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pweeryambre: I wanna be a part of this, but I don't understand how its done, do I get to buy a gift for my val or something?

Yeah but it is an electronic gift which will be uploaded here. Or if ure boxed up, you can send him/her the gift in reality

chucky234: Just tell mummy say I be fine no pimples,just take one of my pic show am na.

Its not enough o. They need to know everything about you. Most importantly, if you're a roasting student or a fat-pay worker

kingjoe: HELLO IDUWOGBO ,ARE U AVAILABLE

Desperate things. Lol

chucky234: You no face your front
**calling out to mitchýy**

Don't let segunsd catch you otherwise ure finished

chucky234: Angel why you no wan give me chance to be servant na,sorry I mean your lover.
Abi your mummy never still approve us

Mummy asked for your credentials

chucky234: Ok I dey wait for you oooo
**all dis under 16 babes dem sef**

You have no idea!

ifihearam: No oooo
Ayaf secured my greedie ooo
But I still hear the name mitchyy

Lmao!

chucky234: angel will you be my Val?

I'm coming. Let me ask my mummy first

ifihearam: You are the cappuccino in my tea
The egg in my egg roll(real one ooo)
Without u,I will be puff puff

I mean am today yestrday own na joke ni

Lmao! You guys are hilarious. You and chucky better pick someone before its too late o

ifihearam: Mitchy!!!!
Well am not really asking you ooo
But for record purpose,do u have a val

Lol. I don't need one jor

Tamudo: Ifihearam n Chucky234! Beta u guyz play as a team.. Hmmmm. D gods r slient..

It would make perfect sense tho. Seconded!

mechummy: Don't mind him...He's not lucid

ifihearam: RFLMAO
She is the 25th babe u are asking in less than 24hours. Lol

Busted! Lol

chucky234: Mitchyy will you humbly be my VAL

Huh?

Ha ha! How come I'm just setting eyes on this thread? Nairalanders r hilarious!
*grabs a seat*

oluwadare26: D'banj u b baba...really on Top of the world.
pls i hear say Don jazzy now sells loya milk at Alaba market. If yes.., press the Like button

You don't have to diss jazzy even if you're TeamDbanj. We r jst killing ourselves over their breakup while they r having fun with their lives

GISTville
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International acclaimed Nigerian musician D’Banj, real name Dapo Daniel Oyebanjo, is excited about being asked to perform his popular motivational ditty, Top of the World, at the Afcon closing ceremony at National Stadium in Crown Mines outside Soweto on Sunday evening.

“I am honoured and words fail to describe the warmth I get from my fans in this country,” D’Banj said. “I am looking forward to having more than 6.6-billion viewers globally watch my performance.”

D’Banj will share the stage with local acts including Micasa, Kelly Khumalo, Zonke Dikana, and Thembisile Ntaka. Micasa’s frontman, J Something, whose real name is Joao da Fonseca, – said for the group, just being on that stage was a blessing in itself.

We just can't wait!

http://gistville.com/2013/02/kokomaster-dbanj-set-to-perform-at-afcon-2013-closing-ceremony/

OMG! This is sad!

Dual Core: Well this is looking more like another case of multiple site compromise.

http://hostmychild.com/ is presently showing a hacked page.

*sighs*

I guess I just need to switch to a new host asap. Any suggestions pls? Where's Slyrox?

[quote author=Mynd_44]SMH.......Just cos you are not half as good does not mean other people cannot do it. Everyone has his/her strength and weaknesses learn yours and learn to use it instead of saying things you are not sure of.[/quote]E.G

According to them, I installed a traffic generating plugin. Were they not supposed to send a mail to warn me about it if I actually did do that. What annoys me is the fact that they are not responding, no contact phone number to reach them. Same thing they did when their server was compromised and all blogs under them was hacked. They just abandoned us to our fate. No solution, no response.

Hello guys! I'm extremely pissed with my host, hostmychild. They suspended my account since wednesday. When my administrator asked them, they said my traffic was causing highloads to their server. They didn't even give any warning before suspending my site. I'm very very angry and wish I could sue them for this rubbish. Sent them mails and they've stopped responding. I wish its possible to switch to another host asap. I'm jst confused! My site is www.gistville.com

What else can I do pls?

Google is some pple's best friend for this challenge! He he

GISTville
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British Actor Idris Elba is covering the pages of the March 2013 British GQ magazine.

Sounds like Idris needs someone to wipe away his insecurities and remind him of his sexiness. I’m sure he won’t have any trouble finding someone to fill that role.

The newest British GQ cover guy is posing it up for The Cool Issue.

And he’s all about his motorcycle, leather, and….effortless sexiness.
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When asked about being seen as sexy, Elba replied, “The irony is I wake up every morning, look at myself in the mirror and think,’“Woah, I look like a piece of [expletive].’”

“You watch yourself age and it’s hard to feel like a sex symbol.”

Though he may not see his appeal, in 2011, People Magazine names him one of the “Sexiest Men Alive.”

But Elba says he is not a fan of women always wanting him.

“I’m not sure what it is they see, not to mention that, personally, I feel very awkward. There’s no way all those women would ever sleep with me and go, ‘I really liked him.’ Some of them would go, ‘He was really boring or he was a bit aggressive or, urgh, actor.’’

“But it’s a compliment and it’s a massive tool to use in sculpting a career, especially with what I do for a living because I work in the face business. So it’s a compliment and I use it accordingly,” Elba went on to say.

Elba also addressed James Bond rumors, as it is speculated that he play Bond in an upcoming film with the franchise.

Gotten from: http://gistville.com/2013/02/hold-your-breath-ladies-idris-elba-covers-the-march-issue-of-british-gq-magazine/

GISTville
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Popular and talented Ghanaian actor Prince David Osei will this month be signing a mouth-watering two-year deal with Diamond Pictures, one of Nollywood’s influential productions.

Information available indicates that Prince David has already concluded talks to sign the deal. After the signing, his face would represent the Diamond Pictures brand for the next two years.
The deal involves huge cash and he will also be featured in the production’s upcoming high budget movies.

It is the first time a movie production house has found the need to sign a Ghanaian actor to represent its brand. “We are keeping the full details of the deal confidential. But I can assure you it’s worth several millions over the two-year duration. I can tell you specifically this.

It includes high budget movies with Hollywood collaboration to be shot in about five countries. It also includes Nollywood cinema standard movies,” a source said.

David can also work with another production house while the deal hasn’t ended yet. “We are keeping the exact figure details confidential so that the traditional filmmakers do not think he is now affordable.

He is quite humble and insists that during his available times, he will still offer his services at affordable rates to traditional filmmakers just as he has done after shooting his first Hollywood film ‘The Dead’,” the source added.

Prince David was chosen out of many Ghanaian actors and actresses because of his talent in acting, professionalism and his humility.

Gotten from: http://gistville.com/2013/02/ghanaian-actor-prince-david-osei-gets-million-naira-deal-in-nollywood/

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In an extreme case of “What on EARTH was she thinking?” a lovestruck woman allowed her lover to tattoo his name in huge letters across her face – just 24 hours after meeting him – and GISTville.com has the shocking photos and video.

The pair claims they fell head-over-heels in love after hooking up in an online chat room, and are already planning to get married — and we hope it lasts, unless she’s committed to only dating guys named “Ruslan” in the future!

If the marriage doesn’t last an eternity, Lesya Toumaniantz from Saransk, Russia, will likely spend the rest of her life with Ruslan Toumaniantz’s signature “Ruslan” in five-inch high gothic script inked across her face – a good reminder of the failed romance every time she looks in the mirror.

“It’s a symbol of our eternal devotion. I’d like him to tattoo every inch of my body,” the besotted bride-to-be gushed.

See the more photos and the video below….

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See her before the tattoo
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http://gistville.com/2013/02/is-this-love-woman-tattoos-lovers-name-across-face-24-hours-after-meeting/

GISTville

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President Goodluck Jonathan, Saturday, requested for stay of execution on Nigerians on death row in Indonesia.

Receiving the Indonesian President, Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono in Abuja, who is on a 2-day state visit to the country, President Jonathan called for more bilateral relations between both counties with a pledge for an early convening of the Joint Commission for Bilateral Cooperation meeting between the two countries.

In tweets, by Presidential spokesman Dr. Reuben Abati, both Presidents welcomed the signing of MoU between Nigeria and Indonesia to combat drug abuse and illicit trafficking in narcotics, and drugs just as they agreed to promote training cooperation involving military officers of both countries.

According to Vanguard, no fewer than 18 Nigerians are presently languishing in various prisons in Indonesia with the fear that some of them may be among 10 slated for execution soon.

The 18 Nigerians were condemned to death by the Indonesian courts in 2008 for their alleged various criminal offences including drug peddling and other related offences.

So far, the Indonesian government had condemned a total of 21 Nigerians to death, sentenced four to life imprisonment and eight others to various jail terms ranging from 11 to 18 years.

Abati’s tweet:

”Pres. Jonathan requested for stay of execution of Nigerians on death row in Indonesia while both explore agreement on exchange of prisoners.”

-Vanguard

http://gistville.com/2013/02/president-jonathan-calls-for-stay-of-execution-for-nigerians-on-death-row-in-indonesia/#more-4586

Chinese people for you. Its not surprising.