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PoliticsRe: How Will FG Identify Poorest Nigerians To Benefit From Abacha Loot? by MikeTyson(m): 4:24pm On Jul 07, 2018
SniperSmurf:
Your maths is off. $1m in $500m places is only 500ppl. But I understand your sentiment.
If they change $500m to naira its a whooping N179900000000.00. That's 179.9 billion naira.
Instead they could share 1m naira to everyone with bvn.
sorry, I mean $1k each.

my apologies
PoliticsRe: How Will FG Identify Poorest Nigerians To Benefit From Abacha Loot? by MikeTyson(m): 10:51am On Jul 06, 2018
xana101:
They should share d money to every one with bvn no.
those corrupt Draculas won't die if they wire $1m dollars to every Nigerian with BVN; this is $500m we're talking about and this mad country is not even up to 250 million people yet.

I hate being nigerian, i swearRuGad.
WebmastersRe: Any good working Link To Download Wordpress Theme With Demo Contents? by MikeTyson(op): 8:43pm On Jun 24, 2018
Ok. I have some recharge cards for anyone who drops the link.
WebmastersAny good working Link To Download Wordpress Theme With Demo Contents? by MikeTyson(op):
Good evening everyone,

I'm in need of a good site to download premium WordPress theme for free. I have tried wplocker.com and themelot.

Most of the themes from these websites are the same; heavy file size ranging from 80 - 200 MB and still lack necessary plugins/demo contents.

I'd be glad if you assist me with this information I requested. Thanks
Web MarketCome In If You Know About Vanilla Forums by MikeTyson(op): 2:43pm On May 07, 2018
I need someone to install Vanilla Forums 2.5.1, Basicpage and activate for 5k.
WebmastersRe: Help Needed With Vanilla Forums by MikeTyson(op): 1:41pm On Mar 22, 2018
elninosft:
Call or text... 09060488908.. my website www.universalweblinks.com.ng
Telegram... @elninosft
can you help add the page?
WebmastersHelp Needed With Vanilla Forums by MikeTyson(op): 1:14pm On Mar 22, 2018
Hi,

It's my first time of using Vanilla Forums. I have troubles setting up the pages. Can you assist?

Thanks
CrimeRe: 3 Men Drug And Gangrape 14-Year-Old Girl In Jos by MikeTyson(m): 12:37pm On Mar 19, 2018
Dnight:
Awon werey
If Na me wear thoses gloves
MikeTyson punch no go near my own at all
Really? undecided
WebmastersI Need A Wordpress Theme Like This by MikeTyson(op): 12:28pm On Mar 19, 2018
http://forum.africanhiphop.com/discussion/5202/the-dusty-foot-philosopher

How can I get this type of site using #WordPress?

Thanks
CrimeRe: 3 Men Drug And Gangrape 14-Year-Old Girl In Jos by MikeTyson(m): 7:19am On Feb 02, 2018
Dnight:
Awon werey
If Na me wear thoses gloves
MikeTyson punch no go near my own at all
You don mean it grin
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RomanceRe: Sex Contract Gone Wrong? by MikeTyson(op): 2:21am On Oct 03, 2017
Tahra:
Unfollow what i never followed in the first place.undecided Next time try to tell us a believable one.undecided
Ok maarh. Happy now?
RomanceRe: Sex Contract Gone Wrong? by MikeTyson(op): 4:47pm On Oct 02, 2017
Oyindidi:
Take your lies to somewhere else
You sound pained though
RomanceRe: Sex Contract Gone Wrong? by MikeTyson(op): 4:05pm On Oct 02, 2017
Tahra:
[color=#000030]Is her husband impotent?How old is the woman's marriage?Is her husband the father of the 2yr old?Why is she desperate to have a son?What if the baby she gave birth to was a girl,would she have thrown it away?[/color]
I owe you no explanation. This is a faceless forum where vivid info/description can unmask an individual. Enjoy the thread and stop being bitter.

NB: you can use the unfollow button next time.
RomanceRe: Sex Contract Gone Wrong? by MikeTyson(op): 7:28am On Sep 28, 2017
Tahra:
[color=#000030] I'd advise your friend on what should be done but then i'd have to pretend that i actually care.Stop fabricating lies in order to make women look bad or evil.[/color]
No. I'm not fabricating lies to put women in bad light; the story is real.
#iLoveWomen
RomanceSex Contract Gone Wrong? by MikeTyson(op): 6:28am On Sep 28, 2017
So a friend of mine had a verbal agreement with a married woman in need of a male child. She promised a reward of 50k if my guy impregnates her and she gives birth to a baby boy.


Long story cut short, my guy agreed to the payment after service funfair; they mate, she got pregnant & had a bouncing baby boy.

Now my friend wants custody of the child cause the woman failed to pay the agreed sum of 50K, months after delivery.

Any word of advise for my friend?

NB: the woman is legally married, had a two year old daughter and the husband is very much alive.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Attention: One Thing You Should See Before 2017 by MikeTyson(m): 8:13pm On Dec 30, 2016
just look at you..

RomanceRe: Is It Okay To Make Love On Sunday? by MikeTyson(m): 3:44pm On May 28, 2016
GloriaNinja:
Lol am not like your cheap sisters if you have one, Go get a life joor! u ain't in my level, and you know that, I dont deal with stark illiterates and hungry people like you.
Hahahaha
BongaFish... You know what it is lol grin
NYSCRe: I Want To Show People How To......... by MikeTyson(m):
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Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Pls I Need A Graphic Designer, For E-manual E-cover by MikeTyson(m):
Hire me. Send your job description.

D big starr @ gmail .com
WebmastersHelp Please: Need Some Info On Footlocker.com by MikeTyson(op): 8:47am On Sep 29, 2015
Good morning, my amiable Webmasters. All protocols observed kiss

I'd like to know what platform www.footlocker.com built on.

Now, over to all Super Wordpress guru(s) in the house, I need a wordpress theme that look like www.footlocker.com

Thanks
Regards
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo Pays Condolence Visit To The Awolowos (Photo) by MikeTyson(m): 9:28pm On Sep 20, 2015
Somebody will ask: Baba, na your mate don die so, you sef no go gohuh grin grin grin
CrazyMindEveryWhereYouGo cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Singer Skuki Puts His Joystick On Display In New Picture Wearin Only Towel-photo by MikeTyson(m): 4:08pm On Jun 21, 2015
snowDiva:
tongue
don't " tongue " me like that shocked
try me & see that the lord is good cheesy cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Singer Skuki Puts His Joystick On Display In New Picture Wearin Only Towel-photo by MikeTyson(m): 1:47pm On Jun 16, 2015
snowDiva:
Picture...or I don't believe it kiss
drop your email, twitter or facebook wink
CelebritiesRe: Singer Skuki Puts His Joystick On Display In New Picture Wearin Only Towel-photo by MikeTyson(m): 9:54am On Jun 16, 2015
snowDiva:
Me likey kiss
almost like mine wink
WebmastersHow To Piss Off A Computer Science Student (funny!) by MikeTyson(op): 7:42pm On Jun 10, 2015
You Want to Piss off A Computer Science Student huh
Here are your options:

grin grin grin grin

Say Internet Explorer is better than FF/Chrome grin
Java and JavaScript is same shocked
Anybody can code by copy pasting code from internet grin
Change search engine from Google to Ask.com - What's Your Question? tongue
Dark editor themes suck! cheesy
Coding at night is showoff grin
Nobody cares about your code ! grin grin
Who writes comments ? comments are written by junior devs cheesy cheesy
Code Indentation ?? Who does that ? huh
I copy pasted this code from other solution and now it doesn't work here WHY ? SHOULDN'T IT WORK ? WHY IS THIS NOT WORKING ? shocked
.NET is all about drag and drop LOL grin
I don't need to learn JS, Jquery is awesome ! cool
How can I learn C, C++ , C#, Algorithms etc in 24 hours ? huh
You are Software engineer, can you hack my gf's facebook ? grin grin
CS student ? Please fix my internet! tongue
CS student ? Please help me assemble desktop under 10K wink
I need Mac Book so that I can start coding. cheesy cheesy
Microsoft sucks, Notepad is better than Visual Studio. grin
How many software do you have ? I have 100+ like Nero, Norton, Winamp etc etc. grin grin
This IDE is less than 20 MBs it wouldn't be good. Nah I must look for other options. wink
Why read Books when codes are there on internet ! grin
I can't waste my money on some programming book! grin grin
Why can't you just leave programming ? Its boring. sad sad
Do you have dumps for XYZ certification ? huh
Your code is short and simple, Nah you need to work hard on that one. cheesy cheesy
Sir, this program is having some bug can you help me fix it ? Teacher : Idiot see you have not written this comment from Xerox.
Ha ha you made your Final Year project by yourself , see I purchased it and I have same marks as you. tongue tongue
MySQL, SQL Server - No difference! undecided
What is there in coding, all hits are anyways provided by auto-code completions cheesy
Don't waste your time, just google /SO and copy paste it! grin grin
Just do a dirty fix and move to production cheesy
Hardcode the damn values, nobody will know! smiley
Hey why are you creating a new class/namespace/regions , write it here somewhere, you need to learn how to be productive.... shocked shocked
Ohhh I see Google is opened in a tab, I know you are copy pasting the code.... grin grin
Everything is already implemented,there may be few minor bugs just takeover while this guy goes on vacation. tongue
You write HTML LOL cheesy cheesy
Hey don't waste your time writing test cases cool
You joined CS because there are hot chicks in CS! wink grin grin grin

Source: ask Google.com lol

Music/RadioRe: Nairaland Battle Emcee {jreyez} Drops New Tune by MikeTyson(m): 12:49pm On Jun 04, 2015
dope!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairalander "Alexreports" Covers Front Page Of THE ENTREPRENEUR Magazine by MikeTyson(m): 6:31am On Jun 03, 2015
e be like say dem laminate the coat/suite with 3D material for Murg Plaza; if you know what i mean grin grin
BusinessRe: Zip Codes For Nigeria by MikeTyson(m): 7:29pm On Jun 02, 2015
marissa:
Nice Job!

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