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Business / Re: Upwork Thread (Questions/Help/Advice) by Mist100: 1:22pm On May 07, 2023
Nice thread
Health / Re: Erectile Dysfunction by Mist100: 1:12pm On Apr 29, 2023
Take this seriously.


Train your PBC muscles by learning how to hold hot pee. Do this multiple times a day. This will require lots of water intake. Eat vegies. For me lots of cabbage worked wonders.

Destroyed me so much until I found my tracks and became a monster. God is good.

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Health / Re: How Do I Boost My Immune System? by Mist100: 7:43pm On Apr 23, 2023
Eat lots of cabbage
Family / 10 Letters From My Father by Mist100: 10:13pm On Oct 17, 2022
1. “Have you been left behind by Your Peers?”

Dear Son,
Sometimes you may feel your peers have all left you behind leaving you worrying if you will ever meet up. As a child most children in our community back then attended primary school from where they naturally proceeded to secondary school. I couldn’t continue with school because papa was very ill as a result couldn’t afford the fees. I took up menial Jobs until I left the quiet town of Emevor for Benin city where I did anything to survive until I moved to Lagos where I picked up roofing. Few years later I enrolled for the GCE and started studying with the then “Exam Success”.

It wasn’t easy joggling school and work, yet I pressed on because I noticed the advantage education gave even at my workplace where I was just a motor boy loading roofing sheet. The results were eventually published and in flying colours I failed. I was not surprised because I hadn’t enough time to study but at my next attempt, I passed all papers. After a short while I was promoted to assistant store man and eventually head of store. By this time, I was married to your mother and had you. I was young and doing really well for a 28-year-old.

At this position I noticed a few of my peers who had completed secondary school earlier were applying for Jobs at my place of work and I was responsible for interviewing and recommending them to management. The gaps between us at that time had been closed. Despite my frustrating feelings of starting late I was even ahead at least at the time. Its never too late to start Son. If you do not succeed, attempt to build again for nature has a peculiar way at compensating.

Dad.
Romance / Re: The One Minute Man: A True Life Account By Ozwell by Mist100: 10:52am On Oct 03, 2022
Going herbal
With my last experience came a deflated self-confidence. While I appeared and sounded confident, nobody knew what was eating me up. I sort counsel with the elderly, some of whom said they also had the same problem, others advised I go herbal. I ordered a slippery herbal drink, took bitters and even zinc supplement nothing helped with my erectile dysfunction, I still ejaculated at the sound of a woman. I instinctively knew my system has been badly altered from early and vigorous masturbation. I visited hospitals and had several tests and analysis, nothing untoward was found. I was certified Ok
Romance / Re: The One Minute Man: A True Life Account By Ozwell by Mist100: 9:31pm On Oct 01, 2022
Dieting and Exercises
Whilst researching I came across articles that emphasized the importance of dieting and exercises to help with erections, a few suggestions where given. I started jogging and consuming lots of fruit and stayed away from sex for about 2 months. Ini didn’t complain but everything felt awkward, it was only a matter of time before she starts getting irritated. After 2 months, with raised confidence we attempted again. 3 minutes into action after lots of smooching everything got really heated up, she wrapped her palm around my erected pennis and gently stroked, at the 4th stroke sperm gushed out of my manhood like a fountain of whitish gel, everything went flat. This marked my end with Ini. Her response from that day went cold. I loved her with everything, but it was game over. She moved on.
Romance / Re: The One Minute Man: A True Life Account By Ozwell by Mist100: 9:13pm On Oct 01, 2022
Ehismarkninetee:
Interesting write up! Maybe you just wanted to tell us a story

Yes. A true life story
Romance / Re: The One Minute Man: A True Life Account By Ozwell by Mist100: 3:22pm On Oct 01, 2022
Stop Masturbation And Pornography
To proceed with this program, you must be willing to completely stop masturbation and refrain from viewing pornographic materials. They are a terrible way of twisting your natural settings. Materials or therapists recommending a bit of controlled masturbation to improve sexual performance may have their reasons, I tried it and it completely messed me up until I completely stopped.
It’s been 7 months without Porn or masturbation, I have greatly greatly improved sexually and feeling more confident already. These acts messes with your mind, spirit and all-round performance (in bed and out of bed). Stop by all means. www.designcafe.online
Romance / Re: The One Minute Man: A True Life Account By Ozwell by Mist100: 1:07pm On Oct 01, 2022
Now published on Designcafe for a better reading experience: www.designcafe.online
Romance / Re: The One Minute Man: A True Life Account By Ozwell by Mist100: 11:41am On Oct 01, 2022
As she gently squeezed on them, I felt it coming again, I tried to stop it but bam I forcibly ejaculated again without even attempting penetration. My fluid splattered all over her hand. I was completely devastated and was never going to try again.
Romance / Re: The One Minute Man: A True Life Account By Ozwell by Mist100: 3:18pm On Sep 30, 2022
Clothes off, erection on, girl was ready and we got really entangled. The cap of my manhood slightly slipped into her; it was warm, wet and mysterious. Suddenly I ejaculated and fell flat. A wave of disappointment and helplessness swept through me but I tried to cheer up so I do not make her uncomfortable. I stylishly swallowed the second pill and started again, few minutes into pre intimacy and locked lips I felt her fingers caressing my turgid balls hanging under a steadily rising penis.
Romance / Re: The One Minute Man: A True Life Account By Ozwell by Mist100: 7:37am On Sep 29, 2022
By 7pm Ini was at my place. She came along with some fruits and snacks. Whilst she was visibly excited, I was preoccupied with the thoughts of my anticipated performance, was I going to flop like other times like I did with Tana? I was very uncertain and hoped the drug will do the magic. Under guise I took the first pill just before we started getting raunchy at 10pm.
Romance / Re: The One Minute Man: A True Life Account By Ozwell by Mist100: 9:22am On Sep 28, 2022
Ini and The Blue Pills
I met another beautiful girl at school “Ini” and things progressed really fast between us. I immediately liked her when I first met her and I think the feeling was mutual. We went on a few dates before she agreed to pay me a visit. After her 3rd visit, she decided to sleep over. Considering previously failed erection I panicked and sorted the use of a stimulant. I got one from a drug vendor at the corner of the street a day before Ini’s visit.
Romance / Re: The One Minute Man: A True Life Account By Ozwell by Mist100: 8:45am On Sep 28, 2022
Ini and My Blue Pills
I met another beautiful girl at school “Ini” and things progressed really fast between us.

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Romance / Re: The One Minute Man: A True Life Account By Ozwell by Mist100: 7:28pm On Sep 27, 2022
Other times we progressed into getting all naked, then I realized I couldn’t get a proper erection for penetration. We were both naive and couldn’t tell what was going on; good or bad. When the exact same episode persisted at other times, I realized there was a problem with me but I had no idea how to go about it. I didn’t know what to do or whom to ask. My parents moved out of the neighborhood to another while Tana and I proceeded to different universities and eventually lost contact.

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Romance / Re: The One Minute Man: A True Life Account By Ozwell by Mist100: 10:17am On Sep 27, 2022
Tana and I were 17

Back at home, I had a childhood friend “Tana” in the neighborhood whom I have always liked and was really close to. While in school we would exchange letters and desired to see each other during the holidays. It was an era when there was no internet nor cell phones. The public phone was far away in town and most times out of service. We stayed in touch with letters and eagerly waited for deliveries that took months. Non the less, it was a beautiful era. I had just written the general university entrance exam and was awaiting the outcome of the exams when Tana and I got closer than usual.

One afternoon Tana came visiting when both our parents were out to work. We started kissing and gradually took off our clothes leaving only our underwear. Everything was tensed and heated when I felt the sensation of ejaculation, . I could read the confusion on Tana’s face but could do nothing about it. We were both 17.

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Romance / Re: The One Minute Man: A True Life Account By Ozwell by Mist100: 8:13pm On Sep 26, 2022
Advanced Masturbation Techniques
Apart from the common acts of handling the genitals with the palm I went a step further. I would squeeze my erect or sometimes half erect genitals tightly between my tiny laps until I ejaculated. Years later I adopted other techniques of masturbation using different techniques and household utensils. In between these years I had attempted to break free and stopped the habit because I felt an overwhelming feeling of guilt after every session and yet longed for it again a couple of hours later. Every attempt to break this habit proved abortive and the circle stayed with me till I completed high school.

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Romance / Re: The One Minute Man: A True Life Account By Ozwell by Mist100: 8:56am On Sep 26, 2022
I was becoming addicted...

Homosexuality then Masturbation
After that first experience, Kelvin and I would stroke ourselves at night. I was now bold with a feeling of pleasure and guilt. I got to know other boys who were indulging in the same act even with their room seniors or “school fathers”. Months after, I suddenly stopped enjoying it because it didn’t feel good anymore and slowly disconnected from Kelvin. But I was already hooked on the pleasurable feeling of ejaculation and desired it every day. I resorted into masturbation.

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Romance / Re: The One Minute Man: A True Life Account By Ozwell by Mist100: 5:02pm On Sep 25, 2022
It all started here:

Boarding School
I started boarding school at 11 where I was exposed to a number of vices including homosexuality. I never really continued in homosexuality but the effects will alter the course of my life in years to come. In the dormitories were boys from different backgrounds which rubbed of on others while cohabiting.

One night around 1am while sleeping at the uppermost deck of my bunk, I felt a hand creeping around my body. 4 fingers slowly found their way into my nightwear and headed towards my private part. I can’t remember why I did not resist, maybe I was half asleep and a bit unsure of what was happening. I realized I was erect and the naked actor slowly climbed on top of me. Though the room was dark, I recognized him and just indulged him out of curiosity. After a moment of Kelvin stroking me, I felt a mild vibration around my body, something I have never felt before. It felt like something left me. It was sensual, calming, good and ironically awful at the same time. I was only 14 at the time. Years later, I would come to realize my experience that cold night as ejaculation.

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Romance / The One Minute Man: A True Life Account By Ozwell by Mist100: 10:57pm On Sep 24, 2022
Introduction
Quick ejaculation or any other form of erectile dysfunction is the quickest way to deflate any man’s ego. Nothing compares to the devastating psychological effect a willing man suffering from this plague has to bear. It can be suicidal.

About me
My name is Ozwell and I have suffered from this condition ever since my active years. I will be sharing my documented experiences, challenges, losses, shame and victory with anyone in this predicament. It can be defeated, if you are willing. Come with me.

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Education / Re: Excel Quiz by Mist100: 8:57am On May 21, 2022
matex97:
GTBANK

Did you just count or you applied a function.

The rows could be as much as 700,000.

Will share original data set soon.
Education / Excel Quiz by Mist100: 8:12am On May 20, 2022
#ExcelQuiz
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Which bank was most generous giving out the highest loan? GTBANK, ECOBANK or ZENITH?

#Excel #HR #Banking

Romance / Re: Love, Marriage, Seperation & Divorce by Mist100: 3:02pm On Nov 20, 2021
I was in a relationship with this drop dead beauty. She was gorgeous in every sense of the word and well behaved. She looked nice, smelt nice, talked nicely and had the curves in the right places. You would definitely drool. There were behavioral downsides I wasn't cool with but overlooked because my feelings where strong enough to drown whatever downsides she had.

She was obviously an elitist kind of lady whilst I was an average kind of guy but that didn't stop our feelings from boiling over. But somewhere down the line, I was going to pay a heavy price .
Romance / Love, Marriage, Seperation & Divorce by Mist100: 12:59pm On Nov 19, 2021
A mature person has undergone at least one of the stages in this circle (Love, Marriage, Seperation & Divorce). Others have unfortunately gone full circle and maybe happier now. I have my tales to tell so we all can learn and make better decisions. If you are in any of these stages or have even gone full circle please share your experience. I will be back with mine.
Business / Re: Sell Faster With Super Designs by Mist100: 11:22am On Nov 06, 2021
Which is better in your opinion?

Designs and copy can impact product sales. The second design can increase sales by 39.4%. If you agree or disagree why do think so?

www.designcafe.online

Business / Re: Sell Faster With Super Designs by Mist100: 9:18am On Oct 21, 2021
Client: Bold Collections

Bold store deals in all sort of leather wares. We decided to go with a brown bag which is a definition of quality.

The name bold is already a good copy, hence our decision not to use too many words.

For Your design needs check our Cafe:
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Business / Re: Sell Faster With Super Designs by Mist100: 9:05am On Oct 21, 2021
Copy should be clear
Business / Re: Sell Faster With Super Designs by Mist100: 9:23pm On Oct 20, 2021
Colors should be limited.
Business / Re: Sell Faster With Super Designs by Mist100: 8:24pm On Oct 20, 2021
Client: Oliverfoods/Honey.

Honey is good but getting something unadulterated is difficult.

Oliver foods ran their processes by us with emphasis on their originality.

The pain point is the need to get people to know they stock real honey.

We got to work and came with this concept to tell how real their honey is.

Share your views too.

More coming soon https://sites.google.com/view/designcafeng/home

Business / Sell Faster With Super Designs by Mist100: 7:36pm On Oct 20, 2021
One of the challenges businesses face is marketing. People think being in the marketing department is derogatory. I laugh because that is the backbone of all successful businesses and an opportunity to learn critical skills while getting paid.

I will be sharing my experiences in business and how I help people sell using creative designs and copy.

Welcome.
Business / Re: How To Create Simple Yet Powerful Designs by Mist100: 8:56pm On Sep 22, 2021
Classes begin soon
Business / Re: How To Create Simple Yet Powerful Designs by Mist100: 10:53am On Sep 22, 2021
How To Make Simple But Powerful Designs
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Principle 1: Your Design Should be Simple

A simple design is one that is neither distractive nor dumb. Distractions can come in form of two many colors, too many words and too many bold typefaces. Don't be tempted into using two many colors and more. We shall go into design elements as we progress.
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