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Ishitinyourlife:
No one is saying it is not as hard or worse in naija

Ishitinyourlife:
Go easy on your exaggeration,a constant 24hours of electricity for one house in the USA doesn't even amount to 30 houses here not to talk of millions of houses in naija.
My sister pays 1.3m yearly for electricity
Half of that would give you 12 litters of petrol everyday for a year in naija too

Biodun556:
Even the ibo masses themselves were campaigning for Atiku

Onechester:
The other day she asked me to pass her the Lipstick but i accidentally gave her the Glue stick.


She's still not talking to me ! .

Onechester:
Do you know why i hate the Lion King song


'i just can't wait to be king'


When you take a closer look at the movie, it could be called


'I just can't wait for my dad to be killed in a stampede'

Biodun556:
Why did their delegates vote for Atiku?

Ishitinyourlife:
who tf is talking about taxes, where did you see any mention of taxes here.
Does any of your words changes the fact that some things are 20 times more expensive in the USA.
When you make $50k a year then pay rent-$12k,water-$5k, light -$5k ,insurance-$10k$, internet $2k , phone bills-$3k , sales tax-everyday for the rest of your life,mammot health care plan,college bills- $10k yearly. Then real tax
You're left with a resounding -$0 .
I have dozens of friends and relatives living all over Europe and america and in contrast to what people like you think it's fvcking difficult to get by there too.
Half of graduates in the USA spends Years paying back school loans you don't have in naija.
So you don't know how shit goes there bruh

Ishitinyourlife:
My sister's electricity bill yearly in San Francisco is more than all your bills in a year as a Nigerian

Biodun556:
Play your game well it will be your turn, Yorubas worked for it.

Biodun556:
W did it for 14 years. Jonathan 6 yrs, Buhari yrs

Biodun556:
W did it for 14 years. Jonathan 6 yrs, Buhari yrs

Biodun556:
W did it for 14 years. Jonathan 6 yrs, Buhari yrs

Biodun556:
W did it for 14 years. Jonathan 6 yrs, Buhari yrs

Onechester:
A blind woman told her boyfriend "i am seeing someone"
It's either Terrible News or Great News

Onechester:
I felt like i got some magical thing in my body going on

i would have like to elaborate more on that but that's a topic on its own!

Onechester:
his grandfather while sleeping probably dead with people screaming in the car involve an an auto accident

Onechester:
"The first time i called myself a 'witch' was the most magical moment of my life"

Onechester:
I don't need an unstable relationship to teach me the evils about broken promises. I have parents for that!

Onechester:
When i grow


I want die peacefully like my grandfather in his sleep


Not screaming like the passengers in his car.

Onechester:
I started crying when dad was cutting onions. Onions was such a good dog !

Golan007:
I don't know why I find this funny.

Onechester:
He will burn to death

Onechester:
No the son wasn't holding the ladder when he asked. So technically, he fell down to the ground because the ladder wasn't balanced and the son wasn't there to support the ladder!

Onechester:
When we were kids we used to be afraid of the dark


But when we grew up


The electricity bill now make us afraid of the light ! !

Onechester:
My girlfriend broke up with me

I stole her wheelchair

Guess who came crawling back!!

Onechester:
A murderer was being executed when the executor asked him


"any last request"


"yes" the murderer on a electric chair said "please hold my hand"

Onechester:
My great grandfather words to me before he kicked the bucket :


"Hey son, watch how far i can kick this bucket!"

Onechester:
Give a man a plane ticket he will fly for the day


Push him down at 3,000 feets, he will fly for the rest of his life.

Onechester:
Give a man a match and he will be warm for some few hours.


Burn him up with fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life.