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Re: ASUU Strike Call Off by OputaEucharia(f): 7:46pm On Jul 30, 2013
lmao
Re: ASUU Strike Call Off by piusjoe(m): 9:45am On Aug 02, 2013
An irritating joke!
Re: ASUU Strike Call Off by greentaiwo(m): 8:54pm On Aug 03, 2013
U don hear am. Strike z endin in 2yrs. Fynd smth 2 do.
Re: ASUU Strike Call Off by braine(m): 9:21pm On Aug 03, 2013
And you people are still replying this thread? I tire for Nairalanders o.
Re: ASUU Strike Call Off by Easykel21(m): 10:34am On Sep 02, 2013
Darejyde: Its either you can't read or you don't understand what you read, what's dee rumor? Τo even tink you are an undergraduate Iƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇ hopelessness for you!
hey,.....dnt b too hard on him...mayb he didnt go trough d stuff grin
Re: ASUU Strike Call Off by johnny92(m): 9:35pm On Sep 23, 2013
Wot d hell is dis all about..who is making dis kind of joke here
Re: ASUU Strike Call Off by Mikkygeezy(m): 12:31am On Sep 28, 2013
Is this post meant to be funny?? Cos i don't think it is o
Re: ASUU Strike Call Off by Nobody: 1:30pm On Sep 28, 2013
Shows hw well u're utilising ur own tym...
Re: ASUU Strike Call Off by flayvour: 3:13pm On Oct 02, 2013
sad!....I wonder when they are going to call it off
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Re: ASUU Strike Call Off by pedrojustice: 11:05am On Oct 12, 2013
Lol

Re: ASUU Strike Call Off by MarilynNash(f): 12:06pm On Oct 12, 2013
kachi04: after i don jubilate and fan wan cut off my hand wir i dey jump up at dis topic, i come realise dat its a madman's post. mtttchew...
lmho
Re: ASUU Strike Call Off by Prymestrr(m): 8:11pm On Oct 12, 2013
Marilyn_Nash: lmho
Hmmmmm!... I'm lyking dis new laughing type. Btw, wats d full meaning of LMHO!
God forbid dt it means wat i fink it means.^_^

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Re: ASUU Strike Call Off by Nobody: 9:43pm On Oct 12, 2013
Nomski0: Is this true? I'm tired of all these rumours o. Some one should confirm this na.
wat's dia 2 confirm again, the OP says it's a joke because he came from the family of jokers.
Re: ASUU Strike Call Off by ngoziowotubo: 9:54am On Oct 14, 2013
i have a dream that ASUU strike will call off today 4pm
Re: ASUU Strike Call Off by daf1: 10:07am On Oct 14, 2013
No gv student high BP ooh.
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Re: ASUU Strike Call Off by fumeah(f): 6:57pm On Oct 15, 2013
May u become Oguns slave and Obatalas driver
Re: ASUU Strike Call Off by Victorjoseph(m): 10:49pm On Oct 15, 2013
ebgbest:
ASUU STRIKE CALLED OFF!;
congratulations to all university
students, just about an hour ago
the ASUU chairman broke the
announcement, which is
considered a big one for all
university students. After calling
off the strike, the media went
ahead to ask if the federal
government has met the demands
of ASUU. Out of dismay,the ASUU
chairman shook his head and said
he was disappointed with the
media more than he his with the
FG, saying the media formed a
deaf ear to the strike, that an
average Nigerian does not know
that universities are on strike. He
condemned the media's lack of
publicity. After expressing his
anger he went ahead to say that
the Government is doing nothing
concerning our demands, even
after a closed door meeting with
the education minister where the
President said he has so many
issues to deal with now than to
start spending more money on
universities. After the meeting
however, the chairman of the
newly formed party ACP called
the chairman of ASUU to a
meeting with ACN, CPC, and the
AFGAN governor who promised
ASUU that they would give ear to
ASUU's demand and will do more-
one of which every student will
be given a bursary award which
is to cover 50% of every student
fee, that is, for spending 5 years
in the universities. 2 years fee
would be paid by FG, and every
student who graduates with first
class would stand a chance to do
their masters in canada, while
those with lower credit and pass
would continue their study in
South Africa and Ghana
respectively. Also, salary of VC's
would be increased by 90%. After
this meeting, the ASUU chairman
called off the strike asking all
students to resume at their
various schools on the first week
of June 2015, that about 2 years
time, of course after voting in
ACP. Its so sad that you sat
down and read all this poo, that
means you are as jobles.
Men, go find work. This strike
would last more than we thought.
lol,4uck u @op
Re: ASUU Strike Call Off by OKPARIPO(m): 11:03pm On Oct 15, 2013
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Re: ASUU Strike Call Off by VMLTDSMS(m): 8:39pm On Oct 19, 2013
”Return to classrooms”, Jonathan appeals to ASUU

on October 19, 2013 / in News 5:03 pm / Comments


Ado-Ekiti – President Goodluck Jonathan on Saturday in Ado-Ekiti appealed to members of the Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU) to return to the classrooms in the interest of their students.

He made the appeal at the inauguration of the College of Engineering Complex at the Afe Babalola University, Ado-Ekiti (ABUAD), Ekiti State.

The three-storey college complex was also named after the President.

Jonathan urged ASUU members to heed his appeal saying that whatever their grievances might be, keeping students out of school for four months was unpatriotic.

“I once again appeal to the entire membership of ASUU to pause and ponder on the adverse effect of their action on the future of the vibrant youths of this great nation.

“The collective destiny of tens of thousands of tomorrow’s leaders should not be held hostage to vagaries of labour disputes.

“As long as we are humans, as long as we are a developing society, this labour dispute must come up.

“I always say that even in the developed societies we hear about labour dispute; and there is no society, even the most developed, that has provided the facilities for every worker. (NAN)

- See more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/10/return-classrooms-jonathan-appeals-ASUU/#sthash.R440y1Bp.dpuf
Re: ASUU Strike Call Off by matthew5975: 12:16pm On Oct 20, 2013
smileyUr r mad ooo grin
Re: ASUU Strike Call Off by imaxpete: 7:39am On Oct 21, 2013
ASUU and ASUP is only sugesting a very good option to all undergrads "GO LEARN WORK!" U think ur dream Job is being baricaded by the industral action? U lied. In Naija dream jobs are only in ur night dreams. If u want one wait till night time to get a job during ur sleep or else stay awake and look 4 something 2 do.
Re: ASUU Strike Call Off by Ohibenemma(m): 9:22am On Oct 22, 2013
Re: ASUU Strike Call Off by williamssmith: 1:56pm On Oct 23, 2013
guy you fucking oooo lol hahahahah. anyway i dey my way to south africa na as am reading and posting dis message.
Re: ASUU Strike Call Off by Chuksegwu001(m): 2:02pm On Oct 29, 2013
So this guy bcs u have been ignored, is it not high time u remove this nonsense?

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