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Lool this is a very interesting interview with Gbenro Adeoye of Punch..I didn't understand most of it either.. Did you write exams in school in these big words? I used such words very-very freely in my exams both at the secondary school and in my university and little wonder I had the misfortune of my English results being seized intermittently in my O’ Levels.Why do you always speak ‘big grammar’? I am not really consensus ad idem with those who opine that my idiolect is advertently obfuscative. No no no, it’s just that I am in my elements when the colloquy has to do with the pax nigeriana of our dreams and one necessarily needs to fulminate against the alcibiadian modus vivendi of our prebendal political class.How do you talk to your wife, children and even your friends? I relate with my family and friends very warmly and in an atmosphere of camaraderie, stripped of my confutational habiliment and gladiatorial homilies. I am a very peaceful, calm, level-headed and celestially attuned soul personality.Is this the way you proposed to your wife, speaking high tech grammar? Of course, the business of the day when I interfaced with my wife on matters of the heart had to be in plain Caeser’s language and you can decipher why that had to be so. The matter in view did not permit itself of sphinxian conundrum.Do you know that many people don’t take you too seriously when you talk because they think you are not communicating Why will I be perturbed from ensconcing myself in the palatable arms of Morpheus because people have deprived themselves of the cultivation of the regime of the mental magnitude? I read all the farrago of baloneys and vacuous bunkum from pepper soup objurgators. The spirit of animadversion remains their fundamental human right. It also remains an indubitable fact that I get millions and millions of requests daily from people all over the world requesting for my verbal mentorship which positive cosmopolitan reactions have assisted my equipoise and righteous sense of pachydermatous garb. I cannot put my nose to the grindstone daily and expect to be understood by those luxuriating in a modus vivendi, verging on pepper souping, goat heading, suyaing, big stouting and isiewulising. Has a philosophical wag not once pontificated that things of the spirit are spiritually discerned and that it takes the deep to call the deep? We will speak more on this matter of critiques and chichi dodo another day.Why do you pull your trousers up beyond the waist? Hahahaha….That trousers style is called Yohji Yamamoto. It was my own audacious statement to remonstrate against the pervasive tendency of Nigerians especially our youths that took to the practice of putting on trousers exposing their lower anatomical contours and I will do it over and over again[img]http://1.bp..com/-g1mrYBf_LkA/UiraQyTywSI/AAAAAAAAnLQ/Daqr-f2O9zQ/s400/Hon-Patrick.png[/img] http://misspetitenigeria..com/2013/09/why-i-speak-big-grammer-patrick.html#more |
[img]http://4.bp..com/-hPv29VY0U2M/UinQcXlIA1I/AAAAAAAAnHE/K-X2Sj3QL-w/s400/yvonne-Nelson.jpg[/img] You know what they say..Experience is the best teacher..Continue to read her tweets..she also says she has found the "One"Awwww... [img]http://2.bp..com/-1uXmn560q6o/UinRh5ll5BI/AAAAAAAAnHY/mF4mk3UbymM/s1600/Untitled1.png[/img] [img]http://4.bp..com/--lL6F8Np8lI/UinS5c_o1VI/AAAAAAAAnHs/kzneUaLJyUY/s1600/Untitled1.png[/img] http://misspetitenigeria..com/2013/09/yvonne-nelson-has-some-serious-dating.html |
Wow! A 2 year old girl Louise Hilton walked half a mile(15 mins walk) to her home after the doorman at her nursery school left the door open. According to reports, that was her 2nd day in that school as the walked to-and -fro school on the first day with her mum. Her mother Miss O’Connor, 26, took Louise on the 15-minute walk to Windmill Hill Nursery near their home in Runcorn, Cheshire, for the first time on Monday and again on Wednesday. Despite busy roads, a roundabout, two subways and woods and a canal, the toddler made her way back from the privately run nursery.No one noticed she had gone and no passer-by intervened even though her route took her past a busy pub. On arriving home, she announced to her astonished mother Samantha O’Connor: ‘I have walked home on my own – aren’t I a big girl?’ Yesterday her father John Hilton, 30, said: ‘It is frightening to think what might have happened had the wrong person seen her.Louise is believed to have slipped through a fire door left open by workmen and then security gates after being allowed to go to the toilet by herself. [img]http://4.bp..com/-H4DiNLDj8rE/Uil1Ie_dT_I/AAAAAAAAnEI/Ajv37oN8ky8/s640/wowarticle-212605-1BA458A2000005DC-591_634x894.jpg[/img] Dailymail http://misspetitenigeria..com/2013/09/shock-as-2yr-old-toddler-walked-out-of.html[url][/url] |
[img]http://3.bp..com/-9Ikk2VWSTgg/Uil_2Xtax9I/AAAAAAAAnEs/_hpRzMSBfMA/s1600/Untitled.png[/img] Nicki minaj wore this Abeyo marqz dress for her viva glam lipstick signing in London while Dencia wore same on a shoot. I think Dencia rocks it http://misspetitenigeria..com/2013/09/dencia-vs-nicki-minaj-who-rocked-this.html |
The handsome actor tweeted this romantic pic with the caption" Cape coast climbing rope bridges. Congrats to my #BFF on NEA award.Greatness knws ur name. #WeAreOne Aww Naija Jayz & Beyonce [img]http://3.bp..com/-7l7dc0GHyCA/UiSc7Ah18QI/AAAAAAAAmso/phOvSl1lUQw/s1600/BTKYi29CUAIymJh.jpg[/img] http://misspetitenigeria..com/2013/09/lovejim-iyke-nadia-buari-share-romantic.html?showComment=1378132327424#c644957037520252 |
Rita Dominic looks like a queen in this attire she rocked last night at the NEA Awards in Newyork. This is an Oscar worthy outfit. You like it right? [img]http://1.bp..com/-PpR_zBxR9dQ/UiQldpJdcsI/AAAAAAAAmoc/9uzKksNE8So/s640/Untitled.png[/img] http://misspetitenigeria..com/2013/09/all-hail-queen-rita-dominic-goes-regal.html |
Started from the bottom now they here.....If you were asked to list top five Nigerian rappers,Olamide & Phyno would make that list.Swag, they got it..Lyrics, they got it.Bling,,they've got it. These boys have taken over.They displayed their NEA Awards in Newyork. Who's your fav? Btw,Olamide looks just like Dbanj here.... [img]http://1.bp..com/-j1SB-Mr-hro/UiQoLK6EUgI/AAAAAAAAmow/RIivEzmxG64/s1600/Untitled.png[/img] http://misspetitenigeria..com/2013/09/swag-battle-olamide-phyno-looking-like.html? |
Maria Tsotetsi (49), from extension 28 in Vosloorus, east of Johannesburg, SA, says she has an evil snake inside her stomach. She said she has been told by several prophets and traditional healers that the reptile lives inside her. Maria, who looks pregnant, said she was in hospital in 2011, where the doctors told her she had a growth. "They told me I had lost blood and they wanted to operate on me but nothing happened after that. The nurses put me on drips but a few days later, they released me." She said that her ex-boyfriend took her to a bishop after she complained about a pain in her stomach. The bishop told her to strip her of her clothes and gave her muthi (herbs) to steam. "The muthi was covered in a white and brown snake skin. The bishop said it would cure me," she said. But a few days later, she realised there was something in her body and her teeth started falling out. "I believe the muthi made me lose my teeth. My boyfriend then dumped me after 14 years and I've been single ever since," she said. "I want him to come and remove the snake he put in my stomach. I believe he's responsible for this." She said she sometimes has her period for two weeks and it's so heavy she has to use nappies. Traditional healer Ntsimbi Ngema said: "This kind of thing is done by jealous lovers. There's no way Maria could have a new boyfriend because he could die after having sex with her." A doctor who didn't want to be named said Maria could be suffering from all sorts of things, including kidney stones or gall stones. http://misspetitenigeria..com/2013/08/meet-woman-who-says-there-is-evil-snake.html Daily Sun [img]http://2.bp..com/-Bcud5f3JgrI/Uh9uEQfMrPI/AAAAAAAAmZQ/BjbkxYKyA48/s400/Untitled.png[/img] |
The stunning actress tweeted"Goodbye #venice ... Hello #Gardaland... Adult time over now kids take over. #bored with ancient history lol.. She is really rocking those shorts.... [img]http://4.bp..com/-Qk6y3IqiMKQ/Uh-en-UN6DI/AAAAAAAAmaY/SRSMwd4Z_PQ/s1600/Untitled.png[/img] http://misspetitenigeria..com/2013/08/goodbye-venice-omotola-shares-more.html#comment-form |
Lol seriously?Endtimes? Babiloko: endtime tinz |
Its refreshing to see someone with something other than blonde. She rocked this to Galaxy Tv for an interview today.. I see she dropped the cute turban... [img]http://2.bp..com/-P8upATxvoik/Uh-tLei9IlI/AAAAAAAAmaw/r6cL_crDLrc/s1600/Untitled.png[/img] www.misspetitenigeria..com
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The mother of the 13-year-old stowaway, Ricky Daniel Ohikhena, who on Friday hid in the tyre compartment of an Arik plane on a flight from Benin to Lagos, was on Monday quizzed for hours by a combined team of security operatives from the Department of State Security Service and aviation security. The mother, Evelyn, who confirmed that she was quizzed by the SSS operatives, said her son was a nice boy who never displayed any tendency for such a dangerous venture. An embattled Evelyn said Daniel was a nice boy who did not mingle with bad friends. She said, “My son answers Daniel in school and Ricky at home. I went to my elder sister’s place who put to bed and when I got home the next morning (Saturday), I couldn’t find him. My daughter told me that they quarrelled in the night because he woke at midnight to watch movies and she told him to stop watching movie in the night and she said he eventually slept in the parlour while she said she went back to sleep in the room.I see he probably saw that stunt in a movie.wow! Punch http://misspetitenigeria..com/2013/08/photomother-of-boy-who-hid-in-tyre-of.html
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Yes oh!What men can do women can do with more swag..Lol Two Kenyan men have signed an agreement to "marry" the same woman.The woman had been having affairs with both men for more than four years and apparently refused to choose between them.Gangsta woman http://misspetitenigeria..com/2013/08/shock-as-two-kenyan-love-rivals-agree.html
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Lol as much as I hate cockroaches, this is funny to me.At least one million cockroaches have escaped a farm in China where they were being bred for use in traditional medicine According to the Morden Newspaper,the cockroaches fled the facility in Dafeng, in the eastern province of Jiangsu, for surrounding cornfields earlier this month after an "unknown perpetrator" destroyed the plastic greenhouse where they were raisedhttp://misspetitenigeria..com/2013/08/prison-break-one-million-cockroaches.html
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dedons: The devil is a liar...Lol why evils nau? |
Despite all the insults last night, he still loves her unconditionally....Awww true friendship. I know Nigerians are eagerly waiting to welcome her back with so much love... More tweets below http://misspetitenigeria..com/2013/08/beverly-osuyou-are-diamond-denrenle-edun.html#comment-form
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Miley Cyrus is officially gone gangsta.She went wild during her MTV Music Video Award performance last night. Robin Thicke was performing his hit "Blurred lines"when Miley went wild, twerking and grinding allover him. Twitter exloded with insults and shock over her x-rated performance The beautiful part was the camera captured Will Smith & Kids, Rihanna & One direction's reaction..Lol http://misspetitenigeria..com/2013/08/shocked-reactions-of-rihannawill-smith.html#comment-form
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The teenage stowaway, Daniel Ihekina, who was arrested at the Lagos Airport after flying in the tyre hole of an Arik plane from Benin to Lagos on Saturday morning, thought he was on a US-bound flight. An airport source, who did not want his name in print spoke to Punch “From what we heard, the boy said he was being maltreated and tried to escape from his parents. He thought he was on his way to the US.The parents have travelled to Lagos by road, to get him back.”The General Manager, Corporate Communications, Federal Airports Authority of Nigeria, Mr. Yakubu Dati, said “The residential address the boy gave to us was traced to a church in Benin by our airport manager and his team. So, there is need to hand over the teenager to the SSS who are experts in such investigations. They will carry out further investigation on the matter.”Haa he wouldn't have made it.Even surprised he survived Benin to Lagos http://www.punchng.com/news/stowaway-boy-thought-arik-plane-was-us-bound/ http://misspetitenigeria..com/2013/08/boy-who-hid-inthe-tyre-of-arik-plane.html?showComment=1377504676723#c3859914193114125402
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Wow! Pastor Biodun of Coza was on the pulpit this morning where he addressed the rumors saying he would address it in due time.His church was said to be filled to the capacity unlike before.. See some tweets from his Church's twitter account and by Ogundamisi who listened to his sermon...The tweets are quotes from his sermon this morning... Also, American preacher, Dr Mike Murdock has lent his support by terming this a proof of divine favor for pastor Biodun(Tweet below) Below.. http://misspetitenigeria..com/2013/08/esewalters-scandal-pastor-biodun.html?showComment=1377429966725#c6931020545513983157
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Started from the bottom now he's here...Olamide lived up to his street cred when he visited Computer Village(His old hood)yesterday to greet his fans and hommies.He literally shutdown the place as alleyes were on him/.You have to be dope to make Igbo men leave their businesses to look at you..Lol If you don't know he used to hustle there,selling 2nd hand phones and all, now he pulled up there in a Range Sport..Badoo Your story can change in a minute..Hard work http://misspetitenigeria..com/2013/08/street-cred-olamide-shuts-down-computer.html[img][/img]
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They were at the Onwugbenu's wedding reception in London last night..See how his tie matches her red dress?If he weren't engaged, wouldn't be a bad idea..He looks like a man who can love....whew [img][/img] http://misspetitenigeria..com/2013/08/spotted-genevieve-dr-sid.html
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Awwwwww when a man loves a woman, you know.Kanye gushed about Kim on her mum"Kris Jenner's" talk show ""I can have people saying this is going to damage your credibility as an artist or a designer, and I say I don’t care, I love this woman. When the paparazzi surround you,people know you don’t like paparazzi ,and they say "Why would you be with this person?" I’m being with this person because I love this person, and she’s worth it to me. My grandfather just passed and his whole thing, it was never about money. It was never about popularity. His whole thing was joy and having joy in his life. She’s my joy and she brought my new joy into the world. There’s no paparazzi and there’s no blog comment that’s going to take that joy from me."Watch video here======== http://misspetitenigeria..com/2013/08/i-dont-care-about-credibilityi-love.html [img][/img]
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Heheeee Just a few days back, she complained a man broke her heart, now,she's back...She tweeted these photos with the caption"He'll surely miss this" I bet he will... [img]http://1.bp..com/-my_U3e1caQU/UhYh4MPK3II/AAAAAAAAly4/2jTxFOB1b3M/s640/BSRuum2IAAAp--1.jpg[/img] [img]http://2.bp..com/-uxEt40QM0LA/UhYjM5-ahPI/AAAAAAAAlzE/-HNgMlVvX9I/s640/BSR6hiDIAAAfWfM.png[/img] http://misspetitenigeria..com/2013/08/sexy-cossy-flaunts-her-stripper-pole.html#comment-form |
Our very own Genevieve has been featured alongside 7 other women across the world as one of Elle Magazine's""INTERNATIONAL SUPERSTARS: THE NEXT BIG CROSSOVER ACTS" She is featured alongside the likes of Aishawarya Rai Bachchan (India) Katrina Kaif (Hong Kong)Haifa Wehbe (Lebanon)Anahi (Mexico)Pixie Lott(Britain) and Kim Hyuna(Japan) This is what they wrote about her "One of the most powerful actresses working in Africa, Nnaji began her career at age eight, and has been constantly working in commercials and movies ever since. She's credited with putting Nollywood, Nigeria's Hollywood, on the map. In 2005 she was awarded Best Actress at the inaugural African Movie Academy Awards (AMAA), and used her fame to launch her clothing line, St. Genevieve, in 2008 with the proceeds from sales supporting orphanages. And she has the Oprah seal of approval—in 2009 Nnaji was profiled on an episode of The Oprah Winfrey Show, with the host referring to her as one of the most popular people around the world and the "Julia Roberts of Africa." Her latest film, Half of a Yellow Sun, in which she stars alongside British actress Thandie Newton, premieres this year."http://misspetitenigeria..com/2013/08/genevieve-nnaji-featured-in-elle.html
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The Nigerian/Cameroonian popsinger shared this photo with the caption "Looking tasty really scrumptious.Tell me is there any more room for me in Those jeans .. International Bad Gyal .. U like?"" www.misspetitenigeria..com
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This is one of the most painful things to happen to a parent. A doctor’s toddler daughter drowned after she slipped off his shoulders while he was taking photos and plunged into a swollen river. Coventry-based anaesthesiologist Megha Reddy screamed for help as 18-month-old Manvi disappeared under the water and was washed downstream in strong currents. A frantic search was launched for the girl and rescue divers pulled her body out of the river more than four miles away. The tragedy had happened as Dr Reddy took pictures on the bridge over the River Musi in Hyderabad with Manvi and her two brothers during a month-long holiday in India.The infant then slipped and plunged into the river below, before being swept away. Witnesses said Dr Reddy’s screams brought bystanders to the scene who comforted the stricken father as a major search and rescue was launched. The doctor and his family had travelled to Hyderabad last month to attend a family wedding, and were scheduled to return to Britain next Wednesday. Dr Reddy, 42, and his wife Pratibha, who emigrated to Britain 15 years ago, were said to be in a state of shock (Many have blamed the man for not diving in after the daughter.and some say he should be jailed for negligence.Well..one can never tell until your in the same situation) http://misspetitenigeria..com/2013/08/tragic-toddler-falls-off-fathers.html#more
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Ok! Let me explain briefly. Mahedda used to be noted for her raunchy songs,lyrics and photos until she shocked everyone by turning a new leaf last year and saying she had given her life to Christ.She even wrote a letter to media houses asking that they stop playing her circular music and she started doing "God's work".She also confessed to being a prostitute before but said Christ Changed her..She said in an interview with the SUN in March 2013 "Yeah, I was a prostitute and I’m not ashamed to say it. It’s past tense and we all have our past. The beauty of it is that if Christ has done something in your life and you can’t say it, what is the need? I think I went through all that so I can really speak out. I have been through all that so I can speak, talk to the girls who are still into it and make myself an example. Although, it’s not nice for people to hear and it’s not something to be proud of but for the sake of those prostitutes outsides, I have to say it.To the surprise of many, she is back with a circular single titled"Superman" and raunchier than before..She claims its all acting as God lives in her heart ... http://misspetitenigeria..com/2013/08/there-is-power-between-my-legs-mahedda.html#more
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Contrary to wide-spread belief that Regina Askia penned down a bitter letter to Femi-Fani -Kayode regarding the controversial naming of Igbo ladies he had been intimate with, she has come-out to deny this on her facebook wall..but she still passes across some strong points (Read her disclaimer below) "May I seize this time to thank all my fans especially my Yoruba friends for their support through this very annoying ordeal. It’s sad that some hungry blogger can up and publish anything and append anyone’s name to it thinking they can remain faceless behind social media but thankfully through the same means and your vigorous support we were able to turn that around. I thank my reps for wise counsel and for swiftly identifying the faceless cowards even though these individuals proved to be of little consequence hence no wasting of resources in legal pursuit – at this time.Read the letter they claim she wrote below I’ve Just Been Told That Having Sex With An Igbo Woman Is A Great Accomplishment!!! After reading another hard-drug-influenced-essay by the Yoruba idiot parading himself as Femi Fani-Kayode,Ex-Minister of the Nigerian Federation, I felt there was no need to blame him for giving us another reason why his family members should as a matter of urgency, BUNDLE HIM BACK TO A REHAB! No! I don’t blame Femi Fani-Kayode for having a fun-filled day telling us how he ‘breezed’ through Bianca Onoh before our very revered Eze-Igbo married her… I blame Bianca Onoh , Chioma Anasoh & Adaobi Uchegbu for being naive or to have rather stooped so low to have intimate relationship with a Yoruba rascal/urchin/idiot whom i’m very sure was on heavy use of cocaine (and still is) at the time!www.misspetitenigeria..com
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A certain Mr Shama Maliga downloaded what he claims are secrets of Femi Fani Kayode and family on his facebook wall...he even shared his daughter's photos to buttress his claims. Anyway, it's quite an interesting read..Read what he wrote below Femi has finally displayed his wealth of Idio-stupidity…hence his immoral house hood chapter is hereby opened.More secrets on ..... http://misspetitenigeria..com/2013/08/femi-kayodes-former-friend-spills-dirty.html?showComment=1376584732943#c8531800075568338399
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TMZ spotted the couple yesterday Wednesday August 14th going into an LA medical facility .She has lost her baby weight...and they look good... North West is in the baby basket lol www.misspetitenigeria..com
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Angelo asked Beverly " "What do u think of me not tryna have sex with u? " She replied "It's good, it's a nice thing cos its rare" I'm confused............Lol http://misspetitenigeria..com/
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