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JoeCutie:


Can you relate to that?

No, not really.

JoeCutie:
Chai, this thing can vex person ehn...

She'd be very bright throughout the day; laughing, smiling, singing, rapping, dancing, twerking, and playing. But if e don dey reach that kain 8pm, sister go begin act movie. She go begin squeeze face. She go begin pick offense and fight over any little thing wey brother do. Small thing like this, she go (form) vex face wall. Chai! Brother go dey fume. Very frustrated. Brother go vex sleep...in pieces instead of sleeping in peace. In the morning when they wake up, na the same sister go still come dey tell you "sorry for the way I acted last night". You dey craze! After sending me to hell. You wan make I whooze you abi?

Later later, brother come notice wetin dey sup. He come laff, come act as nwa guy. When day break like this, sister go begin happy as usual. She go dey happy. Dey sing, dey dance, dey laugh like say tomorrow no dey. As night wan dey reach like this, sister go start again. Puuu! No be for brother. Iffa hear! Brother go dey smile like fool. He no go gree follow her vex. For where?! If you vex na you sabi; your own don done be that. As sister dey form vex, brother go dey form caring. Sister go come dey wonder wetin dey make brother no dey vex, why he dey smile. Bros go busy dey talk sweet sweet things dey give am. Choii! Bad market. When sister go finally see say road no dey where she dey go, she go jejely calm down. Eheen, brother go come nwayooly enter tunnel. Na that time two of them go begin see light at the end of the tunnel. In fact, na sister sef go dey see am pass. She go dey enjoy am. After they don come out from the tunnel, brother and sister go come sleep. And they'd cuddle and sleep 'happily ever after'.

Sisters!!! They should calm down already.
This their bedroom antics is too much.
Wetin dey pain me be say na dem go still enjoy am pass. Na dem go still dey call God name in all the languages of the world when the ministration is going on. Abegi!

*faints*

thatsameJACK:
Evina and missterious

Yeah?

Eeyah. Then you chill na. Marriage is not by force.

Dr Sid - Baby tornado

Rita Ora - How we do (Party)
Becky G - Shower
Beyonce ft Nicki Minaj - Flawless (remix)

Nicki Minaj - Grand piano

Skuki ft Olamide - Peteru
Timaya - Sanko

Danhumprey:
Lol. It was like the power of God was still all over the seat vacated by the man of God.

It could be an honour to sit on that chair o!

It's just like any other chair.

Chai. Warris this? Our leaders of tomorrow.

How much did GEJ pay him?

She for snap picture for toilet too, make we know say she really enjoy her money.

JoeCutie:
By name?

Ifemelu

Kizmarty:

See couple...you both need to start a comedy show

Lol

JoeCutie:
Ehn, if I wan die nko, who wan kee me?

Your girlfriend.

JoeCutie:
I'll go and look for that Restaurant sha. Pray I don't find it oh because if I do... Don't forget that they sell everything.

You wan die abi?

JoeCutie:
No, you're Econet. Are you a V?

I'm not a V, I'm a human being.