Politics › Re: How Fubara Visited Wike, Begged For Reconciliation by Mitsurugi(m): 9:50pm On Apr 30, 2025 |
Ttalk: Your grandfather Your grandpa na nkapi? |
Celebrities › Re: Cubana Chief Priest Blasts EFCC Of Targeting Igbos After E-money's Arrest by Mitsurugi(m): 11:25am On Apr 30, 2025 |
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Politics › Re: Dollar For Local Transactions - Punch Editorial by Mitsurugi(m): 10:32am On Apr 30, 2025 |
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Celebrities › Re: 'No Tension, Everywhere Good' - E-Money Released By The EFCC by Mitsurugi(m): 10:29am On Apr 30, 2025 |
badoh: Is that an avenue for him to be breaking the law? Some of you claim you want Nigeria to be better but you support lawlessness from the citizens. Okoya. All Nigerians are equal. But some are clearly more equal than others. Okoya. |
Celebrities › Re: Cubana Chief Priest Blasts EFCC Of Targeting Igbos After E-money's Arrest by Mitsurugi(m): 9:49am On Apr 30, 2025 |
IgOga: Bobrisky was the first victim of this...didn't know he was Igbo
You can only talk about being a target if you did not commit the crime. If the man is innocent then we call it witch hunt Bobrisky was arrested for something else bruv. Something deeper. |
Politics › Re: FBI, Others To Release Tinubu's US Probe Reports On May 2 by Mitsurugi(m): 8:29am On Apr 30, 2025 |
emkz: Are you unwell? Well it depends on if you're well. Don't bother answering. You won't see me. Damn it I love this block button. |
Politics › Re: FBI, Others To Release Tinubu's US Probe Reports On May 2 by Mitsurugi(m): 7:10am On Apr 30, 2025 |
emkz: What exactly are they looking for in the reports?
What we heard during campaigns:
1. Tinubu is not well.
2. Tinubu did not attend primary and secondary schools.
3. Tinubu is a drug dealer.
4. Tinubu did not graduate from Chicago State University. After someone went to do a deposition, it was established that Tinubu did graduate. So they shifted narrative that Tinubu used someone's identity.
5. After Tinubu won because they were too distracted to focus on winning, they said Tinubu bribed INEC chairman. If they had brains, they could have said Tinubu bribed state RECs and returning officers, because the results were not read by INEC boss but by returning officers. INEC boss only read out the final compiled results.
6. Tinubu has a Guinean passport.
7. FBI and CIA have 2,500 pages on Tinubu.
8. Hand dey shake, leg dey shake, Baba wey no well, he dey shout emilokan.
9. Tinubu is a CIA asset.
One thing is that even if people deny the obvious, even if Tinubu is everything they say he is; those who lost elections are licking their wounds. Instead of understanding why, they are looking for dirt to throw. The biggest issue with those fighting Tinubu is the harvest of self-contradictions. Some people are already celebrating FBI and CIA files. Maybe the new information would be that Tinubu has three eyes or 5 additional legs.
If all the things peddled against him could not stop his victory, would the things peddled now help the opponents get traction? Even if you give the opposition a smoking gun, they'd misuse it.
Emefiele and Arise News handed them a smoking gun with naira repainting voodoo and media propaganda against Tinubu with the likes of Rufai Oseni ordering Tinubu to come to their studios to face interrogation. At the end, the principal flagbearer picked a weightless running mate, refused to reconcile warring parties and went into an election.
They lost. They are losing their own base now, but Tinubu is their problem!
Their problem is spiritual, caused by village people using their brain to play two direct. Is Tinubu well? |
Car Talk › Re: Why Is The Car Door Always Locked When There Is An Accident by Mitsurugi(m): 1:54pm On Apr 29, 2025 |
uunwanaobong3: IT IS DUE TO THE DEFORMATION OF THE DOOR FRAME AND PANEL DURING ACCIDENT ITSELF.
WHEN METALS DEFORMED, IT TOOK ON COMPLEX SHAPES/FORMS, MESSING UP THE ENTIRE STRUCTURE OF THE VEHICLE MAKING IT HARD FOR THE DOOR TO BE OPEN Makes sense👌🏾 |
Car Talk › Re: Why Is The Car Door Always Locked When There Is An Accident by Mitsurugi(m): 1:53pm On Apr 29, 2025 |
victorazy: Is locked to keep you safe. But what about in the event of a potential explosion? |
Car Talk › Re: Why Is The Car Door Always Locked When There Is An Accident by Mitsurugi(m): 12:31pm On Apr 29, 2025 |
I've always wondered, at least for under water, it's the water pressure.
Well this was the original intent behind Nairaland before bigots and mindless corn artistes took over. Deep reflection, debates, information and knowledge.
Auto Engineers please do us the honours. |
Crime › Re: Groom, 3 Friends Arrested For Killing Wife In Marathon Sex In Jigawa by Mitsurugi(m): 8:03am On Apr 29, 2025 |
armadeo: All the police reports have a single format. They just insert name here and locatiin there and push out the report.
That's why you see "deposited in the hospital for autopsy" or "escaped with bullet wounds". "Discreet investigation" is another phrase that is also popular with them.
Crack team of detectives .etc 😂😂😂 You had me at Crack |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Captain Ibrahim Traoré: The Soldier Selling Africa False Hope by Mitsurugi(m): 6:16pm On Apr 28, 2025 |
princepee: please teach me how to block. I want to block All this agbado block heads Click on their names. It will take you to their profile. Go down you'll see the block button. Tap the box to blue tick and then click on the block the user |
Crime › Re: Groom, 3 Friends Arrested For Killing Wife In Marathon Sex In Jigawa by Mitsurugi(m): 5:30pm On Apr 28, 2025 |
What is discreet investigation  |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Captain Ibrahim Traoré: The Soldier Selling Africa False Hope by Mitsurugi(m): 4:11pm On Apr 28, 2025 |
The topic and first two comments are blocked from me. Definitely irritants I blocked posting an equally irritating post. I've been so happy today not having to read nonsense from dense minded people.
This is the best Nairaland upgrade 😂😂😂 |
Nairaland General › Re: You Can Now Block People On Nairaland (for A Time) by Mitsurugi(m): 1:18am On Apr 28, 2025 |
yewit37486: It's actually people like you that made several people demand for this feature. So good r-iddance to you and your fellows. Enough of reading d-umb comments on FP. I have blocked Helinues LegendHero FreeStuffsNG TimeManager Yarimo is next 😂😂😂 I will remember them all |
Politics › Re: Natasha Akpoti-Uduaghan's 'apology' letter to Akpabio by Mitsurugi(m): 10:09pm On Apr 27, 2025 |
Akpamubio |
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Politics › Re: S’South PDP At War Over Tinubu’s 2027 Re-Election by Mitsurugi(m): 2:00pm On Apr 19, 2025 |
commoditiesnig: Lol.. the way you folks hype Obi dey baffle me. Nigerians didn't even know him when he was governor.. that should tell you alot.
Let me tell you, 2023 votes to Obi was more of protest votes from Christians from South, middlebelt and north against the ruling party's Muslim Muslim ticket. Obi really milked it by visiting churches.. I hope you remember the "religious war" conversation.
2027 that won't work. If he contest I doubt he will even get half of what he got in 2023.
Politics is strategy not emotions or social media But Obi got 6m votes. The way you people hang on this religious war thingone would think Tinubu's APC didn't threaten non indigenes in Lagos. Oga no Nigerian politician is above what you're accusing Obi of |
Crime › Re: NDLEA To Act After Nursing Mum Complained About Her Neighbor Who Smokes Weed by Mitsurugi(m): 1:58pm On Apr 19, 2025 |
ehikwe22: Shut the Bleep up!
Leave your village to other countries before you start talking nonsense It's not my fault you are hungry. Send me your account number oga. You already sound like an idiot neighbor. |
Crime › Re: NDLEA To Act After Nursing Mum Complained About Her Neighbor Who Smokes Weed by Mitsurugi(m): 1:57pm On Apr 19, 2025 |
csamii: Eh! If he decides to smoke cigarettes, what then? Will the authorities react? Is smoking of cigarettes illegal? Won't the baby still choke? Sometimes a peace resolution outweighs some confrontation for the greater good. This cigarette smoking within a home is being eradicated in sane countries. I wrote a paper on it for a UK course. If na UK my guy would have been talking nonsense in a cell by now. Please fact check me |
Crime › Re: Nnayereugo Benjamin Best "Killaboi" Extradited To Nigeria, to face charges by Mitsurugi(m): 1:55pm On Apr 19, 2025 |
Af0nja2: For every ten crimes in Nigeria and abroad, Nyam!nr!n will commit 8. Why? Dem swear for una f!athead? Na by force to be rich and buy property in Lagos? How can 5 states that are about the size of only Oyo State be tarnishing the image of the whole country Do you feel better now? |
Crime › Re: NDLEA To Act After Nursing Mum Complained About Her Neighbor Who Smokes Weed by Mitsurugi(m): 10:40am On Apr 19, 2025 |
Most Nigerians are amongst the worst people on earth to have as neighbors. Inconsiderate. Insensitive. Arrogant. Voyeurs. And never, under any circumstances, open the door for them to borrow anything from you. The day I found out they were stealing my engine oil  |
Celebrities › Re: Soso Soberekon Sprays Bundles Of Dollar Notes At Priscilla Ojo's Wedding (Video) by Mitsurugi(m): 7:59pm On Apr 18, 2025 |
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Politics › Re: Falana Seeks Immediate Sack Of Ibok-Ete Ibas Over Breach Of Presidential Order by Mitsurugi(m): 8:24am On Apr 18, 2025 |
MichaelSokoto: dis wan as never won one single case in his life dat am aware of!
a Gani Fawenhimi wannabe without impact!
He shld grow some balls & do wat Gani did to emilokan those days!  And he became a SAN how? Stop talking like a mistake |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Only 200 Youths Registered For Army Recruitment In The South East by Mitsurugi(m): 7:06am On Apr 17, 2025 |
12345baba: I swear! Fuckn sabouteurs Yeah. Just like the repentant Boko Haram killing una soldiers daily. Daft reasoning |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Only 200 Youths Registered For Army Recruitment In The South East by Mitsurugi(m): 7:03am On Apr 17, 2025 |
masterfactor: It not by force to join the army, let those who want to join let them join. The Nigeria army needs patriots and not some group of people that have no loyalty except for their own selfish interests. Tomorrow another kanu or ekpa will come and give instruction and those set of officers will sabotage the army. IGBOS been a majority tribe needs to be challenged, There are other tribes who have more population than the Igbos. That's why they don't want to join una army nau. So that Ekpa or Kanu won't use them to sabotage the NA just like Boko Haram uses her Northerners to do so. You sound daft. |
Politics › Re: Response To Peter Obi On His Attack Against President Tinubu - Reno Omokri by Mitsurugi(m): 7:53pm On Apr 16, 2025 |
Lazy9jaYouth: Let's leave the fact of "Reno being a fool" . . . Does he have a point? Yes he does It's obvious Peter Obi isn't playing the politics game well; you don't have to be one-sided hence Reno's point
Disclaimer: If you don't have a reasonable point to counter my opinion, don't quote me. If you quote to insult me, you will get it double. Shut up! |
Crime › Re: Agụnechemba: Suspect That Shot Chiamaka Okeke In Nnewi Identified by Mitsurugi(m): 6:31pm On Apr 16, 2025 |
Firebox123: Igbo killing themselves
They'll later say na Fulani dey kill them
I pour spit on them tueh  You sound daft |
Politics › Re: Lagos: Court Nullifies Obasa’s Removal As Speaker, awards ₦500000 as damages by Mitsurugi(m): 3:30pm On Apr 16, 2025 |
Tjra: Emeka, wetin concern you with Lagos? You've never stepped out of Aba in your entire life.
Worry about those flogging and chaining you every Monday and let city people handle their own shit.
Stop this cho cho cho You sound daft |
Politics › Re: Insecurity: The "Bulk" Stops At The President’s Table - Tinubu (throwback 2014) by Mitsurugi(m): 2:23pm On Apr 16, 2025 |
mightyhaze: Bulk ke...
Illiterates in power  As in eh...... since 2014 |
Politics › Re: Insecurity: The "Bulk" Stops At The President’s Table - Tinubu (throwback 2014) by Mitsurugi(m): 2:22pm On Apr 16, 2025 |
First class accountant Jagaban no sabi say na The BUCK stops at your table  |
Crime › Re: Man Jailed For Rejecting Naira As Legal Tender by Mitsurugi(m): 11:58am On Apr 16, 2025 |
wazobeer: No jail anywhere, he was just fined 650k. I know most people here won't read before commenting. The guy's probably chilling in his house now...
Ganduje wey dey collect dollars bribe with video evidence, dem no jail am, na APC CHAIRMAN today. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Look up. Someone is already saying watery beans. Must be an Agbadorian nitwit |