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CrimeRe: Woman Uses Real Human As A Dog In China (photos) by midolian(m): 9:59am On Sep 13, 2016
Instead of saving the poor fellow from the lizard devouring witch, some are busy taking pictures. This world sef!
CrimeRe: 50-year-old Man In Ogun Rapes 13-Year-Old Girl (photo) by midolian(m):
Rape will never stop until we come up with a very painful penalty for it. The Nigerian law romances rapists.

If a potential rapist knows the penalty for such evil act is one of the following, he will never do it unless he is cursed.

https://www.storypick.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/punishment11.jpg
Impalement

https://www.storypick.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/punishment12.jpg
Crushed under an elephant

https://www.storypick.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/punishment10.jpg
Sawed in half, starting from the balls undecided
PoliticsRe: Throw Back Photos Of Ngozi Okonjo-iweala by midolian(m): 7:51am On Sep 13, 2016
Who would have known this cute lil thing ll grow up to be a first class text book economist. smiley
CelebritiesRe: Ifeanyi Azodo Arrested For Robbery (Photo) by midolian(m):
Its in the blood!

Maybe this is why I don't like his films. He acts like he is bn forced to act. The best part of him has always preferred robbery to acting angry
RomanceRe: I am dying , Dis Shocking Tin Apuns Weneva My Boifrnd Is Abt 2 Erupt During S*x by midolian(m):
The way some women dey love without logic sef dey baffle me cheesy cheesy cheesy

Women sometimes are logical until they begin to taste penls. The sweetness of it betrays them and makes them think stupid.
PoliticsRe: Photo : Reno Omokri Dugs Up A Tweet Oby Ezekwesili Made In 2015 To Support APC by midolian(m):
Since Jonathan lost election, this pastor has been more active on social media criticizing the Buhari's government than in the church., forgetting that he is a part of the problem this administration has been trying so hard to solve.

Well, when things get better, We hope to see more of him in the church. This is important...if not for anything but deliverance.
CelebritiesRe: Charles Novia Says Olajumoke Has Been Dumped And Used As He Predicted by midolian(m): 6:31pm On Sep 12, 2016
Novia should STFU pls! Do you expect us to continue celebrating her forever? Even the biggest of celebrities don't always grace headlines.
TravelRe: Keke Driver And Policeman In Scuffle In Uyo (pics) by midolian(m):
If you want to humble a criminal during arrest, hold him by the trouser - Nigerian Police (1960) grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Caught Trying To Rub Oil On A Girl's Privates During Deliverance (pic) by midolian(m):
See hin eyes..you wan rub oil ontop woman toto...wetin remain if no be servicing grin grin grin

The easiest way to scam a black man today is by having people call you a man of God. You ld tell an african woman she has spiritual problems and the only way to get out of it is by having marathon sex with her. She would believe and open wide her dirty legs for penetration. Pls, why are brains far from places considered to be holy? angry huh huh huh
Foreign AffairsRe: Mugabe Unveils New Statue Of Himself As Zimbabwe Endures Economic Crisis [PHOTO] by midolian(op): 5:24pm On Sep 12, 2016
Section8:
He suppose order the execution of the artist
The Mugabe I know won't let this artist go scot-free. People have been making a mockery of the work since it was unveiled. I say R.I.P in advance to him.
Foreign AffairsRe: Mugabe Unveils New Statue Of Himself As Zimbabwe Endures Economic Crisis [PHOTO] by midolian(op): 5:14pm On Sep 12, 2016
Section8:
Heheheheh warrisdiz?? The statue be like say na better sh!t and hunger dey fire am
The thing don dey make me laugh since aswear. cheesy cheesy

Mugabe just dey run Zimbabwe like say na beer parlour. Thank God I am Nigerian
Foreign AffairsMugabe Unveils New Statue Of Himself As Zimbabwe Endures Economic Crisis [PHOTO] by midolian(op): 5:09pm On Sep 12, 2016
[img]http://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/news/2016/09/11/108207700-small_trans++YQNnVpRdJUy4jFi6LmeQ1BQE1nRp5w6q4jA7p00ka7s.jpg[/img]
Robert Mugabe unveils a new statue of himself.

President Robert Mugabe has unveiled a 3.8-metre statue of himself at the same time as Zimbabwe suffers its worst economic crisis in years.

The cartoon-like statue depicts the 92-year-old in defiant attitude, with one arm raised above his head and fist clenched, wearing his trademark thick-framed glasses.

It was produced over six months by Dominic Benhura, a local sculptor whose work has been exhibited around the world.

Mr Benhura was pictured standing nervously beside the statute along with Mr Mugabe and his wife, Grace.

Mr Mugabe said the work had been donated as “charity”.

“To see oneself reproduced this way, it’s something that should be more appreciated than just by saying 'thank you',” he was quoted by the state Herald newspaper as saying during the unveiling ceremony. “I will say in an African way and in our own way, personally, thank you in a deeper way because it has gone deep in my heart.”

Mr Benhura said he had spent six months producing the likeness of Mr Mugabe after being commissioned by the presidency.  

“I wanted to make it as big as possible,” he said. “This is our number one so I wanted to give it a strong impression.”

But his work was ridiculed by Zimbabweans on social media, who characterised it as: “Superman in the style of The Simpsons".

Others suggested that Mr Benhura had committed "career suicide". "The poor chap is probably at Chikurubi prison by now," another wrote, referring to Zimbabwe’s best-known jail. 

The unveiling came after Patrick Chinamasa, the Zimbabwean finance minister, completed a tour of Europe in a bid to secure agreement for an International Monetary Fund bail-out. The government has also announced a plan to axe 25,000 public sector jobs.  

The dire economic conditions have prompted a rare strike by teachers, doctors and nurses and even more rare protests against Mr Mugabe’s regime by a coalition of opposition parties which police have put down brutally.

Mr Mugabe warned on Friday that his “patience” with such indiscipline had limits and hinted at a ban on social media sites like Facebook and Twitter that are thought to have helped bring together protesters.

“"Let these opposition parties and all those groups be warned that our patience has limits and will definitely soon run out,” he said. "If we take actions which are painful they have only themselves to blame."
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/11/robert-mugabe-unveils-new-statue-of-himself-as-zimbabwe-endures/

Lalasticlala
PoliticsRe: EFCC Recovers N46b From Oil Marketers-the Nation by midolian(m): 9:22am On Sep 12, 2016
Ishilove:
The thunder that will fire all these people collaborating to make life hard for the average Nigerian has table of contents.
grin grin grin grin

This your thunder ehn! grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Angry Woman Cuts Off Man's joystick For Not Making Eye Contact During Sex[photo] by midolian(m): 11:01pm On Sep 11, 2016
How do u make eye contact with a quarter past nine lady. You never can tell the direction she is looking. This is sad!
PoliticsRe: National Assembly Fails To Account For N9 Billion - Audit Report by midolian(op): 8:19pm On Sep 11, 2016
drss2:
witchhunting news everywia. dis govt is trying to distract nigerians from sometin.
Abeg carry your yeye thinking go another thread jarey angry
PoliticsRe: National Assembly Fails To Account For N9 Billion - Audit Report by midolian(op): 7:46pm On Sep 11, 2016
All our lawmakers deserve to be torn into pieces by a blast. Just one gathering, just one blast!

The problem I have with Shekau is that he goes about bombing innocent people. He won't go bombing where his service is most needed. He is a bastard! angry angry
PoliticsNational Assembly Fails To Account For N9 Billion - Audit Report by midolian(op): 7:37pm On Sep 11, 2016
The National Assembly management failed to account for a total expenditure of over N9.4 billion in 2014, the latest audit report has revealed.

The money included N9.39 billion for which no “documentary evidence” was provided and a N47 million to be returned to government coffers out of which only N360,000 was returned; giving a total of N9,440,844,572 (nine billion, four hundred and forty million, eight hundred and four thousand, five hundred and seventy two Naira).

The audit report of government bodies (2009-2014) was submitted to the Clerk to the National Assembly in March 2016 as statutorily provided. The full contents were recently publicly disclosed by the Office of the Auditor General of the Federation on its website.

The report indicted several government bodies of illegal and profligate spending, and failing to remit over N3 trillion into government’s treasury.

Apart from the National Assembly, other key bodies indicted include the state oil company, Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation, Ministry of Interior, the Presidency, Central Bank of Nigeria and some foreign missions.

According to the report, between January and December, 2014 under the leadership of David Mark as Senate President and Salisu Maikasuwa as the Clerk, the Management Department of the National Assembly Commission transferred N9,392,995,515.00 (Nine billion, three hundred and ninety-two million, nine hundred and ninety-five thousand, five hundred and fifteen naira) from the general services account to other accounts in different banks.

The purposes stated for the transfer include Senate General Services, Appropriation, Constitutional Review, House of Representatives Services, UNDP Projects and Research Office Services.

However, “no expenditure returns or documentary evidence were rendered to account for how these sums were expended,” the report said, raising question of accountability and legality.

In another case, the report disclosed that the National Assembly management remitted only N360,000, out of a N47 million balance of total personnel vote release and actual expenditure for 2014.

“It was further observed that the total Personnel Vote release for the year 2014 was N1,856,510,517.00 (One billion, eight hundred and fifty-six million, five hundred and ten thousand, five hundred and seventeen naira), and the Actual Expenditure for the same period was N1,808,661,460.18 (One billion, eight hundred and eight million, six hundred and sixty-one thousand, four hundred and sixty naira, eighteen kobo), resulting in a balance of N47,849,057.00 (Forty-seven million, eight hundred and forty-nine thousand, fifty-seven naira).

“However, only an amount of N360,115.08 (Three hundred and sixty thousand, one hundred and fifteen naira, eight kobo) was paid back to treasury at the end of the year.”

No Denial

In May – after the audit report had been submitted to the National Assembly, the Senate Committee on Public Accounts led by Andy Uba (PDP-Anambra) held a public hearing during which a number of government bodies refuted certain findings of the audit report, particularly the disclosure that they didn’t submit their internal audit reports between 2009 and 2014.

Some of the bodies that challenged aspects of the report were CBN, the Ministry of Petroleum Resources, Nigerian Ports Authority (NPA), Tertiary Education Trust Fund (TETFUND) and Nigeria Pension Commission.

However, the National Assembly has not denied the findings of the audit report as they related to the lawmaking body – though its committee castigated the then Auditor-General of the Federation, Samuel Ukara, for an “unsatisfactory report”, cashing in on complaints by other government bodies.

The law says the National Assembly should refer the audit report to its committee on Public Accounts for consideration.

After considering the report, the committee is empowered to pass a resolution to either publish the report in the National Assembly journal or government’s official gazette.

Since the committee considered the report, it has not passed the resolution for its publication in either channel.

Efforts to reach Mr. Uba for comments were not fruitful. He did not pick calls to his phone or reply to text message.

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National Assembly
http://saharareporters.com/2016/09/11/national-assembly-fails-account-n9-billion-audit-report
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Arrested In Anambra With Twelve Stolen Children by midolian(m): 10:06am On Sep 11, 2016
casttlebarbz:
ar u serious or just bein sacarstic
what does it look like bro? grin grin grin
FamilyRe: CHANGE: What This Lady Was Seen Wearing On Her Wedding Day Will Totaly Shock You by midolian(m): 10:02am On Sep 11, 2016
Until we are forced by circumstances, we never have an idea of how creative we are. How many of us knew a mosquito net and a well cut sac can make a wedding gown?
CrimeRe: Recession: Man Jumps To Death In Lagos Over Nigeria Economy (graphic Photos) by midolian(m):
Abeeegi, enough of this recession lies. If people get defeated by the demons surrounding them, you blame it on Buhari/recession.

Its a grave Sin to commit suicide and there is worse recession in hell than on earth.... These I believe are common knowledge to all muslims and christians.

You don't indirectly or directly tell He that gave you life he has no plans for you by ending your life yourself. He has plans for even the smallest of creations your eyes cannot clearly see.
TravelRe: Armless Man Falls From Train In Ilorin, Dies by midolian(op): 7:26am On Sep 11, 2016
Tallesty1:
Even without arms, his village uncles still won't let him be
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
CrimeRe: Man absconds with Ex-wife’s Newborn Baby To Negotiate Dowry Refund (photo) by midolian(m): 7:05am On Sep 11, 2016
Holding a day old baby hostage because of N40,000 dowry? huh huh

Indeed, there are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.

Continue to Rest In Peace Mahatma Gandhi. You almost saw it all.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Arrested In Anambra With Twelve Stolen Children by midolian(m):
He means well. He probably wants to open an orphanage home for the children even when their parents are alive and kicking. He is a rare breed of a "Man of God".


Mods, we need to celebrate this b-east. Beans don done.
CelebritiesRe: Lupita Nyong'o Slays In Dress And Jewelry Worth Over $600,000 At TIFF 2016 by midolian(m): 6:48am On Sep 11, 2016
Where is the dress and the jewelry? huh

Do people cover jewelries with the clothes they put on?

Why do we love to deceive ourselves? You see a dress and jewelry and you just put a price tag on it because you have a blog where you spread lies.

Even the Kenya she comes from doesn't need this much to become a sane country.
TravelArmless Man Falls From Train In Ilorin, Dies by midolian(op): 6:31am On Sep 11, 2016
It was a tragic situation in Ilorin, the Kwara state capital yesterday when an armless man fell from a moving train and died on the spot.

The incident, according to THISDAY checks, occurred around Post Office area, GRA, Ilorin at about 9.10am when the Lagos to Kano train took off from the Nigerian Railway Corporation (NRC) station in Ilorin.

The victim, it was gathered, was said to be traveling to Kano for the forthcoming Sallah celebration when the incident occurred.

Confirming the development to journalists in Ilorin yesterday, the Station Manager, NRC, Ilorin, Mr. Godwin Ehinziyore said the station had warned that no passenger should hang on the train.

Ehinziyore explained that the announcement had been repeatedly made in Yoruba, Igbo and Hausa languages to the effect that hanging on a moving train was risky. He said the corporation could not be held responsible for whatever happens to illegal passengers who choose to hang on the train.

He, however, said the corpse of the victim had been deposited in a mortuary in Ilorin by the officials of the corporation.
http://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2016/09/11/man-falls-from-train-in-ilorin-dies/
CelebritiesRe: Checkout What This Choirmistress Wore During Ministering Thats Goes Viral by midolian(m):
What is this? angry

Not even Pastor Adeboye or Kumuyi will see this without an er-ection on a Sunday morning like this. How can a girl with perfect curves wear something revealing as this without condemnation by the elders in the church? Could it be because she is white?

Well, who doesn't love to have a sweet view?
RomanceRe: How Do I Stop Her From Wearing Nose Ring by midolian(m): 11:38pm On Sep 10, 2016
Ishilove:
Nothing wrong in a nose ring. You Nigerian men are so local tongue
Don't blame Naija men. My entire life, the kind of girls I have seen in Nigeria using Nose ring live wayward life. In India on the other hand, the best kind of women use it.
RomanceRe: How Do I Stop Her From Wearing Nose Ring by midolian(m): 11:00pm On Sep 10, 2016
Ishilove:
So this is how they toast woman in ya village? By stronging face? huh
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Monitoring demon.. I have not made up my mind to toast her yet. I want to be sure she doesn't use a nose ring in reality..cos u knw pictures cld be deceptive
RomanceRe: How Do I Stop Her From Wearing Nose Ring by midolian(m): 10:49pm On Sep 10, 2016
LuvU2:
Which ward huh
huh huh
RomanceRe: How Do I Stop Her From Wearing Nose Ring by midolian(m): 10:33pm On Sep 10, 2016
[quote author=LuvU2 post=49251469][/quote]you look cute without a nose ring. Can I know you? angry
Christianity EtcRe: I'm Just Tired Of Going To Church! Is This Normal? by midolian(m): 10:24pm On Sep 10, 2016
The fear of tithes is the beginning of wisdom. grin grin


Jokes apart OP, I feel the church we need is within us. Do good always. No excuse is acceptable for doing bad.
RomanceRe: How Do I Stop Her From Wearing Nose Ring by midolian(m): 10:00pm On Sep 10, 2016
BeeBeeOoh:
You are scarce in politics section these days, its like the Chainji dey romance you wellahuh tongue
cheesy cheesy cheesy

For now bro, I am just observing. Will resume soon.

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