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Crime / Re: Breaking News: Kano Child Bride Accused Of Murder Freed by mimicious(f): 7:25am On Jun 10, 2015
Praise God, let the idiot rot in hell
Crime / Re: Woman Bathes Neighbour With Hot Water by mimicious(f): 7:20am On Jun 10, 2015
[quote author=mistypiper post=34596346]Amebo too much.... i wish she had access to ACID. [

Haha, not nice

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Crime / Re: Wife allegedly kills Husband for Planning to have another Wife by mimicious(f): 1:50pm On Jun 09, 2015
I guess she is happy undecided
Crime / Re: One Dead, 60 Houses Razed As Friends Fight Over Girlfriend In Akwa Ibom(photo) by mimicious(f): 6:19am On Jun 09, 2015
That lady must be lucifer's girlfriend. See havoc
Crime / Re: 23 Year Old Lebanese Caught With Cocaine At Lagos Airport (photos) by mimicious(f): 9:40pm On Jun 08, 2015
Qualer:

chai babe... this your pikcho dey sweet me for body like dis...

# eye lashes #
Crime / Re: 23 Year Old Lebanese Caught With Cocaine At Lagos Airport (photos) by mimicious(f): 9:12pm On Jun 08, 2015
famobaba:
A 23 year old Lebanese, Yves Awad has been nabbed while trying to sneak out 260 grammes of cocaine at the Murtala Mohammed International Airport (MMIA), Lagos.

NDLEA commander at the Lagos Airport, Mr Hamza Umar said the case is being investigated. “A 23 year old Lebanese has been apprehended with 260 grammes of cocaine. The drug was hidden inside his boxer shorts. I am happy that FAAN assisted us in making this arrest. When the drug was field tested, it proved positive for cocaine. The suspect holds a dual citizenship of Nigeria and Lebanon. He was found to have traveled to Nigeria from Lebanon six times since January 2015. The case is under investigation” Hamza stated.

The Chairman/Chief Executive of the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency (NDLEA), Ahmadu Giade commended the management of the Federal Airports Authority of Nigeria (FAAN) over the arrest of a Lebanese at the Murtala Mohammed International Airport (MMIA) Lagos. The intelligence that led to the arrest of the suspect, Yves Awad last weekend was supplied by FAAN to the NDLEA. The arrest occurred during the outward screening of passengers on Middle East Airline flight.

More details and photos here - http://expressng.com/2015/06/23-year-old-lebanese-caught-with-cocaine-at-lagos-airport/


See as him pose
Crime / Re: PICTURE: Suspected Child Traffickers Nabbed In Imo State by mimicious(f): 1:02pm On Jun 08, 2015
22YEARS

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Crime / Re: Man Docked For Coke ‘theft by mimicious(f): 9:16am On Jun 08, 2015
[quote author=handie post=34538854][/quote]



If u talk about equality before the law, such law does not exist in nigeria. Just only in books
Politics / Re: President Buhari Travels To Germany With Fashola, Dambazau by mimicious(f): 9:09am On Jun 08, 2015
Shortyy:
shuttup

Please use a snipper on him angry
Politics / Re: President Buhari Travels To Germany With Fashola, Dambazau by mimicious(f): 9:08am On Jun 08, 2015
IbnSultaan:
You need deliverance

Bring him over
Politics / Re: President Buhari Travels To Germany With Fashola, Dambazau by mimicious(f): 9:02am On Jun 08, 2015
ECOTERRORS:
While BH reign supreme, our Daura President is travelling round the world


Touring mood activated
Politics / Re: Ben Bruce Sees No Point Why Gov Shettima Should Join PMB To Germany by mimicious(f): 8:58am On Jun 08, 2015
StepTwo:


Pls, Oga Musiwa. Where did you read your own article from that you left all the way to comment here?

.

I think you are in the wrong thread.


I wonder oo, I dey imagine how fashola relate to the matter
Family / Re: Right Age To Get Married As A Guy! by mimicious(f): 8:43am On Jun 08, 2015
obitee69:
Also its very difficult to find loyal good girls. Most cute classy girls prefer guys that maybe live on the island or drive range rovers. How many girls can start with a guy in a 1 bed? undecided

Are u ready
Family / Re: Right Age To Get Married As A Guy! by mimicious(f): 8:42am On Jun 08, 2015
IamLEGEND1:
have someone chop off ur dìck, the matter wont weigh on ur mind anymore
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Please help him
Crime / Re: Wife Kills Hubby For Allegedly Keeping Late Night In Kaduna by mimicious(f): 8:40am On Jun 08, 2015
kokolet007:
Wives killing their husbands these days is alarming!

The coin has switched
Romance / Re: Guy Reveals His Shock Discovering He Had Twins Ex-gf Said She Had Aborted by mimicious(f): 8:33am On Jun 08, 2015
wiringdpt:
Where is your brain?
Politics / Re: Abacha Died 17years Ago Today...What Do You Remember Him For??? by mimicious(f): 8:28am On Jun 08, 2015
Chiscomax:
i remember him as a man who ate an apple given to him by an indian prostitute and died. #Careless Aristotle!.


But sha, apple don dey do great things since time immemorial;
1)Apple made Adam realize he was adamatical. who gave him the apple? (A lady,Eve)
2)Isaac Newton postulated the law of motion after apple fell on his head. who plantes the apple tree? i guess a lady also
3)the mighty man of terror fell in the year 1998, Sani Abacha. What killed him? Apple from an indian B!TCH.



shout out to all Barcelona fans in the house!




Up barca # barca for live
Pets / Re: I Got My Tortoise Yesterday...courtesy Yula Farms Kaduna by mimicious(f): 2:10pm On Jun 07, 2015
naijainfogalery:
If an African mum should see this, first of all she would first give you some myth about tortoise then she will call a 7 days fasting and prayer for you. having a tortoise pet is really weird, a pet that doesnt even recognise you, cant communicate abeggy



African mom will be like #chukwudi of all things is the spirit of sluggishness u brought into the house kwa#
Education / Re: Induction Of IMSU Theater Art Freshers (Photos) by mimicious(f): 11:13am On Jun 06, 2015
I came to see the unclothed
Politics / Re: Governor Oshiomhole And Wife Iara by mimicious(f): 10:30pm On Jun 05, 2015
Sijo01:
My Governor don dey fine o since him marry tongue


Fresh blood at work
Romance / Re: Pictures &Video:See The Marriage Proposal That Got A Lady Rolling On The Floor by mimicious(f): 6:01pm On Jun 05, 2015
misspicy:
God let ma day come soonest.....am speechless.


In loud response AMEN
Events / Re: What Your Birth Month Say About You by mimicious(f): 2:06pm On Jun 05, 2015
leftyansh:


like seriously.. wondering why the curse between mimi your are beautiful kiss kiss kiss

M December baby that's y I acted that way. Thanks for the compliment grin

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Politics / Re: NYSC Member Converts To Islam To Celebrate Buhari's Win by mimicious(f): 8:20am On Jun 05, 2015
His choice
Events / Re: What Your Birth Month Say About You by mimicious(f): 11:30pm On Jun 04, 2015
leftyansh:
DECEMBER BABY

This straight-up means ur the most good-looking person possible... better than all of these other months! Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive in everything.Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to, though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision, yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Has that someone always on his/her mind. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. one guy/girl kind of person. Loveable. Easily hurt.


December kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
this is so true about me cheesy grin except the curse :



If you dont repost this to 12 people curse will follow you till one year.
e be like say u dey mad abi? why the curse angry






It's like the op is crazy with that last sentence
Family / Re: He Found A Condom In His Mum's Bag..what Should He Do? by mimicious(f): 8:32pm On Jun 04, 2015
opedaydydx9:
looking for condom to steal
grin
opedaydydx9:
looking for condom to steal
Literature / Re: Story Of Addiction..... (love Story) by mimicious(f): 6:49pm On Jun 04, 2015
hazardous:
She never expected the response I gave her. I made it look so real with the tone in my voice; which almost sounds like someone that's crying. She kept on telling me sorry and insisted that I ought to have told my parents. I shifted the topic to something else; asked her if she would want to have sexx with me again despite the pain she had today. She gladly replied with a joyous yes. We chatted for awhile and we called it a day.
I laid on my bed and I thought of the event of today and I didn't know the time that I slept off. I woke up around 8am on the new Friday morning. I sat down thinking about how the event of today would look like. Adedoyin and Sarah are coming back to Lagos today. I don't know when there plane would be touching the ground. I just hope that they come early; so that I can get to see my sweet heart(s).
I shifted my mind off them when I remembered that Chidinma would soon be around. I lazily got off the bed and went straight to the bathroom. I did my early morning exercise; brushed my teeth and took my bath. I put on my clothes and I went to the parlour; expecting and thinking what might happen when chidinma comes around. I waited for what seems like ages; my Chidinma didn't come nor call me to inform me about her location. I dialled her number but it was switched off. I began to get worried about her not coming on time.
I puts on a slippers and went to stand outside our gate. I looked down the street; hoping to see her coming on a bike but just got disappointed. I was really missing her and I just kept dialling her number until when I saw Nifemi (bread seller) coming towards my direction. She was with her tray of bread on her head as expected. I hurriedly puts back my phone in my pocket and I puts on a charming smile on my face.

Me: good morning Ifemi
Nifemi: (smiling) good morning Femi.. hope you are doing fine?
Me: (smiling) never would have felt better now. It's nice seeing you today, after futile search since our first conversation.
Nifemi: hmnnnn... I hope I could say the same but I have to rush down to deliver these bread to a very good customer and I'm running late with you around. Can we please chat another time?
Me: no problem... at least you can give me your phone number as you promise to.

She seems in a hurry to leave and she didn't bother arguing about not giving me. She collected my phone and she punched her number on it. I dialled the number and the call went through but it didn't ring out around the environment.

Me: the phone is ringing but it's.... (cuts me off)
Nifemi: the phone is not with me here... I'm charging it at home. I will call you back when I'm with the phone.
Me: (smiling but unhappy) if you do, that would make me the happiest man on earth.
Nifemi: (smiling) can I please go now?
Me: (smiling) sure... I will be expecting your call.

She didn't even answer me and she rushed off with a tray. I looked closely at her back and I felt a huge bulge in between my thighs. I really want to have a go at her. I was seriously thinking on how I'm going to get her on my bed when a bike parked by my side. It's Chidinma. She is putting on a very seductive dress.


I beg u to please update. Being reading this story since last night , just got to the last write up. U are the best
Health / Re: FAAN Security Staff Land In Hospital After Custom Men Beat Them To Pulp (photos) by mimicious(f): 6:22pm On Jun 03, 2015
That man with the big tommy
Crime / Re: Ondo Policemen Kill Driver In Custody, Label Him Armed Robber- The Punch by mimicious(f): 5:06pm On Jun 03, 2015
Bloody ass holes
Politics / Re: Yusuf Buhari And Sisters At Presidential Inauguration Gala Night (photo) by mimicious(f): 10:05pm On May 30, 2015
VictoriaBee:
Gosh! The dude at the middle is hot with sumptuous lips. grin

Thought it was only me that noticed, the guy is even looking dop than yusuf
Politics / Re: Buhari And Osinbajo Declare Their Assets by mimicious(f): 9:20pm On May 30, 2015
wachakuta:


http://thenationonlineng.net/new/buhari-osinbajo-declare-assets/
Dem say dem declare asset, to who na?
Politics / Re: Buhari And Osinbajo Declare Their Assets by mimicious(f): 9:20pm On May 30, 2015
wachakuta:


http://thenationonlineng.net/new/buhari-osinbajo-declare-assets/
Dem say dem declare asset, to who na?
Politics / Re: Buhari And Osinbajo Declare Their Assets by mimicious(f): 9:19pm On May 30, 2015
wachakuta:


http://thenationonlineng.net/new/buhari-osinbajo-declare-assets/
Dem say dem declare asset, to who na?

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