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fuckluv: If she's a good girl, naught wrong with it.

naught wrong with it... Hehehehe u no go kill me with spelling jor

BeautyFULL85: Aaaaawwwww! So cute! I'm tripping!

ewu keep triping

onye guy: Na so mikel obi, but try score gaol for Chelsea before getting married oh >: (

u no fit spell goal abi... Olodo

Policewoman: Bokoharam I hail una. More BOMBS to your elbows.

may God forgive fools like u who rejoice over the killing of the innocent nd defensless nigerians.. I pray u change for good

killuminati: ode na 'spare', no be 'speared' Abi u wan make dem kill am before?

now wey u don fuckup ur own... Spelling spare as speared wetin u want us 2 do u asap

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#UCL quarter-final draw: Malaga v
Borussia Dortmund; Real Madrid v
Galatasaray; PSG v Barcelona;
Bayern Munich v Juventus.

franchizy: Boko Haram are not faceless. GEJ told us dat he knows them and they r in his cabinet, the Army, Police, Navy etc. So I support Amnesty for Boko haram afterall the Niger Delta militants shed blood like Boko haram and destroyed oil pipeline and facilities worth Billion of Dollars.
The FG shud go ahead and declare there intention to grant all the islamist sect Amnesty and see if the sects will not comply

u deserve to be stoned to death.. Big fool

if the govt. Grant doz retards amnesty,... Them i will start my own group since dz terrorism tin is nw a lucrative biz in 9ja..

one in a million

if ur mama no cook uncle ben's rice dm ur missing.. U guys remember dat powder called morning rose ;Dif ur mama no cook uncle ben's rice dm ur missing.. U guys remember dat powder called morning rose

u guys still remember cocoa butter cream, vaseline, gellyn, egovin, horlicks, jamil yoghourt, and kiss ice cream

check diz out.... In doz dayz

the most anoying thing is dat dz china phones have been made in almost all d smartphones... We nw hv china bb, china htc, china samsung galaxy, even d latest iphone5 don get china... All dy do is wait for a good product dy can copy and mess it up with poor pic quality,... 5 sim slots.. 3 memory card slot.. Imagine china samsung galaxy s3 has an inbuilt memory of 200kb only...

take a look at dz handsome actors. who is the most handsome amongst the three

u forgot mido, zaki and amr of egypt

A baby boy was born in hospital laughing instead of
crying, the more the midwives beat him, the more
he laughed so hard, suddenly the doctor noticed
he had something in
his hands, so he pulled the tiny
hands apart and discovered he was holding 3 abortion pills..the baby then turned
his head looking at his mother, laughed again &
said - 'NO WEAPON FASHIONED AGAINST ME SHAL L
PROSPER'

Xup ya all if u wana connect with fellow cool nairaland pals dat re within P.H and its axis, drop ur line..
Am a ph guy, 26yrs, dark and tall, reside in ph.. If u wana be my friend holla me with 08034889435; 08094390300...

LOL.... Dz is the african women version

when u live in an area dm u get molested by area boys.. Me be ajebo jor .. Area boys cant come close to our residence.. I reside in new heaven

i need baba FELA back to tackle d bad govt...and i miss sam loco rili funny guy

After scoring a superb opening goal Didier Drogba forgot it was an african pitch in cause of celebrating his goal he slide on the dirty pitch and before he could remember he gave himself knee sores... And that was his end of the Afcon for him.... Other countries coach laughed at him and told dia players 2 learn how 2 dance ethigi nd azonto after scoring in afcon or beter still let dm run round but never u slide in an african pitch

Arsene wenger named ivory coast coach for the afcon.. He sells four of their top players Yaya toure, Drogba, gevinho, and kalou to Ngeria.. When he was questioned he said football is all about money and not Trophies.. He raised 5 billion cedis from the sales.. Business is good.. I will play with these kids i bought from cotonou he told the ivorian press.. And i hope we make it to top four... Hahaha

Life and Style If you find that the women you date always turn out to be
annoying or weird in some way, maybe you're just choosing
the wrong type of woman. Although dating is not about putting people into categories,
there are some personalities that just make a guy want to
turn and run. If you steer clear of these 10 types of women,
you'll avoid some major headaches in the future. 1. The Chatterbox This is the woman who never shuts up, barely stopping to
breathe. Seemingly only concerned about what is going on in
her life, she always has to make a comment about everything
and dominates conversations. 2. The Desperate Chick This type of woman will seem fantastic at first, until she starts
talking about your wedding location, how many kids she
wants and the name of your future dog-right after the first
date! When a woman advances WAY faster than normal, watch
out. She NEEDS a man so bad that she's willing to put anybody
in that slot, even the homeless guy on the corner. 3. The Overly-Critical Woman Anything you do for this type of woman is simply not good
enough. Nothing seems to work unless it is done according to
her standards. Anything that is said by anyone will be quickly
taken out of context to become some sort of insult or some
reason to wage war against the world. This type of woman
has plenty of emotional baggage and will make you an angry and bitter person as there will be nothing but misery with her. 4. The Bimbo This type of woman can't obtain a GED but has managed to
secure a PhD in the science of the bedroom. This is an
intellectually challenged woman who looks great but, in all
honesty, shouldn't open her mouth. Her skills are
unquestionably only rooted in the physical realm and unless
you're just after one-night stands, you do not want to bring a stupid girl home to meet Mom and Dad. 5. The High Maintenance Chick If this type of woman breaks a nail, she expects you to drop
everything you're doing to drive her to the salon immediately.
Her daddy always told her she was a princess and she expects
to be treated like one at all times. She has expensive taste and
expects you to shower her with only the best things and take
her out to posh places on a regular basis. 6. The Clingy Girl This woman is a nuisance who can't go anywhere or do
anything without the company of her man. She'll adopt your
interests, calls 20 times a day and fly off the handle anytime
she's not around to monitor your behavior. This type of
woman will smother any chance of you missing her by
insisting that you spend every waking moment with her, refusing to let you go out with the boys or spend any
significant amount of time with anyone else. 7. The Baby's Mama This woman has a great physique, great personality and her
toes are pretty too! There's only one problem-she's got a
pretty large amount of children with assorted "baby-daddy's",
and when women like this get desperate, any and every guy
has the potential to be "daddy." This woman got knocked up
by somebody that she was supposedly in love with, and not only is she a bad judge of character, she's GROSSLY
irresponsible. The same guys that are "jerks" now are the
same guys she once thought the world of and had
unprotected sex with. 8. The Gold Digger The Gold-Digger will compliment you on your expensive
watch, ask you what kind of car you drive, what you do for a
living, where you live and so on. Like the high maintenance
woman, the Gold Digger is basically looking for a sugar daddy,
she'll size you up within the first five minutes and drop you
just as quickly if your cash flow runs out and you can't take her shopping anymore. These types of women will just suck
your wallet dry and leave you emasculated. Fortunately,you
can usually see this type coming from a mile away. 9. The Club Girl Club girls are nothing more than fantasy women who have
been practically living in bars and clubs since they hit the
legal drinking age. They have beautiful faces with full lips, big
doe eyes, great legs, and all the curves you could ever ask for.
The problem in dating these women is that they love to wear
clothes that show off their great assets not just to you, but to every Tom, man-hood and Harry on the street. A woman like
this may be carefree and wild; however, once you take a
closer look, you'll realize that her entire life is a party and
most nights will end with her puking in your car. 10. The Feminist This type of woman can never be pleased by a man and she
believes that men are the cause of all the pains and suffering
of society. It is her strong belief that women are much more
intelligent than men and are capable of doing things "the
right way". You don't want to waste any time with this type of
woman because anything that you do will always be negative.

life and Style If you find that the women you date always turn out to be
annoying or weird in some way, maybe you're just choosing
the wrong type of woman. Although dating is not about putting people into categories,
there are some personalities that just make a guy want to
turn and run. If you steer clear of these 10 types of women,
you'll avoid some major headaches in the future. 1. The Chatterbox This is the woman who never shuts up, barely stopping to
breathe. Seemingly only concerned about what is going on in
her life, she always has to make a comment about everything
and dominates conversations. 2. The Desperate Chick This type of woman will seem fantastic at first, until she starts
talking about your wedding location, how many kids she
wants and the name of your future dog-right after the first
date! When a woman advances WAY faster than normal, watch
out. She NEEDS a man so bad that she's willing to put anybody
in that slot, even the homeless guy on the corner. 3. The Overly-Critical Woman Anything you do for this type of woman is simply not good
enough. Nothing seems to work unless it is done according to
her standards. Anything that is said by anyone will be quickly
taken out of context to become some sort of insult or some
reason to wage war against the world. This type of woman
has plenty of emotional baggage and will make you an angry and bitter person as there will be nothing but misery with her. 4. The Bimbo This type of woman can't obtain a GED but has managed to
secure a PhD in the science of the bedroom. This is an
intellectually challenged woman who looks great but, in all
honesty, shouldn't open her mouth. Her skills are
unquestionably only rooted in the physical realm and unless
you're just after one-night stands, you do not want to bring a stupid girl home to meet Mom and Dad. 5. The High Maintenance Chick If this type of woman breaks a nail, she expects you to drop
everything you're doing to drive her to the salon immediately.
Her daddy always told her she was a princess and she expects
to be treated like one at all times. She has expensive taste and
expects you to shower her with only the best things and take
her out to posh places on a regular basis. 6. The Clingy Girl This woman is a nuisance who can't go anywhere or do
anything without the company of her man. She'll adopt your
interests, calls 20 times a day and fly off the handle anytime
she's not around to monitor your behavior. This type of
woman will smother any chance of you missing her by
insisting that you spend every waking moment with her, refusing to let you go out with the boys or spend any
significant amount of time with anyone else. 7. The Baby's Mama This woman has a great physique, great personality and her
toes are pretty too! There's only one problem-she's got a
pretty large amount of children with assorted "baby-daddy's",
and when women like this get desperate, any and every guy
has the potential to be "daddy." This woman got knocked up
by somebody that she was supposedly in love with, and not only is she a bad judge of character, she's GROSSLY
irresponsible. The same guys that are "jerks" now are the
same guys she once thought the world of and had
unprotected sex with. 8. The Gold Digger The Gold-Digger will compliment you on your expensive
watch, ask you what kind of car you drive, what you do for a
living, where you live and so on. Like the high maintenance
woman, the Gold Digger is basically looking for a sugar daddy,
she'll size you up within the first five minutes and drop you
just as quickly if your cash flow runs out and you can't take her shopping anymore. These types of women will just suck
your wallet dry and leave you emasculated. Fortunately,you
can usually see this type coming from a mile away. 9. The Club Girl Club girls are nothing more than fantasy women who have
been practically living in bars and clubs since they hit the
legal drinking age. They have beautiful faces with full lips, big
doe eyes, great legs, and all the curves you could ever ask for.
The problem in dating these women is that they love to wear
clothes that show off their great assets not just to you, but to every Tom, man-hood and Harry on the street. A woman like
this may be carefree and wild; however, once you take a
closer look, you'll realize that her entire life is a party and
most nights will end with her puking in your car. 10. The Feminist This type of woman can never be pleased by a man and she
believes that men are the cause of all the pains and suffering
of society. It is her strong belief that women are much more
intelligent than men and are capable of doing things "the
right way". You don't want to waste any time with this type of
woman because anything that you do will always be negative..[center]life and Style If you find that the women you date always turn out to be
annoying or weird in some way, maybe you're just choosing
the wrong type of woman. Although dating is not about putting people into categories,
there are some personalities that just make a guy want to
turn and run. If you steer clear of these 10 types of women,
you'll avoid some major headaches in the future. 1. The Chatterbox This is the woman who never shuts up, barely stopping to
breathe. Seemingly only concerned about what is going on in
her life, she always has to make a comment about everything
and dominates conversations. 2. The Desperate Chick This type of woman will seem fantastic at first, until she starts
talking about your wedding location, how many kids she
wants and the name of your future dog-right after the first
date! When a woman advances WAY faster than normal, watch
out. She NEEDS a man so bad that she's willing to put anybody
in that slot, even the homeless guy on the corner. 3. The Overly-Critical Woman Anything you do for this type of woman is simply not good
enough. Nothing seems to work unless it is done according to
her standards. Anything that is said by anyone will be quickly
taken out of context to become some sort of insult or some
reason to wage war against the world. This type of woman
has plenty of emotional baggage and will make you an angry and bitter person as there will be nothing but misery with her. 4. The Bimbo This type of woman can't obtain a GED but has managed to
secure a PhD in the science of the bedroom. This is an
intellectually challenged woman who looks great but, in all
honesty, shouldn't open her mouth. Her skills are
unquestionably only rooted in the physical realm and unless
you're just after one-night stands, you do not want to bring a stupid girl home to meet Mom and Dad. 5. The High Maintenance Chick If this type of woman breaks a nail, she expects you to drop
everything you're doing to drive her to the salon immediately.
Her daddy always told her she was a princess and she expects
to be treated like one at all times. She has expensive taste and
expects you to shower her with only the best things and take
her out to posh places on a regular basis. 6. The Clingy Girl This woman is a nuisance who can't go anywhere or do
anything without the company of her man. She'll adopt your
interests, calls 20 times a day and fly off the handle anytime
she's not around to monitor your behavior. This type of
woman will smother any chance of you missing her by
insisting that you spend every waking moment with her, refusing to let you go out with the boys or spend any
significant amount of time with anyone else. 7. The Baby's Mama This woman has a great physique, great personality and her
toes are pretty too! There's only one problem-she's got a
pretty large amount of children with assorted "baby-daddy's",
and when women like this get desperate, any and every guy
has the potential to be "daddy." This woman got knocked up
by somebody that she was supposedly in love with, and not only is she a bad judge of character, she's GROSSLY
irresponsible. The same guys that are "jerks" now are the
same guys she once thought the world of and had
unprotected sex with. 8. The Gold Digger The Gold-Digger will compliment you on your expensive
watch, ask you what kind of car you drive, what you do for a
living, where you live and so on. Like the high maintenance
woman, the Gold Digger is basically looking for a sugar daddy,
she'll size you up within the first five minutes and drop you
just as quickly if your cash flow runs out and you can't take her shopping anymore. These types of women will just suck
your wallet dry and leave you emasculated. Fortunately,you
can usually see this type coming from a mile away. 9. The Club Girl Club girls are nothing more than fantasy women who have
been practically living in bars and clubs since they hit the
legal drinking age. They have beautiful faces with full lips, big
doe eyes, great legs, and all the curves you could ever ask for.
The problem in dating these women is that they love to wear
clothes that show off their great assets not just to you, but to every Tom, man-hood and Harry on the street. A woman like
this may be carefree and wild; however, once you take a
closer look, you'll realize that her entire life is a party and
most nights will end with her puking in your car. 10. The Feminist This type of woman can never be pleased by a man and she
believes that men are the cause of all the pains and suffering
of society. It is her strong belief that women are much more
intelligent than men and are capable of doing things "the
right way". You don't want to waste any time with this type of
woman because anything that you do will always be negative..[/center]life and Style If you find that the women you date always turn out to be
annoying or weird in some way, maybe you're just choosing
the wrong type of woman. Although dating is not about putting people into categories,
there are some personalities that just make a guy want to
turn and run. If you steer clear of these 10 types of women,
you'll avoid some major headaches in the future. 1. The Chatterbox This is the woman who never shuts up, barely stopping to
breathe. Seemingly only concerned about what is going on in
her life, she always has to make a comment about everything
and dominates conversations. 2. The Desperate Chick This type of woman will seem fantastic at first, until she starts
talking about your wedding location, how many kids she
wants and the name of your future dog-right after the first
date! When a woman advances WAY faster than normal, watch
out. She NEEDS a man so bad that she's willing to put anybody
in that slot, even the homeless guy on the corner. 3. The Overly-Critical Woman Anything you do for this type of woman is simply not good
enough. Nothing seems to work unless it is done according to
her standards. Anything that is said by anyone will be quickly
taken out of context to become some sort of insult or some
reason to wage war against the world. This type of woman
has plenty of emotional baggage and will make you an angry and bitter person as there will be nothing but misery with her. 4. The Bimbo This type of woman can't obtain a GED but has managed to
secure a PhD in the science of the bedroom. This is an
intellectually challenged woman who looks great but, in all
honesty, shouldn't open her mouth. Her skills are
unquestionably only rooted in the physical realm and unless
you're just after one-night stands, you do not want to bring a stupid girl home to meet Mom and Dad. 5. The High Maintenance Chick If this type of woman breaks a nail, she expects you to drop
everything you're doing to drive her to the salon immediately.
Her daddy always told her she was a princess and she expects
to be treated like one at all times. She has expensive taste and
expects you to shower her with only the best things and take
her out to posh places on a regular basis. 6. The Clingy Girl This woman is a nuisance who can't go anywhere or do
anything without the company of her man. She'll adopt your
interests, calls 20 times a day and fly off the handle anytime
she's not around to monitor your behavior. This type of
woman will smother any chance of you missing her by
insisting that you spend every waking moment with her, refusing to let you go out with the boys or spend any
significant amount of time with anyone else. 7. The Baby's Mama This woman has a great physique, great personality and her
toes are pretty too! There's only one problem-she's got a
pretty large amount of children with assorted "baby-daddy's",
and when women like this get desperate, any and every guy
has the potential to be "daddy." This woman got knocked up
by somebody that she was supposedly in love with, and not only is she a bad judge of character, she's GROSSLY
irresponsible. The same guys that are "jerks" now are the
same guys she once thought the world of and had
unprotected sex with. 8. The Gold Digger The Gold-Digger will compliment you on your expensive
watch, ask you what kind of car you drive, what you do for a
living, where you live and so on. Like the high maintenance
woman, the Gold Digger is basically looking for a sugar daddy,
she'll size you up within the first five minutes and drop you
just as quickly if your cash flow runs out and you can't take her shopping anymore. These types of women will just suck
your wallet dry and leave you emasculated. Fortunately,you
can usually see this type coming from a mile away. 9. The Club Girl Club girls are nothing more than fantasy women who have
been practically living in bars and clubs since they hit the
legal drinking age. They have beautiful faces with full lips, big
doe eyes, great legs, and all the curves you could ever ask for.
The problem in dating these women is that they love to wear
clothes that show off their great assets not just to you, but to every Tom, man-hood and Harry on the street. A woman like
this may be carefree and wild; however, once you take a
closer look, you'll realize that her entire life is a party and
most nights will end with her puking in your car. 10. The Feminist This type of woman can never be pleased by a man and she
believes that men are the cause of all the pains and suffering
of society. It is her strong belief that women are much more
intelligent than men and are capable of doing things "the
right way". You don't want to waste any time with this type of
woman because anything that you do will always be negative..

Teacher says: name one type of gas u know.
John:- Oxygen gas Chris:- Nitrogen gas Peter:-
Hydrogen gas Akpos:-Tear gas! Teacher (angry):
Akpos, u have one more chance or u'll be punished. Akpos (thinks hard) and replied- Fabregas

plz guys i need touch screen games for nokia e6... D ones i downloaded re nt d screen size

GOOD NEWS From me 2 u all in 2013...
Don't buy a calendar... Just Use the one of 1985, 1991 & 2002! Its the same with the 2013 calendar!!! No be Play o!