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RomanceRe: Pastor Rapes Woman: After Pouring ‘holy Oil’ Into Her Private Part - Latest News by mikelangs(m): 10:19pm On Jan 02, 2010
Its a pity that the pastor disappointed the position he holds as a man of God or god if I may put it. And the lady on her own is a bigger disappointment to womanhood because it is totally unbelieveable that at 25 she opens her eyes, heart, legs and pants for someone to anoint!!! very funny and foolish.
Who know she taught the pastor might marry her but as go no go she decided to go in public. Welllets wait and hear the mans side of the story. But this sound very very funny and stupid mostly in the part of the fished brain anointed cunt.
RomanceRe: 45 Things A Girl Wants But Wont Ask For: by mikelangs(m): 10:09pm On Jan 02, 2010
Dat was a good one but lets face it naija gals no dey appreciate all those gentle man stuff!!! they will see u as a mumu and lok 4anoda guy wey no send dem. U know rough necks is wat dey like. U can only practice the Mr. GENTLEMAN when u are married believe me ur wife will love forever and no ur chick,
Nairaland GeneralIs It Right To Be The One To Call Off The Relationship As A Guy? by mikelangs(op): 6:11pm On Jan 02, 2010
hi Nlanders!! I have been thinking about it for quite some time. I was told before that its not right to be the one to call off a relationship with a lady, that let the lady be the one to call it off herself. But what if she's no ready to and at the same thing not making the relationship work out, and the guy is tired??

Some people say, the fault will later be on the guy, but how tru is dat? so Nlanderswats ur opinion about a guy calling off the relationship first??
RomanceRe: Is It Compulsory To Wash Your Husband's Clothes? by mikelangs(m): 6:04pm On Jan 02, 2010
Well its not really a compulsory thing but its necessary. And a woman who doesn't see it as something to wash her husbands clothes has lost one of the most vitues of a woman. its only dirty and lazy ladies that find it difficult to wash their husband's clothes.
FamilyRe: Is Getting Married In Your Late Twenties, Early Thirties Too Late? by mikelangs(m): 9:42pm On Dec 30, 2009
Guys lets be very frank with ourselves. we All know that Nigeria or àfrica is not like in the old days when our father got married at 18 married thir wives at some 15, 18, and 19. Then there were no economic crisis, at least ood dey dat time. who born any guy or chick in his early 20's say dem wan marry when dem never hammer. Abeg buss off,
PoliticsRe: (Updated) 38 Extremists Killed In Clashes In Northern Nigeria (Now 70 People ) by mikelangs(m): 3:05pm On Dec 29, 2009
This becoming extraordinary nonsense!!! huh Believe it is serious poverty worrying these blood sucking bugs.  Come to tink of it I guess the Farouk suicide bomber has opened a way for us. Its high time we start creating lunatics to suicide bomb themselves to our bleeped up leaders who are making tings very difficult in this country!!!!
PoliticsRe: This Is The Beginning Of Hell For Nigeria And Nigerians by mikelangs(m): 11:30am On Dec 29, 2009
Well from my point of view, Nigeria might be black listed as a terrorist breeding country. We all know that American no dey carry terrorism issue play. So we should just pray that God will clear our name, Full stop
PoliticsRe: Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab: This Is His Photo by mikelangs(m): 11:25am On Dec 29, 2009
Abeg guys dis guy as pretty or beautiful as he looks, his brains sucks, his upbringing is totally zero. U know naija boys dey represent no matter wat in smartness and fastness and not being caught, bringing shame on the land. Forget say dem say we naija get bad name but this mother Bleep has physically, openly and spiritually disgraced his country and one painful thing is that the so called minister of Information will increase budget for rebranding nigeria.

This is really painful. A good name is better than all the naira, dollars and post him father get.
Its a piity
RomanceAm I Being Foolish! by mikelangs(op): 12:30pm On Dec 02, 2009
I have a friend who dating this girl for over 3yrs and I have always been meeting up to my responsibility, though he is still a job applicant and he is really do his bets for this lady. But one problem is that the lady is too demanding and at same time refusing him sex since they started going out for the past 3-4yrs, claming till after marriage, and she is not a virgin, yet her demand are always often. Nlanders wat do tink ?? is he fooling himself or wasting his tym or she is taking him for a ride.
I need some advice here
TravelRe: How Expensive Is Nigeria At Present? by mikelangs(m): 10:08pm On Dec 01, 2009
Bros!!! 200K will do u no good!!! U 4got dat someway sumhow dem go pinch 4rm dmoni abi!!!! Pls make sure u have enof money b4 u come back becos u no festive period is sometimes a showoff period whichI believe u don't want to do. But hearing dat u came from overs, guy wether u buy the best gift in the world for the whole community, they will still want to have cash in their pockets!!! pls think twice!!!!!!!!!!!
grin huh tongue
CareerRe: How Do I Meet My 200 Million Naira Target By December? by mikelangs(m): 9:56pm On Dec 01, 2009
Hey banker while not try the magicians or the ritualist!!!! maybe they can help out be ur target and even buy the bank 4u
TravelRe: How Expensive Is Nigeria At Present? by mikelangs(m): 9:53pm On Dec 01, 2009
Bros!!! 200K will do u no good!!! U 4got dat someway sumhow dem go pinch 4rm dmoni abi!!!! Pls make sure u have enof money b4 u come back becos u no festive period is sometimes a showoff period whichI believe u don't want to do. But hearing dat u came from overs, guy wether u buy the best gift in the world for the whole community, they will still want to have cash in their pockets!!! pls think twice!!!!!!!!!!!
PoliticsRe: Dr. Goodluck Jonathan Comes Under Pressure To Resign by mikelangs(m): 9:45pm On Dec 01, 2009
God wants to glorify Himself. Anyhow they want to do their evil, God Almighty will flush them out. Yaradua will be healed!!!! somebody say AMEN!!!! shocked shocked cheesy
RomanceRe: How Do I React by mikelangs(m): 5:07am On Nov 28, 2009
U are absolutely sick and need deliverance!!!!
or better still thank God for it
RomanceRe: Funny Bt True. by mikelangs(m): 5:04am On Nov 28, 2009
Guy u ar just too dirty to dat!!!! what kind of love do u call dat>> tongue
RomanceRe: Me? Do The Dishes With You? For What? by mikelangs(m): 4:52am On Nov 28, 2009
I think the manner of approach is the problem. But I believe dat in love there should be understanding.
RomanceIs She Meant For Me? by mikelangs(op): 4:01am On Nov 28, 2009
We have been dating for Five years now and I want to marry her now. But she has started telling lies, getting stubborn more and more. i have done all I could and am even getting discouraged about taking her to the altar. Yet she claims she loves me and also wishes to marry me.
Nairalanders I need your advice!!!!

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