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Nairaland / General / The Secret Of Happiness by Missterkhay(m): 11:30pm On Jul 23, 2019
Something stunning transpired toward the beginning of today: I woke up.

I don't mean I all of a sudden encountered a religious transformation or progressed toward becoming "woke" as in socially-cognizant. I mean I truly, and essentially, opened my eyes. Through some supernatural occurrence and secret of cognizance I woke up to an amazing truth, prepared for one more day.

One more day to drink espresso, message a companion, tune in to music, gaze into space, engage in sexual relations, brush my hair, eat bacon, and check Twitter. One more day to call my Grandpa, drink a brew, read a book, sniffle, neglect to brush my teeth, get a compliment, and stress over what the heck I will expound on.

Be that as it may, it's not simply me. You woke up today, as well.

This is a major ordeal. Particularly when you understand that there will come multi day when you will NEVER WAKE UP AGAIN.


Think about this: yesterday 150,000 individuals from all around the globe kicked the bucket from a wide range of ailments, mishaps, and demonstrations of brutality. Today, another 150,000 individuals will pass on. Tomorrow another 150,000. Also, the day after that. What's more, the day after that. Also, the day after...you get the thought.

For more. www.fitsblog.gq/2019/07/so-mething-stunning-transpired-toward.html

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Business / 5 Legal Jobs You Can Do To Make Money Online After College by Missterkhay(m): 6:58pm On Jul 11, 2019
I noticed that college students of nowadays are able to boast of money only because they still go to school and allowance Is given to them. Fact, not every child has the opportunity of getting allowance everyday. Talking from experience, not all my friends comes to school everyday with a penny. We all come from different backgrounds of life and all hands are not equall.
I heard few people saying they would start saving money because after COLLEGE but they might not have money as before. Well to me that Is a good Idea and I Intend to play along even If I have limited number of days to complete my exam.

Over the years, I tried some online jobs like Surveys and blogging. I took to Survey because I thought blogging has a lot of stress and Investments (Money). Perhaps one thing I noticed Is that Surveys are not always available and due to this effect, I never made $1. In conclusion, If you reside In countries like Nigeria, Ghana, South Africa , I'll be honest with you. Don't waste your time In joining any survey panel because It works well for citizens In USA, Canada, Philippines and other advanced countries.
Initially, I didn't want to blog because I'll have to update my blog atleast once In a week and the cost of data is not friendly.
5 jobs you can do to make money online after college
Read more hear ==>
https://www.fitsblog.gq/2019/07/5-legal-jobs-you-can-do-to-make-money.html?m=1
Sports / Stretches To Do Before Bed by Missterkhay(m): 12:07pm On Jul 02, 2019
Why you should extend before bed

Among common rest cures, from drinking chamomile tea to diffusing fundamental oils, extending is regularly ignored. In any case, this basic demonstration may enable you to nod off quicker and enhance the nature of your rest.

A 2016 audit of different examinations found a connection between reflective developments, for example, judo and yoga, and enhanced rest quality. This enhanced rest quality was additionally connected to a superior personal satisfaction.


https://www.healthgist.gq/2018/12/stretches-to-do-before-bed_99.html?m=1

Health / How Coffee Could Help Calm Your Rosacea by Missterkhay(m): 11:58am On Jul 02, 2019
For a considerable length of time, specialists have returned and forward about the potential dangers and advantages of espresso. Luckily for latte darlings all over the place, the news as of late has been generally great—and another new examination out this week is no special case. Notwithstanding its other medical advantages, researchers currently say that espresso might be useful for our skin.

Another examination, distributed in JAMA Dermatology, found that ladies who drank at least four servings of juiced espresso consistently were more averse to experience the ill effects of rosacea—a provocative skin ailment that causes redness, flushing, knocks, and aggravation, for the most part on the face—than the individuals who drank it not exactly once every month.

For more. https://www.healthgist.gq/2018/12/how-coffee-could-help-calm-your-rosacea_27.html?m=1
Jokes Etc / Hot Slaps by Missterkhay(m): 1:50am On Jun 30, 2019
John: bby am gonna tell u a story
with 4 parts. Remember that, 4 parts
Grace: alryt love
John: okay am gonna start wth part 1.
There was a husband n a wife, they
were driving to a camp site wen they
came upon a split road. The husband
says "lets take the left one. The wife
say i thnk we shuld take the right
road." The husband slaps the wife
across the face "whose driving me or
u?" and they took the left path.
Grace: hahahahaha..
John: now am gonna tell u part 2.
Once they got to the camp the
husband goes fishing so his wife can
cook dinner. He comes back and the
wife says "good now i can cook fish
soup for us to eat." The husband says
"but i wanna eat fried fish." The wife
slaps the husband n says "who is
cooking me or u?" and the ended up
drinking fish soup.
Grace: oh crap! Hahaha
John: now am gonna tell u part 4.
Grace: wat abt part 3?
John: (landed grace a hot slap on the
face) who is telling the story me or you?

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Nairaland / General / 8 Powerful Super Foods To Maintain Women's Health by Missterkhay(m): 12:59am On Jun 30, 2019
Everyone needs nutrient-rich foods to maintain their health. No exception for women. Food sources of vitamins and minerals are very important to protect a woman's body from various diseases such as bone loss (osteoporosis), problems with pregnancy, breast cancer, and other women's health problems. So, what foods are effective in maintaining a woman's health throughout her age? See the following list.

The healthiest food choices for maintaining women's health
1. Edamame

One of the super foods that can help maintain women's health is edamame. Edamame contains a lot of fiber and good fats that can maintain the function of female organs while working optimally, even though the age continues to grow.Not only that, edamame also contains isoflavones, which are estrogen-like compounds that can be your best friend at menopause. Because, this is very helpful to overcome hot flashes or heat sensations in the body at menopause.

2. Broccoli

Broccoli is one of the green vegetables that is very beneficial for women's health. Broccoli contains sulforaphane, a chemical that can help reduce excess estrogen in the body thereby preventing the risk of cancer.In addition, vegetables that are shaped like trees also contain important vitamins and minerals needed to boost immunity such as vitamin C, vitamin A, fiber, folate, calcium, iron, and potassium. So, you are recommended to consume at least 500 grams of broccoli in a week.


Click for more. https://www.ohealth.ga/2019/02/8-powerful-super-foods-to-maintain_89.html?m=1
Sports / 5 Major Reasons Mornings Are The Best Time To Work Out by Missterkhay(m): 12:49am On Jun 30, 2019
practice physiologists and mentors say.

Yet, beginning the day with a heart-pumping sweat session comes with undeniable medical advantages. Also, now that sunshine sparing time has finished, mornings are more splendid, so getting up and into your exercise stockings isn't as hard as you may think. Give us a chance to present the defense with these five science-upheld motivations to begin setting your alert somewhat prior.

You'll settle on better health decisions throughout the day

For more https://www.ohealth.ga/2018/12/5-major-reasons-mornings-are-best-time_30.html?m=1
Romance / Question? by Missterkhay(m): 8:15am On Jun 29, 2019
How old were you when you noticed that listen and silent have the same letters?
Jokes Etc / My First Day In Heaven by Missterkhay(m): 7:34am On Jun 29, 2019
Very well,” the LORD told Satan, “everything he owns is in your power. However, you must not lay a hand on Job himself.” So Satan left the LORD’s presence.

Holman Christian Standard Bible, Jobs 1:12

We all Some of us know about the story of Jobs in the old testament about his tribulations on earth which was approved by God, it was a wager between God and Satan about the devout nature of Jobs in service to God.

Long story short, God gave Satan the approval to torment him and test him if he will still be faithful despite all his travails. This post will focus on Job’s comedic entrance into Heaven after he died.

Job arrived at the gates of Heaven, everywhere was shining, almost blinding with the streets paved in Gold, the beautiful pearly gate was opened to Jobs.

As he walked into paradise, he heard a voice from a distant

“Job, my son! Is that you?” The voice was clear as day and very soothing, he could the power and love in the voice. The voice became clearer as he moved closer to him.
There was no need for introductions, it is God!

The elderly but very agile man walked towards him in anticipation, with arms open.

“Bring it in!”

Jobs rushed into the arms of God, it all made sense. He could hear the music, the sweet music in the ears. The Harp was so melodic and smooth.

“Welcome home, Job” God continued. I thank you for all the good work you’ve done on earth.

Tears strolled down Job’s eyes as he slowly disengaged from the hug he would have loved to last forever.

“Walk with me, son” He told Job.

As the walked the beautiful heavenly streets with towers and mansions with foundations in the cloud, the scenery was breathtakingly beautiful, more beautiful that whatever had been described in any book.

“Your story, the story of your travails will live on forever, much more than you can imagine.”

“Your story is that or courage and resilience and absolute faith in my will for your life”.

Along the street in different houses, he could see people taking harp lessons, David was coordinating the choir, the Halleluyah been sang was legendary, no other people could sing with so much accord, seemed like the choir of hundreds of thousands of people were singing with one voice.

On the other aisle was Abraham coordinating for the big feast later today in honor of Job, the newly arrived son of God.

As they moved along the streets of heaven, Job was overwhelmed with the beautiful city of God. Jesus, the son of God playing with children.

“Hey Jesus, come meet Job. You remember him right?”

Jesus came to join them, also smiling, he gave Job a big hug, and remarked

“We are all proud of what your life signified”.

Job looked at God wondering who Jesus was, God quickly clarified,

“Jesus is my son. He shows up later in the timespace but he was here while we all witnessed your story

“Your son?” Job inquired

“Don’t worry yourself, It’ll all be understandable to you later on” God told him

“Job, I would like to say once more, great work, the heavens and the earth will never forget the path your life has played” Jesus said, feeling proud of Job.

“Its all so beautiful and heart wrenching to find out that all that happened to you was all known to the Almighty God” Jesus said

At this point, Job needed more clarification on Jesus’ last statement.

“God, what does Jesus mean by you knew about all of this” Job asked.

“Take it easy, Job. There is a very small explanation for this. Trust me” God said.

“God allowed Satan to test your faith” Jesus said

“J-E-S-U-S!” God called out his name.

“Dad, no use ripping the bandage slowly. The wound has healed” Jesus defended himself

“It’s not in your place to say, son!” God said

“What is Bandage” Job asked.

“Its something that was invented, thousands of years later to prevent infections. You’ll understand that later, it’s a future innovation” God said

“From what Jesus is saying, you knew Satan was gonna destroy my life and you allowed me.”

“Hang on, Job! Don’t be like this. I allowed him touch everything you own asides your life. Technically, your life was secure throughout” God said

“You gambled with my life?” Job asked.

“It was a calculated bet, you would win anyways” God said

“You knew I would win” Job inquired, with a look of absolute befuddlement.

“Yes, I knew. You know, with me being ALPHA & OMEGA, The beginning and the end, OMNIPRESENT and OMNIPOTENT, those abilities come in highly needed.” God said

“Like how I know, there will be Youtube, and you’ll see a lot of funny cat videos. When you settle in, I will show you a couple of cat videos, and this funny black lady that I saved from a fire, then goes aint-nobody-gat-time-fo-that. You’ll love Youtube, Job… You’ll crack up.”

“Youtube, videos, aint-nobody-gat-time-fo-dat. What are those?” Job asked

“They’re all future things, thousands of years before they come to pass. You should try to keep up better next time because aint-nobody-gat-time-fo-dat” God said cracking up.

Jesus joined in, those videos are really hilarious dad, can’t get enough of them. Its what we’ve been watching, after the morning praise session.

“Can we come back to me right now? My travails and the fact that you allowed it” Job spoke as it seems, God and Jesus were having laughs about something he had no idea about.

“Okay Job, Come’on, don’t be such a killjoy. I know the plans I had for you even before you were born from your mother’s womb” God said

Jesus nodded in approval to God’s last sentence.

“What is a killjoy?” Job asked a rhetorical question

“Don’t tell me! Someone who tries to bring down the mood” Job said

God and Jesus nodded in agreement as angels flew down and handed out smoothies to all 3 having the conversation.

God and Jesus sucked the straw a decent amount of the juice. Job observed both father and son enjoy whatever it is the angels just delivered.

“Job, you gotta try this drink out. It will B-L-O-W Y-O-U-R M-I-N-D. A thousand percent guaranteed! ” Jesus said

“Another product from the future right” Jesus replied nodding consecutively not willing to stop sipping the smoothie just to answer Job’s rhetorical question.

“He’s catching up so fast, dad” Jesus said to God

“Job, ever since me and Jesus started drinking these smoothies, it has changed our lives forever. No one knows more about forever and eternity than me.” God said

Job gave a strong stare, they both removed the straw from their mouth.

“God, why are you speaking like this?”

“That’s the accent of black people from the future. Everything is funny how they say it. absolutely delightful bunch.” God replied.

“I did everything you wanted me to do, I dedicated my life and family to your will.” Job said

“And I know, and everyone appreciates your sacrifice. Look all around you, you’re in heaven now” God said, massaging Job’s shoulders.

“It all happened back there Job, its in the past now” Jesus said.

“How about my family, they are dead” Job said

“Yea, they died back there on earth, pay close attention Job, but they’re here, waiting for you.”

God said, “Please can the Jobs come out, Papa Job is here”

What God said reverberated around the heavens, everyone gathered around the scene now. Abraham, David, the angels and the council of elders.

From a distance, the door of a mansion opened, and Job’s family came out running down the street to meet Job where he stood.

Tears streamed down Job’s eyes, as he once again was reunited with his family, God then whispered into his ears the following.

For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, saith the LORD, thoughts of peace, and not of evil, to give you an expected end.

The heavens were in jubilation as Job once again reunited with his family, the festivities of Job’s arrival was close, the time for feast was near.

God and Jesus watched Job and his family share 1001 kisses, the laughter in the face of the children was un-measurable.

God faced Jesus and told him “The end of a matter is better than its beginning; a patient spirit is better than a proud spirit.”

“You’re right, Dad!” Jesus said.

“You must start preparing Jesus, your part in this will begin soon.” God said

They both continued watching and sipping their smoothie.

Far away from where everyone could see, the devil watched the happy reunion and thought to himself.

“But I asked God’s permission before doing it, how am I the bad guy?”. He looked away as he sipped from his strawberry smoothie.

Jokes Etc / Re: Holland And India by Missterkhay(m): 6:47am On Jun 29, 2019
Funny
Nairaland / General / 6 Running Tips To Keep You Safe This Winter by Missterkhay(m): 10:38am On Jun 27, 2019
On the off chance that youâ favor exercisingâ inside, your exercise routine may not be influenced byâ colder months. Be that as it may, for sprinters who'd preferably pound the asphalt thanâ log miles on aâ treadmill, there are some genuine wellbeing elements to think about when the temperature drops. We’re just for practicing in the incredible outdoorsâ come rain, sparkle, or snow.â But to ensure we’re remaining as brilliant as we are fit, we talked with running mentor Jenny Hadfield to get herâ master tips on running safelyâ throughout the entire winter.

Dress for the event


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