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PhonesRe: BlackBerry To Launch BBM For Android & iOS Mobile Platforms by misterani(m): 5:38pm On May 15, 2013
BBM for Android & iOS mobile platforms.............. Good!
BBM is the best, no doubt!
But come to think of it, why do i need a blackberry bold5 again or torch2 {#50k} with just 'BBM' when i can get a tecno n7 {#28k} with BBM, android version 4.0, with mad graphics & can play hd games?
This is the end of blackberry. Whoever brought the idea................. Kudos!

BusinessSilent Scammers On 2go, Beware! by misterani(op): 9:08pm On Jun 02, 2011
An interactive site without a direct link to an administerator is not a safe site.
2go has become very popular among nigerian youths that scammers are now using it to dupe desperate nigerian youths. I need the help of bankers on nairaland to help me answer this question. IF I NEED TO TRANSFER A MILLION NAIRA INTO A SAVINGS ACCOUNT, HOW DO I CLEAR IT FROM CBN?
Music/RadioRe: African Queen: 2face Or Faze? by misterani(op): 10:44am On Dec 31, 2010
Just a review!
Music/RadioAfrican Queen: 2face Or Faze? by misterani(op): 9:58am On Dec 31, 2010
2face's award winning hit track "African Queen", written by 'Black Face', was used as sound track of 2006 comedy film, Phat Girlz. It was the first music video to be played on MTV base network when it was launched in 2005. The track was also picked as the ‘Best R&B’ song at the 2nd edition of the awards in Kenya last year.
Do you think this song would have been better off done by Faze?
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No by misterani(m): 2:54pm On Dec 22, 2010
of course,
ever been in jail?
Jokes EtcRe: Free Mtn #1500 For All by misterani(m): 4:43pm On Dec 08, 2010
nice one, @poster
FamilyRe: Why Should Dad's Room Be Different From Mom's? by misterani(op): 9:19am On Sep 29, 2010
Inked_Nerd & ifyalways.
Well, thats your opinion. Guess u're right. Its not any of your business anyway so why should you care? DONT YOU GET IT? Im not criticising partners sharing different rooms, just sharing my observations to whoever cares. I just think spouses
sleeping separately can be a
symptom of a deeper problem thats all. And thats in the case when
partners are avoiding spending
time together or have different
expectations. "If they're sleeping
apart all the time, it can create
problems. If one person thinks
that isn't how marriage should
be, it's a problem. Couples whose separate
sleeping arrangements make
them feel as though they are
roommates instead of partners,
find they are no longer intimate
or are no longer spending time
together may be at risk for
marital trouble.
Sleeping together is important
because it is about being
together as a couple, clinical
psychologist Dr. Joy Browne said,“It's a statement of
compromise and also gives you
the chance to at least cuddle, and
there's that closeness doing that, dont you feel me?
FamilyRe: Why Should Dad's Room Be Different From Mom's? by misterani(op): 7:27pm On Sep 28, 2010
@ow11. Can sleeping separately be a
solution for married couples who
have different sleep schedules,
illnesses or snoring partners? Dont you think that the way you sleep at times could determine how loud you'll be while sleeping?
FamilyRe: Why Should Dad's Room Be Different From Mom's? by misterani(op): 9:56pm On Sep 23, 2010
Yea, as in sleeping together in the same room. Why should or do they have their rooms apart?
CelebritiesWycelf Jean Officially Pulls Out Of Presidential Race by misterani(op): 9:50pm On Sep 23, 2010
Sept.
21,
Wyclef Jean officially
kissed his
hopes of
being Haiti
President
goodbye.
After getting
criticized for
his run for presidency, Wycelf has
officially pulled out of the
November election.
"This was not an easy conclusion
to reach; but it is one that was
thoughtfully made, taking into
account many, many competing
factors and weighing the course
that will best advance the healing
of the country and help it find the
quickest path to recovery," he
explained in a statement.
He had originally announced his
decision to run in early August,
but Haiti's Provincial Electoral
Council disqualified him.
According to Us Weekly, Haitian
law demands that candidates
reside in the country for at least
five years, and Jean has lived in
New Jersey with his wife and
daughter during that time.
So what's on his agenda now?
He's returning to music full time.
Good idea! has officially pulled
out of the November election.
FamilyRe: Why Do Women Get Fat After Marriage? by misterani(m): 9:00pm On Sep 23, 2010
I've seen lots of women with close to half a dozen children that still looks 'sweet-16', so dont tell me that the calories just add up with growth. Check out those women, u'll see that most of them dont even drive themselves. They have drivers, housemaids, and lots of helpers and still dont have time to exercise their body or relax when they get stressed up. I Personally sacked my mom's driver cos her size was getting out of hand. I'll soon sack the cook too.
FamilyWhy Should Dad's Room Be Different From Mom's? by misterani(op): 8:12pm On Sep 23, 2010
For some months now, i've been studying some families and it has come to my notice that lots of Daddys and Mummys have different rooms. Is this right? Im very sure that when they got married in that 'two bedroom flat', they shared a single room. Now, Daddy has got enough cash, hmm & now Mummy's shop has got lots of branches so they have decided to pick one room each in their new Mansion to avoid wastage of rooms, probably. Can you attest to the fact that money created this asunder? Why should my wife's room be different from mine?
FamilyRe: Is My Son Left Handed And How Do I Make Him Right Handed by misterani(m): 2:25am On Sep 18, 2010
Benjamin Netanyahu, Israeli
prime-minister
Ehud Olmert, Israeli prime-
minister
Nicole d'Oresme, mathematician
Henry Ford, automobile
manufacturer
David Rockefeller, banker
Dwight F. Davis, founder of the
Davis Cup in tennis
Helen Keller, advocate for the
blind
Dr. Albert Schweitzer, physician/
missionary
August Piccard, inventor of
stratosphere, bathosphere
Edwin Buzz Aldrin, astronaut
Wally Schirra, astronaut
Dr. Mark Silver, surgeon
Paul Prudhomme, chef
Cecil Beaton, photographer/
costume designer
Lord Baden-Powell, founder of
the Boy Scouts (ambidexterous)
Dave Barry, journalist
And Even Queen Victoria of England and lots more are all left handed. Im proud to be one too. I dont see anything good in discouraging ur kid to switch.
Christianity EtcJayz And Illuminati by misterani(op): 10:14pm On Sep 05, 2010
Is JayZ an really anti-christ,  or could these stories on the internet possibly be conspiracy theoryhuh?
Jokes EtcRe: A Chemical Analysis Of A Woman by misterani(op): 4:47pm On Jun 22, 2010
so??
i should delete it?
Jokes Etc10 Differences Between Men & Women by misterani(op): 1:40pm On Jun 22, 2010
[b]1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item
he wants. A woman will pay $1
for a $2 item that she doesn’t
want.
2. A woman worries about the
future until she gets a husband. A
man never worries about the
future until he gets a wife.
3. A successful man is one who
makes more money than his wife
can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
4. To be happy with a man you
must understand him a lot & love
him a little. To be happy with a
woman you must love her a lot &
not try to understand her at all.
5. Married men live longer than
single men - but married men are
a lot more willing to die.
6. Any married man should forget
his mistakes - there’s no use in
two people remembering the
same thing.
7. Men wake up as good-looking
as they went to bed. Women
somehow deteriorate during the
night.
8. A woman marries a man
expecting he will change, but he
doesn’t. A man marries a woman
expecting that she won’t change &
she does.
9. A woman has the last word in
any argument. Anything a man
says after that is the beginning of
a new argument.
10. There are 2 times when a man
doesn’t understand a woman -
before marriage & after marriage.[/b]

wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink

Jokes EtcA Chemical Analysis Of A Man by misterani(op): 11:00am On Jun 22, 2010
[b]Element : Man
Symbol : Gy
Quantitative : Accepted at 7 inches
though some isotopes can be as
short as 4 inches.
Discoverer : Eve (discovered by
accident one day when she had a
craving for ribs)
Occurrence : Found following duel
element Wo, often in high
concentration near a perfect Wo
specimen.
Physical properties :
1. Surface often covered with hair;
bristly in some areas, soft in
others.
2. Boils when inconvenienced,
freezes when faced with Logic and
Common Sense, melts if treated
like a God.
3. Obnoxious when mixed with
C*H*-OH (any alcohol).
4. Can cause headaches and
severe body aches; handle with
extreme caution.
5. Tends to fall into very low
energy state directly after reaction
with Wo (Snore, zzzzz).
6. Gains considerable mass as
specimen ages, loses reactive
nature.
7. Specimens can be found in
various states ranging from
deeply sensitive to extremely
thick.
8. Rarely found in pure form after
14th year.
9. Often damaged as a direct
result of unlucky reaction with
polluted form of the Wo common
ore.
10. When pressure is applied,
becomes stiff and unyielding;
yields only when subtlety,
subterfuge, flattery are applied
Chemical properties :
1. All forms desire reaction with
Wo, even when no further
reaction is possible.
2. May react with several Wo
isotopes in short period under
extremely favorable conditions.
3. Most powerful embittering and
aggravating agent known to Wo.
4. Usually willing to react with
whatever is available.
5. Reaction Rates range from
aborted/non-existent to pre-
interaction effects (which tend to
turn the specimen bright red.
6. Reaction styles vary from
extremely slow, calm and wet to
violent/bloody.
7. When saturated with alcohols,
will be fairly inert and will repel
most other elements.
8. Is repelled by most household
appliances and common
household cleansers.
9. Is repelled by small children
clothed in diapers, particularly
those of the malodorous variety.
10. Is neutral to common
courtesy and fairness.
Storage : Best results apparently
near 18 for high reaction rate,
25-35 for favorable reaction style.
Uses :
* Heavy boxes, top shelves, long
walks late at night, free dinners for
Wo,
* Can be used in recreational
activities.
Tests : Pure specimen will rarely
reveal purity, while reacted
specimens broadcast information
on many wavelengths.
Caution : Tends to react extremely
violently when other Man
interferes with reaction to a
particular Wo specimen.
Otherwise very maleable under
correct conditions.
[/b]
CelebritiesRe: What Class Of Human Being Is Denrele? by misterani(op): 1:12am On Jun 19, 2010
grin
i wonder what his wedding day would look like!!
Jokes EtcA Chemical Analysis Of A Woman by misterani(op): 10:43pm On Jun 18, 2010
[b]Element : Woman
Symbol : wo
Atomic Weight: Accepted as 118,
but known to vary from 93 to 280
Discoverer : Adam
Occurrence : Copius quantities in
all Urban areas, with slightly lower
concentrations in suburban and
rural areas. Known to occuur in
small, highly concentrated
deposits in Urban areas (see
Shopping Mall).
Physical properties :
1. Surface usually covered with
painted film.
2. Boils at nothing, freezes without
reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter if used incorrectly. Can
cause headaches, handle with
care.
5. Found in various states ranging
from virgin metal to common
ore.
6. Yields to pressure applied at
correct points.
Chemical properties :
1. Has great affinity for Gold,
Silver, Platinum, and and many of
the precious stones.
2. May explode spontaneously if
left alone.
3. Absorbs great quantities of
expensive substances.
4. Insoluble in liquids, but displays
a certain amount of increased
activity when saturated with
alcohol.
5. Repels cheap material, neutral
to common sense.
6. Most powerful money-reducing
agent known to man.
Uses :
1. Highly ornamental, esp. in
sports cars.
2. Can greatly improve relaxation
levels.
3. Can warm and comfort under
certain circumstances.
4. Can cool things down when it's
too hot.
Tests :
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink
when discovered in a natural
state.
2. Turns green when placed
beside a better specimen.
Caution :
1. Highly dangerous except in
experienced hands. Use extreme
care when handling.
2. Illegal to posses more than one.
(Dangerous also.)[/b]
CelebritiesWhat Class Of Human Being Is Denrele? by misterani(op): 10:24pm On Jun 18, 2010
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SportsOur Super Chickens Have Done It Again by misterani(op): 5:39pm On Jun 17, 2010
It was a painful match, but not surprised. I never expected anything different from that.
Its our common pattern of play to always relax after 1 goal and go to sleep after a Red Card.
BusinessRe: Help Me! Hairdressing Vs Music Production by misterani(m): 6:59pm On Jun 15, 2010
you can still go into music production after making your money as a professional stylist. so, HAIRDRESSING 1st!
BusinessRe: ‘nigeria To Generate Power From Nuclear Tech By 2019’ by misterani(m): 4:33pm On Jun 13, 2010
let's hope so
ComputersRe: Sites For Downloading Softwares. by misterani(m): 10:04pm On Jun 11, 2010
Anyone know where i can download free FL studio pls?

BusinessRe: Wha Business Can I Start With N5000? by misterani(m): 7:35pm On Jun 11, 2010
Recharge Card Business
EducationRe: Jamb Utme Cut-off Mark At 180 by misterani(m): 7:20pm On Jun 11, 2010
FUTA would never agree to that. Dem too stubborn undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided

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