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FashionRe: Delivery To All Nigerian States From Lagos Made Easy. by MistaHumble(op): 7:55am On Aug 03, 2015
Good morning to you all. I am still hoping to get positive responses for you.

Have a blessed week all the way.
PoliticsRe: Oshiomhole And His Wife Iara Visit Wole Soyinka(pics by MistaHumble(m): 11:39pm On Aug 02, 2015
Men moving from place to place with their model wife. How come glo or Mtn never give baba Oshiomole endorsement?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneNairalanders Friendly Hangout by MistaHumble(op):
Would any female Nairalander be happy to have a friendly hangout this coming weekend?

Has to be Lagos and just casual... Maybe see a movie together at shoprite alausa and hangout in its environ.

When I mean friendly, I mean it so its just a Nairalanders hangout...

Whatsapp: zero 7 zero 5 nine 5 seven 8 four 9 three.
TravelRe: 24 Things I Learnt While In Nigeria by MistaHumble(m): 9:53pm On Aug 02, 2015
I guess u didn't spend much time in naija and u probably didn't hangout with the right people or didn't go to the right places. Nigeria is all about how you decide to live your life, catch your trips and be happy. If you are looking for bed of roses, you won't find it anywhere even in whatever country your are coming from cus there are ups and downs in every country.

Next time you visit yeah, try to explore more for yourself and don't rely on what people say or tell you cus ur personal trips is ur greatest adventure.

One love dear... Naija 4 life
RomanceRe: 5 Reasons Why A Call-Girl Can Never Equate A Loving Girlfriend by MistaHumble(m): 9:36pm On Aug 02, 2015
Rapmoney:
Some guys, in their hopeless state of loneliness, have decided to run to prostitutes for 'love' and 'comfort' wink. Sometimes, I wouldn't blame them since most of them have suffered terribly well in the hands of some cruel girls who have squeezed and squashed their hearts like an overripe paw-paw grin Such guys must have vowed never to fall victim again and they would feel the only way to enjoy love and romance is to patronize prostitutes extremely wink

If truth be told, call-girls will not give you the love you are yearning for; if sex is what you want, I wonder how 'sweet' it is to 'moyokor' someone who doesn't have any emotional attachment with you and someone who you hold in high esteem, admire and cherish with your entire soul huh Below are some reasons why you waste your time searching for love, comfort and sex in call-girls cheesy:

1) #No emotional attachment#: Why go to seek love and love-making in someone whose name you don't even know and may never know? huh If she tells you a name, that's not her name! If you feel it is her real name, then you are a compound buffoon!!! Guy, you virtually knows nothing about her...her family background, place of origin, place of residence and family members!!! What if you are sleeping with a demon unknowingly huh When you have a loving woman who you cherish and have emotional attachment with, it could be better you know cheesy wink

2) #Bargaining price with a lady before sex can lower libido and make sex uninteresting#: I thought I was the only one with this experience until I spoke to some persons who confided in me that they also share such experience. If I bargain price with a woman before doing the 'do', my interest for love-making dies inexplicably!!! A pros will not give you the love you seek for; love-making, to say, is uninteresting!

3) #Addiction#: Just as some guys are addicted to alcohol and drugs, that's how one can get addicted too. If you seek love and romance in pros, you may easily get addicted! Na there u go throway all your salary put grin And the most annoying thing is that your sexual appetite can never be satisfied just as it is with cocaine wink Again, a pros cannot equate a loving girlfriend.

4) #Unfavourable conditions attached to a call-girl's love-making#: Please, don't ask me how I got to know this one wink. When you are getting intimate with a call-girl, she tells you 'I don't want to turn abeg' grin Ehen!!! You nor wan give me anoda style? huh Other conditions are 'Abeg, do quick quick make you comot' grin...'Abeg, no kiss me'...'No touch my bosoms o!'...'Your money go increase o' grin grin Chai!!! All these are trash! Love-making should not be mixed with such conditions. It should be enjoyed with genuine passion and not fake moaning!

5) #She can never be in the same picture with you#: This means you are not in her picture; she will not motivate or inspire you! The only connection between both of you is just your money. Book of Proverbs tells us how 'she' lies in wait for her 'innocent victim'.

Be wise...my opinion wink

Na me write am...
Well I think my perspective changed when I met one. Check my post and see that I am confused to find find out a call girl can actually fall in love with a neutral guy.... True life experience my brother so a call girl can turn different from all you stated if she falls for you.

Your story shy be like say ur call girl na for proper street joint oooo cus some dey buy champagne for person head and even carry them to spoil them for club. Naaa f**k u do bro no be making love ooo, difference dey.
CelebritiesRe: Omotola Takes Cool Seflies With Her Hubby by MistaHumble(m): 6:29pm On Aug 02, 2015
AlphaDibia:
Definition of a Nigerian woman of substance? All because of a selfie? Na wa..
Wrong reading to the meaning of what I meant. This lady is one of the most loved Nigerian actresses and a role model to so many ladies. The selfie isn't the point, but her life style, keeping a family for over 19 years unlike some and her decent personality. She is someone that shut the mouth of some men that still believes actresses are unworthy to be wives. Get the picture of what I mean she is a woman of substance.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Mourinho Throws Away Community Shield Medal--- GOAL by MistaHumble(m): 6:01pm On Aug 02, 2015
No offence sha... Am Man-U for life
RomanceRe: How Cruel Can A Guy Be? by MistaHumble(m): 5:51pm On Aug 02, 2015
akwemose:
He is even more prepared...his family knows me n evn welcomes me open heartedly....
Ok just be calm... I believe it will be fine. God is ur strength ok. If you really love this guy and you have decided to spend ur life with him, keep praying and allow God to take control. There is no point going into marriage that all minds are in agreement. Don't give up trying to contact him, he might go back memory lane to see how far you guys have gone.
RomanceRe: How Cruel Can A Guy Be? by MistaHumble(m): 5:24pm On Aug 02, 2015
akwemose:
He was very welcomed...evrerything went fine...the whole thing is suprising to me
Then he probably is confused right now. Maybe the reality of marriage just dawned on him and he is scared to say he isn't prepared especially now that he can tell you are ready. Another question is have u seen his own family? Its possible he is scared the both families might not click
CelebritiesRe: Omotola Takes Cool Seflies With Her Hubby by MistaHumble(m): 5:06pm On Aug 02, 2015
A real definition of a Nigerian woman of substance....
FashionDelivery To All Nigerian States From Lagos Made Easy. by MistaHumble(op): 4:50pm On Aug 02, 2015
Dear Nairaland Family,

It is indeed my humble pleasure to share this great plan of mine with everyone here. Like the saying goes "Rome was not built in a day" I strongly believe this plan will help a lot of us doing business in this forum and will help us reduce the rate of scam activities that has been hindering a lot of genuine business opportunities & transactions on this forum and online in general.

It is very understandable that so many people in various states in Nigeria doing business often get most of their supplies from Lagos being that there are so many places to get best wholesale deals in this commercial State, but many of you are unable to travel to & fro Lagos on a regular basis for safety reasons and also extra expenses involved in regards to hotel accommodation, transport and even the stress is sometimes unimaginable. This problem has made so many innocent and genuine business individuals loose their hard earned money to scammers who are constantly on the look out.

My new born idea is to bridge this gab between genuine suppliers of wholesale goods here in Lagos and genuine buyers from other States who are unable to travel down to Lagos regularly to make purchases.

The benefit of this initiative will include the following:

*** You don't have to pay money to a seller you meet online and are not sure of getting your goods. We will act as a guarantee for your money, meaning you pay us to go and purchase, collect and waybill your goods to you. In this case, if we discover the seller isn't genuine, we will send your money back to you without you loosing a dime.

*** You don't have to worry yourself anymore to entering the road frequently due to the risk involved. All you need to do is give us all the informations of your supplier, we will meet them for you, ensure your goods are intact and send to your destination using reliable transport companies that are well recognised with a good reputation.

*** You will save yourself from spending above your budget, avoid stress and worries of scammers and pay us only as little as 5% of the entire amount of your transaction.

This plan is just being born and I am confident that if we all work together we can make this become a part of us on this forum and sooner or later all scammers will find somewhere else to go because Nairaland will be a dead end for them.

Please everyone feel free to comment here, make suggestions and render advices to me on how this can become a success.

Also not that I am open to partnership with a trustworthy and well recognised person here on NL so that this idea can attain maximum success.

Thanks to everyone of you.
RomanceRe: How Cruel Can A Guy Be? by MistaHumble(m): 3:02pm On Aug 02, 2015
akwemose:
Dear nairalanders,i am in deep fresh pain.my boyfriend that I have been datinh for three years...things have been going on smoothly between us...some two weeks back,he asked to be invited to ma house to meet my family and get closer to them...which happend...we have been discussing about the future...two nights ago I got a message that it is over..i am not what he needs..what he needs has been put insd anada pesn by God...iblah blah blah...I have been trying to call or message him because this whole thing is shocking..there wasnt any quarel of any sort..he wunt pick nor rply the messages..have used his friends to call and mine aswell..still no change...I have been asking God why such is befalling me now of all times...stil cant get any answer
Awwww sweetheart I feel your pain. My advice is that you just keep calm. Seems you love the guy so much and giving him 3 years of your life isn't easy. One think you should properly consider is whether he was completely welcome by your family? He may have noticed something you probably didn't notice but its unfair he isn't man enough to say what the problem is.

Just keep trying to reach him sha and probably he will pour out his mind when he gets tired that you have refused to let go of him.

Just my opinion sha cus I no be saint ooo
Christianity EtcRe: Is It Wrong To Call The Name Of Jesus During Sex? by MistaHumble(m): 2:47pm On Aug 02, 2015
Gurgle:
Lol no way, just curious

Don't know how you can do both at the same time, for me it might spoil the mood
I feel you.. Toh badh...
RomanceRe: Do Runs Babes Actually Fall In Love? by MistaHumble(op): 2:44pm On Aug 02, 2015
TheUmmah:
grin
This kind sunday afternoon LIES na him dey make me vex 4 o.p! Nigga stfu! Na we be the abuja niggas on ground and let me categorically state dat runs girls in abuja are entirely gangsta and all about the pepper! When you no be senator or governor son or lexington steele! Anyway na eko boys una way sha! My friend gtfoh wit dis bullshite men!
Yeah true take based on say sanator or governor. But Abuja is a place were no one know who be who. First the hotel I lodge for 3 days go fit make her feel say my papa na senator and then my packaging fit make her believe say my bank account na su pututu node..
Christianity EtcRe: Is It Wrong To Call The Name Of Jesus During Sex? by MistaHumble(m): 2:38pm On Aug 02, 2015
sinizia:
Tell him i said he's a bloody liar. Are we kids or what? He'll be fùcking his wife and praying to God? And God will answer him? He'd get the fúck out with his lies.
Yes sir... But we no dey fight ooooo
Christianity EtcRe: Is It Wrong To Call The Name Of Jesus During Sex? by MistaHumble(m): 2:36pm On Aug 02, 2015
Gurgle:
Lol yeah

but what are they praying about, did he tell you
Lol.... Haba he didn't nahhh maybe for a child or for strength to keep the love flowing lol...

Abi you are looking for ideas to take dey pray with your hubby?
Christianity EtcRe: Is It Wrong To Call The Name Of Jesus During Sex? by MistaHumble(m): 2:32pm On Aug 02, 2015
Gurgle:
seriously shocked wow

Yeah, but even if youre married, you still shouldn't call it in vain
Yeah sure that's why I said depends on how you call it sha... Not the usual "Oh God or Oh My God" ladies like saying lol
RomanceRe: Do Runs Babes Actually Fall In Love? by MistaHumble(op): 2:27pm On Aug 02, 2015
sinizia:
That's why i said they fall in love BUT FINDING THAT LOVE is another thing. That lady is tired and now wants to fall in love, but how many men will marry her? Definitely not my type.
Yeah I get that... Cheers bro
Christianity EtcRe: Is It Wrong To Call The Name Of Jesus During Sex? by MistaHumble(m): 2:26pm On Aug 02, 2015
When you are married, it isn't bad depending on how your are calling it. I know a man of God who said him and his wife prays sometimes while they are making love.

I guess its bad when you are fornication and calling the name in vain.
RomanceRe: Do Runs Babes Actually Fall In Love? by MistaHumble(op): 2:17pm On Aug 02, 2015
sinizia:
Yep, some if not all, actually fall in love. Finding the love is another thing. Runs girls are humans like you, they behave and act like every human, and most humans are capable of being in love.

Most of the time, poverty is the reason these women sell their bodies, if they had a better option, they won't be runs girls.
Yeah true talk. But just like a post I saw on this forum this morning of a girl that slept with 600 guys in a year. Who knows how many this one has done, and though I know she is human, haba am not looking for a virgin to marry but not a babe that has seen 50 d**ks nahh
RomanceRe: Do Runs Babes Actually Fall In Love? by MistaHumble(op): 2:09pm On Aug 02, 2015
drajjay:
You are a fish. She just caught you.
Hmmm that serious
RomanceRe: Do Runs Babes Actually Fall In Love? by MistaHumble(op): 2:08pm On Aug 02, 2015
donholy28:
Na wetin u dey imagine u come here dey post for us....isshh alright but we all know runs girls no fit do these things
Baba trust me na real life ooo, me self dey shock
RomanceDo Runs Babes Actually Fall In Love? by MistaHumble(op): 2:04pm On Aug 02, 2015
I went on a visit to Abuja some time ago and it was a crazy encounter. I was lodged in a hotel for 3 nights alone and the reason for going was for a cousins wedding.

The first day was cool as I chilled with my cousin and friends based on the normal bachelor's eve, got a little drunk but still was on point. Later that night I was dropped at my hotel, I decided to go to the bar, just have some torts of brandy and go cuddle my pillow since I was obviously alone. Getting to the bar I met just the bar man and a pretty girl sitting alone at one end of the bar. Trust me I already knew she was a runs babe so I just sat at the bar taking my brandy.

Lo & behold someone tapped me from behind and when I turned it was this girl, she greeted me smiling and then commended my dressing. Well I guess the nigga had no choice cus the alcohol in the system needed a new place to enter. Chatted and all that then she gave me her bill. No doubt I paid her, we had a very crazy time and she left in the morning.

After the whole wedding that Saturday I got to my hotel room in the evening just to relax, then this girl called me and asked that I meet her at the hotel bar were we first met. I went down there, imagine this babe running with all joy to come and hug me, she had already arranged a table for two with champagne and 2 glasses. For my mind I was like, which kind of bill those this babe intend to put on my head but I just locked up. We drank, chilled and I realised she was not even talking her business as usually but personal stuffs. She then offered to take me clubbing and that she wants to spoil me a little in Abuja.

Trust me, she took care of every single bill which had even passed the amount I gave her the previous night, my head burst sha but I just dey enjoy myself within concern me.

That night she stayed over again and started preaching love oooo. See me see trouble with runs babe. On Sunday I decided I wasn't gonna see her since am leaving on Monday morning. This babe called and called, I locked up. The next thing she came to the hotel and started causing a scene because I refused to allow her access into my room. The management of the hotel had to come beg me to come talk to her that she's just been crying crazy at the reception and has refused to go.

It was like a Nigerian movie when I came down cus people were there and this babe knelt down begging and talking love. Trust me I had to calm her and form love so that there will be peace. She has been calling me since I left Abuja and wants to come to Lagos.

Guys abeg help me... I thought this was just a one off no string attached matter cus obviously she is a confirmed runs babe.
CelebritiesRe: Yemi Alade Salutes Arase, IGP (Photos) by MistaHumble(m): 1:26pm On Aug 02, 2015
Nice one... Actually heard she is from a police family tho... Thumbs up lovely girl..
FashionRe: A-z Of 1st Grade Used Clothes Biz & How To Make Profit From It! by MistaHumble(m): 1:11pm On Aug 02, 2015
Good day madam, thanks for the information you have just shared. I use to hear about this business which I believe is also what we call okrika clothing's but I never imagined it is this profitable.

From your breakdown I can already imagine making crazy profit from it.

Please my question is, will it be advisable to wash, iron and repackage this used clothes so that I can sell higher price?

Secondly of I want to venture into this business, I intend doing strictly t-shirts & polo tops for male & female, then ladies bum shots. Do you advice that it will be as profitable as you have explained?
CelebritiesRe: Sandra Ikoku Nwugo,fashanu & Rachel Bakam Honoured In Uk & South Africa(photos) by MistaHumble(m): 10:47am On Aug 02, 2015
Am honored to finally become a Nairaland family... Am Mists Humble.

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