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Fayose on the loose.....

Fayose allegedly bans use of Educational Certificates from Educational Institutions based in Northern Nigeria.

Gov Ayo Fayose today announced on @ekitistategov state owned EKTV that certificates from Northern Institutions will no longer be recognized in his state.

Even if you're born and bred in Ekiti but schooled in the North...your Certificate will not be recognized as long as he remain the Control-General of the Land of Honour (once Fountain of Knowledge).

What a Man, What a State, What a Shame.

Kete ra l'Ekiti, in-mo Ora Ooo..

gebest:
he said STALLED not STOLE

We are saying the same thing?

That's true

Haabaa IF JONATHAN STOLE that huge amount of
Money, America will know

Haabaa IF JONATHAN STOLE that huge amount of Money, America will know

If Oby talk now , General go talk say she dey rant

Ebora owu ; I don't know why I like this man

This man would never support a clueless coward like GEJ.

2015 is the year.
Change is the Slogan.

successking:
The death that will kill one never allowes one heed advice!

It's next month.

"Always check your grammar!" Do your homework before you trade such words. Thanks

successking:
In the words of you mouth?

Always check your grammar!

They should go to court now, atleast lawyer self go chop now!!!

Fashola is always spot on

Obj is the political gladiator of Nigeria. Obj is a brave man

brownlord:
the cars, helo and money is running into billions Ode, Even if it's 1kobo one would expect Buhari not to accept a dime from corrupt Atiku as you claimed he did in 2011.

Atiku Abubakar donates 500million, 12 brand New Land Cruiser Jeeps , So you mean each Jeep worth N41,666,666. You're one of those clueless daft, I can't blame you.

Note: Only a fool like you would expect him not to collect a dime from Atiku. Yoruba would say Agbajowo la'fin gbe eru dori.

brownlord:
One of the 150 cows, Mumu prove to me you are not a fool!

Your master with 1 millions in account has his daughter schooling in UK, how much is tuition fee in UK uni?

Before now, cyber rodents like you said he din't allow anyone sponsor his election in 2011, now, Atiku has donated billions is that the CHANGE APC is chanting?

You believed a one time general, head of state is trying so hard to retrieve his properties from an institution he was once a head, he served under abacha, yet could not get this cert. how about writing to the school 25 years after? Calling you a cow is even an insult to lower animals

Can you just prove now you are not a fool?

You're one of those clueless illiterate , come back when you have genuine records of how much Atiku donated. Have a nice day

brownlord:
Brouhaha, Op you have a valid point but we honestly don't care, we are fools and should be treated as such, most of the animals shouting Sai buhari, GEJ 2019, Change all over the cyberspace are jobless or trying to pay fees in one Nigeria University, Yet the idiats will be the first insult when you tell them the bitter truth.

Amaechi wanting to form a parallel govt, ask him if you find any of his kids in the field when the war begins, Buhari only brought his daughter to decieve his gullible followers, they go back to their base before election, and children of the poor like banicansta, omenka, berem and co who are either jobless or underpaid are left to shout Sai buhari on cyber space.

Give me reasons politicians won't take us for a ride

@ the bolded; You've just express how foolish you're and how you should be treated

Thanks for the enlightenment ,we all know he is a clueless coward.

No matter how much you hate Obj, he is irreplaceable and he knows a lot about Nigeria politics.... I think Obj has said it all.

Mogidi:
NANS - Rejecting illiteracy since 1914.

They're fools, they've forgotten that they will graduate an become an unemployed youth. #TeamIndustrilization

maclatunji:
Who is Obiagelli?

who is maclatunji? :-P

imoleay0:
Dr Goodluck Jonathan till 2019!

Is your brain programmed to think negatively

The Lagos State Governor, Babatunde Fashola, SAN, on
Thursday took a swipe at President Goodluck Jonathan,
for blaming past leaders for the problems facing the
country and his administration, advising him to “get out
of the kitchen, if it is becoming too hot for him.”

Fashola spoke during the mobilisation visit of the All
Progressives Congress presidential campaign held at
Imaguero College in Benin, Edo State.

The governor also berated the President, whom he said had
shown anger about Nigeria’s problems and blamed
“everybody,” during the commencement of the presidential
campaign of the People’s Democratic Party in Lagos on
Thursday, without proffering solutions.

He said the February 14 presidential election would centre
on the assessment of the president in his six years in office,
noting that unlike the PDP, the presidential candidates of the APC had provided viable solutions to the myriad of
problems facing the country in three weeks.

He said, “I spent about an hour this afternoon listening
to the President in my state and, for almost the same
period, I saw a very angry president. I saw a president
who was recriminating about people criticising his job
performance and was blaming all those who ruled
before him, forgetting that he had been on this job for
six years.

“And he kept saying that, ‘They say we don’t have a
plan.’ But for 25 minutes, he did not reveal a plan on
power; he did not reveal a plan on security; he did not
reveal a plan on corruption.

“Now, after six years, without being able to articulate
what he is doing and what he will do and he keeps
blaming everybody, forgetting that he is the
Commander-in-Chief, if the kitchen is too hot, as it is
becoming of late, you must get out of the kitchen.”

The governor also assured Nigerians that, drawing from the
developmental success recorded by the APC states, Nigeria
could be better, if the right kind of people managed the
nation’s resources.

The Edo State Governor, Adams Oshiomhole, lamented that
while many Nigerians languished in poverty, some of their
leaders were only interested in their personal interest.
Oshiomhole, who recalled that the nation’s past leaders had
provided infrastructure not based on ethnicity or religion
but on the basis of developing the country, challenged
Nigerians to choose the path they desired.

He said, “So, no more lamentation, we have got to choose
whether to continue to say, ‘God dey’ or to recognise that
God gave us everything and he didn’t and he didn’t ask us
just to rely on him for manner to drop from heaven.

“In 2015, Nigerians must make a decision, today, to
interrogate those who will drive those changes so that your
children don’t inherit a culture and tradition of lamentation.”

Vice presidential candidate of the party, Prof Yemi Osinbajo,
stated that the APC presidential candidate, Maj. Gen.
Muhammadu Buhari, was known for his stand on
corruption.

He added that an APC-led Federal Government would revive
the nation’s power sector by encouraging the establishment
of more independent power projects, as alternative sources
to ensure 24 hours of power supply to different parts of the
country.

“In solving our power problems, we have to ensure that we
do something about the cost of gas. We need to rewrite the
regulation so that many, who are producing can make some
money from their gas, as an incentive to supply gas,” he
said.


http://www.nigerianeye.com/2015/01/fashola-blasts-jonathan-get-out-of.html?m=1

RIP

JDelight:
Me: Ok Musa am going to employ you, just to give you a try to manage my company all over Nig. But before I do that may I see your credentials because the man managing my business is a Phd holder. So where are your credentials pls?
Musa: Ennhh Sir is with the military sir.
Me: What! Doing what there? Ok you can go and get me the certificates before I can employ you pls.
Musa: Sir I have affidavit.
Me: No I need the original copies pls.
Musa: Ennnnnhhhh Sir Ennnnnnhhhh
Me: Can you please leave my office…. Next person pls.

Jona: Good morning sir.
Me: Morning ,have your sit.
Jona: I need this job sir because I have a mission to complete.
Me: Okay, where are your credentials.
Jona: This is it sir, I'm even a PhD holder in zoology.
Me: This is not an animal kingdom, Do you have any leadership skills or qualities.
Jona: Yes sir, I have been a leader before but people do say I'm clueless and I'm here to prove them wrong.
Me: This is not a testing Ground for people like you.
Jona: Sir, When I was young I have no shoe.
Me: Now I see you have no clue at all, we will get back to you.
Jona: Abeg sir, this is my last chance.
Me: Can you please leave my office…. Next person pls.

diluminati:
@lalasticala

are you now a bigoted poster?
Have you been paid by PDP?

Seun, if your alternate moniker posts makes front page, i'll know pdp has bought nairaland.

INJUSTICE: It all started from the grass-root, I'm not surprised though

They shouldn't have invited them in the first place. Too bad

#SayNoToCorruptLeaders #LagosDecide #Mistabiola

VERBATIM: MISTABIOLA SPEAKS!!!

"Corruption starts from Students Politics. They Embezzle Out-rightly and No One is there to Call them to Order. So, the thought is, if I can do this Now and go Scot Free, why should I Stop"

~ Adeoye A. Abiola, July 17, 2013.

Ngwakwe:
Don't forget to share this one with records of fulfilment. At least Mbaka has not predicted correctly the out come on one election


THE founder and General Overseer of Inri Evangelical Spiritual Church, Primate. Elijah Ayodele, has said that the winner of February 14, 2015 presidential election has been revealed to him by God.

https://porscheclassy.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Primate-Ayodele-640x404.jpg


In an exclusive interview with Sunday Tribune, the cleric, renowned for the accuracy of his prophecies, including the election of Ayo Fayose as the governor of Ekiti State and the recent leadership crisis in the Central Bank of Nigeria, revealed this in his prophecies for 2015 on issues that will affect the country and the world at large.

According to Ayodele, “2015 elections will hold but will be peaceful in some areas and not in other areas. As it is, from what I see at the moment, PDP will win, amidst serious criticism.”

Speaking further on popular speculations about the APC clinching the presidential ticket, Primate Ayodele stated that, “APC and PDP will share the North; PDP will win a state in the South-West, the East and the South-South but the core North will be a bit difficult for the PDP to win. However, when Jonathan gets a second term, I don’t see peace; except the president obeys the word of God. I don’t see the APC winning the presidential election. Even if Buhari wins, he can’t put an end to insurgency, nor can he fight corruption. His will be worse than Jonathan.”

Ayodele also made predictions on the economy, the aviation sector, entertainment, media, agriculture, electricity, security, health, religion, education, telecommunications, oil and gas, judiciary and the international community.

SOURCE: http://naijapolitica.com/2015/01/04/next-president-of-nigeria-revealed/

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-No soldier will be happy to fight for a nation whose dead troops are left in the battle field or are given mass burial and their family ejected without compensation.

-No soldier will be happy to fight when he was given guns that would jam, cannons that would not fire, vests that are fake while fighting on an empty stomach without allowances.

Nigerians expect rebellion from these soldiers, when they
are bombed by the same jet fighters that they expected
aerial cover from. #SMH \\What a Nation//

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It is pertinent to be reminded, more so now, that Goodluck
Jonathan PhD spent a total of 12 years in political office before commencing his present tenure.

Of these, he had six years of being a Deputy Governor, two
years as Governor, Two as Vice-President, Three months as
Acting President, Twelve months as substantive President
before triumphing in the election of April 9, 2011, continuing as Nigeria’s 14th Head of State Not surprisingly, many accorded his ascendancy to the fortuitous happenstance, or to put it better ‘an act of God’, as he profited from the impeachment of his first principal and the death of the second.

The years when he had no shoes, the years spent in the underdeveloped creeks of the Niger Delta with its environmental degradation and the lack of infrastructure in the university where he trained... All these where the preparation he needed to be an exemplary leader. After all, ‘it is in times of crisis that leaders are born’.

Despite being in office as President a whole fourteen months before being sworn in on May 29, 2011, it took Mr Jonathan 2 months to appoint the first member to his the cabinet (the Secretary of State), waiting a few more weeks to announce the ministers.

In the first executive bill he sent to the Legislative Houses, he proposed the elongation of tenure of political office holders from four years to six years, citing among other reasons, a reduction in the cost of conducting elections...
The bill failed to fly, however, it showed that of all the problems confronting our nation at the time, Mr Jonathan considered the elongation of tenure the most paramount.
He had argued that with 6 Billion naira spent every four years on elections, if we extended tenures to six years, we would save 6 billion every 12 years. Which could have been an impressive standpoint had it not been that a year earlier, the same President had proposed to spend 50 billion naira on celebration of Nigeria’s 50th Independence anniversary, a figure the National Assembly pruned down to 9 billion for apparent imprudence.

In December 2011, he announced the removal of Petroleum subsidies to be commenced in the New Year 2012, citing measures which were necessary to revamp the economy.
This initially saw prices of petrol more than double, but amidst industrial action and civil unrest, he conceded to a compromise fifty percent hike.
Part of the ‘austere measures’ in that year was the purchase of a Gulfstream jet, bringing the planes in the Presidential fleet to nine.

In sharp contrast, his colleague Joyce Banda, in 2012, sold off the entire Malawian Presidential fleet and sixty Mercedes Benz cars in Malawi’s austerity measures. Such that, Ms Banda now flies commercial, and Goodluck Jonathan sent her one of ours to ferry her to the African First Ladies Summit held in Nigeria in July 2012.
Goodluck Jonathan intends to stretch his luck further in 2015, as this should see the addition of another plane, this time a Bombardier, to the fleet.
It should be noted that Nigeria presently has no official national airline, and that the Presidential fleet outstrips that of many of our local carriers.
And that in the last five years, Nigeria’s aviation sector could not have been at a lower ebb with its spate of mishaps.

In other to put his stewardship in the right perspective, one should first recall, that in 2007, crude oil production was at its lowest in years on account of pipeline vandalism and militant insurgency. It was perhaps, no higher than 750,000 barrels per day, down from about 2.5million bpd in 2005 and with crude oil prices between $55-$65 per barrel.
With the late Musa Yaradua’s efforts at curtailing the Niger Delta crisis, crude oil production rose to about 1.4 million bpd in 2009 and continued to rise till above 2 million bpd in 2011 and has remained north of that figure.
This surge in production, coupled with a boom in prices that were steady above $100 almost throughout Goodluck Jonathan’s current tenure, are proof that Goodluck Jonathan reigned over the most profitable period till date in our nation’s history.
Albeit, with little to show by way of results.

Furthermore, in 2007, at the end of Olusegun Obasanjo’s tenure, Nigeria’s foreign debt profile was $3.5bn down from $36bn in 2005, with foreign reserves at about $65 billion. Eight years later, Nigeria’s total debt profile is about $70 billion (About $9bn foreign) with foreign reserves about half the size of that and the excess crude account at $3bn at the end of November 2014.
This scale of wastage and mismanagement that can be inferred by the above is in very least, severe on the imagination.

As at present, many Federal civil servants including the police are still owed salaries of the last quarter of 2014.

Lastly, in the first Boko Haram uprising, Umaru Musa Yaradua, who being in the extreme of his health most times during his Presidency, was outside the country.
He, ‘apparently’, ordered a military solution, the rebels were effectively crushed, their ringleader was arrested, but unfortunately killed.

Faced with a worsening scenario in 2012 , Goodluck Jonathan ordered the declaration of a State of Emergency in 15 local governments across four states, coupled with military action.
He would later extend the State of Emergency to cover the entire Borno, Adamawa and Yobe, but by then a containment strategy appeared no longer effective.
We should be reminded that it was a 'mere' political crisis in the Ekiti House of Assembly that lead to a declaration of a State of Emergency across the entire state by Olusegun Obasanjo in October 2006.
Despite having excess of 1 Trillion naira to spend on Defense in Budget 2014, with an additional $1bn appropriated in June, the Insurgency in the North continues not only to fester, but to wax stronger.

The military surprisingly, still lacks the equipment to combat a rag-tag militia...
Inexplicably in contrast is the fact that Nigeria’s military has led successful regional expeditions in Liberia, Sierra Leone and are presently involved in Sudan and Somalia.
Unlike many Nigerian leaders before him who came to power precipitously, Goodluck Jonathan couldn’t have had a better opportunity to prepare himself for the leadership of the world’s most populous black nation.
With a PhD, he is Nigeria’s most qualified President till date. Under him, Nigeria has made light work of the golden opportunity to diversify the economy with the increased proceeds from the Oil sector. We have seen an incessant loss of lives precedented only by the Civil war, as well as continued infrastructural decay.

This is not to mention the institutionalised corruption which can be inferred from the scale of financial mismanagement. Our refineries have refused to rise above 30% production despite huge funds earmarked for their maintenance.
By way of the proposed budget of 2015, we would spend more on debt servicing than on capital expenditure. Recurrent expenditure will amount for 86% of the entire budget.
Government will continue to spend more on salaries of public officers than on deployment of crucial infrastructure.

Despite being an austerity budget the vote for the Presidency will increase to about 350 billion naira from about 300 billion in 2014.
The modest gains of previous years are almost entirely lost...
We couldn’t possibly have it worse...
Nigerians must understand that the elections of this year are not about tribe, race, religion or power rotation but about the soul of our nation and the future of our children.

If we are to have a future individually and collectively as a
people, the present order must change. We need to have a responsible government that will massively reduce its cost of governance, slashing the pay of political office holders and other benefits, reducing the number of political appointees and of course plug the giant loop holes of corruption.

The government will also need to build new refineries and replace other ailing infrastructure, ensure stable power supply to reposition the real sector for growth in order to diversify the economy.
These problems are not new to our nation, even Goodluck Jonathan would agree that in these past five years, he has
done little to tackle them.

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