Wat do u think- lol hahaha can't stop!
I'm going to try it on someone

Nt so new to the house but, my God, Bestest story ever on nairaland!!!
All the ladies in da house that's wat men deserve, give it a read and learn some new tricks. So hot!!!

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-568723.0.html

@annawhite, sweetie I'm nt, just his fan -hate him! So annoying!!! Arrggggh!

When I was writing my GCE, as always folks wud locate a thickn forest Center where olodos like us can brazenly copy and cheat. Anyway there happened to b this pretty guy, so sweet I was lusting after him. So one day I approach him to be my friend. Firstly I'm a big girl, I'm 5.11 ft, was British size 20. , so I WAS a very very Fat girl. So when I met this pretty young guy, being a shy girl I could say what was on my mind, I couldn't even speak properly, my words were so incoherent, but I said something in the line of :" pls can u b my friend? ".
I nearly cried cos wat dis guy did next is wat I would not wish for my worst enemy, he laughed so hard, called about 4 of his friends and made me repeat it out again, they made me shout it out as they claimed they weren't hearing me. At this point tears enveloped me and I chooking up.

Anyway, the most embarassing moment came after our physics paper I came up to him to have
a chat, he started saying suggestive things that was pointing towards sex, I was so happy I jumped at it and followed him into the bush. When we got their I tried kissing him but he wudnt Let me, he want me to blow his manliness, I quickly did it. Then he asked me to strip, my Gawd!,  I was ashamed, ashamed becos i had lots of fatty love handles, many folds and my pubic hair was so unkempt and so so big and thick- never had anybody to look good for, but my prince charming urged me to go ahead and go it for him, quickly i did kicked my cloths off and was stark n.aked.  Next thing he did was picked up my cloths and ran away. Lol! My jaw droped- wat kind of game is this? Immediately His friends came out from nowhere and started taking photos of me,  Gosh! I started crying. They weren't satisfied yet. The started shouting and drawing attention before u know it the whole GCE Center was at it, peeing and making fun of me. Even the girls!!