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WebmastersRe: Joomla FREE Training On Nairaland Live!!! by minimoha: 4:54pm On Oct 30, 2014
ZinoFego:
Ok. Clear your cache, restart your system, download another copy of Joomla, then load an entirely new website with new database and user. Sorry for the stress.
WebmastersRe: Joomla FREE Training On Nairaland Live!!! by minimoha: 5:43pm On Oct 25, 2014
ZinoFego:
Load Joomla 2.5 through AMPPS. Please revert the outcome
I tried that too buh it didn't work. Am confused and I don't know wat to do. Could it be because of my OS
WebmastersRe: Joomla FREE Training On Nairaland Live!!! by minimoha: 11:18pm On Oct 24, 2014
ZinoFego:
Load Joomla 2.5 through AMPPS. Please revert the outcome
thanks, I will try that
WebmastersRe: Joomla FREE Training On Nairaland Live!!! by minimoha: 4:00pm On Oct 24, 2014
ZinoFego:
Which Operating System(OS) is your computer using?
windows 8
WebmastersRe: Joomla FREE Training On Nairaland Live!!! by minimoha: 2:49pm On Oct 24, 2014
ZinoFego:
Try and install through AMPPS
I'm installing through ampps joomla 3.3
WebmastersRe: Joomla FREE Training On Nairaland Live!!! by minimoha: 10:53am On Oct 24, 2014
ZinoFego:
Joomla has not officially addressed the issue. Most solutions that worked for others don't work for some in respect to this issue. But what has worked for most persons I have worked with is, keep restarting the installation, clear your browser cache and also restart your system once in a while. It''ll be a matter of time, it'll definitely install and subsequent installations won't have issues.

The best way to run around it is, if you are using AMPPS, you can install Joomla using http://localhost/ampps or http://localhost:8080/ampps as your case may be. As soon as you enter that URL, a list of applications will be shown, you can select to install Joomla from there.

Installing Joomla in an online server has no issues.
using an offline server I can't proceed from configuration to database. the next won't work
pls wat do I do
Nairaland GeneralWhy Don't We Remember Being Babies? by minimoha(op): 1:37pm On Oct 21, 2014
Virtually nobody has memories from very early
childhood but it's not because we don't retain
information as young children. Rather, it may be
because at that age, our brains don't yet function in a
way that bundles information into the complex neural
patterns that we know as memories.
It's clear that young children do remember facts in the
moment such as who their parents are, or that one
must say "please" before mom will give you candy. This
is called "semantic memory."
Until sometime between the ages two and four,
however, children lack "episodic memory" -- memory
regarding the details of a specific event. Such
memories are stored in several parts of the brain's
surface, or "cortex." For example, memory of sound is
processed in the auditory cortexes, on the sides of the
brain, while visual memory is managed by the visual
cortex, at the back. A region of the brain called the
hippocampus ties all the scattered pieces together.
"If you think of your cortex as a flower bed, there are
flowers all across the top of your head," said Patricia
Bauer of Emory University in Atlanta. "The
hippocampus, tucked very neatly in the middle of your
brain, is responsible for pulling those all together and
tying them in a bouquet." The memory is the bouquet
-- the neural pattern of linkages between the parts of
the brain where a memory is stored.
So why do kids usually fail to record specific episodes
until the two-to-four age range? It may be because
that's when the hippocampus starts tying fragments of
information together, said psychologist Nora
Newcombe of Temple University in Philadelphia.
And there may be a reason for this, Newcombe said.
Episodic memory may be unnecessarily complex at a
time when a child is just learning how the world works.
"I think the primary goal of the first two years is to
acquire semantic knowledge and from that point of
view, episodic memory might actually be a distraction,"
Newcombe said.




Source: livescience.com

RomanceRe: 12 Wrong Things Girls Check Before Marrying A Guy. by minimoha: 6:50pm On Oct 17, 2014
Chai, all these tins u gals re sayin....hmmnn
short, broke, ugly guys nko. U mean say no hope to marry
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 5 Questions Every Candidate Should Ask In A Job Interview by minimoha: 2:44am On Aug 05, 2014
not in 9ja, especially dat no 4
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 10 Tough Questions Google, Apple, Others Ask In Interviews by minimoha: 2:39am On Aug 05, 2014
another reason u should study logic and discrete mathematics
FamilyRe: How Do I Stop My Baby From Thumb Sucking? by minimoha: 10:38pm On Jul 27, 2014
olorundimu: Op, none of the above remedies can stop the child from sucking his finger. It's a habit that wanes as the child gets older, most do not last beyond 5 years of age. No application of pepper, bitter leaf, alomo bitter or even deliberately inflicting injury to the affected finger will stop this habit. Show the child tender loving care and be patient with him. The waning process starts during his first few months to one year in school when he gets enough time to mingle with his peers.

My 2cents
5years? lie! my bro stopped himself @17 after sec school
TV/MoviesRe: Thread For "Marvel Comics" Fanboys And Fangirls by minimoha: 2:12am On Jul 25, 2014
defendedvictim: am I d only one who doesn't understand anything abt dis thread?
my brother i dey here o, jst reading i no understand anything. i dnt even knw where all these are coming from....
EducationRe: Successful People Who Failed At First by minimoha: 3:29pm On Jul 11, 2014
Sijioke: 8| Albert Einstein: if asked to name a genius,most people would come up with the name Albert Einstein. Yet even for Einstein genius did not come easy. He had Speech difficulties as a child and was once even thought to be Mentally handicapped.
As a teen he rebelled against his schools reliance on rote learning and failed. He tried to test into Zurich polytechnic, but failed again ( although he did very well in the math and physics section.....as you might expect)
Einstein buckled down,received the requisite training and applied to zurich polythechnic again, and of course was accepted.
A few years later he had a PHD and was recognized as a leading theorist. A few years after that he had a Nobel prize for physics and began to be recognized as the genius of our era.
yeah, d guy has DYSLEXIA
EducationA Thread For Tongue Twisters by minimoha(op): 6:14am On Jul 08, 2014
This as always been fun. How fast can you say it. Let's go....

A bitter biting bittern Bit a better brother bittern,
And the bitter better bittern Bit the bitter biter back.
And the bitter bittern, bitten, By the better bitten bittern,
Said: "I'm a bitter biter bit, alack!"

Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and
thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug - although,
theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the
underneath of his thigh that the thirty year old thug thought of that mornin

We need a plan to fan a pan; find a pan to fan, then find a fan to fan the pan, then fan
the pan.

Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew.
While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew.
Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze.
Freezy trees made these trees' cheese freeze.
That's what made these three free fleas sneeze.

How much wood could Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck, if Chuck Woods' woodchuck
could and would chuck wood? If Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood,
how much wood could and would Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck? Chuck Woods'
woodchuck would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as
any woodchuck would, if a woodchuck could and would chuck wood.


I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I
won't wish the wish you wish to wish.



Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep.
The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed shilly-shallied south.
These sheep shouldn't sleep in a shack;
sheep should sleep in a sack.


How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,
and chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would
if a woodchuck could chuck wood.


She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells.

Add urz.....
EducationRe: 13-year-old Adegboyega Emerges Cowbell Mathematics Champion by minimoha: 1:36pm On Jul 07, 2014
Testerfuze: . Didn't you see all the winners of the award wete yorubas?? The igbos. Will soon be here......jst wait and seee!
so? kudos to u guys jare
EducationRe: Federal Universities Should Have Tuition Fees - Pro-Chancellors by minimoha: 9:25pm On Jul 06, 2014
rutchiekens: Does listening to 2face put food on your tablehuh

There's a difference between schooling and education...
hell yeah u re right...buh even the educated ones just stick to office jobs
EducationRe: Federal Universities Should Have Tuition Fees - Pro-Chancellors by minimoha: 8:55pm On Jul 06, 2014
toluene12: Personally, I believe govt should stop subsidising university education heavily.
The few assistants govt should render are provision of scholarships, grants, non interest students loan, bursary, financial awards to indigent, brilliant or truly deserving students.
A lot of youths has no business in the university, and are better off learning vocational and technical skills.
As a developing nation the above is what we need, not all these inconsequential paper certificates.
Nigeria is seriously losing out on globalisation compared to asian countries and this is because we have a poor value supply-chain network.
We just cant convert crude raw materials/natural resources into finished products.
We export everything raw, and we import only finished goods.
Thus our inability to create jobs and the subsequent high unemployment
what we need in this country is more of technical education, vocational training and less of university certificates.
even in developed countries like u.k, their govt is placing emphasis on technical education
university education should be reserved for those interested in logic, research or innovation.
GBAM.......**in 2face's voice**

"LIFE IS SO SIMPLE BUT THEY MAKE IT COMPLICATED, TO BE CIVILISED YOU DON'T TO BE EDUCATED"
GamingRe: How Do I Make Luis Suarez Bite? (FIFA 2014 Playstation) by minimoha: 12:08pm On Jul 06, 2014
well u are probably usin d old controller...
buy d new 1 with bite on it....
N.B: the bite button works for suarez alone
CultureRe: Overcoming Stereotypes by minimoha: 6:24am On Jul 06, 2014
**in 2face voice**
for instance, say i b d 1 wey dey mak plans,.......
RomanceRe: The Pitfalls Of An Office Romance by minimoha: 5:54am On Jul 06, 2014
montestic: let me confess.
I was once working in a place, I liked one of the junior workers there, she had big watermelons like that of Cossy Orjiskors if not bigger.
I toasted her and she agreed.
I used to invite him to my office to come and clean it up every morning.
Once she comes I will squeeze her big watermelons. and also tap her protruding azzzz.
one day I just couldn't help it.
when d senior workers were in a meeting with d management, I excused myself and went to her side and signaled her to come.
she did.
immediately she entered I started hugging her and brought out her big milk industry to drink, as I was doing that I forgot d door wasn't really closed and all I heard was a cough and I was startled.
behold was d manager of my own department who expected me to get a file.
I buried my head In shame.
I begged him.
he kept it secret but scolded me sternly.
He later directed me to get her d girl and they met outside the work place and he ate and cleaned mouth.
office romance isn't good ooo.
I won't try it again
u toasted....na bread,
milk industry....pishure
FamilyRe: Is This Wrong? Married Woman Hugging Men by minimoha: 5:40am On Jul 06, 2014
abdulkeks: Islamically, u can't touch a woman that s not ur wife or relation not to talk of a married woman hugging a guy, haram
GBAM....a form of greetin they say.... *rubbish*
TV/MoviesRe: You’ll Soon Have To Pay To Watch ‘free’ TV At Home- FG by minimoha: 8:27pm On Jul 05, 2014
**in eedris abdulkareem voice**

nigeria jagajaga, poor man dey suffer suffer.........
Foreign Affairs37 Former PDP House Of Rep Members Present Impeachement Motion Against President by minimoha(op): 2:59pm On Jul 05, 2014
37 Former PDP House Of Rep Members Present Impeachement
Motion Against President Jonathan.

According to a report by Vanguard, 37 former members of Peoples
Democratic Party, PDP, have presented an impeachment motion
against President Goodluck Jonathan.

The legislators, who are allegedly acting in concert with their governors
who defected with them to All Progressives Congress, APC, are also
following up their plans with a high profile sensitisation campaign against
alleged misdeeds of the administration.

The plan to present the impeachment motion Vanguard learnt is,
however, being seriously opposed by Speaker Aminu Tambuwal and
some PDP loyalists in the House who have warned the 37 members
that the plan could worsen their precarious position.

The impeachment notice, which has been articulated into 30 points
according to sources in the camp of the legislators, is a narrative of
alleged misdeeds of the administration including financial misappropriatio
n, unaccountabilit y, extra-budgetary spending, among others.

The legislators are also threatening to drag the President before the
International Court of Justice at The Hague for genocide in the
North-East and crime against humanity via a petition to be submitted
to all embassies and international organisations.

The legislators have also lined up a series of high level consultations
with some of the nation’s past leaders, including Chief Olusegun
Obasanjo, Mohammadu Buhari, Shehu Shagari, Atiku Abubakar and
Alex Ekwueme.

“The 37 of us are going to pay visits to all former presidents and vice
presidents concerning the issue and to explain why we are taking this
position,” one of the legislators disclosed at the weekend.

The legislators also plan a demonstration at the ECOWAS Parliament
where the lawmakers will present the list of the alleged crimes of the
President and the impeachment notice.

The demonstration will then move to the United States, British,
Canadian and French embassies, as well as all other European Union
countries.

He said: ”Since the President does not want peace and he is going for
our jugular, it’s a fight to finish this time around and he stands to lose
more at the end of the day.”

Source - Vanguard
Foreign AffairsBRT Bus Did Not Kill Any Soldier – LAGBUS by minimoha(op): 2:51pm On Jul 05, 2014
Contrary to the report that a BRT bus killed a soldier, the
LAGBUS Asset Management Limited, operators of LAGBUS,
on Friday explained what actually happened.

It was reported today that the Nigerian soldiers went bersek
and took to the streets to burn over 5 BRT buses said to be
worth about N100 million and beat up the bus drivers and witnesses
after one of their colleagues was allegedly killed by one of the brt
buses.

The Project Manager, Mutual Model Transports, one of the
LAGBUS Franchises, Abiodun Apata who said the attack was
unfortunate explained what happened saying the company only found a
corpse after an eventful night and went to report it to the police.

“By 10pm last night, one of our buses broke down at Onipanu; by
11pm, a rescue team with a van went to the scene to tow the bus.

“Unfortunately, area boys started stoning our team which made our
men to leave. Meanwhile, the driver put on hazard lights and C-
Caution to alert motorists of the breakdown.

“By 5am this morning, before the rescue team got to the scene, a
corpse had been deposited in our bus and a motorcycle parked behind
it.

“When we saw it, we reported the case to the Pedro Police Station,
Somolu, but before we got back to the scene, soldiers had burnt down
five BRT buses and one belonging to LAGBUS."


Meanwhile, the head of Operations of BRT, Johnson Oguntade, who
also stated the deceased soldier was not hit by a BRT vehicle, said
BRT vehicles have since been withdrawn from the streets following
the burning of the buses by raging soldiers in order to avert more
damage.

He said: “I do not still understand why we are suffering for what we
never caused. Why they are burning our buses is not known.”

As a result of the incident and withdrawal of the brt buses, thousands
of commuters were left stranded, commercial activities crippled, while
there was heavy traffic gridlock on Ikorodu road with commercial bus
operators taking advantage of the situation by increaing transport
fare by about 50 per cent, Premium Times reported.
Some of the vehicles set ablaze had been towed, while the others are
still at the scene as at the time of this report.

Meanwhile, the Public Relations Officer of the Nigerian Army, Gen.
Olajide Olaleye has denied the involvement of the soldiers in the
attack:

"It’s not true that soldier destroyed buses or set any bus on fire.
What happened was that a BRT bus knocked down a soldier and killed
him. As usual in Lagos so area boys gathered and a few soldiers
stopped at the scene as well. The GOC has dispatched military
policemen to the scene to help restore law and order."
The Lagos APC Youth leader Mr. Omotayo Sanyaolu
condemned the havoc on BRT buses caused by Nigerian
Soldiers .


Sources: Naij.com news, Premium Times
Foreign AffairsSoldiers Didn't Burn BRT Buses In Lagos - Nigerian Army by minimoha(op): 11:12pm On Jul 04, 2014
Over 5 BRT buses were set on fire by alleged Nigerian
soldiers along Ikorodu Road in Lagos as one of the buses hit
and killed another soldier this morning, July 4.

According to witnesses, an unidentified soldier was riding a bicycle to
work when the BRT bus knocked him down at the Palmgrove bus
stop.

However, Public Relations Officer of the Nigerian Army, Gen. Olajide
Olaleye, stated that it wasn’t Nigerian soldiers who carried out the
rampage.

"It’s not true that soldier destroyed buses or set any bus on fire," he
said. "What happened was that a BRT bus knocked down a soldier and
killed him. As usual in Lagos so area boys gathered and a few soldiers
stopped at the scene as well. The GOC has dispatched military
policemen to the scene to help restore law and order."

According to previous reports, soldiers at the Abalti Barrack were
alerted immediately after the accident. Thus, the road at Palmgrove
was blocked by the soldiers as they began to vandalise every BRT in
sight, causing a massive traffic.

It was gathered that when the soldiers didn’t the driver, they seized
one of the Estate’s security men. The man was
beaten mercilessly and taken away.

The journalists, who attempted to take photos, were severely beaten
by the soldiers, who belonged to an outfit called “OP MESA”. The
newsmen had to be rushed to a hospital. Some other pedestrians, who
were making calls with their phones or even just holding the phone in
sight, were slapped and kicked. Their phones were either seized or
damaged.

According to sources, at least 80 soldiers were on the road between
Onipanu and Palmgrove. Pedestrians were required to raise their two
hands as they passed to avoid being beaten by the soldiers.

Source - news.naij.com/69165.html
Foreign AffairsUS Issues Security Alert Over Ramadan by minimoha(op): 11:03pm On Jul 04, 2014
The United States Mission in Nigeria has issued a security
alert to its citizens staying in the country following the
ongoing Ramadan season.

The alert, which was contained in a statement signed by Stephen P.
Brunette, Executive Director of the Overseas Security Advisory
Council (OSAC), urged its citizens to take extra precautions for their
personal security in this period, Daily Independent reports.


The statement is however, believed to issued following the June 25
bombing that rocked Emab Plaza in Wuse II area of Abuja.
The US mission claimed that insurgents attacks usually takes place on
weekends associated with holidays.

Below is an excerpt from the alert:
"Following the June 25 bombing in the Wuse II neighbourhood of
Abuja, the Government of Nigeria has increased security measures
in Abuja. This weekend also marks the commencement of the month
of Ramadan. Given the history of bombing attacks on weekends (some
associated with holidays), as well as the recent bombing at Emab
Plaza in Wuse II, the U.S. Mission in Nigeria urges all U.S. citizens living
and travelling in Nigeria to take extra precautions for your personal
security and safety. The U.S. Mission urges against non-essential
travel to or within Abuja during the upcoming weekend.
"The U.S. Mission advises all U.S. citizens to be particularly vigilant
around churches and other places of worship, locations where large
crowds may gather, government facilities, and areas frequented by
expatriates and foreign travellers during the upcoming weekend.
Security measures in Nigeria remain heightened due to threats posed
by extremist groups, and U.S. citizens should expect additional police
and military checkpoints, additional security, and possible road blocks
throughout the country.
"We recommend that U.S. citizens travelling to or residing in Nigeria
enrol in the Department of State’s Smart Travellers Enrolment
Program (STEP). STEP enrolment gives you the latest security
updates, and makes it easier for the U.S. embassy or nearest U.S.
consulate to contact you in an emergency. If you do not have Internet
access, enrol directly with the nearest U.S. Embassy or Consulate.
Regularly monitor the State Department’s Bureau of Consular
Affairs website, where you can find current Travel Warnings,
including the Travel Warning for Nigeria, Travel Alerts, and the
Worldwide Caution. “Read the Country Specific Information for
Nigeria. For additional information; refer to the “Traveller’s
Checklist".

Source - news.naij.com/69163.html
IslamWhat We Should Know As Muslims by minimoha(op): 8:28pm On Jul 04, 2014
Pls take your time and read this
Signs of weak imaan (This is very very important for everyone to read
and share with all muslims on please) You should also think and reflect
on each of the below on yourself:
1. Committing sins and not feeling any guilt.
2. Having a hard heart and no desire to read the Qur'an.
3. Feeling too lazy to do good deeds, e.g. Being late for salat.
4.Neglecting the Sunnah.
5. Having mood swings, for instance being upset about petty things and
bothered and irritated most of the time.
6. Not feeling anything when hearing verses from the Qur'an, for
example when Allah warns us of punishments and his promise of glade
tidings.
7. Finding difficulty in remembering Allah and making dhkir.
8. Not feeling bad when things are done against the shariah.
9. Desiring status and wealth.
10. Being mean and miserly, i.e. Not wanting to part with wealth.
11. Ordering others to do good deeds when not practising them
ourselves.
12. Feeling pleased when things are not progressing for others.
13. Not being concerned with whether something is haram or halal only;
and not avoiding makroo (not recommended) things.
14. Making fun of people who do simple good deeds, like cleaning the
mosque.
15. Not feeling concerned about the situation of muslims.
16. Not feeling the responsibility to do something to promote Islam.
17. Being unable to deal with calamities, for instance crying and yelling in
funeral.
PLEASE READ AND SHARE THIS...
The man who built the Titanic was asked, How safe would the Titanic
be? With an Ironic Tone he said: "NOT EVEN GOD CAN SINK IT" & we
all know what happened to the Titanic..
Tancredo Neves President of Brazil. During a campaign, he said he got
500,000 votes for his party, Not even God would remove him from
Presidency. Sure he got the votes, but he got sick & died a day
before being made President..
Cazuza Brazilian singer & poet. During a show, while smoking his
cigarette, he puffed out some smoke into the air & said: "God that's
for u". He died at the age of 32 of LUNG CANCER in a horrible
manner..
Allah SWT said in the Holy Qur'an "Do not walk proudly on the earth:
your feet cannot cleave the earth nor are you as tall as the
mountains". Surah Isra (17:37)
Put aside your pride, Set down your arrogance, And remember your
grave. - Saying of Ali ibn Abu Talib (radi Allahu anhu)
Please take part in this & forward it to all Muslims and let everyone
take part in the Dua.
Ya Allah don't take my soul away until you are happy with me
Ya Allah let the last words of my life be the Shahadah.
Ya Allah If I die in my sleep let My heart beat the Zikr of Allah.
Oh Allah, the guider of the lost soul forgive the entire Muslim Ummah!
Ya Allah Forgive my Parents, my Family, my Muslim Friends. Ameen
Send this Dua to all Muslims, without failing to say Ameen.
The fire in Jahanam will not touch the person who recites "Allahumma
Ajirni Minan Naar" after fajr & maghrib. If u choose to forward this
message, it will be a Sadqatul-Jaariya 4 u and me
Foreign AffairsRe: Iranian Child Bride Facing Execution For Killing Abusive Husband by minimoha: 12:44pm On Jul 02, 2014
first - islam codemns forced marriage
second - are those girls married without their parents' consent
Foreign AffairsRe: Iranian Child Bride Facing Execution For Killing Abusive Husband by minimoha: 10:47am On Jul 02, 2014
hmmm....people saying what they have no knowledge of criticising muslims. And does the quran say marry @ 14? we are all human beings and ppl c things in diff ways ok. in mexico, d girl who married @16 was she married 2 a muslim? or is she a muslim?

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