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CelebritiesGenevieve Shares Her Meal With Fans by misspetite(op): 7:36pm On Aug 14, 2013
Its good to be a star oh! Even ordinary food becomes special.She shared this with the caption "Having me some #abacha #africansalad #nnewi #mysnailBIG"
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CelebritiesDonjazzy Replies Eedris Abdulkareem's Tweet by misspetite(op): 9:17am On Aug 14, 2013
So Eedris picked on Donjazzy last night ,telling him he was dissapointed in a statment Donjazzy made a long time ago..Donjazzy replied him this morning..
Now who's the boss?

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CelebritiesEedris Aldulkareem Disses Donjazzy Again by misspetite(op): 7:03pm On Aug 13, 2013

CelebritiesKris Jenner Replies President Obama's Diss Of Kim&kanye by misspetite(op): 7:55am On Aug 13, 2013
If the most powerful man in the world is against you,that's gotta hurt.Kris Jenner has responded to president Obama's diss where he critisized Kim and Kanye's opulent lifestyle
Obama, 52, in a recent Kindle Singles interview stated..
“The American Dream involved some pretty basic stuff. A good job where you felt some security. A good education… People felt if they worked hard they could get there… I don’t think people went around saying to themselves, ‘I need to have a 10,000-square-foot house’… I think, there has also been a shift in culture. We weren’t exposed to the things we didn’t have in the same way that kids these days are. There was not that window into the lifestyles of the rich and famous. Kids weren’t monitoring every day what Kim Kardashian was wearing, or where Kanye West was going on vacation, and thinking that somehow that was the mark of success.”
Now Kris Jenner didnt find it funny and lashed back below

'I find it so odd that he's picking on Kim Kardashian and Kanye West. Well, Kanye West, first of all, doesn't go on vacation. Ever,' And Kim Kardashian is the hardest-working young lady in the world. She never sleeps, she never stops, she never slows down and works so hard for what she's got,'But, I wasn't aware that you could only set the bar so high and that we could only dream so big,'
'I bet the President has some friends with 10,000 square foot houses and he probably wouldn’t mind going over there when asking them to have a party for campaigning for dollars to run for president,'
Kardashians have suffered sha..I'm wondering, if so many people dislike them,who are the millions watching the show?
http://misspetitenigeria..com/2013/08/kris-jenner-replies-president-obamas.html?showComment=1376376406911#c4230282699655690855

CelebritiesHawt-kaffy Shows Off Toned Figure In Skimpy Workout Attire by misspetite(op): 7:42am On Aug 13, 2013
The mother of one and star cheorographer looks like she hasn't given birth.Amazing shape
http://misspetitenigeria..com/2013/08/hawt-kaffy-shows-of-her-toned-figure-in.html

CelebritiesLady Claims Lola Omotayo's Father Took Her To "Juju House" Over Missing N300,00: by misspetite(op): 2:29pm On Aug 12, 2013
This young lady above,Mercy Nnaji aka Lady C claims she was wrongly accused by Lola Omotayo's dad..She has been dropping her comments on all Posts concerning Psquare & Lola and sent a mail so I decided to publish it here..she says she needs a solution and dropped her number.
Read below
"My own bi se Lola and her father Dipo Omotayo should pay my outstanding money which High Court Portharcout gave on my behalf for taking me to JUJU for oracle... Dipo Omotayo and his manager Usuff wrongly accused me of 300,000 (Three hundred thousand naira, after a get together party in his house 5,Mingi estae trans Amadi portharcout. He invited police who detained me for 24 hrs without food or water. He gave the police 150,000 ( hundred and fifty thousand naira to take me to JUJU house to get truth from me for the missing 300,000. They pushed me into Dipo's Jeep the next morning and his drive Napoleon with the two police men took me to JUJU house.
This police officers took me to Ogoni far away from portharcout, and when they arrived Ogoni in Tai local government area, they forced me out of the Jeep and pushed me into the JUJU house,removed all I was putting on and poured a concoctions on my eyes and other part of my body. When they finished, the JUJU man told them I wasn't the person and they brought me back to portharcout and ask me to go my way. I quickly ran to a nearby police station and report the matter, and I consulted a lawyer who took up the matter to court. I was granted judgment of 2million for my medical treatment, and Dipo Paid. 1million through the help of Court bailiff via execution, and Dipo promise to pay the remaining 1million in 2months time... But as I speaks now,Dipo has refused to pay the balance and instead him and his manager and the police has been sending me thugs to kill me. I arrested 3boys last year who confess to the police I reported them to that they were sent to poison me to death... My fellow readers Pls help me figure this out or any help you can render to me Pls call me 08068853195. Thankyou!"Lady C
This Lola father Dipo Omotayo is a wicked man.. And peter okoye knew about my outstanding Court case with his inlaw Dipo Omotayo yet he can't advise him on it. This man Dipo Omotayo took me to JUJU house for an oracle, i sued him for forcefully taken me to a JUJU house for investigation of a missing 300,000 after a get together party in his house @5 mingi estae trans amadi portharcout.. High Court Portharcout granted me judgment for pouring a concoctions into my eyes and other part of my body...

Their Marriage is not new to me, but the only thing that will be new to me now is for peter okoye to advise his inlaw Dipo Omotayo to pay the remaining 1million out of 2million Court awarded me fo my medical/hospital bill. Dipo Omotayo paid 1million under an execution to carry his property to Court for auction in order to get my 2million for my eye treatment... Ever since then this lola father has been sending me thugs to kill me, and last year, I arrested 3boys who confess that they were sent to poison me to death but police refused to investigate the my said matter.. I want to meet PRESS on this issue.. Pls help me pass this message to others Thank you for reading... Nnaji
http://misspetitenigeria..com/2013/08/miss-p-reader-claims-lola-omotayos.html

CelebritiesCaroline Ekanem Danjuma & Her Husband (Picture) by misspetite(op): 5:40pm On Aug 11, 2013
The stylish actress /makeup artiste shared this photo with her hubby, Musa Danjuma and captioned it"Feeling the boy".
I can feel the chemistry between them.They have been together since 2007..do the math
http://misspetitenigeria..com/2013/08/sexy-couple-caroline-ekanem-danjuma.html

Celebrities".I Consulted 65 Pastors Before Marrying Her"-foluke Daramola's Hubby by misspetite(op): 5:26pm On Aug 11, 2013
Nollywood yoruba actress,Foluke Daramola-Salako and her husband of 5 months, Kayode Salako, a businessman faced critisisms for their union.His ex wife claimed Funke snatched him from her.However, the two seem to be deeply inlove and tell whoever cares to listen that they are going to be married for life. Read excerpts fro their Interview with Punch

Kayode: A lot has been said about Foluke and I; but I must state that my first wife packed out of our home on her own volition. When I was getting serious with Foluke, I told everyone in my family to go all out and make inquiries if she is my destined wife or not. In fact, I consulted about 65 pastors before I made up my mind on her.

Were you not skeptical about marrying an actress?



Kayode: Before I met her, I never fancied any Nigerian actress. I had known some of them through my organisations and I had nothing to do with any of them. But when I met Foluke, she proved me wrong! She is very reasonable, mentally upright, focused and an ambitious woman. She is godly and she has a deep knowledge of God’s word. In fact, she can recite over 25 psalm chapters off hand! She is not materialistic; she is a very good cook, homely and washes my underwear. We share a lot of things in common among which is the spirit of activism. Its fun being with her and till date, we still live as friends

But did you know he was married at that time?

Foluke: Yes, and I remember I was introduced to his wife at the initial stage of working together. We were friends until he started talking about the problems he had with his first marriage. I didn’t know he had issues with his marriage but he is quite an emotional person and as a friend, he told me his experience. I understood the wife left him on her own volition and I knew he made attempts to resolve the problem. At a point, he told me to step out of the picture because he needed to sort out the problems in his marriage. Later, he called again and said we needed to move on.

Foluke: Don’t stop doing those things that attracted him to you. He loves my legs and I wear short skirts at home for him. Also, men should pay their wives compliments.

Are there pet names?

Foluke: I call him Ade mi (my crown) and Ayinde. He calls me Folu, when he is angry.

Kayode: I call her Ibadi Aran.
http://misspetitenigeria..com/2013/08/i-consulted-65-pastors-before-marrying.html

Science/TechnologyShark Bites Man As He Tried To Kiss It by misspetite(op): 5:15pm On Aug 11, 2013
Diving guide Dave Marcel had been taking tourists out on Elbow Reef off Key Largo, Florida for years - allowing them to interact with the reef's wildlife including the 300-pound nurse shark.

These sharks are not usually aggressive, and love being petted.

Marcel would prove their harmlessness by kissing the sharks, and then allowing the tourists to do the same.

Until the day one of the sharks bit back.

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/08/09/article-2388207-1B38D0C3000005DC-16_634x343.jpg

The shark bite was caught on camera and aired on Discovery Channel as a part of this year's 'Shark Week.'

Marcel's key mistake that day was flipping the shark upside down before planting a smooch - something he hadn't done before.

Marcel didn't realize that since the shark's eyes are on top of it's head, it wouldn't see him and would assume he was being fed fish.

Instead of passively receiving the peck, the shark bit down with all 500 of it's razor-sharp teeth.

Lesson of the bite: don't kiss a shark Spider-Man style.

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/08/09/article-2388207-1B38D531000005DC-688_634x421.jpg

Once the shark realized it was eating human flesh and not fish meat, it lost interest and swam off.

'He spit me out. I guess he said I didn't taste good,' Marcel told the Discovery Channel.

Discovery Channel's Jeff Kurr also pointed out to the Huffington Post that while these sharks are docile, their anatomy is rigged to do major damage.

He said nurse sharks can suck a conch right out of it's shell.

Luckily for Marcel, the bite didn't leave his face deformed. But it still required 285 stitches. He compared the painful bite to a firecracker going off in his mouth.

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/08/09/article-2388207-1B38D0B7000005DC-998_634x329.jpg

Marcel, not about to let a shark bite get him down, was out in the water again three days later.

'You can not be a wild animal handler without having the expectation that you will be bitten,' Marcel said. 'It's a part of the job.'
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/08/09/article-2388207-1B38D12A000005DC-415_634x339.jpg



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2388207/Why-attempt-kiss-shark--harmless-nurse-shark.html
http://misspetitenigeria..com/2013/08/man-gets-bitten-on-lips-by-shark-after.html
CelebritiesThe Funny Twitter Exchange Between Donjazzy ,atiku Abubakar & Family by misspetite(op): 2:15am On Aug 11, 2013
Lol Donjazzy is a character.So, earlier in the day, a twitter fan of former Nigerian Vice President, Atiku Abubakar asked him why he doesn't share recharge cards like Donjazzy. Atiku replied""Because I'm not as rich as Donjazzy".

On seeing the tweet, as a sharp guy, Donjazzy tweeted back at Atiku who is now following him back.He also dug up his children's handles and tweeted at them... who were amazed at the number of followers they gained just because Donjazzy mentioned them.
Here is the funny part, Donjazzy asked his daughter if their father was actually the one tweeting and she confirmed it......Lol smart guy..

Call it famzing, I call it the moves of a Don..Dont be surprised when he changes his name to Alhaji Donjazzy soon...haha
http://misspetitenigeria..com/2013/08/the-funny-twitter-exchange-between.html#more

CelebritiesWhich Of These Is Your Favorite Nigerian Actress? by misspetite(op): 3:51pm On Aug 10, 2013
Yes oh my people..the survey continues.....Now, its Actresses..
All you have to do is list your Favorite Nigerian screen Goddess...even if she's not listed here.

This list does not include veteran actresses like Mama G because, they are on their own lane
Merci

-Rita Dominic
-Kate Henshaw
-Omoni Oboli
-Nse Ekpe-Etim
-Monalisa Chinda
-Uche Jumbo
-Mercy Johnson
-Chika Ike
-Ini Edo
-Annie Macaulay
-Stella Damascus
-Stephanie Okereke
-Beverly Naya
Rukky Sanda
-Oge Okoye
-Rukky Sanda
-Chioma Chukuka Akpotha
-Tonto Dikeh
-Mercy Aigbe
-Funke Akindele
-Genevieve Nnaji
-Omotola Jalade Ekehinde
http://misspetitenigeria..com/2013/08/which-of-these-is-your-favorite.html#comment-form

Celebrities(must Read)- Before I Write A Book- By Basket Mouth by misspetite(op): 1:59pm On Jul 26, 2013
I love writing and this touched me.Basket Mouth Chronicles the beginning of his career as a comedian in a series titled"Before I write a book" This first episode proves that more often than not,great men start from really humble beginnings. He also shows how far one can go when others believe in your dreams
Read Below...

""Back stage at the Rothmans Groove tour which held @ TBS in 1998, there I was seated with the likes of The Plantashun Boiz,Dr. Fresh,Remedies and more...I was just a young boy trying to weigh his options on what direction to go with his career as drumming,rapping,producing and comedy were few of my options.
That night was the 1st time I met Tony Tetuila, one of those humble guys you come by,he was warm and accommodating considering the obvious fact that I was nobody in the industry.
Fast forward a few months later, Comedy had won me over and in the course of my hustle and journey to where I'm yet to get to, I bumped into Tetuila in Festac, just about the time his single 'you don hit my car' came out.

We reconnected while playing catch up. We had common friends so 'bumping' into each other became a tradition. The 1st time he saw me perform @ a concert was at a gig The Plantashun Boiz used to host @ the Den in Ikeja.

I must have impressed him because not long after that night, I got a call from him asking that we meet up. We did and he took me for a meeting in Lagos Island (Shell Office). A director at Shell was retiring and a send-forth party was being held in his honour. My performance fee then was N10,000, Tony pushed it up and convinced the client to pay N30,000 which they paid cash. Prior to this, they had never heard of me and only used me because Tony believed in me and stood up for me, convincing them to buy in.

I was paid in full a week to the show.

After picking up the cash I went straight home. Now here I was, a young comic with his 1st major pay-out of N30,000. Considering the fact that my 1st performance fee was N300 (1%) of what I had in my pocket,I couldn't help but to thank God.

I got home,gave my mum N25,000 and kept N5,000 from which I bought a shirt,pants and shoes from Tejuosho market to wear for the event. Ready for my first big show..
http://misspetitenigeria..com/2013/07/must-read-before-i-write-book-by-basket.html

CelebritiesWhy I'm Still Single-derenle Speaks On Gay Rumors & His Ideal Woman by misspetite(op): 7:32am On Jul 26, 2013
(Culled from Nigerian Tribune)
Is Derenle Gay?
I think people believe what they want to believe.

But a lot of people believe you are. And to prove them right, a picture of you Charley Boy went viral on the internet recently…
I don’t read the news, I make the news. The thing is people tend to look for loopholes when they see you doing well. And since people feel I’m feminine in nature, then they think I’m gay. But the truth is I don’t really care about what people say because I’m not fashioned according to what the society expects. And also I think for my personality, if I were gay, the news would have grown from speculations and would have been in people’s face.
On the part of Charley Boy and me, I was not expecting the paparazzi that came with the picture.

So what was the picture about then?

I really don’t want to go into details, but it could have been a controversial agenda, it could have a been a publicity stunt, it could have been the real deal and it could have been photoshopped, but whatever it was, people should just go ahead and make their conclusions.

So why is Denrele still single?
I’m a hustler and I’m still trying to get myself together. When the time comes, I’ll get married definitely, but there’s no one in the picture now. I’m searching and ready to mingle.

Who is your ideal woman?

I like someone who would not try to change me and who would understand the complexity that I am. I want someone simple and absolutely free and not intimidated by what I represent.

www.misspetitenigeria..com
Naija single ladies..what are you waiting for?See an Eligible bachelor walking freely

CelebritiesAwwww! Jim Iyke's Sweet Message To Nadia Buari On Her Directorial Debut by misspetite(op): 9:14am On Jul 25, 2013
Awww? When a man openly congratulates or encourages his lady love on twitter, he's for real. Nadia is venturing into directing. Cool
By the way.. this is my favorite  photo of them as a couple. Love in the air

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CelebritiesBattle Of The Sexiest- Cossy Vs Afrocandy by misspetite(op): 2:53am On Jul 25, 2013
It's high time someone pair these two against each other. They are both Sexy, controversial and don't give a F...and men looooooove..them
But if you had to choose who's sexier, who would it be? Cossy or Afrocandy

http://misspetitenigeria..com/2013/07/battle-of-sexiest-cossy-vs-afrocandy.html

CelebritiesNot So Fit? Football Legend Ronaldo Hits The Beach With Sexy Wife & Kid by misspetite(op): 2:33am On Jul 25, 2013
Remember him? 35 year old Brazilian  football Legend Ronaldo was vacationing in Ibiza with his stunning wife and cute daughter. 
His weight has been the subject of recent criticisms. I say, the man isn't a football player anymore. He doesn't need a 6 pack..besides his hot wife makes up for his deficiency.

http://misspetitenigeria..com/2013/07/not-so-fit-football-legend-ronaldo-hits.html?m=1

Celebrities#childnotbride#why Stella Damascus Shouldnt Be Taken Seriously- SK Johnson by misspetite(op): 2:17am On Jul 25, 2013
I saw this article  by SK Johnson on YNaija,and had to share it. The writer is of the opinion that all she did was rant without offering any solution. Read and decide if you agree(also waiting for Charles Novia's own Lol)
Article Below...

See that? That face up there? That is the face of fury. At least that’s what Stella Damasus expects us to believe. Two days ago the singer/actress released a video on YouTube, supposedly in response to the #ChildNotBride controversy. I’m not exactly sure what I was expecting; something sincere and insightful, maybe? I can’t say, but what I wasn’t expecting was for it to devolve into an exercise into the kind of pointless histrionics the industry to which she belongs is currently criticised for.


It’s clear from the title “Stella Damasus Spits Fire!” - yes, complete with the exclamation mark – that she intends for us to believe she means business. Erm, okay.


The video goes on for 5 minutes and essentially sees her throwing out fancy insults for the senators (“randy old men,” in her terms) and saying nothing about nothing. Well, apart from herself, of course. She makes sure to let us know how “unafraid” she is – since, you know, making a video about a major Nigerian media phenomenon and uploading it to YouTube, is an act of bravery the kind of which strikes fear into the hearts of men everywhere – how other celebrities don’t have the balls to do what she’s doing, how angry she is, how loud her voice is, how many ways in which she can twist her face to portray “anger”.

Sigh. I don’t know. I just don’t know. It would be admirable for a celebrity to speak up in a sincere manner about an issue as important as this one but in this case, I just can’t take it seriously. This video Stella Damasus has made is a joke because it doesn’t say anything remotely insightful. It’s a perfect representation of the superficial and reactionary posturing that gets us absolutely nowhere.

Consider this; not once during the 5 minute run of this video does Stella Damasus offer any possible solution. Sure, no one expects her to snap her fingers and solve the problems, after all, she’s only one human being (albeit a very angry one) but what would be the point if we all went around screaming bloody murder instead of making an attempt to be constructive? It could be as simple as her saying “go sign the petition” – but no. She does an awful lot of castigation, though. She calls out Patience Jonathan, Senator Yerima, and other celebrities. Hey, that’s all well and good, but, again, what’s the point? If this video is addressed to the public, what are we supposed to do with it? Appreciate Stella Damasus’s anger? And then what? The only logical explanation would be that it was meant for the Senators themselves, which, paradoxically would be even more illogical. Let’s face it, are senators supposed to cower in fear at Stella Damasus? Are they even going to care at all what she says? I mean, will “shameless old men” who , as Ms. Damasus put it, are trying to “impose their evil desires on an entire nation,” give the slightest bit of a damn what an actress has to say? Will they even sit down to watch it?

I think otherwise.

http://misspetitenigeria..com/2013/07/a-must-read-stella-damascus-im-sorry-i.html?m=1

RomanceRe: I Love Older Men! by misspetite(op): 11:20am On Oct 18, 2011
lol@scammed
RomanceRe: I Love Older Men! by misspetite(op): 6:12pm On Oct 17, 2011
i cant date my peersss.@those concentrating on beyonce not the post"Jayz is 12 years older than her""
RomanceRe: I Love Older Men! by misspetite(op): 5:15pm On Oct 17, 2011
hahahaha cheesy cheesy cheesy lindabon, u wicked oooo angry angry angry angry
RomanceI Love Older Men! by misspetite(op): 4:17pm On Oct 17, 2011
When I was in my early 20's,(don't guess my age)my dad always said,"these small boys wont take you anywhere.They would just use and dump you. angryBesides,they aren't ready to settle down.Ït's not like I was dating any small boy.As a matter of fact,my then boyfriend was 9 years older than i was(He wasn't married).I was so comfortable around him as he led me on a journey to self discovery. shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

He was my mentor,friend,brother,father and everything you could think of.He made me believe all men were"faithful".He never cheated(for real).I tired all the tricks in the book to catch him because he felt too good to be true. wink cheesy
BUT,he was too controlling.Didn't let me out of the cage.One fateful day,he left the cage door slightly open,and I flew.I flew away so far that when he found me,he couldn't recognize me.I was no longer the dove he knew me to be(according to his expectations)I was now an owl. tongue tongue


  The thing with younger men is(when I say younger, I mean men who are not emotionally and financially stable to get married),a 26 year old girl is probably ready to settle down,have kids bla bla bla, while her male counterpart of that same age bracket is ready to keep 5 girlfriends,club hop and follow lilwayne on twitter(lol).He has no plans to settle down,talk less of marriage.He just wants to have fun.Except in very rare cases or with the intervention of TB Joshua,that guy would just be with you for a while,and dump you for a younger girl. shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
So,why waste time when you know,you aint going no where?
The older guy(probably mid 30's) has played life until life has started playing him.He is tired of the different women every night,he has probably seen it all.Its not about beauty now,he is fascinated by the character of whomever he hooks up with.He needs to get married.He sees the beauty in companionship and children.

At this point in time,he needs a lively lady, who makes him laugh(coz he's already bored ).Don't get me wrong,there are still some(hot heads)who would play till they drop.(I no send those ones jor).
Why do most ladies go for older men? Security.I don't think its just about financial security here.I mean,knowing your heart ,family and bank account(ofcourse na)is secured goes a long way in making a woman happy.On the downside,these men are too controlling.I wont mention names,just do a background check on all younger ladies who are married to older men.But,as a friend said Ï'd rather have a controlling older man as a husband,than a cheat,selfish and insensitive man who lets me fly".I think its a small price to pay for emotional stability. wink wink wink
No offence to guys in their teens and early 20's,but you just need to grow up some more.Its not your fault that you hop around from one lady to the other.You are just created to spread your wings at that age.
So,if I were to choose between the devil and the deep blue sea, but i'll just go with the deep blue sea.At least I could swim. undecided undecided www.misspetitenigeria..com

CelebritiesNigerian Blogger Recognized By Obama by misspetite(op): 6:23pm On Sep 30, 2011
Didn't think it's possible right?Well, our very own your's faithfully.Don't hate, your dreams can come true, digitally, lol

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