JoeCutie:
Chai, this thing can vex person ehn...

She'd be very bright throughout the day; laughing, smiling, singing, rapping, dancing, twerking, and playing. But if e don dey reach that kain 8pm, sister go begin act movie. She go begin squeeze face. She go begin pick offense and fight over any little thing wey brother do. Small thing like this, she go (form) vex face wall. Chai! Brother go dey fume. Very frustrated. Brother go vex sleep...in pieces instead of sleeping in peace. In the morning when they wake up, na the same sister go still come dey tell you "sorry for the way I acted last night". You dey craze! After sending me to hell. You wan make I whooze you abi?

Later later, brother come notice wetin dey sup. He come laff, come act as nwa guy. When day break like this, sister go begin happy as usual. She go dey happy. Dey sing, dey dance, dey laugh like say tomorrow no dey. As night wan dey reach like this, sister go start again. Puuu! No be for brother. Iffa hear! Brother go dey smile like fool. He no go gree follow her vex. For where?! If you vex na you sabi; your own don done be that. As sister dey form vex, brother go dey form caring. Sister go come dey wonder wetin dey make brother no dey vex, why he dey smile. Bros go busy dey talk sweet sweet things dey give am. When sister go finally see say road no dey where she dey go, she go jejely calm down. Eheen, brother go come nwayooly enter tunnel. Na that time two of them go begin see light at the end of the tunnel. In fact, na sister sef go dey see am pass. She go dey enjoy am. After they don come out from the tunnel, brother and sister go come sleep. And they'd live happily ever after.

Sisters should calm down already. This their bedroom antics is too much. Wetin dey pain me be say na dem go still enjoy am pass. Na dem go still dey call God name in all the languages of the world when the ministration starts. Abegi!

Joe Obumneme!
It's official: You Don Kolo (YDK)

I remember doing that. He was really frustrated. Jeez! Brother almost died.

JoeCutie:
I think this love of a thing is more than how we view it sometimes. I think how much you love people again, has to do with how important they are to you. How valuable. If it's a wife who causes you pain all the time and without showing enough remorse, even if you have an impeccable and unquestionable love for her, it's only natural that this love would diminish or even die off over time.

It's easier to love our parents for the obvious reasons. With our partners, it's different, as there's no natural and biological inclination there. It's just a totally different journey - adventure - which the both of you have agreed to take up.

I for one, am hoping to love my mum and my wife equally. And I've every reason to... Unless any of them proves otherwise.

Well said. You're always on point. Nice points.

People are funny.

I just asked a simple question which I'm confused about, and instead of people politely helping out with answers and opinions, they are bashing.

Kudos.

JoeCutie:
Oh, men cheat? Wow!

Just know this. It's a simple logic:
Whenever a man cheats, a woman (most probably) cheats too. If a man in a relationship/marriage cheats, he cheats with another woman who is most probably (not always the case, hence, "probably" ) in a relationship/marriage too.

It would be fair enough to say, "People cheat", and not this annoying and unnecessarily customary "Men cheat".

Dear ladies, the very moment you stop blaming the men over every damn thing that happens (to you - even your nature-given monthly menstrual periods), you'd start finding answers to your numerous problems. Enough of this stupid "blame the (other) man" mentality. It's stale already.

Spoken like a boss. Absolutely spot on.

JoeCutie:
Happy 10th Anniversary, Nairaland.

Congratulations to you, Seun Osewa. Despite all the hitches, you still manage to keep it all going. It's never easy, but you're succeeding. Kudos.

Congratulations to the team who have strongly backed the oga at the top - the moderators, who have worked very hard in seeing that things are moving smoothly. Well done.

Congratulations to all of us here. We are all wonderful people, men and women of goodwill. This site has been able to stand, hugely because of us all. It's a thing of joy to have a largely visited and appreciated site like this, that we could call our own. We've all helped in sparkling a fire that's blazing very fast and high into the sky. Let that fire never go off.

Thank you to Missterious, my best friend, the one & only love of my life, my dearest, who introduced me to this fun-filled family a few years ago. And since then, it's been nothing but fun. Thanks, Yum.

Congratulations to all the great friends I've made here:
Missmossy
Kizmarty
Juliesexy
Myouri
Herzumpther
Claireshan1
DEllaluv
Mzhorlah
Darlynlara
Agybabe
BreezyRita
Safarigirl
Lilamartedi
Richiy
Lanicky
And many more.

It would have obviously been so so boring without you. You've no idea how much I appreciate you. Some of you & I don't keep in touch again, but I remember and appreciate you still. Much love.

Shout out to Missmossy. The very first real friend and somewhat confidante I made here. I'm crazy, I'm stupid, I'm childish, but I appreciate you more than you ever think. Thanks, dearie, for everything. You're a darling. I never forget.

Worthy mention goes to MissMakas, my childhood friend and sweetheart. Welcome to Nairaland, dearie.

I miss FlawlessS and Mayapop. They should be here, but they are not.

May the fun, the joy and the fulfillment we derive from here, extend to our real life endeavors, and may they transcend into something great, to the greater glory of God.

Ciao...

Thanks, darling. I missed you. I still do.

JoeCutie:
Amaka?

Is that you? I even posted on your thread on Romance section, oblivious of the fact that it was you.

So, we meet here. How's Chioma?
How did you find me?

I perceived your perfume here. You still use BOD Man?

JoeCutie:
Wires?

Try that rubbish with me and I'd goan sell myself. Or better still, goan join boko haram. I don't wanto comangoandie jor.

When will you stop being funny?

JoeCutie:
See Arsenal fans!

10 years and nothing. You later won one FA cup, and you want to eclipse Chelsea fans whom you've always accused of making noise in shouting? That's the effect of winning. Don't forget that. You don't shut up when you're winning. You only shut up when you're not winning, and it's obvious you've nothing to talk about.

Arsenal have been without trophies for approximately 10 years, and within those 10 years, Chelsea have been sweeping in the trophies from all cylinders - home and abroad. So it's only natural that Arsenal fans would go cold, while Chelsea fans take the center stage. Now, Arsenal FC is gradually coming up again, and their fans are sprouting again. It's not humility or pride on the part of Arsenal fans and Chelsea fans respectively. It's just how the beautiful game makes you feel. Even when you want to control it, you still can't. It's the effect of winning. Enjoy this feeling when your team is giving it to you.

Congratulations to all Arsenal fans. You deserve it.
#OneGame
#EqualityInTheGame
#RightToPlay
#FootballWithoutViolence
#FootballDevoidOfRacism

From a #CFC faithful.
#TheChelseaFamily.

I talked to you about starting a blog last year, what are you waiting for? Don't let this chance slip away, Ob. It could be a football blog, you know... And you can do it. You have all it takes.

Meanwhile, I went through your diary last night. You're simply good. I'm happy you still have that fire and spark to make people laugh and happy. It's in you. And thanks too, for that special and resounding welcome.

JoeCutie:
Yemi Alade - Kissing.

Joe Obum Uzoezie, who are you kissing?

I was at my friend's place the other, and I experienced something I'm confused about. My friend got married last year, and they were to go for thanksgiving for their One Year (wedding) Anniversary, and she invited me and some other friends of ours. The day's mass was supposed to be by 6am, and by 5am I had already woken up to start preparing for Church. As I was about going into the bathroom, I heard noise. It was my friend moaning...as early as 5:20 am when the time for mass was just 40 minutes away. I was surprised. Though I absolutely have no problem with what they do and how they choose to do them, I still find it kind of awkward and somehow, ungodly? I don't know.

I didn't tell or ask my her though, because she might just misunderstand me or even misinterpret the whole thing. I decided to throw it open to the floor here.

Is is okay for married couples to make love just before going to Church? Thanks.