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Kgdavid:
@ mikaela. u conveniently ignore all the questions you can't answer and move on to ones you think are too clever which betrays the fact that you have extremely limited knowledge of this subject. jewish does not equal religion my friend. jewish is a race and it does not equal white either. there are black arabs does that then make arabic a religion? the traditional jewish religion is judaisim and Jesus certainly was not a judaist(if thats the term)

I'm sorry when did I say Jews have to be White? Let me clarify things for you. Islam is a religion. Arab isn't. What the hell? Like I pointed out earlier, it's safe saying that JEW = religion and race, if you don't feel like digging further. But it is definitely a religious mouvement. Never thought I'd actually have to explain this to someone.

chi-baby:
bbz i asked if uve given Him a try b4 dis-believin?

Was brought up in a christian family. ALWAYS doubted. Now I'm pretty sure someone got drunk or bored and wrote the Bible. Also, the Bible is very interesting. It's actually a moral book, well, can't remember which book in the bible though. Way too lazy to check up.

Madukaele:
WHAT EXCUSE WILL U GIVE WHEN U STAND ON THE JUDGMENT DAY, WILL IT BE "GOD IT WAS A TRADITION,EVERYONE DID IT SO I JOINED"OR WILL U SAY "GOD I LOVED HIM/HER ,I NEEDED TO KEEP THE RELATIONSHIP" [size=16pt]PLS BE WISE[/size]

TYPICAL GOOD FOR NOTHING DUMB NUTS ! I say I don't believe in God, yet you talk to me about judgment day.

davidylan:
I wish Mikaela would move her rants over to the religion board . . . too bad the likes of noetic, stimulus and Tayo-D are not active there anymore. I would have had a field day laughing at their methodical dismantling of the blank slate she truly is.

The typical hare-brained excuse for rubbishing the bible from a lot of these rabble-rousers is that they prefer "logic and science". The unfortunate truth however is that most of them HAVE NO CLUE what science is all about anyway. The way they speak you'd think those of us who carry the bible have never attended a science class before.

My favorite "science" question to a lot of them is this - what is the scientific PROOF that evolution is true? Anthropology, biology, statistical, chemistry and physics laws all consistently prove that evolution is a farce. simple example - law of conservation of energy states that energy in an isolated system remains constant over time . . .

but that would disprove evolution since it basically tries to tell us that energy suddenly appeared at a particular time frame. 

Where is Mikaela? Let her go bring her science textbooks . . . 

Typical Christian. Assuming that every atheist believes in Evolution. It's the same argument I have with my boyfriend who's an atheist. There is no proof. Nobody truly knows how we came about. Nothing is concrete. Although science has proved many 'miracles' of your dear jesus. *yawn* I see NOTHING intelligent or refreshing here yet you guys say I'm the one lacking. HA ! I'm loving this.

And besides, I really wasn't taking you guys seriously at first. Still not taking you seriously though. Don't see why. You're all on the defensive. Keep up the good work children !

davidylan:
No dumbo . . . judaism is the religion of the jews. There are christian jews and atheistic jews who DO NOT subscribe to judaism.
According to the constitution of Israel . . . you are classified a jew based on matrilineal descent.

I'm sure you can grab an Israeli constitution in your local library and avail yourself of some FACTS.  

No . . . whenever brainless fools come here playing the "level of english" canard here on the forum we know what that person is inherently trying to say . . . try the race-card elsewhere. Its not going to fly here.

Sigh. http://judaism.about.com/od/abcsofjudaism/a/beingjewish.htm
amongst many sources. Education is free ! At least over here. : D

Chi, please re-ask your questions. I'll reply. LOL.

davidylan:
I wish Mikaela would move her rants over to the religion board . . . too bad the likes of noetic, stimulus and Tayo-D are not active there anymore. I would have had a field day laughing at their methodical dismantling of the blank slate she truly is.

The typical hare-brained excuse for rubbishing the bible from a lot of these rabble-rousers is that they prefer "logic and science". The unfortunate truth however is that most of them HAVE NO CLUE what science is all about anyway. The way they speak you'd think those of us who carry the bible have never attended a science class before.

My favorite "science" question to a lot of them is this - what is the scientific PROOF that evolution is true? Anthropology, biology, statistical, chemistry and physics laws all consistently prove that evolution is a farce. simple example - law of conservation of energy states that energy in an isolated system remains constant over time . . .

but that would disprove evolution since it basically tries to tell us that energy suddenly appeared at a particular time frame. 

Where is Mikaela? Let her go bring her science textbooks . . . 

Oh please. In as much as I worship science, I do not believe in evolution. Thanks, my grandma was no monkey. You guys claim there is a god. Won't ask for proof because you can't prove it. Neither can I prove he doesn't exist to you. As logical as I am, it's impossible to believe in the unknown. Like I've said, I don't mind believers. But believers like Davidcraphead who think that god is the answer to everything , yawn.

davidylan:
dont mind the dolt . . . they think white skin automatically equates to "i understand english better than you".

Talk about racism. Whenever someone contradicts you, the person's White. LOL. Idiot.

davidylan:
Yeah i was sure you would not even attempt to try . . . nothing in the head.

I'm sure if you went to a German forum you wont even see a peep of English language there. I put it to you that those Germans are probably 100 times more intelligent than you can ever be.

Oh but you've understood a lot thus far no?   119 posts . . . surely you havent required a translator to respond to our posts here so far eh?  

unbelievable!   I thought you atheists knew it all . . . c'mon humor me with your intelligence woman!

Your opinion. A friend is going on 31 this yr . . . a virgin. Believe me he was one of the most handsome guys in college.

I think the problem you have is that you cant believe there are actually folks who have the capacity for self discipline . . . a trait that is alien to you.

Based on your own claims?  

What an joke.

ROFL ! HAHA ! I'm sorry, give me a minute. LOL ! And your German joke or whatever it was supposed to be, wtf? HAHAHAHAHA ! ahh. Anyway

davidylan:
Prove it.  (Being jewish IS A RACE not a religion)

You idiots cant just go around making things up and expecting us to just let them slide.

As regards why the "rules changed"? I thought you said you had the bible . . . its clearly stated there. Look it up dullard.

IDIOT ! OH MY ! You're S[i]T[/i]UPID. Jewish = religion. There are BLACK jews. I can understand you saying it's both but saying it's a race and NOT a religion. HAHA ! You're more s[i]t[/i]upid than I thought.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL ! *dies*

agabaI23:
Sorry dude.

That you cannot do it does not mean there is noone who can.  That is why heaven is not for everyone. Those who can can make it. You obviously know nothing about holiness.
Christ was not ugly and he had power and fame which women want.

So please shut your pittrap if you have nothing to offer.

You don't play sarcasm with holy stuff!

How do you know he wasn't ugly? Did he appear to you while you were asleep? HAHA !

Kgdavid:
concubines are wives of a sort. they were kept at the palace and were not allowed to have relations with other men. you must also not forget that christianity as we know it did not exist then. people had many wives whereas in this time most christians consider it wrong to marry more than one wife. the only verse i have ever seen concerning the topic of how many wives christians should have is more of a guideline where is states that a priest must be the husband of one wife.

Jesus was jewish not christian. And what happened that made people change the rules. These rules were there long before jesus was born. God was with them.

davidylan:
the typical reaction of the brainless atheist.

Its a big deal because it immediately indicates you really have NO IDEA what you are talking about. Seems to me you're merely regurgitating the nonsense someone told you.

Again more confused brainlessness . . .

1. Being gay is NOT equivalent to having concubines.

2. In neither of the testaments is s.ex before marriage accepted.

If you have documented PROOF that he did (besides reciting the blatant propaganda and rumors u heard via davinci code) then show us.

1. Do YOU know the origin of the bible?

2. Do YOU have the complete bible?

I guess not . . . its the typical nonsense you get from the idiots who want to prove to us they have functional grey matter. Sorry, you've come up against christians who KNOW about their bible and its history.

C'mon educate us on the origin of the bible pls . . . you must be the intelligent one no?  

I've heard this thousands of times. I'm not going to get into this. With the level of English on this forum, I won't understand what's being said. Anyway, as rude as my questions may be, there are no concrete answers. I have the Bible. I've read the Bible. I actually love the stories, it'll make a good but incredibly long fiction movie. Moving on, I find it HARD to believe that Jesus, son of god, came to earth in human form with human desires but refused to have sex. Even priests have sex. Someone mentionned he had his powers, haha, no he didn't. Sorry to disappoint you though. The Bible lacks credibility. Seems like a book J.K Rowlings would write. And I fail to see how you'd read it and not ask questions. There's nothing wrong in doubting. If you've ever wondered about the truth and found answers, feel free to share.

Kgdavid:
where in the bible is intimacy before marriage okay?? yes constantinople put the bible together but the significance of the bible is not in the book itself but of the scriptures within. i mean what does the origin matter? the books of the bible as already implied were books written on their own and were already valid as such. some of the books are just letters written by apostles and saints so the issue of who put the bible together and which books are not there is totally irrelevant cos the bible was not meant to be one book.

What did you think David was doing with his concubines? Telling them bedtime stories? LOL !

No kidding. So you've been to hell? Freaking great ! How is it? Is it as hot as rumors say? I'd love to go there man. Can't wait !

Tee_Jay:
"The message of the cross is foolish to those who are headed for destruction! But we who are being saved know it is the very power of God" 1 cor. 1:18

I'm sorry what? You quoted a sentence an hippy said, is that it? You're dope.

Tee_Jay:
", every knee shall boy and every tongue confess that Jesus Christ is Lord, " call Him a loser, gay etc as much as you like one day you will face Him and then it will become evident who the joke is really on, carry on madam its your season to be a jolly  

Like that made sense. haha !

davidylan:
I have often wondered where much of the irrational hate towards Christ comes from . . . but it suddenly occurs to me that demons have no capacity to either love or be reasonable.

I'm no longer surprised.

I am against religion of any sort. Hard to believe but I have nothing against believers. It's all about faith and kudos to you for having that. I prefer logic and science.

Kgdavid:
@ mikaela, you have obviously been watching the Da vinci code too much. allow me to correct this, the bible i read and read very well and never ever states that she threw herself at him in the sense you are suggesting and  never called mary magdalene a LovePeddler. can you just quote a single bible verse or any reliable historical text that corroborates what you are saying? why are you just saying things just for the sake of winding people up? is it too much to ask you to please respect our religion? has anyone here done any thing that warrants such abuse of our faith?? we are not forcing you to be christian but does that mean you will not allow us some peace and civility?  

Oh please, I hated the Da Vinci Code. Bull movie ! I don't post in many topics when I notice that you have to have faith to understand what it's about. But seriously, many christians use the excuse of the shitty bible to justify ANYTHING. And for any mistake they make, it's Satan's fault. It's too hard to resist.

davidylan:
lol see who's accusing me of "not reading"?   You're just a joke.

Sorry WHERE DID YOU READ THE NONSENSE you spewed above? Just show me . . .

Yes Mary was a freaking LovePeddler (like many of you are to be honest . . . )

but where did you read that Jesus "liked" her in the sense that you all use it today?

It is well documented that Christ was crucified at about 30 - 33 yrs of age . . . since he met Mary Magedalene BEFORE His death it is IMPOSSIBLE that he met her at 35. This is basic common sense . . . try it, it doesnt hurt.

Virgin men at 35 do not simply do it out of "lack of opportunity" . . . the nonsensical excuse many of you undisciplined whores like to use. There are probably uglier men and women who lose their virginities at 12 yrs of age here in the US and Europe.

lol the bible is "contradictory" and yet its quite clear you've never read it since you cant get basic facts right no? And you call me "blind"? there is none more blind than she who cannot see.

MY GOD ! MY EYES ! Such stupidity. I said he was 35 when he was younger. BIG DEAL ! HAHAHA ! You talk about common sense, DO YOU THINK THE BIBLE IS COMMON SENSE? It was OK to have concubines but it's wrong to be gay? In one testament, sex before marriage is OK in another it's wrong? WHAT THE HELL?

Mary was a LovePeddler (nothing wrong with that as long as she got paid). But Jesus did nothing with her. Do you even know the origin of the Bible? Do you know that the Bible is incomplete? My god ! dumb christians.

Krissykriss:
Mikeala, since u cant answer d quetion i asked u in my last comment, i think am wastin words & space with u.
Rokiatu, if d last bible verse i wrote in my comment wasnt good enuff 4 u, u may wanna read psalms 139:13-16 too. God has got even d parts of an embryo down in writing!

Wait, you wanted me to answer those questions? You're a bigger idiot than I thought.

Oh cool. You make spells. Can you make one for me? There are too many Black people in this world. Can you make a spell that makes them White? Thank you !

chi-baby:
lol i cnt shout oo  

i c u knw abita your bible. . .nwayz Jesus had a mission on earth n dat is 2 save us. .(sinners 4rm death)
mary magdalene is a gd example of his mission on earth. . .i.e 2 cleanse us 4rm our many sins
i hope u knw dat Jesus was not human though he cme 2 the world as a man wearin this earthly flesh.
so yes! he 4gave her of her sins and asked her 2 go n sin nomore.

He wasn't human yet he came in human flesh. Didn't the loser bleed when being crucified? The blood was red right? So he was human. Are you going to tell me that he didn't have erections? Didn't poo or fart? Didn't scratch his ass. Hahaha !

davidylan:
and all this is deduced from?

1. Christ wasnt 35.

2. We do not read that the woman "threw herself at Him".

3. There are men over 35 who remain virgins . . . there's something called self discipline . . . a thing many of you unintelligent morons lack and wish to foister on others.

4. You dont need an explanation . . . only a repudiation.

You did not read? So that makes it untrue? She was a freaking LovePeddler and jesus liked her. How old was he then? 30? Boo, 5 years difference. And men who remain virgins at 35 don't do it by choice, rather lack of opportunity. You know, ugliness factor.

You're blind. The bible is so contradictory yet you don't question it. You follow it blindly. *yawn* idiots.

Krissykriss:
Mikeala, so what u worship says abortion is ok? Ok, impregnate a girl, take her to your mum & ask her to help u get rid of d pregnancy. your mum will clap 4 u, right? As long as your mum doesnt congratulate u & happily encourage d abortion, it means she sees something wrong with it. How much more God, d giver of life!

Oh shut up. God, the giver of crap. Abortion isn't a crime and it should be legal everywhere. Don't even feel like elaborating.

chi-baby:
where did u get ds 4rm  

I need an explanation. Mary was a LovePeddler right? And you want me to believe that Jesus remained a virgin? Wasn't he like 35? ARE YOU SERIOUS? Didn't the bitch throw herself at him? Please don't tell me that he only kissed her forehead and said : go woman, sin no more. Unless if he was gay.

davidylan:
and where did you get this false information? And here i was thinking atheists had any form of intelligence.

Sorry . . . so i firmly know and is obvious from your post. Its the same old anti-virginity rants from the inferior crowd.

Ah crap ! Nobody here gets it. It's not sarcasm if I have to explain it.

Krissykriss:
Mikeala, go tell it 2 your brother mutallab d terrorist! Or go tell babalawo, if u worship satan.

Aren't they your brothers? They serve the crack head y'all call god no?

Didn't jesus f[i]u[/i]ck Mary Magdalena? Yes, yes he did.

Aww how cute. Next time she says she f[i]u[/i]cked your brother, pleaaase give her a kiss and take her on vacation. I mean, she confessed right?