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Ituen a question for you

some pix

No






Are you one??

Nana i like your collection in your Hi5 2 pages. They are cool and natural pixies.

Which one you be ??

The one holding the knife or the one watching the show ?

Your question pls ?





Are you very happy

mdsocks:
@mishoo
funny but recycled

WHATEVER !!!


What you call recycled is still new to some peeps. BTW how many jokes do you write from you

_{Maybe the bloke doesnt even know how to write a short story self not ot talk of dry joke}

Hey Nanastic Nanacious Nana, whats up with you ?? No lecture yesterday and you didnt stay long in NL.
Se o wapa??

Yes





Do you gym often??

it is there naw

acidrop:
LOL. u seems to be always online though? u get pc 4 your pocket

LMFAO

No but the body is good for Sugar





Why do some people bleach their skin ??

yes
but i must have been very hungry before





Do you weigh more than 55Kg ??

A man dies & goes to hell.
There he finds that there is a different hell for each country and
decides he'll pick the least painful to spend his eternity.
He goes to German hell & asks, "what do they do here?"
He is told
"first they put you in an electric chair for an hour.
Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour.
Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day".

The man does not like the sound of that at all so he moves on.
He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more.

He discovers that they are all similar to the German hell.!

Then he comes to the Nigerian hell and finds that there is a long line
of people waiting to get in, Amazed, he asks, "What do they do
here?"

He is told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour,

then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour.
The Nigerian devil comes in & whips you for the rest of the day."
"But that is exactly the same as all the other hells, why are there so many
people waiting to get in?" asks the man.

"Because there is never any electricity so the electric chair does not
work.
The nails were paid for but never supplied, so the bed is comfortable to
sleep on.
And the Nigerian devil used to be a civil servant, so he comes in, signs his
time sheet and goes back home for private business."

-- For Once, It Pays To Be A Nigerian –

Aloib after Jay
Mba ooo.

If i catch that Jay self - - -


Na only him fine pass

You look gentler than you actually are.
And your mouth fingers are sharper than your looks

Dunno !!!

The whole thing got me confused. At least if he's Ras, he shoulda told his pals and you now.

but i would ask him !!!

since you are here, it always cool.

We'll just keep posting and invite peeps to this thread.

YES
CAN EAT ANYWHERE EXCEPT THE LOO



CAN YOU FINISH A WHOLE CHICKEN THAT WEIGHS 2KG AT A SITTING??

It was October and the Indians on a remote reservation asked their new Chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a Chief in a modern society he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like.
Nevertheless, to be on the safe side he told his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect firewood to be prepared. But being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and
asked, "Is the coming winter going to be cold?"
"It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold," the meteorologist at the weather service responded.
So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more firewood in order to be prepared. A week later he called the National Weather Service again. "Does it still look like it is going to be a very cold winter?"
"Yes," the man at National Weather Service again replied, "it's going to be a very cold winter."
The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of firewood they could find. Two weeks later the Chief called the National Weather Service again.
"Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?"
"Absolutely," the man replied. "It's looking more and more like it is going to be one of the coldest winters ever."
"How can you be so sure?" the Chief asked.
The weatherman replied, "The Indians are collecting firewood like crazy."

AM ROLLING ON THE FLOOR MAN ALREADY
I'LL GIVE YOU ONE NOW !!

Why did you say that ??
We've gotta make it rock and alive soon.


[size=14pt]WE CAN DO IT[/size]

Am cool Princess. So how you resolve the pix thing??
hope you've piped down ?? Things are not so bad as they first look like.

Thank God you at least learnt your lesson. But dont leave NL oo

_{The king comes into the palace and sees a lovely princess}



Princess Acid, wassup ??

henry007:
signin out-----------------

Before nko??

i like it smoked




What is Brown Sugar made of??

Kanmosyl, you are too good. Thanks a great bunch for the assistance and the good jokes.

You are the BOMB !!

He has a Tail


You??

HOLDING THE LAMP

A young Jamaican father-to-be awakened the village doctor in the middle of
the night saying "Doc! Doc!
Come fas nuh! Is muh wife man!
She water dun brek man!
She bout to born de chile!"
The doctor came over and told the father "Hold de lamp higher!
Hold de lamp higher nuh!"
The father obliged, and behold, a baby's cry was soon heard.
The father cried out: "Praise de Lard! A boy! I's de proud fadduh of A baby
boy!"
The doctor again told the father, "Hold de lamp higher!
Hold de lamp highernuh man!".
The father again complied, and to be sure, another cry was heard.
The father excitedly proclaimed: "Is twins!!
I got twins! I's doubly blessed!
Glory be to God!"
The doctor instructed, "Hold de lamp higher!
Hold de lamp higher nuh!"
Sure enough, a THIRD cry was heard!
The father, somewhat subdued, in a nervous tone, muttered, "Oh. Thank ya >
Jesus."

The doctor repeated, "Hold de lamp higher!.

Hold de lamp higher nuh man!", and a short while yet a FOURTH cry was heard.

The father said nothing, being lost in deep thought.

The doctor for a fifth time commanded "Hold de lamp higher man!
Hold the lamp higher nuh!"

The father then asked; "Doc, yuh tink maybe is de light dat attractin' dem?"

I think am back now

Wanna REVIVE THIS THREAD !!!!!!


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Tafari na Ras

_{am i goin kolo or what} ??