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All these times I have been playing call of duty, it feels surreal knowing some people are actually living in it at the moment.

Always russia, Always russia

From game to real life, Always russia

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Big yansh

Imagine dressing up like Kanye, only to park your car one side and start trekking/jogging like sky-b all the way from main gate too class room

Stanchem029:
A notorious scamme.r is behind that account. His name is Anthony Munachi Okeke. He is a serial impersonator, well known here.

Jeez. Thanks Man. Ppl no get shame...

Please nairalanders, who has idea if Cedi is sold by bureau de change operators in Lagos and how much is their rate, if not for those of us in ghana, how much do we exchange naira for cedi? Thank you

Please who knows how much they are selling cedi in lagos?

How does one have sex with someone old enough to be their ancestor

Let him buy Zithromax (made by Pfizer) its around 5k

The way these guys are organizing themselves has changed the whole narrative of terrorism. This is now Warfare and the Nigeria military should brace for serious impact.

My Advice is for the government to stop treating them as terrorists/bandits and start treating them as a Foreign army that is invading our land.

What is Dead may never Die

Bleep....

Oga u sef use your 99 Intelligency

Location: Lugbe, Abuja

Dear Nairalanders,

We don't normally buy akara outside, we make it at home ourselves. But today we were feeling rich and decided to buy from a woman not far from our house. We bought N300 worth of akara on our way back from church, a total of 32 pieces were given (N10 apiece).The sizes on the other hand was nothing to write home about though...

In one of the pics, you will see how I arranged nine pieces of akara on a single slice of bread.

I missed the days when 10kobo will get you 10 huge pieces and N300 akara will feed the entire village. A single akara will cover half slice of bread.

How about you guys, has it gotten this bad in your area?

Lol, nigga says married women the bash pass single mothers

Please explain to us the part where he confirmed ur puna smells like dead fish

When i first saw the topic on FP i was wondering.... Who gave them admission? What was their admission list like...

sulymon:
Are you for part time or full time? Drop ur mobile number to be added on (Department) WhatsApp group.

Boss i don send u email ooo

Maka why?

And there u have it

Make una remember say na 5 dem dey pick per state

Upon all grasshoppers and paramecium u draw for secondary school, common working place logo u no sabi draw

Upon that, u no sabi the names of ur ogas dem.... Hmmmm

And ur suing the colonial masters of ur ancestors....

Pray make that bank no sack u,
What embarrassment to our country

braine:
With this your English, na only you o.

Hahahaha, it have pained me ooo

Jus dey imagine say na only me be Criminology student this set....

If ur four msc Criminalogy, please indicated thyself

Abi na only me waka come?

Please, prospective criminologists lets connect

Zero eight 1 6 eight 6 1 six 3 5 Zero

Shiiittttt.....Could've sworn i saw ruggedman and blackfaze...

A tribute to a player, a king and a god

Cry no more, for what Barca couldn't offer you, psg has smelt their ass so they could afford you

Up Goat

SAD007:
Petition d dpo that released such a suspect !!! make him use head carry the wahala!!

We r going to the station today, an arrest warrant is needed to bring that guy in

ABUJA!
JUNGLE JUSTICE AND YOUNG MAN IN SEARCH FOR JOB
A CALL FOR JUSTICE FOR Emmanuel Christopher.

A graduate of Pure and Applied Chemistry from the Niger Delta University now residing in Abuja Nigeria, was almost beaten to death by the actions of a young Hausa man.

HOW IT STARTED

It was a sunny morning, on Tuesday 27th July 2021, Emmanuel Christopher took a cab from his residence and went straight to PEAK INTEGRATED WELLNESS CENTRE, MABUCHI DISTRICT, along GITTO, after ZEUS PARADISE HOTEL, where he was scheduled for a job interview.

After the job interview and being new in that particular area, he asked a lanky looking black guy, whose accent gave him away as Hausa, for directions. The guy pointed him towards where he'll board a vehicle. Emma crossed over to where he'll get a vehicle and was on call waiting for a cab to come along and the fraction of a millisecond too small. The lanky guy who had given him directions rushed towards him and started landing him blow after blow while screaming to the general public that the young man had taken his penis! Instantly the mob assembled, those with planks and those with stones, those with what ever type of weapon they could carry, they started hitting him, no one wanted to hear but he managed to scream as loud as his vocal cords could carry, "i did not do it, i only came for a job interview at that organization over there".

How it happened was a mystery and the next things he was the gate of the firm he had just left to seek for a job, even at that point he was still brutalized by aggrieved individuals. The management of the firm was called and asked to confirm if he had indeed been there for an interview. They confirmed, but even their confirmation was not enough, those who threw stones will still occasionally throw while the management queried them to stop, pleading with them to take him to a police station instead of the jungle justice they were meeting on him, but no one wanted to hear. They were already assembling their usual way of burning people by bringing put tire and everything they needed for the wickedness which they were already perpetrating. The boys father appeared from nowhere and asked them to set Emma free that he was innocent, even till that moment the people refused. At this point attention was then given to the boy, after Emma had been beaten and sustained serious and life threatening injuries.

He was asked how he knew he had lost his manhood, he was asked if Emma touched him. He said he felt something go inside of him and that Emma had not touched him, so they took him to a brothel to probably test run his manhood while those with planks, stones, tire and petrol guarded Emma waiting to put him to death. Few moments later, the boy appeared with the people that went with him, smiling as though nothing had happened.

Meanwhile the management of the organization had already informed the Police and just moments after the boy appeared, they were both handed to the Police. This incident occurred on Tuesday the 27th of July 2021 and the boy was released 28 July 2021.
We call on all relevant authorities to investigate this issue and allow the law to take its course. The life of every Nigerian is precious and no one has the right to pull such an expensive joke on another. If he had died, we would have lost a young graduate who did nothing wrong but waking up in the morning, taking his bath and went for a job interview.

This brings back memory of the Aluu four that were brutally murdered by villagers. Jungle justice is not just a crime, it is the hallmark of a society that has lost its moral compass. We call on all relevant authorities to investigate the issue at hand, bring the culprits to justice and compensate the young man for the ordeal he was meant to face that horrible Tuesday morning. He was not a thief, he was not a murderer, he was just a young man who had served his father's land and was looking for a job to survive. He did not deserve any of this.

The accuser goes by the name ismaila, and there are unconfirmed reports of him being released already from mabuchi police station.

We need justice for EMMANUEL CHRISTOPHER

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1. Trust in God
2. No marry
3. Hustle ooo

Isvo:
Hi, do you have any idea on how I can go about 2021/2022 post utme in unilag, am a bit confused

Sorry, i know nothing of undergraduate admission, try searching related groups on facebook and post a question on the platform

I dey Msc. Criminology, same department perhaps?