Xmas is just around the corner. cards, hampers and various types of gifts have started exchanging hands but I want to know what your dream gift for this xmas is; who knows, I may be the one to come up with it.

oreofemi:

I will appreciate it if someone can volunteer to translate this in english, so that we will all contribute to the question.

Haba, how come you are oreofemi and you still need an interpreter for a simple yoruba word?

knotty:

Egun lo n pe yen!

but how may i help you?

from your name, i am willing to DARE you. wa wa gba pe, fulani lo ni long journey.

ba mi so ro,joooooo

In other words you are Fulani and you're willing to take her farther than she can ever imagine. oga ni master o jare.

@ post

sule

Thank God it's Friday! so we all say as the week,s hectic activities rolls to a halt. People spend time on Friday nights to socialise, meet friends and of course, business associates, go to the club, the eatries, movies, etc. Friday night is usually very eventful; little wonder people look forward to Fridays.
Let's know where you were last Friday night and how eventful it was.

As for me, my friend was too busy to honour my invitation for an outing so I spent the night sipping from a chilled glass of wine while watching Nigerian movies.

ayefele200:

titi po le ko (plenty street for lagos), took me 3 hrs

Uhmm!. What a name for a hairstyle; just trying to imagine what you look like in it. Anywayz, I agree with you, plenty streets dey obodo Lagos with motorable roads.

queen_bee:

Thankey Thankey Minto. sur ma gee gladly picked da bills n some extras too cudn't keep his hands off ma hair ^{if u kno what i mean}

I kuku know, my papa used to do same to my mama each time she don his favourite hairstyle,patewo.

3 gbosas for your gee joo, for been appreciative.

That's a beautiful hair-do you have on queen bee,_{just peeped through your profile}.I'm almost sure your guy gladly picked the bill; didn't he?

Nice response from the ladies; but where are the men, does it mean men don't wear hair-styles or are we all bald-headed?

You may wish to tell us what it cost to fix your hair as you reply. I'm simply curious.

Of course I love to swim and I always do but only in my bath tub.

ronnie-slimz:

Seun, abeg delete this thread naw, if not comot am for homepage. . haba!!!

Abeg Seun no delete am yet;until the poster tender his apologies for arousing peoples anger with this annoying post. E be like say I still dey enjoy people's response sef.

You need not be angry with home friends for asking you for money or whatever. The belief of an average Nigerian is that once you are outside the country,you're making some big money wherever you are and some just feel it's normal they have a piece of the cake. As for me I just give what I can afford and that clears my conscience; even though some of them sometimes go to the extreme but I don't think that's enough reason for calling them names.We should learn to respect people especially our dear friends home or abroad.

What was that? Is it an encrypted version of an insult?


I guess it's a terrible incantation:you better run for cover.

@poster

stretch mark or not, let Omosexy be: she has and still busy making her mark.I simply love her.

tynos:

i don't want any hard feelins,
it was just a point

You are entitled to your point jare: And to add to that, I also heard she's no longer a virgin. O ma se o.

Bblak:

Pounded yam(Ekiti State)

Likewise the Ijeshas [osun state]. someone said they can trade their spouse for pounded yam with vegetables.

nonsense

We are blessed in Nigeria with varieties of food and drink and each town in Nigeria is well known for a particular type of food or drink. For instance when you mention emu [palmwine],all mind goes to Ila-orangun.

What type of food or drink is your HOME town well known for and what type of food or edible in general term, is like a taboo.

'Igbe eku'. If you don't understand ma language i'm sorry I can't help you.

modupsie:

a million braids,it took the whole day and my friend made it for me.

You mean a whole of 24hrs, how did you accomplish that? No school/work,no cooking,eating,washing etc. Wow, looking good is indeed a serious business.

omogenaija:

i have tracks

Is tracks a hairstyle? Meeen, I'm learning.

mo_fe_dobo:

u mean on my pussy?

When it comes to looking good a greater percentage,especially ladies, gives haircare a priority and can go extra mile to make it look attractive. Even the pop superstar, Jacko, was not left out as he was reported to have spent 3hrs in his stylist's chair fixing 'just' wig. I know some styles takes longer than that while some could be fixed in a jiffy.

I want to know what style you have on now and the time taken to fix it. You may as well tell me your bill who knows, I may be inspired to go into hair fixing business.

As for me, I have it clean-shaven right now_{I enjoy doing that in summer}and believe me it takes just ten minutes and costs me no dime; I did it myself

moondust:

looks like fun

what a dangerous way to catch fun

aloib:



who get suya

Sweeeeeeet  victory. Congratulobia everybody. I don telewire Aboki for Sabo, he go soon land with plenty suya.

I was having a chat with a friend last Sunday about lady evangelism and that reminded of this vibrant woman of God,who was one of the front runners of lady evangelism in Nigeria, Evangelist Bola Odeleke of 'Agbara Olorun kii ba ti' ministry. I remember I attended Sunday service twice in the church located somewhere on Okota layout, off Cele bus stop but I've not heard about this woman and her ministry for a long while now.
Can someone give me an update?

Holiness_M:

Nigeria maintain excellent progress
Nigeria are through to the semi-finals at the FIFA Under-17 World Cup Korea 2007 after defeating Argentina 2-0 at the Cheonan Sports Complex on Sunday 2 September. The Africans now meet Germany or England for a place in the Final.

Argentina had the best of the early exchanges in a closely-fought and occasionally physical first half. Nigeria keeper Oladele Ajiboye saved Alexis Machuca's driven free-kick from over 30 yards, before Santiago Fernandez fired over the bar from the edge of the box ten minutes later. But the tables were turned on 33 minutes when the Africans took the lead after captain Lukman Haruna went down in the penalty area under a challenge from Fernando Meza.

Haruna picked himself up and dispatched the spot-kick to hand the Golden Eaglets the lead. Then on the stroke of half-time a glorious exchange of passes on the left sent Macauley Chrisantus clear in front of goal, the striker making no mistake to double his side's advantage and take his personal tally for the tournament to six.

The Africans had the better of the chances after the restart, Matthew Edile coming within a whisker of increasing the lead with a low drive. Argentina introduced a fresh striker in the shape of Carlos Benitez and the gamble looked set to bear fruit, but Maximiliano Oliva missed a good opening and Ajiboye beat out Eduardo Salvio's long-range effort. The final clear-cut chance fell to Nigeria, but Kabiru Akinsola's shot ended in the side-netting and the margin of victory remained at 2-0.

I'm surprised you didn't ask for somebody's private's hair to give us this dubbed version. You're growing buddy.

This size issue again, ladies, the ball is in you court o.

This size issue again, ladies, the ball is in you court o.

just tell her to wake up from her sleep_{like to soji, u know} or she's gonna be a loser for it