Rule No.1

Never allow a hookup girl know ur house. Your parents are saving your life without you even realising it. Many if this hookup girls have armed robbers connect. If they mean you, they will give robbers access to your house and the rest is a story of wailing, coffin, jollof rice, meat, toothpick

I dey band B, in 2 days na only 10 minutes light we see, if we dey lucky we fit see 3hrs of light in 4 days

BscHolder:
why una think say gays plenty for prison?

No mind us na cruise thing. Its predominant in U.S prisons. Gay intercourse in Nigeria prison is codedly and low-key unlike U.S prisons that u can enter shower and see gay orgy

With that him big yansh, he should just look for the biggest and baddest in the prison make e dey lash am in exchange for protection. Without protection, him anus will never remain the same

No gun control in Nigeria, see weapon cache like say dem dey go for war

Don't give up, keep innovating until you arrive at something that will move market like hell

Na we dey cause am, on a norms anywhere this thing start we supposed gather dem en masse dey beat them like thieves. Next time they will think twice before they decide to rear that their ugly heads again

mu2sa2:
Congratulations on achieving a milestone in your life's ambition!

Lol, Thank u!!!

Ghen ghen ...

Yaaaaay my first FTC in over 4 years of been a member of nairaland. Oga seun how market nau?

Nursepepeye:
Pure hatered

Pure hatred mixed with jealousy. Most of them don't have a thousand naira to their name

I was there yesterday na hausa guys do this rubbish, the person they shot was one of their fellow hausa criminal. They used that as an excuse to start destroying people's cars and burning people's shops.

and this kind of occurrence now becomes a norm in Nigeria. We just read the news, light weed, puff puff, pass

Life goes on.

Before they killed them in that manner it must have been for a reason, maybe they got info that they have been killing farmers and destroying farmlands

Musa wada sounds like kogi

Thats how its supposed to be. People of 18 and above should go for age declaration.

No be by mouth ooo

Both terrorists and kidnappers have sponsors, the sponsors own majority of the ill gotten proceeds. Once they catch them alive its not long until they bail them out. A relation of mine is a Police officer and they caught some fulani kidnappers, it wasn't up to three hours when one 'Big man' called and told them nothing should happen to that kidnapper or all of them at the command will risk losing their job. They transferred the kidnapper to force hq and from there dem no hear the guy matter again.

Most of them look like terrorist from Somalia

Read the news, puf puf pas, 🚬, life goes on

Use jiji app to search for accommodation in that location. Even if u don't see the one u like, most of the ppl posting houses are agents. U can secure their number and follow up from there

Any girl into anime is my type

But seriously, don't be pressured into marriage to someone u don't like, because after marriage u will start seeing ur specs everywhere and na dat time u go hate ur husband even more

Break off the engagement ASAP so u both don't live many years of tears and regret when it could have been avoided

I see an old tired man, full of accomplishments but not with some regrets in his life. Never tattoo on yourself that which can be a disappointment any second

Some of us logged in to X (FMA Twitter ) only to discover #Tatata is trending, what could be the reason for this?

If una like make una no go buy weapons retaliate

She is patiently waiting for him to give up the ghost

See wetin Humanbean who put "APC is ruining my fab life" dey post. May sense locate your destiny

Their cup don full hope this reaches front page as well and something done about it. Or maybe Seun should create a section specifically for begging. Any body that is feeling too rich should go to the section and do dorime for the beggars

Dis one don reason am say church na scam...

We wish him good luck in 8 years time