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I hope say d MCARD no get porn inside??!!

Chai chai

Freelanswer:
How creative! Whoever did this should contact me for a hand shake.

Who ur handshake don hlp?? Comot here

Me: @op do you knw why ma great grandma is still alive??

Op: @Mileslamar no bros pls tell me.

Me: @op becuz she dey always mind her business

Hian.

E be lyk say e dey swt to open thread

airmirthd1:
What is this?

You don comot breast so?

HateU2:
Must u fvck her on ur 1st day out

No mind the novice. The gal get sense pass am self.

jmichlins:
when you import raw materials from scarce forex at 300/$, pay workers and buy diesel to power your factory not forgetting bank interest and tax, you can choose to sell for free and we will rush. Even if they sell the car at 300k you will not buy you know why? you no get money

Hahahahaha

may01:
That's a very beautiful gown

What of the wearer ?

The female version of Luis Suarez..




Guys oya enter here...

https://www.nairaland.com/2955367/proverbs-pidgin-english-translation

No kids zone.

1. Pikin wey go grow big teeth suppose grow big mouth cover am.

Translation : A child that will grow big teeth has got to grow big lips to cover them.


2. Because sun too hot no mean say fowl go lay boiled eggs.

Translation : Because the sun is very hot doesn't mean an hen would lay boiled eggs.


3. Na small small dem take dey lick hot soup.

Translation: you av got to take your time before you can consume a hot soup.

Okey guys pls add yours.

Cc lalasticala

I almost wanked with ur profile picture... Na Joke o.. It's obvious ur boss just wanna double tap ur ukwu, tell him you av a fiance .

GNLD

Sad.. saw on it on stv news.. Surprised it's not yet on nairalands front page ... Smh, NL dey fall hand sha.

I need to be famous,

Nice

Thanks for your acceptation may God blasst your village

If dix shi no make front page make ma mouth big lyk mo'cheda own.

Tah the power of money.. Olajumoke the bread seller comes to mind.

She came to my house, no lite, I ON gen, I comot frm toilet, she shy blah blah op Dan ubanka

Is wa o

Make him no stain Genny o

prettythicksme:

Oya sowie

prettythicksme:
Who is aunty?call me momma!

Sugar momma?

naughtynaughty:
ure more fuvked niqqa

Cos its ur pm no1 is replyn

Jeez ma , Person no fit follow you play small? Am sorry.

prettythicksme:
See look face,i no b girl i dey burst balls

Lol sorry Aunty

prettythicksme:
So u b mugu?

Becareful wit me o , I dey beat girls anyhow

cruzita:
no I be old lady

K

cruzita:
well let's say 3-10 daily

Wow dats plenty.. Wait wait, you be girl?