MUCH TWIST





My grandfather last words to me before he died :


"Are you still holding the ladder? "

My wife left a note on the fridge which said

"this isn't working!".

I am not sure what she's talking about.

I open the fridge and its working fine.

Give a man a match and he will be warm for some few hours.

Burn him up with fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Give a man a plane ticket he will fly for the day

Push him down at 3,000 feets, he will fly for the rest of his life.

My great grandfather words to me before he kicked the bucket :

"Hey son, watch how far i can kick this bucket!"

A murderer was being executed when the executor asked him


"any last request"


"yes" the murderer on a electric chair said "please hold my hand"

My girlfriend broke up with me

I stole her wheelchair

Guess who came crawling back!!

When we were kids we used to be afraid of the dark

But when we grew up

The electricity bill now make us afraid of the light ! !

Onechester:
MUCH TWIST

PLEASE ONLY READ IF YOU UNDERSTAND TWISTED WORDS ! ! !

My grandfather last words to me before he died :

"Are you still holding the ladder? "

indirectly he killed his father, who asked hm to let go of the ladder.

Onechester:
My wife left a note on the fridge which said


"this isn't working!".


I am not sure what she's talking about.


I open the fridge and its working fine.

omo she's talking abt yr relationship.

Onechester:
Give a man a match and he will be warm for some few hours.


Burn him up with fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life.

IDU- I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

Onechester:
Give a man a plane ticket he will fly for the day


Push him down at 3,000 feets, he will fly for the rest of his life.

Of course, he would fly as a ghost.

Onechester:
My great grandfather words to me before he kicked the bucket :


"Hey son, watch how far i can kick this bucket!"

I'am guessing he didn't die at that time, he only literally kick the bucket.

Onechester:
A murderer was being executed when the executor asked him


"any last request"


"yes" the murderer on a electric chair said "please hold my hand"

Master mind, oga doesn't wanna die alone.

Onechester:
My girlfriend broke up with me

I stole her wheelchair

Guess who came crawling back!!

Funny, how do you expect her to leave when you stole her wheelchair?

Mide1data:


indirectly he killed his father, who asked hm to let go of the ladder.

No the son wasn't holding the ladder when he asked. So technically, he fell down to the ground because the ladder wasn't balanced and the son wasn't there to support the ladder!

Mide1data:

omo she's talking abt yr relationship.

Yes

Onechester:
When we were kids we used to be afraid of the dark


But when we grew up


The electricity bill now make us afraid of the light ! !

Okay this one really cracked me up.

Mide1data:

IDU- I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

He will burn to death

Onechester:

No the son wasn't holding the ladder when he asked. So technically, he fell down to the ground because the ladder wasn't balanced and the son wasn't there to support the ladder!

Oh!!!!

Mide1data:


I'am guessing he didn't die at that time, he only literally kick the bucket.

Yeah

Mide1data:

Master mind, oga doesn't wanna die alone.

Haha

Onechester:
He will burn to death

Now that will keep him warm for ever.

I started crying when dad was cutting onions. Onions was such a good dog !

When i grow

I want die peacefully like my grandfather in his sleep

Not screaming like the passengers in his car.

Onechester:
I started crying when dad was cutting onions. Onions was such a good dog !

I guess their family eats dog.

I don't need an unstable relationship to teach me the evils about broken promises. I have parents for that!

Mide1data:

I guess their family eats dog.

your guess is right

Onechester:
I don't need an unstable relationship to teach me the evils about broken promises. I have parents for that!

Virtually almost everyone has experienced broken promises especially from their parents.

Onechester:
When i grow


I want die peacefully like my grandfather in his sleep


Not screaming like the passengers in his car.

I don't get this one.

"The first time i called myself a 'witch' was the most magical moment of my life"

Onechester:
"The first time i called myself a 'witch' was the most magical moment of my life"

IDU

Mide1data:


Virtually almost everyone has experienced broken promises especially from their parents.



I don't get this one.

his grandfather while sleeping probably dead with people screaming in the car involve an an auto accident