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Jay is in the school of 'Girlotology'. He had an 'A' in Snatching peoples girls


Nella, you are too good for him to snatch you. Shey

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have you finished your sallah meat??

Yes




Do you think am lilly livered

tafari:
whoz in the garden?

The big , Handsome and Rich King !!

It means innoculation of Fishes






Why cant women eja - -- like men at all times ??

Cyclone5:
NB. Its AcidD's birthday O! E be like say some guy done spirit am away for dirty weekend. The elastic for that girl'l drawers go done real slack by now.

Chei, see wicked mind at work ?? Bros, Na so you dey do

moondust:
@mishooo
i full ground, hapi sallah 2 you to. How many rams u kill? I wan come chop

Bros i no dey do Sallah oo. I no be ram killer but chicken chopper

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do you have lots of them??

Osama bin Laden

Who's this Where you come from Fine[b]kid[/b], why dont you go play with the other [b]kid[/b]s outside ?? Grownups wanna settle some issues !!

Now Jay watcha saying ?? Moonie how body ??

Bblak, Why are you selled fish ?? you does not given us meat and you was enjoying all the sallah meat alone. It were not good ooo. please changed your character.

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True Talk:
Mishooo's name is

Michael

SORRY BROS, YOU NO GET AM. NO PRIZE FOR YOU

na wa:
hi people, i don't want to guess just the real name of true-talk but i also want to give his complete data

Nairaland ID: TRUE-TALK
REAL NAME: TAIYO
DATE OF BIRTH: 16 OCTOBER 1977 (30 YEARS)
STATE OF ORIGIN: LAGOS
MARITAL STATUS: SINGLE with 3 LOVERS and 7 CONCUBINE
FAVORITE DRINK: GULDER the ultimate in beer
HEIGHT: 4.5 FT
TOMMY DISCRIPTN.: POT BELLE
HOBBY: NIGHT CLUBBING
REFEREES: SANI ABACHA, OSAMA BIN LADEN

ROFLMFAO

NAWA, YOU WICKED NO BE SMALL OO

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do you still have space for more food??

:-x :-x :-x :-x :-x :-x :-x

always play tournaments _{but in my dreams}





Are females generally patient than men?

Who's playing in the palace The playground is for kids not the palace. So Jay, scram with your friends and let me have some real guest here.

dey is enjoying Sallah now. So you does not know Nawa for Nawa oh. See simple things he have not known since. Na wa you don ate ??

Moonie my man

Waddup ??
Happy sallah !!

You wey you no fast for one day

Lazy bone!!

Because GOD is too BIG




Why do girls do menses ??

Boy, you sure look gentle in your pix oo.
I thot pixies dont lie - - - - -



- - - - - -But i know better

somze:
Thoughts of nella and you made me return

See stylish toasting

Nanacious Nana and Somze waddup with you ??

No. what





Can you speak English ??

Where you see iice ?? Thug, you don dey see double oo

Why do i always have the feeling that Honeric has something to do with Hot ??

Nawa, i no even know wetin your own fit be

You get name so ?? Na Wa for you !!

Are you gooder yourself ?? Efen me, i dey teaches english sometimes. I are not so bad myself now. Aren't i??

S[b]Allah[/b] is a celebration for Allah






Is Naija blessed with many genuises??