Your girl as in your daugher? If yes, then you really have a score to settle with your friend but as in 'girlfriend' please spare yourself all the worries and concentrate on moving your life forward because it's the girl who knows who she really belong to. I'm even more surprised you're surprised at this common scenario.

I didnt typically cook back home, so my cooking was so nasty that sometimes I had to abandon it and go get some fast foods. It's either I got it burnt or added too much salt or water; but good enough, nobody ever found out; I was all alone here then.

kingkams:

( I didn't know i wasn't supposed to add tomatoes when preparing draw soup).

I didnt know either; goodness, I'm learning

never knew cassava leaves were eaten by humans.
My grandfather gave them to his goats and other livestock

notty nwando

if your bladders are full,simply empty it.

If getting up to do that will interrupt your sleep, go ahead and empty it on your bed. Your spouse will understand.

aight buddy, keep your toes crossed and pls remind me again incase I forget. 

morenike09:

omg!!! do i know you or sth? b/c you just wrote exactly what i was thinking. great minds think alike so, are you going to buy me a lexus jeep or what? for friendship?

It's good you gave me an option morenike09. I'll surely buy you what; I promise. I just hope you won't opt out of this friendship soon.

buy her a lexus jeep.

Mama. Whoever see it would think it's my mom.

Rhodalyn:

love is blind as in '' when you're in love with someone, you refuse to see his/her bad sides'' all you see is the good side

True talk sister, love is as well deaf and dumb as in when you're in love, you dont want to talk about, or listen to any unpleasant story about him or her.

i think its STUPID to think love is blind because we all have eyes and i wont fall for someone just for the sake of it.

Tell you what? love itself is stupid. A lot of people act stupid and foolish too without knowing it, just in the name of love.

I'll rather say if it's not blind, deaf, dumb, lame, stupid and foolish, it's not love.

@ poster

If you're scared of white pubic hair, convince her to dye it black or better still shave it clean; cest finni.

e-monkey:

Damn I put the money in the microwave for too long !!

How dare you; put monkey money in the microwave?