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Dj hack: *swings koboko foward* try am c nw

Didn't you read no boys allowed? Keep off!

Am i allowed to scream?

Hey peeps,

I have a perfectly working neat curve 3 for sale. Got a new phone so i'm selling this one off for just N10k. Cheap right? Cus i don't have time to hassle price

See photos below....

Blackbody20: Nice writeup.......the hoa needs to pass a bill dat will mandate public farting for every Nigerian. The first lady herself go like the idea.

Its for ladies who think farting is a sin. It is only irritating when u purposely do it in front of others

[quote author=mr_man]I fart more than 14 times a day, especially when I eat beans. Trust me you don't want to be in the same room with me, cos you might just faint or go into a coma. [/quote]Lmao! Its not a bad thing now. You simply have to go outside and come back in when the deed is done

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Passing gas may be embarrassing for most of us, but it might make you feel better to know that it’s one of the most common bodily functions of all time. Everyone does it, from Tiwa Savage to the President of Nigeria. In fact, the word “fart” is one of the oldest words in the English language! Read on to discover more fascinating facts about FARTING!

What Is A Fart, Exactly?

Farts are caused by trapped air, which can come from many sources. Some of it is air that we have swallowed while chewing or drinking. Some air is caused by gas seeping into our intestines from our blood, and some gas is produced by chemical reactions in our intestines or bacteria living in our guts.

Why Do Farts Smell Bad?

The more sulfur-rich your diet is, the more terrible your farts will smell. Some foods contain more sulfur than others, which is why eating things like beans, cabbage, cheese, soda, and eggs can cause gas that will peel the paint off the walls!

People Pass Gas About 14 Times Per Day

The average person produces about half a liter of farts every single day, and even though many women won’t admit it, women do fart just as often as men. In fact, a study has proven that when men and women eat the exact same food, woman tend to have even more concentrated gas than men.
If a person were to fart continuously for 6 years and 9 months, they would produce gas with the equivalent energy of an atomic bomb.

Farts Have Been Clocked At A Speed Of 10 Feet Per Second.

Though farts come out with varying velocities, we don’t typically smell them for about 10-15 seconds after letting them rip. This is because it takes that long for the odor to reach your nostrils. (Link | Photo)

Holding Farts In Could Be Bad For Your Health

Doctors disagree on whether or not holding in a fart is bad for your health. Some experts think that farts are a natural part of your digestive system, so holding them in won’t harm you. Others think that at best, holding them in can cause gas, bloating, and other uncomfortable symptoms, and at worst, repressing gas can cause hemorrhoids or a distended bowel.

For Some Cultures, Farting Is No Big Deal

While most cultures feel that farts should be suppressed in polite company, there are some cultures that not only don’t mind letting them fly in public, but they actually enjoy it. An Indian tribe in South America called the Yanomami fart as a greeting, and in China you can actually get a job as a professional fart-smeller!
In ancient Rome, Emperor Claudius, fearing that holding farts in was bad for the health, passed a law stating that it was acceptable to break wind at banquets.

Farts Are Flammable

As stated above, the methane and hydrogen in bacteria-produced farts make your gas highly flammable. This is why some people think it’s a fun party trick to hold a lighter up to their bums and let one fly; doing so produces a big burst of flame, but is obviously very dangerous.
In rare cases, a build-up of flammable gasses in the intestines have caused explosions during intestinal surgeries!

Termites Produce The Most Farts Of Any Other Animal

It’s hard to believe that the tiny termite is responsible for a great deal of our global warming problem on the planet. Termites fart more than any other animal, which produces methane gas. According to the Environmental Protection Agency, “Global emissions of methane due to termites are estimated to be between 2 and 22 Tg per year, making them the second largest natural source of methane emissions. Methane is produced in termites as part of their normal digestive process, and the amount generated varies among different species.”

If You Hold Them In, They’ll Just Come Out When You Sleep

Even if you clenched your butt and held them in all day, the gas will escape once you relax. What’s more relaxing than sleep?

People Even Fart After Death

Here’s proof that you can’t escape passing wind, even after you’re dead! Up to three hours after the body dies, gasses continue to escape from both ends of the digestive tract, resulting in burping or farting noises. This phenomenon is due to muscles contracting and expanding before rigor mortis sets in.

Culled from: http://gistville.com/2013/06/let-it-out-10-fascinating-facts-you-didnt-know-about-farting/

A must-read for every worker!

Wednesday marks 8 months that this gory killing occurred. I think a press release should be sent to blogs all over to put up on Wednesday. There's power in the media

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After a nice, long, relaxing weekend, away from the hectic nature of work, school and life, waking up on Monday morning can be extremely difficult. In a rush to be on time, you’re tripping out of bed to make breakfast, realizing that there is a meeting in ten minutes, stumbling into work clothes, skimming through emails on your iPhone from your boss demanding that file now, while all that’s really hit you is that the weekend is over and you are back to the ‘overwhelmingness’ of Mondays.

Didn't you just go through this today? Not to worry – to make your Mondays easier here are some tips to getting you back into the swing of routines using a smoother transition.

TIPS

1. Plan to have at least some fun over the weekend amid the chores. Then check off your plan to make sure you’ve fulfilled it. Visit the beach/cinema, have a party with your family, or go on a trip to a place you haven’t visited for a while. Having a relaxing, do-nothing-but-lounge-around weekend (watching TV, sleeping, playing that addicting video game, etc.) can be fun, but make sure you accomplish some things you wanted to do, so that on Monday, you aren’t wondering where all that time went and why you didn’t really enjoy the weekend while it was in your grasp.

2. Make sure you get all those errands done that you need, so that on Monday, you aren’t panicking that you have no food in your fridge or something like that. Then again, you might decide to do stocking up on food and errand running during the week (lunchtimes and evenings), to free up more of your weekend time.

3. Keep yourself organized. Keep the personal items that you’ll need during the week by your side so you do not lose them. This way, on Monday morning, you’re not searching frantically for your lost phone, wallet, or school/work ID. Keep your backpack for school or purse/computer bag for work ready, keeping all necessary items in it except for those things you’ll need over the weekend.
Get clothes and items ready the night before. Yes, it might make you feel a twitch of melancholy to prepare for Monday on Sunday night, but in the morning, you’ll feel better.

4. Spread out any work, school chores throughout the weekend. Of course, try not to spend your entire, beloved weekend getting one homework assignment or work crisis dealt with! Rather, do a little bit each day and spend enough time on it to have made a good dent in it, so that on Monday, you’re not feeling overwhelmed by it.

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5. Avoid sleeping in or staying up too late during the weekend. Do not sleep more than two hours past your average wake up time, so that you’re not a zombie on Monday; too much extra sleep on Sunday morning might keep you awake longer Sunday night, leaving you unrefreshed Monday morning.
Keep your sleep bank in good balance––not too much and not too little!

6. Eat nutritiously throughout the weekend. Eat nutritiously throughout the weekend. Try to limit junk food snacks and visits to fast-food joints. To stay healthy, eat as many fruits and vegetables as possible, like always, with perhaps an occasional extra treat because it’s the weekend.

7. Do something special or enjoyable to draw your weekend to a close. For example:
Make a special meal for your family or household or go out to dinner together.
Go and see a movie.
Take a walk with the dog or just admire nature.
Have a drink in your favourite bar or have an ice cream or piece of cake at a favorite cafe.
Call up a friend or family member you haven’t spoke to for a while and catch up on news.
Allow yourself to do something really different from your usual Sunday night routine!

8. Start your Monday right. Wake up a few minutes earlier than you normally would. Waking up earlier buys you extra time to get ready at a non-rushed pace. It can also allow you to greet the sun as it rises and to see the early morning activity happening around you. If you like to write, exercise or meditate, this is a great time of day to do any of these activities.

9. Take an aromatherapy shower. Your ordinary shower might not cut it in terms of excitement. However, adding some scent can cheer you up immensely and can turn a banal routine hygiene activity into a sweet-smelling and mind-clearing refresher.

10. Look forward to the next weekend. By now, start to plan your next weekend to have a blast with friends, or cancel any events so you can take the day off to yourself. This way, on Monday (and all week) you have something to look forward to.

GoodLuck!!!

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A Celebrity news and Fashion blog urgently needs writers.

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They are both glamorous and beautiful. Toolz rocked hers first, so i guess Stella Damasus fell in love with the outfit and decided to rock same look. But the question i ask is, who wore the bi-coloured red and black dress better?

See more photos to help you decide....

TOOLZ

Media personality Toolz rocked this bi-coloured (red-and-black) dress to Iyanya’s album launch show. With her hair pulled up, she paired the outfit with a statement gold neck piece and diamond bracelets. Smoky eyes and red lipstick completes Toolz’s fierce look.
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STELLA DAMASUS

She wore same dress to her surprise birthday party in New York. She paired it with a belt across the tummy, light gold accessories and let her weave with thick locks down.

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Gotten from: http://gistville.com/2013/04/stella-damasus-vs-toolz-who-wore-it-best/

None.

Is it true that they wanna bomb the Whitehouse? I read it here http://gistville.com/2013/04/what-hackers-threaten-to-bomb-the-whitehouse-within-24hours/

ayenny02: Instead you to defend those allegation concerning ur religion and clarify it, but just come here saying rubbish. Dogmatism, brainwashed

When you can speak English, then i'll attend to what you have to say

ayenny02: Please I challenge all christian in this forum to come and defend all those verses we mentioned in this trend from beginning if u can?
I believe you people wouldn't be able to do so because they have brainshed you to the essence that you people don't know different btw true and false, morning and night, light and dark you people better seek for God religion than wasting ur life following jesus. jesus that was never save himself from those who killed him talkeless of saving u from hellfire. If u continue with man made and false religion ur end will be hellfire.

If you are not an atheist or freethinker then shussh it! You believe in hellfire but don't believe in Jesus. I smell confusion

[quote author=Red-Light]who asked him to save our as.ses anyway? From who? Satan or god?[/quote]Jeez! I just shed a tear for your ignorance and obvious lack of gratitude. Go read your bible child.
I'm done with this thread.

musKeeto: So what exactly did Jesus lose?

Pls tell us, he came from heaven, got his life back and a seat beside his papa Yahweh...


Biggest scam ever if you ask me..

Don't you understand English? Read my post again and stop questioning your creator for a favour he did to save our ass.

For those who don't know, Jesus sacrificed his human life. Yes, his perfect body was tortured and killed. But he was resurrected, remember not as a human anymore but as a heavenly creature. The word sacrifice should make you understand that its something you lose, something that is gone. Jesus perfect human body is gone because of the love he had for us! Yes! And i thank him everybody for that because if dey ask una to do the same thing una go run!

Okay I don't exhibit any of those signs except the 10th one. So I'm still in love

[quote author=Bright...]hope they wil leastn...[/quote]Yes, we are 'leastning'

segunsd: This one na new story

Lol

[quote author=sweet-tease]Even the one wey dem dey tell us about no blackout presently na old story talkless of 1986 story [/quote]Its almost 27 years mehnnnn. Naija, which way now?

For those who were born by then, can you remember this promise? Up Naija. Lol

Gotten from: http://gistville.com/2013/04/photo-a-promise-nepa-gave-to-us-in-1986-lol/

tellwisdom: **Spits**

Don't be bitter.

tinuolababy: Na love dey shack Tiwa

She's hooked mehn! Tee Billz better not break her heart or it wont be funny o

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Style and Glamour was the order of the night as Nollywood baddest boy Jim Iyke premiered his much talked about reality show 'Unscripted' at Four Points Sheraton, Victoria Island Lagos.

See all the glam photos from the event below...... Who's your best dressed star for the night?

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Its good to see Dakore Akande on the red carpet again!

More photos here: http://gistville.com/2013/04/2face-annie-idibia-nadia-buari-dakore-akande-and-others-at-jim-iykes-unscripted-premiere/

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It seems the Mavin deeva Tiwa Savage is on some lovey-dovey mood tonight. See her tweets below in appreciation to her fiance Tee Billz whom she’s obviously crazy about.
NB: Grab a tissue. U’ll thank me later

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The girl from Niger shaaaaaa. Her look na die. Lol
See what they call BEAUTIFUL here and her topless photo is even on sale now. Guess who??

http://gistville.com/2013/04/do-you-have-46000-angelinas-topless-photo-is-for-sale/

She's right now. This our copy and paste syndrome without even reading is sad. There was no proof, no tweet, no evidence, no official statement, no info from insiders yet it went viral like it was confirmed. All they had was a tweet from someone congratulating Tonto and the tweep cc'ed Denrele. Das all. No wonder she dey cuss us now

seunfly: As oyinbo craze reach they fit turn the hotel room into monument or some thing special to attach great value to. Just like the ambulance of john F kenedy or the gun that used to kill Abraham Lincon.

Lmao! Its very possible. Lol

utumunta: What is it with politicians and hotel rooms?
She no get house?

Maybe it was her death wish now