gal to gal;{whispers into her ears, MidasTouche01 fit buy dey whole CHINA for you} dey guy fine scarra. Him don tell us na you be him soulmate,..

You know say SOULMATE CREAM no dey disappoint our hairs, no disappoint us

Thanks jare,

Demiladegold na true sandoski dey talk ooo, everything she talk na 99% true...

Torture-induced confessions/cries..

demiladegold:
you tell me

Hmmmm, let's start courting first...


Sandoski, smellymouth, coman be my witness ooo, I don find
My soul mate

demiladegold:
if you don't have money how will you take KIA of awa shildren...

anyways, since you have Money I dey kampe

I don dey lofe you already.... we never marry and u don dey think of our unborn children...

What should we do first?

SANDOSKI:

*Chai, dey tin tire me...........

Them dey mad ni jare

demiladegold:
really?... shey you have plenty money

Na Money u wan marry ni? Abi me?



I have money sha..... plenty of it...

Day11..... wahalahi God will bless you veli well, the OP expects us to believe this without quoting a source, Are we a leaner

demiladegold:
mo n woko o

Baby, search no more, I'm single and searching too


Searching x searching = conjugal bliss

Dem don start their rubbish again,



We don rest before ooooo

U should have posted the link na, why must we contact u before we know how to apply....

BlueWizAngel:
Cool man, are you choosing lautech as first or second choice

First and second....

mimzy:
They are so cute but if I get married to one of these guys..

Na to label him sure pass to avoid stories that touch

Na so oooo

Radarada⁷



Who this yeye body con help

sinaj:
every time

I doubt it

She calls what she was doing journalism


I call it 'ayonuso'

sinaj:
sexual urge start from your thoughts, the thing going on in ur mind.

U might prolly be thinking of a porn, a handsome guy u just met, or anything related to sex.

Nd those thought often comes up when you are alone doing nothing.


So d best thing to do, is pick urself up, get engaged in any activity or better still leave the room.

My dear sister, how many times has this worked for you

BlueWizAngel:
Computer science
Finished from federal polytechnic Nekede, Owerri.

And u?

Architecture, finished from Federal Polytechnic Ado-Ekiti.

If I catch the mod moving this threads to front page today, ama stone him/her ni

And this is news, how

Emodeee:
What's the consequence of registering for direct entry without regularization?

It has no consequence, u will just have to do the regularisation when you want to serve...

It's just that we get tired of what we have
......


Just like phone, I can't keep using z10 for long without getting tired of it, I will like to have BlackBerry Passport

sinaj:
La click ya dick bend

Wicked!!

zeberebe:
you are beautiful

I think u beauty is overrated (U fine o but not too much)

bettercreature:
They will lay them off again after the election

Wicked