Speechless

Richybang:
close to my crib there is this house owned by 6 dogs the aggressive once are capon and bull once the gate is opened you have to stay were you are no movement one Faithful day normally me and my pals do gather up by 3:30pm for football so the ball started for like 20min my friend (ak) was with the ball and i was close to him make i change English na so the gate open the owner of the dog was driving out those i was playing ball with quickly climbed the nearest tree they shouted i and yemi name before we could turn back see the two dogs i could not move my feet when i looked at my friend(ak) he was two building away i followed in the running they ran after us my busstop is just like express road you have carefully for us there was no time to look we just ran across the road i didn't know when i passed my mom shop we were faster than fast and furious what was ringing in my head was (run,dog,run,dog) on the marathon run with the dogs we can across an opened gate and closed it with full speed after some minutes the owner came to take the dogs away when we got to my mom shop she was like were we the one that ran we said yes she started laughing saying what she heard was zoom,zoom(i and ak) we were running like fowls

The zoom zoom cracked me up

Ilekeh:
What's the correlation between the threads contents nd the picture?

OyA MI lenu

Merciful God bring those children back to their parents.

Let he who have no sin cast the first stone.

Is your compound a joint venture? If no, biko u are entitled to your privacy.

I hope she does not drown out of excitement

donholy28:
But nawah for d hand o

Hhahahahhahahahah

And that is hilarious

gbadexy:
Nice one there.
I wonder how trailers could be loaded covertly with support materials and transported undetected to Nigeria's border.

That's because our system is kworupt

Send forth gone wrong

Op seduce them back

# I have a dream

Falling in love with the person that kidnapped u, interesting

I wont be surprised if she does in her next shoot

ChappyChase:
See your mouth! If you dey find dick, go porn site..

Lol, just kidding.

ChappyChase:
My mom told me I never bed wet, and she used me to brag to my brothers that whenever am pressed I cried and immediately she brings me out of the bed, I pee. Maybe that's the reason I've got a very tiny d!ck cause all my brothers who bed wet, have large d!ck including my younger ones! Very painful!!

Pictures or I donbilivit

I looked at his face, no wonder it's for audio book

uselessgoat:


Every one knows the south east is fond of special centers and exam malpractices. Stop sounding like the IGBOS are super brilliant. Yorubas are the best in Nigerian academics. The Igbos are only good at selling fake drugs and piracy of other peoples hardwork. This trash u posted up here will never change the fact that the igbos are semi illiterates

your monicker

See as dem mantain

if there is anything I like it's the first picture, the rest is a no

I will call it my most happy moment was getting admission after 8yrs

Are u still high

ahhhhhh prophet

May the good lord bless her with good health and bless her new age. Happy birthday to your mum

Looks to me like he just placed the plaster there

I think my most embarrassing moment was walking from my house to the bustop with my bra hanging on my cloth, despite two guys approached me I was forming # I don't talk to strangers

phlio:
......oga u get spiritual problem?

Hahhahahahhahahah, he is proudly Nigerian

Dorrobucci:
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Hii you've got a mail.

And I have replied

damiloladuke:
when I see the good deeds others are doing... I know I must be rich to do same .










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Start with the little u have

in sickness and in health

Very good