ALKARULEZZ:
For those in need of room mates.. Add me up on Whatsapp or Call ==>> 08037395709

the great OSE how far u na... U jur calm down block me for whatsapp con delete me from the group...

Good Day pple... Is there anyway I can configure my verizone bb 9930 device so my etisalat subscription can work on it??

ALKARULEZZ:
lol.. Those aunties don grow wings na

LOL... NA wa for u o ose... Which kind wings na benin winch own abi na does Ondo winch

When pple start complaining, just know u re doing sth Right... Keep up the Good work niqqa... More grease to ur elbow

Morkavictor:
go huz o,dat town dey attract hunger.

me don reach gidi already like dis gan...

Morkavictor:
u beta go huz,d form go likely come out after 2nd semester don start.

bros wetin make u feel so E be like say na wetin I go do be dat cos na cigar life I dey live for this town like dis

ALKARULEZZ:
lol baba.. I greet u anyhow boss.

Post-UTME form?

yes the post utme form.. Cos I still dey the stupid town dey roast hoping say the form go come out this week.. But nth new, so I wan know weather I go fit buy am online via my atm.. Na my younger broda and him fwends I wan but the form for tho

ALKARULEZZ:
Tanx baba, ur teeth complete (but na 4th calendar go stat to run on code) .....some depts fit nor stat lectures til 24th sef

The great ose... Why u dey reply these dudes wey dey live cigar life? Anyways I wan know weather I go fit buy the form online...

PatienceAl: SCREENING
wah u nid:

1. acceptance teller
2. medical teller
3. Original statement of result
4. Original Testimonial
5. Computer sheet
6. Birth cert
7. LGA of origin
8. REFERENCE letter.
9. Original WAEC/NECO result.

If u look at the files given to u at the library, they are five depending on ur dept.
the red one stand for originals. there u will put all ur originals. the 4yellow stand for duplicate. so dat means wat ever u have in the red should be Photo copied 4
times so dat each yellow files have the same document as that in the original.
Now U can go to ur dept u wil be given 5 documents. They are:

1. Form for Acceptance of provisional offer of admission. if they did not give u
five of this u are to complete it by
photocopying then split it into the five file u have then fill it and attach 5 passports to the five. photo copying should be done
b4 filling not after. this form should be the first the screening officer sees wen he
opens each of ur files.

2.Clearance form. it should be done like no1. it should be d second file d S.O sees wen he opens each file

3.Peronal data. done like no1. 3rd in each file

4.Medical form. same tin. 4th in each

5. Form of Guarantee. This should be taken to d court where a barrister, lawyer, magistrate, or watever will fill the space
that says commissioner of oaths...
photocopy and split into the yellows as the 5th

6th in each files should be Statement of result.

7th Testimonial

8th Computersheet

9th Original waec result/ signed letter of verification.

10th Birth cert

11th LGA of origin

then pin your Acceptance teller and medicall teller to it.
The files are to be paforated.
Now notin can stop ur screening.
A week or 4days after screening u can now go and generate ur mat number at d skul cafe N100.
U can now go and pay ur skul fee......

bros when the screening dey actually start? I hear say na march

astronautog: END TIME chick asking an END TIME question.sum1 pls give her an END TIME answer

now am confused.... How is dat an end time question? Abi you too don turn okotie?

astronautog: END TIME QUESTION

wetin be your own and end time na

soloswag: were u day go??

shey u no see en route warri??.

astronautog: So person go stay hux reach march Na wa o

omo the matter tire me too o... But make we happy say we don at least know when we go resume... Which course dem give u?

soloswag: i stil beliv say na rumour joor..delsu no fit disobey ASUU...mak we wait n see sha

make we wait till tomorow before we go know the whole story

News Alert!!! ASUU Strike Called-
off, Delsu to Resume on Monday
9th Dec., 2013. Details for
Semester time-table soon... Na so delsu help desk post am o

Abeg make una do una own first... So that when guys don hustle finish una go explain everything to us

PatienceAl: afta u must av logged in wid ur username and password. . .itz qona display a paqe where u can fill some of ur info. . .e.g. o'level etc.. .afta dah...read carefully and continue filling all d tabs...datzall. . .afta u must av generated d pin. . .take d slip 2 any of d 3banks affiliated wid delsu acceptance payment in ABK. . .pay and go back 2d cafe 2 complete ya payment. . .

NOTE: d site is http://www.delsuonline.com

ur username is ur Jamb Reg. Numba e.g. 34196661AK

ur password is d combo of ur surname and ur date of birth. . .surname preferably in capital letters tho. . .and date of birth: day comes 1st, month comes 2nd and d year comes last. . .e.g. AKPORS OBAKPORORO born on d 32nd of December 2014. . .lets say d surname is Akpors. . .d password iz qona be "AKPORS32122014". . .but december no reach 32nd ooooo

Thanks alot... I didnt know dat u wld fill those form before generating the pin

PatienceAl: I DON EVEN TAYA TO DEY POST DIS TIN. . .but pple dey always wan know wetin dey sup. . .anyhw sha i go kari post am again. . .

4 dose who ar avin issues wid d acceptance ish....here iz d info:

PROCEDURES FOR ACCEPTANCE/ SCREENING

1. Visit a cyber cafe to Generate Virtual Pin, Print out the pin generated Visit the specified bank for payment 10,000.00 + 1,000.00 bank commission.

2. After payment, come back to the portal and continue your acceptance, Printout the acceptance page.

3. Medical, Visit the specified bank for payment 3,000.00

4. Visit the Main Library for your Screening forms

5. A day after, visit the School Health Centre with your Medical form for your Medical Screening.

6. Locate your various Department for Departmental Screening.


....and payment is on o. . .crowd don dey pay wella o. . .....

#hunger dey hold ma career here. . .make man pikin go revitalize. . .#

UNA DOH O

the problem is generating the pin

PatienceAl: Delsu site don run down again o. . . .wetin dem wan put now ooo

if u've qat any ish wid d acceptance stuff. . .jex add me on 2qo "ALKARULEZ" 4 1st hand step-by-step guidance

**wishinq y'all a fulfillinq week ahead**

bros pls accept my request o... My username is mikkygeezy

Abeg oh... Those that ave paid their acceptance fee, pls kindly tell us the way to go about it o...

pls o somebody help.... I ave been trying to generate my pin from delsuonline.com but i ave not been successful o... somebody pls tell me how to go about it? somebody anybody *desperate*

Biz Adm freshers lets hook up

aieo: Please o!!! i need candid opinions on this Am hearing that the jamb admission is fake how true is this

Truly your jamb admission is fake...

Aderemi275:


We don hear am before....




Wat's NEW??

I no tell you wey don hear a before, na pple wey never hear am i dey tell

Those losing hope, second batch is not yet out o... The supposed second batch is the continuation of the first batch...

lorettafrancis: It's out...I wasn't lucky either,WORK TINS till next year

i laff at u for giving up... I get work o

Hello delsuites... I just want to know if anybody has been admitted in economics... Cos i was passed and no admission yet

InsaneTamie: Drake's the fish brain here...forgive him Breezy!!!

how can you call drizzy the fish brain? Aven't heard the full story

Ena1: happy independence to Everyone except Nigeria...celebrating the same stuff over again with no sincerity in it....

bros what is happy about this independence??

Nice one drizzy... Thank God that fish brain chris came back to his senses

Is this post meant to be funny?? Cos i don't think it is o

Hahahahahahaha... I can't stop laughing... So you husband actually told you he is sleeping with her or he slept with her... Your husband na the biggest Otondo of our time(that is if this story na true)