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ahnie:
Excuse me sire!what do i want from you as how?

Leave am. He's feeling cool because we've not descended on him like Mr Ha.ute. i go open chapter for am now

#redoil

Redoil:
clown why do you spam my mention?

You really want to do this the hard way, right?

I dey come. Let me feed my baby first cus he's more important than you. Wait for me o, let me truly define spam for you.

Mummyejire:
hello mummy hansel, still waiting for a reply to my mail o

Didn't see your mail sis. Can you resend?

HumbledbYGrace:
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Your baby is a cutie!!! So adorable

@Whyterose, here is what i think...

Ask yourself, how will i handle this if this girl was my teenage daughter?

Most of the things you just complained about are some of the silly things teenagers do to their parents. I'm saying this because i did some of them when i was at that age.
I was used to having maids in the house and when they all left, i wasn't helping out with housework. My mum will come back in the evening and meet unwashed breakfast dishes in the sink. She kept shouting, correcting and disciplining me till i changed.
Look beyond the fact that she is an inlaw. See her as your younger sister or daughter that needs loving correction.
Let her know that she is a lady and she needs to start acting responsibly, or get dh to talk to her to avoid issues with his family.
Yes, all these things can drive you mad especially when it appears you are gaining nothing from her living with you. But handling this issue prepares you for how to handle your own kids if they turn out to be unruly or nonchalant as well.

Favouredmom:
Pls I want to ask for those who already bought avent products, which one is advisable? The Avent 3 in 1 electric steam steriliser or the Philips avent microwave steam steriliser. Also does the microwave one come with the 4 bottles or I have to buy the bottles seperately?

Also will I need to buy a thermal flask and if yes, what brand is very good in the market ?

Thank you mamas
Cc bey.edew, Mitchyy, Alpha.HandMaiden

No idea about the Avent sterilizers.

Yes you need to get at least one big and one smal thermal flask. One of for yourself and one for baby.
For the small thermal flask, i got haers which is the best but a bit scarce in the market now. And for the big thermal flask, i got Vigorous GINT. Both are fantastic.

Gaily04:
@ma'am ozycy and omojudy, gone are the days when enkay and her crew used to buy plenty trouble. It would have been another case of Mr hau.te

Redoil should thank God that vigilante hooked so many of us.. Otherwise...
Mr Ha.ute can share his experience with him

uglyBetty1:
Good evening all,pls oooooo, there was a home remedy on how to use Palm oil and salt to cure salt and ppl have been testifying to it.

Please can somebody tell me dt remedy again ooooo. I need my cough to vamose ASAP. Please don't jump and pass.

Congrats to all that have put to bed. To our TTC sisters, the Lord will do it.

September mamas, time is here no be say time still dey far.

Please Mama Zainye, Fortius, Mitchyy and Captin Sugah liftedhands and other sabimamas, pls ooooo I need this remedy like mad. I just remembered it. Pls oooooo.

Salt ke?? Ha! Its sugar o. One cube of St Louis sugar inside palm oil and you lick it. It works for mild cough. But if its very serious, you'll need something stronger.
Zaynie recommemded it for our little ones.

HerteEnUke26:
Good days mamas, I just learnt how to check mentions today and I saw so many that I didn't respond to, am so sorry I be jjc( no laff me abeg). Anyway, thanks for the concerns and kind words, God bless you and yours. It will end in praise for us all. #teamseptfor5minsdelivery

Nor worry, we will only laugh you small. Lol. You'll enjoy the thread better now that you can check mentions

Prettyhurts:
Gaily.04 your boy is looking mwaah. Saw your mention. Been down with fever just recovering.
Mitchyy Hansel is so frosh oo,
he.lovesme waow just seeing your post, thanks for the info

We're reporting live today on threadcuties @3months

Thanks dear.

But ermmmm, i have to cover Hansel's eyes o. This one you mamas want to confuse him with your beautiful baby girls. I dont have power to hold fight

*looks around for Fortius*

helovesme:
Erm. Since you delivered via CS, your Vijay should remain as it was.

That's usually one of the consolations for CS mamas. In exchange for our scars, we do not have to go through kegals and the rest to tighten down below and sex is usually as it was if not better.

Don't tell me that during your vaginal examination the doctors were inserting their fists into your vjay. I only had 2 vaginal examinations and it was strictly with fingers.

Maybe you should try sitz baths.

Hahahaha @fists. No o. They used fingers. The last time i took a look at it was before i got married and the diff was clear.
I was just comparing and contrasting. I'm sure its still as it was before delivery. Lol

Malizzy:
I return all the glory to thy most high GOD.
Rejoice with us as my princess made her grand entrance yesterday morning tru vaginal delivery. BS later
termaugustforsupernaturaldelivery#

Ahn ahn!!! August mamas, whatapin? Triple blessings for your team.

Congrats mama on safe delivery!

ozycy:
Congratulations, welcome princess

Mitchyy, I saw cute and chubby baby Hansel looking so fresh. and no be only the socks wey dey em hand I see, I also saw the moni wey dey ground. Abeg na so una dey troway moni for this hard economy?

Raptor2, cute little princess, na this innocent princess you dey share give everybody? I have that shawl in the third pix, E no dey old.

Hehehehehehe. You too like money

raptor2:
@ Mitchyy see my handsome in law . Waoh warri here we come.
But come wetin your eyes dey find for Vijay. You dey find trouble weather cool oooo. BABY No 2 Loading. ........

So Mitchyy ABEG show Hansel him wife. For his eyes only.

*looks around for Fortius* Thank God she is not online

Hansel come and see our miracle baby wifey. Eliana abeg chop kiss

So yesterday, out of boredom, while taking a look at my incision with a small mirror, i decided to inspect my vjay.
I haven't taken a look at it since i got married and my God, the difference shocked me. Chai!

The place is just totally open as if dem drill hole inside. I couldnt even recognize my vjay anymore.
I'm just imagining how it would have looked if baby had passed through. The things women's body go through sha. Lol

Sorry for corrupting our thread cuties *covers face*

melly245:
watu wear that boy in d hand,so all the money wey baba Hansel gee u to buy mittens for am cook owo soup,now you wear him socks but mammy why for that we wont give u any brezz

Gerrahia mehn!!!

How your eye take see am? Lol

His mittens take time to dry now. Rain falls everyday here in warri. So we resorted to supplementing with his undersize socks

zaynie:
Mitchyy, you sure say you no go leave Hansel for Warri so? See as the boy kan frosh
Make e and Mofe dey run things dey go......

Be like so o. Mum is stuffing me with all kinds of meal here. If not for dh, i will stay longer

Congrats orirebaby and midesquare. August mamas are vexing o.
Britneystacy, how far sis? Baby has landed?


Thanks zimunachimdi, chili89, liftedhands!

Lbotusme:
Mitchyy, let the caption the pics;
Mommy u say wetin? Brezz taking a break?
Let me sleep jare because I know you're kidding

Spot on!!!

You understand his expressions very well.

Akorkor:
Please is tiger nut good during pregnancy. I googled it and wizard google said is good but i want to ask locally now as par Nigerians

In yoruba we call it Aaya but english call it Tigernut.

Cc:soonest, zaynie, mitchy, Gaily04 and all other sabi mama.

I think it is. It has a lot of health benefits. If ure not sure, then eat it in moderation

Purity77:
Hello mamas, so good to join you all! i'm a ftm Mum, due in January.
Mama Zaynie i brought 100 barrels of red oil for my dues. Pls receive the consignment as delivered in good condition.
Thank you.

Mum Zaynie and dues.... They are like stew and okro

Baby Hansel reporting live from warri for #threadcuties. We are 7weeks today...

NB: Anyone has brezz to borrow me? My own needs to take a break

Modified:
Lbotusme has captioned Hansel's photos:
Pic 1: Mommy u say wetin? Brezz taking a break?
Pic 2: Let me sleep jare because I know you're kidding
Pic 3: But seriously, dont take my breast away please

Mum beyedew and gaily04, your baby boys are so frosh and adorable

raptor2:
See fine Prince. God bless you my dear.
ABEG l get beautiful Princess. No let Mitchyy hear ooo

Say what? No wonder Fortius has been warning me not to meet you. So this is how you want to dupe my Hansel abi?

runsaway:
My dues attached before anyone asks

Zaynie, come take your dues o

Liftedhands:
Lolz you for hear how I shout that day na, them say the bath nah jacuzzi o! heater ,soothing vibrations and can be used till the child is 2.

The bath make sense o, tho i never try the so-called jacuzzi. But the beautiful thing about it is the mat inside. No need to carry baby on your leg. Just lie him on the soft mat inside the bath, support his neck and start bathing.
Even my mum that is not a fan of all these "oyinbo" things, confessed that she loves it.
So i think its worth it.

Liftedhands:
Melly na me you yab like this? Buff buff kwa? This insult is too much lawd.

And the people weh like her post? I dash una quadruplets and triplets weh go suck una brezz pass how Hansel suck witchyy Mitchyy own

melly245:
this is what we call "the difference is clear"
am always scared of trying puff puff
this one is "buff " buff

bbbuuuuuuhhahaaaaaaaaaaaa

You even tried sef. This one na "uff uff". The "P" don comot

*runs far away from liftedhands*

Liftedhands:
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You're not alone. This is Hansel's playtime

Iyabetajos, words fail me whenever i think about you. But always remember that you are loved and supported by mamas on this thread. Reach out whenever you feel like talking to someone. We are here for you and will never stop including you in our prayers.

dunasy:
Who remembers the bath with salt water therapy against E..la,

Who had her bath with salt that day? Talk true ooo

It's 2 years down the lane

My dh and my entire family did it. They called me to do it but the idea sounded ridiculous.

I was almost tempted though