Mariangeles:
Have some guys, it's good for your system (nature's broom)...just three of these green babies will send you straight to the restroom

I used to eat this a lot as a kid but now, it's just too bitter. Lol

Dreadedmaze:


She's with brows like that and trending. I don't even know if you have brows at all, know why? Cos nobody knows you. At least I don't. If Annie with almost same brows could be with and keep Tuface for how many years now, why shouldn't she go for it.

Better get some of those brows, so we can at least know you!

K

Lol. So our celebrities are now dating for publicity. We have come a long way.

With brows like that, I can't take her serious.

Lumig:
Ehn Ehn! Soooo you are now happy for the breakup? Or what's your point?

Not today Satan. Did I say I'm happy about the breakup? I'm shocked and very sad.

OMG I remember seeing their wedding pics and stalking her IG page. They've been dating for over 2 years. And I was feeling jealous. Chai. She sounds really unstable though, let her just take care of herself first. Marriage is not by force.

Lmao

Breakfast the other day

layez:

I Guess U R Still Under The Canopy Right? To Think I Came Around 7.33 And Still There Is Baffling..I Wil Most Likely Be The Last Candidate..Perhaps Twil Be For The Best

Maybe they called your name and you didn't hear. I came around 8:15 and I'm in Lagos already

I did two interviews, one downstairs and one upstairs. It's just basic questions. Talk about yourself, 5 year goals, leadership positions, etc I served in the north so they asked how I enjoyed it and if I was willing to go back. They said they'll get back to me if I'm successful and there will be another round of interviews.

Mires:



This is not true. I have a colleague at MSc level who proceeded to Uniuyo for PhD. He spent three years on the dot. Those of us at Ui were like wow. I also have friends during MSc at Ui who were during MSc at Zoology and MCB. They both proceeded to Unical to do their PhD. To them, they can't do their PhD at Ui because of the insults PG students earned. They both spent three years in PhD. One of them has been absorbed by Unical as lecturer.

Would you recommend UI for M.Sc?

fratermathy:


Which UNIBEN? The one where my friend who did his MA in English spent 3years or another one?

Lol. Maybe he had other issues. It should be 2 years

IVF really works

What are the credentials they're likely to ask for?

So this place has been invaded by e-doctors. "Indomie is unhealthy" yen yen yen. Well, I think we're all adults here and we know indomie isn't exactly the most nutritious food in the world but we eat it anyway because it's cheap and tasty. Writing a long preachy epistle here won't change my mind personally. Indomie is my favourite meal in the world. I'm not ready to stop eating it. Lol

Throwback to one phenomenal indomie I ate last year

Funminicrown:
I also got the interview invite but I'm approaching 28, is there any chances for me?

They asked for birth certificate so it might be an issue but you can always try.

flyca:
It's like many people eat noodles and eggs a lot.
Pls let's not make it a habit, it's not healthy.

Lol. At this point, indomie and egg issa national meal. Even my grandma loves it

Arondizuogu:


Nope. MJ was more energetic. Watch MJ 1997 performance in Germany, then watch his super bowl performance.. dude used a rocket to enter the stadium, single handedly revived 'football' ratings. Beyonce is great but she do sent have MJ energy.. Bruno Mars comes close to MJ energy.

Lmao. Are you seriously saying Bruno Mars is a better performer than Beyonce?

hamid6249:
before you criticize entrepreneurship ...remember you can never be as rich or richer than ur employer ....so pick up a skill, nurture it and capitalize on it to bring out maximum returns
my 1kb advice

You can also never be as rich as Sheryl Sandberg, an employee in Google. What's your point?

I just passed out today from Kano State. The weather is the main reason I can't settle down here. I loved everything else about here, including the fact that my PPA was in a rural area. We had water and electricity and it wasn't rowdy. I hate noise.

I was able to save because my PPA paid me and I didn't have to spend too much on food and flexing. Lol

I'm glad I didn't redeploy. If you're posted to the north and nothing is tying you down where you are, it's always a good idea to try new things.

Mightyify:
NYSC: Six (6) Reasons why you should not serve in the North


Any prospective Corp member who wants to have a wonderful service year, learn some skills, and have an opportunity of landing himself a good job, Core northern states should be last in your list. I'm not saying that serving in the North is entirely a bad idea, No! But you're better off serving in other geo political zones than core Northern States.


Note: the following reasons are my personal opinions and observations while serving in the North. I might be wrong though, and it can be argued too. Let's go....


No.1==Lack of Good PPAs:-

Due to shortage of qualified teachers in the North, 95% of corpers are deployed to schools as teachers with most of these schools located in the rural areas. This means onces you are posted to the North, there is a good chances of you ending up in one of these villages except you bribe some Nysc officials in camp to be posted to town. Trust me living in these villages is not easy ranging from epileptic power supply, language barrier, scarcity of water etc.


No.2= Things are not as cheap as you they told you:-

Yes! The only things you can buy cheap in the North are foodstuffs like cow meat, tomatoes, onions and yam. Every other thing goes almost same price you would get it in other states. Fish, Rice, beans, groundnut oil(not locally made), indomie, red oil, provisions, Garri, etc are sold the same price as in other states. In fact, you will buy rice cheaper in Abakiliki than in the North. Don't sell your future because of plate of food.


No.3=Having another source of Income apart from your alawee is difficult:-


I have read tales on how corpers organized private lessons and venture in other business to augument income but that's very hard in the North due to their attitude towards education, nobody might patronize you if you organize private lessons and most private schools in the City already have extra moral classes included in their school activities. Business kwanu? Don't even go there because you won't even stand a chance, an hausa man is ready to sell goods with just 40naira and also offer his services way cheaper than you.




No.4=Insecurity:-


Most Northern States are underpoliced! There are no enough presence of police and other security agents to protect you incase of any crisis. This is why there are lots casualties recorded anytime crisis broke out, Because before security agents will mobilize and arrival at the scene alot of damages has been done already. Anybody who served in any northern states can attest to this, you rarely see policemen unlike what we have in the south.

No.5=Accommodation Problem:-

Most Schools and ministries have no accommodation for you once you're posted to the Capital cities of Northern States. Yes! OYO is your case. Same problem that's also being suffered by corpers serving in Lagos, Abuja and Portharcourt. A good self contained apartment in Kano City is rented almost same amount with the ones in Ibadan, addo ekiti, calabar, Enugu, Uyo , owerri etc.

Note: If you're posted to the village, you are most likely to be provided with accommodation, I think this is also done nearly in all states. Corpers serving in my village have accommodation free too.


No.6=Less hope of getting ratained in your PPA:-

This one needs no explanation since you are most likely to be posted to the village, you will get tired of the place before your POP, so retaining you is out of the picture even if they do, you will gladly reject the offer.


Other reasons worth mentioning include: Harsh Weather, Lack of Social Activities, language barrier, etc.

The only problem here exclusive to the north is number one.

jummiefoodie:
Breakfast two days ago

Adopt me please. I know how to wash plate well.

One time, I bought a lot of things including roll on and sanitary pads. I got home and found all the items on my receipt but there was no roll on and pad in my bag. Over 1k gone. Since then, if they're counting my things, I don't even blink.

Mariangeles:
Just remove the yam, then I'll have the rest...thanks

The yam is actually my favorite part

The perfect three.some. Lol

I'll never get tired of street food. Lol

Earlier today at my end of NYSC party

2buffagain:


Have you heard of the MeToo movement?
The social movement that allows women to claim anyone sexually harrassed them, causing social/ PR/ professional homicide against the accused?

So how many of the claims have been proved to be false? Why are men like this? This is why if a woman is raped, she'll keep quiet because she knows people like you will always be there to support the man involved even after he has admitted to the crime.

jummiefoodie:
Tasted better than this funny look

I've seen 4 different pictures of yam and egg today. God, is this a sign?

Thetoyin:
IROKOtv is hiring!
If you'd like to apply please send CVs to: jobs@irokotv.com.
Role: Telemarketer

Did anyone apply for this?

Thetoyin:
IROKOtv is hiring!
If you'd like to apply please send CVs to: jobs@irokotv.com.
Role: Telemarketer

Did anyone apply for this?

Nimi22:
jummiefoodie please can you adopt me? I promise to be a good girl, I will do everything you want me do just let me eat your food.

She has adopted me already abeg. She doesn't know it yet. Lmao