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Literature / Re: Death To Baddos. Death To The Bees By Akíntayo Akínjídé by missioner(m): 7:45am On Jul 08, 2017
Who narrated the story?
I guess its fiction.

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Politics / Re: Andrew Uchendu Declared Senator, Rivers East Senatorial District By Tribunal by missioner(m): 8:21am On Jun 29, 2017
See as them they fight themselves.
May your houses continue to be divided against itself.

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Romance / Re: Proposal Writer by missioner(m): 8:50am On Jun 27, 2017
Md4great:
who know the Yoruba or English name..... this fruit has a rope at the top... it drop down from the tree... has seed inside....
it has something like sponge on the inside right?
Celebrities / Re: Public Transport In Oyo Now Wears A New Look (pics) by missioner(m): 6:49am On Jun 26, 2017
Why changed it na.. I prefer that white with stripes to these... Biko
Phones / Re: I Have 17k Would You Sell Me A Good Android Phone ASAP? by missioner(m): 12:54am On Jun 26, 2017
sleeknick:
Hello

i have a budget of 17k to buy a phone for my lil brother. who wants to sell me one. pls if u have do upload the pix here with your location and contact.

my location is ikeja lagos. thanks...
Tecno Y4 available 14k. Oshodi
Phones / Re: I Have 17k Would You Sell Me A Good Android Phone ASAP? by missioner(m): 12:53am On Jun 26, 2017
Tecno Y4 available 14k Oshodi
Phone/Internet Market / Re: Itel S31 For Sale by missioner(m): 12:39am On Jun 26, 2017
kweku8888:
Very clean phone with clear camera.its a 5.5 inch screen and very slim. Call 08181958646
Comes with free pouch, ear piece and original charger.
Price is : 28k
Call 08181958646
Is the phone still available?
Where are you,?
Ready buyer
Health / Re: What Medicine Can I Drink by missioner(m): 12:08am On Jun 26, 2017
RIP in advance.
Religion / Re: Pastor Adeboye: "I Still Iron My Wife's Clothes" by missioner(m): 9:30am On Jun 25, 2017
weedtheweeds:
I am tired of this madness. This old man should get over his deceit already. We are not fools even if some people choose to be stupidly following lies. Oga, if you do not iron your wife's clothes who else would do it? Ironing your wife's clothes is not humility. There are many men out there who do a lot more for their wives without announcing it. Should we clap for you for doing that? What evidence do you have to assert this claim? What sort of humble man would sing his own praise? This humble puffery has to stop at his age, people get down to the truth and say it like it's natural. There is no humble man on earth. Moses was said to be the meekest man to ever live but we all know how he expressed his annoyance when he got poked. This man claims to be a saint who does not sh*t and we know that behind closed doors he must perform some evil works in secret and play naive. All these pastors have no truth in them. They are simply out there for their pockets. Soon all these hypocrisy and anti-christ surrogates will be cleansed. If he irons his wife's clothes, who then washes his private jet?
If you like quote and insult your father, I'm going off Nairaland for 160 days, so don't expect any response.

Ironing clothes does not make one righteous. This man should be talking about serious issues. He is quiet regarding homosexuality, we have a sitting president who is missing in office, the Biafra and Arewa issues also affect members of his congregation. Cowards who are afraid to express themselves. They hide behind politicians licking their arsis and fooling sheeples with silly and empty talks. Biafrans, Is this man not your daddy? Arewa and Oduduwa people don't you pay your tithes to this man? Was Jesus quiet about the Pharisees or the Sadducees?
Sneaking like a snake and acting pious can only sell this far.
It baffles me when pastors pray for Nigeria and Nigerians, deceive them that better times are coming when they send their kids to school and abroad living luxuriously.
TB Joshua's daughter is now a lawyer in New York while he disrespected the law of Lagos and declined to show up in court 2 times.
These men have prophesied that the year 2000 will be better, then they moved it to 2001, 2002. Last year the same pastor that 2016 will be better than 2017 is still going to pray that 2017 will be better than 2018. That is how they fool sheeples while they amass wealth for themselves.
And you had to issue press statement?
Religion / Re: What Happens To Me When I Sleep. Could I Be Haunted? Please Help! by missioner(m): 9:10am On Jun 25, 2017
Chemist009:
..... Hello fellows,my name is Shuaibu(not real name),am in my late twenties and am from Edo. So this is my story:



... Everything was going well and I was really at my peak until this happened some 11 years ago(2006 precisely)...... I was at home with my Guardian's wife and one of my cousins at night(around 8pm or so) when suddenly I heard someone call my name at the door and I answered rushing to open the door,only to discover that there was nobody at the door and i was a little terrified. And that ordeal, I can say was the beginning of my mystery.

Later on,I began having series of terrible nightmares that would linger on to become part of my life till this day. Firstly,I would always dream that I want to take something,but my hand will never get to it as i would stretch and stretch-and it was a recurring nightmare that happened on a regular basis. Secondly,I always dreamt that am always being pursued or running and when am running, it's usually at a very very slow rate and this dream too happened all the time. And so for a long sustained period,i had these two nightmares and in most occasions,always in danger.



Fastforward to a few years later and I would notice deterioration in every facet of my life, yet, I would just ignore. Later around 2012, I would gain admission into the University, but I well too realised that I was never the same again..... Before i entered University though, I began having health challenges (chest pain and discomfort) and I inwardly suspected it's a heart problem. So at the University, to cut a long story short, I never got anywhere near my peak and it was always whenever i had it in mind that I wanted to study or exams were around the corner that my chest problem always came, but when free or unoccupied or during holidays, I felt healthy and this was the trend all through my University days.


Again, although it was nightmares pre University, at the university it became somewhat metaphysical and it was in truth worrying. Whenever i slept and wanted to wake up, I always felt as though am being held down and standing up or even shaking becomes impossible and this has continued till this day. In summary, of recent it's either very terrible nightmares or not being able to stand up when awake as a result of being held down-and this mainly happens when am sleeping alone and in most cases when the room is dark.

It's way more mysterious than i presented it, but this is just a Summary of everything. Opinions please cos I feel trapped......
I presumed you're a Muslim?
obviously you need 'Rukkiyah'
consult any true Sunnah Imam and explain your ordeal. May God reinstate you.

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Health / Re: The Truth Behind No Cell Phones At Filling Stations by missioner(m): 1:31pm On Jun 24, 2017
In a nutshell ..nothing wrong in using mobile phones in service stations right?
Politics / Re: Remains Of Last African Dinosaur Discovered In Morocco by missioner(m): 1:15pm On Jun 24, 2017
what would they now do with it? if i may ask.
Education / Re: Nigerian Man Bags His 7th Masters Degree In USA,2 Start His 4th PhD In September by missioner(m): 1:08pm On Jun 24, 2017
Seven degrees Just like that our Outgoing-Senator DinoMelaye right?
Jack of all trades comes to mind.
Phones / Re: Check Out New 2go Interface by missioner(m): 12:50pm On Jun 24, 2017
if them like mk dem upgrade am reach telegram level...so far its still 2go. Its a no from me. Maybe if dem change its name sha.. I ft give m taught.

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Politics / Re: See Toyota Landcruiser Prado Jeep Gombe Governor Gave Traditional Rulers(pics) by missioner(m): 12:39pm On Jun 24, 2017
Some states are not just popular even their governors too.
Religion / Re: Man Accused Of Witchcraft In Abia Brutalised By Vigilante Members (Photos) by missioner(m): 6:21am On Jun 24, 2017
They are always dirty and unkept.

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Phones / Re: Check Out The Inscription On The T Shirts Of This Father And Son (PHOTO) by missioner(m): 6:16am On Jun 24, 2017
The mother own go be "The Ft"

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Politics / Re: Yahaya Bello's Chief Of Staff In Trouble As Dino Melaye Opens His GTB Fraud Case by missioner(m): 7:49pm On Jun 23, 2017
Formerly it was Controversial-Senator DinoMelaye...
now Outgoing-Senator DinoMelaye.

He should sha return all salaries and alawee when going
Celebrities / Re: DOUBLE TAKE These 13 Completely Innocent Photos Are Proof You Have A Very Dirty by missioner(m): 7:44pm On Jun 23, 2017
but you said 13 na?
Politics / Re: Documents Released By Dino Melaye To Show How Yahaya Bello Forged His Recall by missioner(m): 12:15pm On Jun 23, 2017
This got me Rotfl

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Education / Re: 38 Nigerian Universities Increase Their School Fees To These NEW Prices (LIST] by missioner(m): 12:09pm On Jun 23, 2017
Lies... Funaab Freshers still pays 33k while staylites pays 18250. Only Vet and Engineering pays 10k extra.
Crime / Re: Man Threatens Mass Murder If Notorious Kidnapper, Evans Gets Killed (Photos) by missioner(m): 4:51pm On Jun 22, 2017
don't mind him he's GAYbriel
Religion / Re: Kenyan Pastor With Mysterious Skin Disease Rejected By Parents (Graphic Pics) by missioner(m): 4:41pm On Jun 22, 2017
God, where are you? please go and heal.



BTW ...see blasting

Politics / Re: See How Otodo Gbame Residents Celebrated After Court Disgraced Ambode Yesterday by missioner(m): 4:25pm On Jun 22, 2017
which one is court disgraced Ambode? No be help e wan epp them.



BTW ..see blasting

Travel / How Are Local Flights Boarded In Nigeria? by missioner(m): 7:13am On Jun 20, 2017
Hello house,
Am in Abuja to work, all the way from Ogun state. when leaving am thinking of going through the airway via Lagos since I can afford it, provided its not more than 50k.

I've never been to the airport before talk less of ever seeing an aircraft face to face.

I just don't know how to go about it, do I need passport and visa to travel from Abuja to Lagos.
Please what are the procedures?

when I find my way to the airport what should I do or ask for?
Thanks.

kindly come to my aid.

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Politics / Re: NASS Moves To Strip Executive Of Power To Prosecute by missioner(m): 6:45am On Jun 20, 2017
kole werk

CCB and CCT that are independents, what have become of them?

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Education / Re: 5 Optical Illusions That Will Mess With Your Brain, And Why. by missioner(m): 6:43am On Jun 20, 2017
Sorry OP, what course will one study to know all these jargons?


and also next time let it be images up and explanations below it.

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Education / Re: The New OAU Students' Union Bus Bought At N3m. Hit or Miss? by missioner(m): 6:15am On Jun 20, 2017
There is a Yoruba adage that says "even if its a mad man that's given hoe, he will definitely cut to his side"

Its everywhere!

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Nairaland / General / Re: . by missioner(m): 4:56pm On Jun 18, 2017
It is not impossible.
we're in the endtime.
Family / Re: Help!!: My Neighbours Burgled My House Today!! by missioner(m): 4:55pm On Jun 18, 2017
Shook house leg inside.

I trust the Oracles, they sure gonna reveal the culprits even if its you.

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