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franugo:
Cries like a baby Sure you know how babies cry so?

You dey mind all these yeye bloggers?

Talk to bill gates

Congrats my church member lemme go and collect my share

Bill gates on the beat

The most coveted award in the world of football is about to be claimed by one of these tonight. Who is your favourite for the win?

Jude Bellingham (England, Real Madrid)
Hakan Çalhanoğlu (Turkey, Inter)
Dani Carvajal (Spain, Real Madrid)
Rúben Dias (Portugal, Manchester City)
Artem Dovbyk (Ukraine, Dnipro / Girona / Roma)
Phil Foden (England, Manchester City)
Alejandro Grimaldo (Spain, Bayer Leverkusen)
Erling Haaland (Norway, Manchester City)
Mats Hummels (Germany, Dortmund)
Harry Kane (England, Bayern Munich)
Toni Kroos (Germany, Real Madrid)
Ademola Lookman (Nigeria, Atalanta)
Emiliano Martínez (Argentina, Aston Villa)
Lautaro Martínez (Argentina, Inter )
Kylian Mbappé (France, PSG / Real Madrid)
Martin Ødegaard (Norway, Arsenal)
Dani Olmo (Spain, Leipzig / Barcelona)
Cole Palmer (England, Manchester City / Chelsea)
Declan Rice (England, Arsenal)
Rodri (Spain, Manchester City)
Antonio Rüdiger (Germany, Real Madrid)
Bukayo Saka (England, Arsenal)
William Saliba (France, Arsenal)
Federico Valverde (Uruguay, Real Madrid)
Vinicius Jr (Brazil, Real Madrid)
Vitinha (Portugal, PSG)
Nico Williams (Spain, Athletic Club)
Florian Wirtz (Germany, Bayer Leverkusen)
Granit Xhaka (Switzerland, Bayer Leverkusen)
Lamine Yamal (Spain, Barcelona)

Seems Democratic Party is majored by illuminati members.

Person livelyhood don go...

Lol, sins of the father. Let him come to Nigeria, he can come and be shining shoes for turji bello

Gwo gwo gwo ngwo

The minister people praised most was Interior Minister Tunji Ojo. I won't be surprised if he retains his position. And obviously Wike isn't going anywhere too.

Someone that has been killing and terrorising, are you supposed to arrest or kill him? Tufiakwa

Skyfornia:
For the past two years, I have been bathing thrice daily. So yes, I bathe before bedtime.

Your body go don fade by now

Dangote wise pass them. E get why e make that statement. Now NNPC has run to come and talk their own

Where is your location?

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If you are wealthy you can marry both of them or make the sales girl your baby mama

Let me tell you a short story. There once was a guy who his mother was almost killed by a Man owing her some money. So instead of coming to nairaland to ask what he should do, he quietly went to the streets and secured a gun. He then travelled down to the village where the incident occurred without informing anyone. He tracked the evil man and monitored his movements until he was sure he was alone and emptied the whole clip into his chest, and making sure his face was the last thing he saw. He went back to where he came from and had a strong alibi in case of mhmm. The end.

Rule No.1

Never allow a hookup girl know ur house. Your parents are saving your life without you even realising it. Many if this hookup girls have armed robbers connect. If they mean you, they will give robbers access to your house and the rest is a story of wailing, coffin, jollof rice, meat, toothpick

I dey band B, in 2 days na only 10 minutes light we see, if we dey lucky we fit see 3hrs of light in 4 days

BscHolder:
why una think say gays plenty for prison?

No mind us na cruise thing. Its predominant in U.S prisons. Gay intercourse in Nigeria prison is codedly and low-key unlike U.S prisons that u can enter shower and see gay orgy

With that him big yansh, he should just look for the biggest and baddest in the prison make e dey lash am in exchange for protection. Without protection, him anus will never remain the same

No gun control in Nigeria, see weapon cache like say dem dey go for war

Don't give up, keep innovating until you arrive at something that will move market like hell

Na we dey cause am, on a norms anywhere this thing start we supposed gather dem en masse dey beat them like thieves. Next time they will think twice before they decide to rear that their ugly heads again

mu2sa2:
Congratulations on achieving a milestone in your life's ambition!

Lol, Thank u!!!

Ghen ghen ...

Yaaaaay my first FTC in over 4 years of been a member of nairaland. Oga seun how market nau?

Nursepepeye:
Pure hatered

Pure hatred mixed with jealousy. Most of them don't have a thousand naira to their name

I was there yesterday na hausa guys do this rubbish, the person they shot was one of their fellow hausa criminal. They used that as an excuse to start destroying people's cars and burning people's shops.