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Lurlah2014
Sandrahnaub

Cc NLJega

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Tohpahz
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Aipete2
SubbieD

Cc NLJega

Happy birthday. Again.

I vote for
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Takim107
Tohpahz
SubbieD
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Cc. NLJega

JoeCutie:
Well, the good news is that he's not kissing you with his "ugly face", he's kissing his new wife.

Burn!!

Happy belated birthday, Kachisbarbie. LLNP, hot momma.

JoeCutie:
See them...



Hungry-man-sized ugly snubs.
Miss Nairaland ko, Mistress Dollarland ni.
Abegi!

Ah ahn. Wetin happen?

MissMakas:
Are you serious? So can I join you and JoeCutie on that Island then?

Lol. No oh.

MissMakas:
I'd love to, but Missterious will break my head.

Lol. I'm a good girl oh. I don't know how to break heads.

JoeCutie:
I'll soon withdraw you from that your rubbish Agric faculty.

Biko, lemme graduate first.

JoeCutie:
Why?

Too busy.

JoeCutie:
First off, my wife no get yansh, she get ass.

Please who are you?

Lol. Ass ko, assets ni.

Ayam the one & only missterious. Who are you?

FrancisTony:
I nominate www.nairaland.com/missterious

Thanks but I have to decline.

Lol. Nigerians are funny sha. How many of those young Nigerians gaining admission into 18 colleges in the US were bred here? People were proudly claiming them. But now, this one is a Briton. Issorait.

JoeCutie:
Who be this one?
You've always liked the beach, so?
Wetin concern me concern wetin you like?
















Na joke I dey oh.
Don't worry, I'll take you to the beach, b!tch.














But na Badagry beach sha.

Your wife yansh! Who you wan carry go Badagry beach? Do you know who I am?

JoeCutie:
Very beautiful.

During my own time, I'll buy a whole island. No single soul will be in it...just me and my girl.

Thank God oh I've always liked the beach.

She won't die if she stays single. What is wrong with people?

Human beings & their follow follow ehn. I gif up!

chipmunkey:
.

What?

Those legs should be insured. Dayummm! #GirlCrush

Some people are so insecure that they find fault in everyone else. If she get body now, them go say she too fat. Haters gonna hate no matter what.

sassychic:
Awwww. How nice
Kate looks so pretty


Is it just me or do they look a lot bigger and older?

That's not them. Lol.

chibwike:
why is she carrying codoms on her bag...is she a nympho?...she should go and get married jare.

But guys can carry abi?

Caseless:
.

Tell that to the witch in your village that used your brain to clean her vag. Bye.

laykorn:

Why do you say so?

Because it's the truth. They couldn't even pretend to smile.

Caseless:
how do u mean? spare those innocent children ur gibberish.

Show us ur happy-looking face!

They do not look happy. I said it again. Hug a transformer.

scribble:


Just looked at your dp. Stop hating. You wor wor pass asari sef

Who is this donkey & why is it mentioning me?