na wa ooooo, ella be no dey here

my love struck pal, cyc! i hope say ella never cook vegetable for you

@acid,ow u dey.
@cyc,dearie wat more can i say.U VE REALLY MADE MA DAY.
@kachi,if u want vegetable u 4 talk since.

kachikapor:

my love struck pal, cyc! i hope say ella never cook vegetable for you

Not yet O! I still dey expect

ella.b:

@cyc,dearie what more can i say.You VE REALLY MADE MA DAY.

Then my day is doubly made. This weekend will be like a whole new level

really?

New Year's fireworks wont be able to compete. Its all about the connection.

But you'll have to email for details.

@ acid,
i think ella is a foster sista, cos i cant see why she can get her groove on with her beau, and you cant seem to keep another brother in check, wasup?

@ella and cyc,
you guyz shd go ahead and enjoy the long weekend, and if you wanna make my own day, just remember to give acid the details, i cant wait to see her go green

kachikapor:

@ella and cyc,
you guys should go ahead and enjoy the long weekend, and if you want to make my own day, just remember to give acid the details, i can't wait to see her go green

Details and pictures! But mostly good sweet vibes!

offcourse she wont go green after hearing d details.jus cuz u see wat is happening doesnt mean she aint enjoyin herself.4 christ's sake,kachi cant u say sumtin positive@encouraging 4 once?u re beginning to make me loose ma nerves.i may nevr be able to undrstand wat u keep saying unless u decide to make it a bit presentable.no offense tho,but dats ow i see it.
@acid,sis Wetin dey pop now?dis one wey u no dey show face or is it post,hope say studies no dey bring u down?

Howdy Babe. How are things your end? I hope say your eyes are sparkling brightly and your smile is uplifting like the first shoots of the season.

Na wa O! This one wey you comot with lecture without even small acknowledgement. Man fear well well O!

ella.b:

offcourse she wont go green after hearing d details.jus because u see what is happening doesnt mean she aint enjoyin herself.4 christ's sake,kachi can't u say sumtin positive@encouraging 4 once?u re beginning to make me loose ma nerves.i may nevr be able to undrstand what u keep saying unless u decide to make it a bit presentable.no offense tho,but that is ow i see it.
@acid,sis Wetin dey pop now?this one wey u no dey show face or is it post,hope say studies no dey bring u down?

there's a level at which you must operate or you to figure kachi out, sadly my dear friend, you are not
what you should is chill and anticipate what my homeboy has in store for you

one more thing, @ acid,
if na exams you dey prepare for, i say good luck, becos me sef need luck for my acca for december.

@ my muslim peeps, barka de sallah!

cyc dear,no vex oh.na kachi jus dey make me go another level.barka da sallah to u ma dearie.

Hope you have a lovely sallah yourself.

Kachi na my pally O so please you go find way to co-exist. Before I begin to suspect there is more to it than meets the eye.

NB. Its AcidD's birthday O! E be like say some guy done spirit am away for dirty weekend. The elastic for that girl'l drawers go done real slack by now.

oh ma gosh,i didnt even no dat. tanks 4 telling me cyc.she go entr wahala wen she comes bak.

happy birthday to you,
happy birthday to you
happy birthday to you, Acid,
happy birthday to you.

let me also dedicate this to all nairalanders celebrating their birthdays in the month of October, my month.

for ella, i sure say na February 29th be ur day, once in 4 years! so much for being Acid's lil sista. common birthday you no recollect.

Cyclone5:

NB. Its AcidD's birthday O! E be like say some guy done spirit am away for dirty weekend. The elastic for that girl'l drawers go done real slack by now.

Chei, see wicked mind at work ?? Bros, Na so you dey do

@mishoo,
@Acid,so far so good,u ve come a long way@achieved a lotta tins no 1 ll take away 4rom u bt rather dey would ve to imitate u.tank u 4 being dere 4 me@HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
@kachi,well wat can i say to u.u maybe rite dat i 4got ma sis buff-day.i jus hope she 4gives me 4 nt remembering.

beating the s**t out of you is more like it. sorry oh, i no sabi chop koboko

well,maybe 1day u ll ve to learn ow to EAT pankere.

ella.b:

well,maybe 1day u ll ve to learn ow to EAT pankere.

Should I be scared? Cause na so so grief you dey wish folks!

dat wasnt 4 u cyc,i was talkin to ur "pally" abi Wetin u dey call am?and of course u shuld get sacred cuz it can land on ur bak 1day.

So my pallies no fit come to the house and be comfortable now? I thought you were a ryde or die chick. But we're all good if the back stuff involves reverse cow girl

check ma profile 4 ma addy.i ll take it off later.

check ma profile 4 ma addy.i ll take it off later.

ella.b:

check ma profile 4 ma addy.i ll take it off later.

Just IM or email it to me.

Hiya Sweet Thing.  ope you and ram havent been locked in an unending battle for supremacy. Cause as I hear your stomach dey rumble so, e go take more than alka seltzer to mediate this war. 

ur mail is hidden.
re u trying to luk 4 ma trouble or wat. if u no careful,ma sallah meat no go reach ur mouth.

ella.b:

your mail is hidden.
re u trying to luk 4 ma trouble or what. if u no careful,ma sallah meat no go reach your mouth.

Which meat? The one wey you dey hide under pillow or the one wey you dey chop like blender?  Even now you no fit carry leg. Belle don wey you down like danfo wey overload. Figure 8 don become 6.

If you put your cursor on the IM icon just above my status icon (and below my number of posts) on this message my email address will appear. Or click on it it will take you into an IM conversation with me. If am not online you can leave an offline message or just add me to your contacts.

na me u dey stroke lik dat.no worry,d tin wey i go do u eh,u go hate am.

ella.b:

na me u dey stroke lik that.no worry,d tin wey i go do u eh,u go hate am.

Na so you go talk now. But I get the key

Still waiting for the IM O!

hmmm na wa ooo una don turn douzy thread to where to lovers corners abi

kateflow:

hmmm na wa ooo una don turn douzy thread to where to lovers corners abi

Madam Kate - After you don go hide under the covers with some young man so tay na washerman pursue una comot bed. You substitute your man with the washerman and then pursue that one too. Na now you come find time to look up see wetin dey happen around you?

Anyway, how you dey sha?