₦airaland Forum

Papiikush:
Pretty much.
Hope you went to church

Nah...I am not a Christian

Papiikush:
lol. Pretty women are always curious

You sure ?

Papiikush:
You like gossip

it's curiosity na not gossip

The greatest cane I have ever received was in primary three.I came back from school with my siblings,Saw that no one was at home,As per big sis of the house,I told my siblings,It was more like a command sef,Lol,Oya let's go to mum shop.On our way we saw some children walking bare footed,That's how I removed my shoe and my siblings did the same.On getting to the shop we met my dad.OMG I can't forget the way he flogged me that day in public fa,I was embarrassed and surprised because he have never flog me before.I hate cane sha,I cried till I couldn't find any tears again

The greatest cane I have ever received was in primary three.I came back from school with my siblings,Saw that no one was at home,As per big sis of the house,I told my siblings,It was more like a command sef,Lol,Oya let's go to mum shop.On our way we saw some children walking bare footed,That's how I removed my shoe and my siblings did the same.On getting to the shop we met my dad...OMG I can't forget the way he flogged me that day in public fa,I was embarrassed and surprised because he have never flog me before.I hate cane sha,I cried till I couldn't find any tears again

Papiikush:
I was caught having sex with our neighbor's daughter in their flat. I really don't wanna go into details.

Lol...We are ready to hear the details please

That's so terrible... I wish him Quick Recovery

mayor2upra:
Abeg my sister,shift make i sit down

Ah,Oya na...Buy popcorn when you dey com o ?

Make I just reserve sit for here

Alwaysking:
hmmmm, no wonder.

No wonder what ?

Alwaysking:
hmmmm, no wonder.

No wonder what ?

Alwaysking:
OK. hope you are as pretty as her though.

No...I am not

Alwaysking:
Are you the one on your profile

Nah...A friend...

abdelrahman:
missQween,how are you?

Alhamdulilah... U ?

Alwaysking:
Hello

Hi

abdelrahman:
missQween,how are you?

Alhamdulilah...I am fine...U ?

RoyalBlak007:
♤Nice táts.....but

[color=#F5A215]♤ Imagine what he'll do to her when they get married [/color]

Probably kill her...

Abbeycharles:
I will share a near death experience I had in school because of konji. But I was very smart, if not, I would have been greatly Humiliated and tortured

Deola had the a nicest body structure and enticing boobs I ever seen in my life. The type you see Lalasticlala pushing to the front page to garner huge traffic. I met her at a wedding party and I found out she was in my dept but running part time programme. She had a bf (a cultist) but I told the courage and boldly asked for her number.

Fast-forward

We hooked up 2 to 3 times @ a friends place. since I knw say the boyfriend no dey enter that side. One day, na so Konji make me wear bathroom slippers run go her place for lashing, then around 6am or so the next day. Na so her bf knock on the door oooo and she started panicking, and I was panicking say I don die. But I was wise enough to quickly go to her kitchen. Told her to open the door and she did.

The dude walked in and I came out of the kitchen 20
seconds later with garri, rice and fresh tomatoes. I greeted the obviously perplexed bf

I said to her, thank you Deola for giving me what to eat this morning. I slipped into my bathroom slippers and left the room.

I acted it so real that the babe called to hail me, that the dude never suspected anything

To reinforce the I am a broke guy, I went to her place by 5:30am
knocked on d door and she gave me more foodstuffs.

The guy even gave me his rug and curtains the following semester since he was graduating.

Lmao...This so funny

MashaAllah

This so sad.May God forgive have mercy on her soul

RoyalBlak007:
♤ He stole you

[color=#F5A215]♤from me bag [/color]

Lol....You find it hard accepting defeat right ?

RoyalBlak007:
♤Lol...Naseem made you forget

[color=#F5A215]♤ thanks Sha [/color]

Lol...You can't talk to me without mentioning Naseem abi..Issokay

RoyalBlak007:
♤

[color=#F5A215]♤ [/color]

I hope I am the last to wish you Happy Birthday.Lol,Happy Birthday in arrears, I pray God grant you all your heart desires

RoyalBlak007:
♤eh-hen ! okay I'll take two bullets for you

[color=#F5A215]♤...you hear? [/color]

2 bullets ke? Just collect 5../I will pack my things and run to your house sef

RoyalBlak007:
♤ if he took a bullet for you...

[color=#F5A215]♤ why is he still alive? I must call you [/color]

The love I have for him saved him,Love is the cure for all...Hehe

RoyalBlak007:
♤ Did he go to Sambisa too?

[color=#F5A215]♤ , I'll call you [/color]

Yeah...He did,He also collected a bullet for me...If you can't do the same...Don't call me oo

RoyalBlak007:
♤..av missed that your yellow face

[color=#F5A215]♤ I'll do more than enough [/color]

Stop missing sombori bae o
Can you go to sambisa for me ? I might reconsider...Hehe

RoyalBlak007:
♤ Remember " Seeing is believing"

[color=#F5A215]♤ lemme show you in person , I'll take care of you oh , I'll spoil you , Cúm to my house na [/color]

Lol...Can you take care of a cat ? Naseem is doing enough for me...I'm contented

RoyalBlak007:
♤ Mind if I cúm show you @ your place?

[color=#F5A215]♤ hahaha are you scared? [/color]

Nah Nah...Picture first...
Scared of what ? Never
,I can't be scared

RoyalBlak007:
♤ Mind if I cúm show you @ your place?

[color=#F5A215]♤ hahaha are you scared? [/color]

Nah Nah...Picture first...
Scared of what ? Never
,I can't be scared

RoyalBlak007:
♤aint fuçking kidding u , Told you I was born here...but av got a funny hair though

[color=#F5A215]♤ Yeah! more than him , u wanna give it a shot? [/color]

Pinshure of the hair or I won't believe...
Shot?I don't want to

RoyalBlak007:
♤ I thought I told you before....When you were doubting my Muslim name

[color=#F5A215]♤...You got real trust issues , I'll be more of a man than Naseem [/color]

Maybe you did but I can't remember... I only remember you telling me about the Royal in your name... So,You are from Saudi Arabia and you don't even look like it...Lol...You have gat more of a Nigeria blood jare
More of a man than my habeebi ? You have gat to be kidding me

RoyalBlak007:
♤ So you've been pulling my **** , You're not serious...I almost gave up.... Thought Naseem stole u from me already

[color=#F5A215]♤ I'm not a Nigerian, My dad's from Saudi Arabia. I was only born here, [/color]

Lol...I am good at teasing people like you...I am glad he did

Saudi Arabia ko,Why am I finding it hard to believe? Are you trying to pull my legs too ?