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Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by harlos: 5:05pm On Feb 19, 2013
When it rings it vibrate without switching the vibrate on
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by segxyrema: 5:10pm On Feb 19, 2013
Nigerians always turn their back to their helpers,when they have been relieved of their burdens....before the arrival of china products how many nigerians can boast of having a phone as at year 2000 to 2008....but now that china has regulated nigerian markets thereby free us from some importers.......they are now bad producers
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by mikky2k2(m): 5:28pm On Feb 19, 2013
the most anoying thing is dat dz china phones have been made in almost all d smartphones... We nw hv china bb, china htc, china samsung galaxy, even d latest iphone5 don get china... All dy do is wait for a good product dy can copy and mess it up with poor pic quality,... 5 sim slots.. 3 memory card slot.. Imagine china samsung galaxy s3 has an inbuilt memory of 200kb only...

Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by logonlaredo: 5:52pm On Feb 19, 2013
LWKMD!!!!!!!!
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by Chefo(m): 6:00pm On Feb 19, 2013
Abeg who know this guy wen write this make tell am say somebody fainted as a result of laugh-o. Even me I no fit control my own. Lol.....
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by nnennaada1(f): 6:22pm On Feb 19, 2013
i don laf tire bt dem beta pas naija 4 technology. kudos 2 china
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by sunnyt1(m): 6:29pm On Feb 19, 2013
But do you know that Google has bought techno and they are producing wonderful and decent phones. Please when next you go to SLOT or any other phone shop, ask for techno T1 or N3, they are Android phones with unbelievable features.
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by STEKENT: 7:31pm On Feb 19, 2013
China phone is now going higher with new features and operating system. China break the monopoly of Nokia Samsung Sony Erickson and the like. Remember china fone have blacklistfeature wc allow you to block unwanted calls, set your talking time, and record your calls while making call. China fone have really done well but they need to improve on the standard.
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by Nobody: 7:55pm On Feb 19, 2013
rafhell:

2. when after switching it off, it still rings

I remember when I was writing my WAEC. I was using a China phone then. I read overnight so I set an alarm to wake up. By the time I got to the exam hall, I switched off the phone and put in my pocket only for the alarm to start ringing again during the exam. I was dumbfounded.
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by Nobody: 8:08pm On Feb 19, 2013
If you can check your BMI, perform Ovulation test, pregnancy possibility test,Safe period,quantity of water needed daily then its a China Phone
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by Lachynos2k2(m): 8:10pm On Feb 19, 2013
if u use am snap picture,e go be lyk say u rub palmcake.
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by drake2(m): 11:29pm On Feb 19, 2013
2. The phone has TV, MicroWave, To­uch, Nail cutter, toothbrush, fire­lighter, food fla­sk etc.

5. When an aeroplane passes; it records one missed call.

6. When big truck hoots; it records charger connected.[/quote] lol
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by SOUTHSOUTH1: 12:26am On Feb 20, 2013
WHICH ONE NIGERIA DON PRODUCE? grin
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by timilehing(m): 3:18am On Feb 20, 2013
bluejeff: My friend use to say a china phone with 6 speakers, 2 in front, 2 at the back and one each on the sides, one can start a party with it. grin
5.1 sound system!
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by adevest: 5:03am On Feb 20, 2013
Are not all phones being made from China including the brand phones which are only different because they requested for higher quality?. Even IPhones are made from china to reduce cost of production and increase the profit.
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by gudexdarex: 6:36am On Feb 20, 2013
Chinco ppl 2 na tif
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by STEKENT: 7:17am On Feb 20, 2013
Dont mind them, most of iphone,htc,tablet,blackberry,even laptop are made in china and transfer to USA,UK and co. China have done well and their economy is booming. Can you believe it that most Nigeria big company go to china to customise the china made products to sell to Nigerians at exuberant prices since we are all craving for London,US material
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by apvkt(m): 7:59am On Feb 20, 2013
Hi guys,
Is there any specific brand which is good in china model handset?? Is China model handset totally bad??
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by nas4q(m): 7:02pm On Feb 21, 2013
victorD3: You don't need a DJ for your party if you have the right songs in it. The sound is as loud as any speaker you can find in a club
dat was those days. now china phones like tecno and i-tel are really producing good phones
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by Nobody: 12:10pm On Mar 07, 2013
1. It comes with a built in street theatre (louder dan home theatre).
2. The touch light is brighter than that of Zaaki azzey.
3. If its written NOKIA, then notice the speed at which the two hands shake like when Igbo man transact successful business.
4. When the phone cannot differentiate between "Made neatly in Taiwan" (MNT) and "Mobile telecommunication Nigeria" (MTN)
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by Davidgerald: 4:48pm On Mar 07, 2013
china fone wit 3sims is called bold3..... Wen u send music it enters into d sim memory....n text enters into d memory card....
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by princysharma90(f): 12:06pm On Mar 08, 2013
crownfits: 1. It gets full after 3 minutes of charging

2. The phone has TV, MicroWave, To­uch, Nail cutter, toothbrush, fire­lighter, food fla­sk etc.

3. Text message can be written with a toothpick.

4. There are some spelling mistakes e.g Nokla, blackderr­y, i-porn, samswa­g etc.

5. When an aeroplane passes; it records one missed call.

6. When big truck hoots; it records charger connected.

Too good... Lolz.... grin
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by Nobody: 4:52pm On Mar 08, 2013
when it shows five network bars and 3g when no sim card is inserted
Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by Nobody: 6:17pm On Mar 08, 2013
Wheneva u put it in flight mode na dat time u go ans cal pas...or e mistakenly ring 4 bus driver go match break tinking he has reach de last b/stop...u com play music witam 4 20mins de ba3 go hot...u mistakenly buyam 4 ur gf as gift next week una go break'up...de tv no go eva clear...sumtimes de hole button go seize...if ur papa dey get HBP no try use akpako master as ringtone

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